0:00 he smells great most of the time but when he gets a little like a little sweaty or he hasn't been able to shower it smells a little like really bad but most of the time he smells great like he's justuju trauma is this huh it's like it's like Nick can smelling right now he's like smells [Music] really welcome to another that perfect Guy episode of the careful boys where today we are making the perfect guy for easy if you just don't happen to be this guy already just slide into her DM or if you think that we're totally describing you after this video also slide into her DMS or Nicks yeah okay they're open or M are open all right so we're going to start with
0:50 Ryan okay uh we're going to go around the room Oh I thought I was the cand yeah Ryan's Ran's the perfect we'll start with this how off is it um I would change I'm go ahead no go ahead how dare you why are we starting you should say no I'm I'm I like the way this is going where you guys get any they created one for me yeah we cre created her and Colleen agreed fully yeah yeah yeah the first half was was pretty pretty solid second half Jesus the guy needs some flaws though you know yeah a lot of flaws he got missing teeth a limp he's he's coming early he has no usable dick it's it's big but it's not usable it's just like this is my perfect dud thank you so much don't give anything away we might reuse some
1:40 quality right no no on all new quality wow I didn't I didn't know weable big dick that comes early I didn't know we were that generous not a bad deal well here's your chance for um Revenge okay okay uh the first trait I'm going to go with these are good ones first yeah for obviously um somebody with a with a very inappropriate sense of humor you like that it doesn't have to be inappropriate I go the inappropriate route but just someone that's funny I need it cuz I'm constantly making jokes and I can't be funnier than my partner I need a laugh I need someone I can you know ping pong jokes with I think you need somebody who's like creative or artistic agree uhhuh okay agree can't have it's very safe you have a come
2:31 early guy but I like it yeah you know I like him yeah we'll get there we'll get there we'll come I've accepted my guy as we're just getting the basics the [Music] foundation to coming early is a biological Advantage yeah 10 seconds is fine comes early but comes a lot yeah yeah that's right that's how nature wants it yeah that's how nature wants it all right Anthony H um very sociable and extrovert but doesn't at all like talking to other chicks wow doesn't like love that I like that we've entered fiction yeah exactly why doesn't he like talking to other chicks though yeah I know not this round that's not this round quality okay I want some sort of interest in don't like it as much
3:22 because he's so loyal and trustworthy no he's the kind of guy that's like I want to I just never got around to it cuz you're here he bull he ████ his way to your heart yeah he sounds stable yeah he's by so you have to worry about guys too this is a good tra are we already going this off the rails yeah you have to worry about both off the rails I guess this is this is why we're here and then can you start giving a meter so like let's say this guy is five out of 10 and then when we start adding attributes is it starting going seven out of 10 score raise and lower your score you know I actually so so far what is this guy the this bu guy is he 5 out of 10 or 7 out of 10 or three out of 10 why does he have to be by cuz Steve said so Steve I want you that would be that would scare me because if he doesn't like hanging out
4:12 with girls and talking to girls make you stronger but he hangs out with guys sounds but he chose you obsessed with but he's not acting on it he's not acting on it steel Sharp guess if there's no action yeah he he's at like a I'll say a six right now okay six out of 10 six right now steel sharpen steel I think I actually disagree with with with Anthony call me Alex I call you Alex U I think your guy needs to be not very extroverted a little more introverted a little more quiet you can't disagree with me you can only add on we've never had this this is cool yeah you got you can only add on someone can't go power windows and go now roll down no no no no no that's that's that's opposite do that you features to the car a roll down window is a downgrade yeah
5:03 but that's but then that's Nick trying to make the score go up yeah but I I like extroverted so I don't think you do you can't hey you can't have your cake and eat it you can't have a guy who likes to talk to girls all the time you I think you might need a guy who's a little bit more mellow a little more chill I think you realized that only a guy could know what you really want CH a guy with a nose strip it's like we're designing a bra okay yeah it's like I know women dude know I know lady trust us this is so wrong so so he took it away just quiet is's your right now look at her face look at her face she's so I don't want to date this guy she still worried about I'm not dating anymore I'm s███'s a deal breaker already he's a little more chill and
5:53 mellow deal bre zero ████ we're only on round one and there's a bunch of people flooding her DMS already you're right what he's already rest in peace to your social media he has three traits and the fourth is he's bu why'd you bring it down a zero man well she seems nervous about him talking to girls so I was like maybe he talks to guys too she said I like that my fix is he's a little more chill a little more to himself he he's a let's say he has both qualities then sometimes he's extroverts sometimes he's to himself he's a hybrid he could do both he could do both now he's a 6.5 both goe okay next he's bisexual and biso yeah all right love that b social's goodal b's like then I guess you can
6:43 have power windows and roll down one one one in one dude you for ████ on our premise one in one I don't know it's a weird car um let's see hold them can I add two traits sure ████ webbed feet I know swim in the water better okay to save you if you ever feel like you're he has a great relationship with both of his parents and he's albino why albino D I thought you were going to name two related things I don't know his parents are all Buy on too what if he has like no body hair is that good plus none even on the head no he got head he head hair only head hair just no leg hair no arm hair no eyebrows I'm going to just stick to just one he great Rel ship with his parents is it up or down okay yeah he's like a
7:33 seven down oh down down down we don't yeah we hate parents yeah I don't know about the albino thing that's also relatable that's a great first round everybody we made it all right good job everybody good job what is this guy right now so great relation with parents yeah yeah he's just by I can't just all I think is bisexual biso that did steal the show a little bit the buy stuff that was a little overpowered up it makes every other trait now feel like not worth it all right let's try to rescue it from being everything has to be by about I know how to fix it I know how to fix okay okay okay I'm going to add it can I add a Chade n yeah give us one give us one give us one never mind never mind never mind hey she should be able to take one
8:23 away every take one away take one away that's going to ████ her even more all of us are just going to give s█████ crazy want to build the perfect dud we're trying to we're trying to help he's not he's not by anymore okay okay okay he's got something anyway so it's way worse now like you should being now he's gay I'm going to say that he works in law enforcement oh like my dad I don't have Daddy Issues that's like the furthest thing at want oh so it's going down now that's such a rule follower we're just throwing traits in and she has to pick the one to eliminate each round oh so these are negative traits this round well not necessarily I didn't know that would be negative we're building the most realistic guy he works in law enforcement yeah he's uh he's a vegan
9:13 and every time he orders vegan food he talks about how you should be vegan too oh that's so good guys I wouldn't be in this relationship what that's a good that's a good treat that is a rough one that's rough like meat speaking of like meat he's got a big dick but he's uncircumcised and he comes fast we can work with it I don't know about we can work with it take my guy all right police officer with a big dick he's not by he's not by she took it away you took it away he he only ████ dudes till he got with you and now he's straight yeah he's straight as an arrow straight As K be he was like yo he changed my life you're the first chick he's ever been with you can't take that away though because history you know I mean it changed him yeah and it was only D from his Precinct on a SWAT
10:04 team your's first chick that's pretty big it's like he's a virgin all over again that's kind I changed him oh I got one I got one he's um he's a he has a really nice ████ souped up like Mercedes like real dope but whenever he drives through neighborhoods he ████ guns it and he's like that was sick huh that's but but his car doesn't make that noise he makes that noise he's a police officer do and then after he does it he goes man I wish I had a manual car I wish it was stick and then he goes like this pretty sweet rolls down the and then goes like this all right which parts
10:54 [Music] um when it comes down to using deductive reasoning this is bad already always goes with what the horoscope [Laughter] says always big big life decisions oh well the moon's in Rising so all right which one of these things are you losing that's not that bad compared to the rest of them yeah it's not that bad what did you say he's a cop oh you said that mine's the vegan vegan oh no I I the vegan I like meat I want like my man to like cook me some steak and feed me well okay so he's not vegan anymore all right totally fine that he ████ all the juice got it
11:46 stuck we can't be stop little misdirection how what she likes meat she likes s that much we found a hack you guys this is like UF C300 all over me we can't lose dude from now on every time you go you want to know how much I love meat I would prefer that my boyfriend who's a cop has ████ only dudes before me that's so huge lots of dudes I got you see he's growing on me he's growing on me we're heating up this round is back to positive or back to more negative I thought that was pretty positive go back to posi back to positive yeah why not back to positive but she can only keep one oh okay you keep one yeah okay only keep yeah we're at like a we're at like a four right now we dropped we dropped a
12:37 lot but only keep one I'm going to bring it back up I got you I got you that's be really good to bump it up he um okay here you go he's um he was on the news because he saved a baby from a burning house so he's known as a hero locally in his neighborhood oh okay yeah that's good that's good answer get rid of that one go ahead cleen well she can only keep one out of this group oh okay he's extremely wealthy due to his family but he can only acquire the money after you guys have three kids that's a good one a Comm that's realistic in some I mean if the money
13:27 takes care of the kids yeah but you got to have two kids is before H the third before you get that money that's pretty cool okay yeah a that was good make yeah you're right I like it I like it he's man this guy's got ████ ABS though like this Fool's just got ████ sexy ass ABS Jesus like for her right G for me dud for us you're into my guy dude he ████ me early then he met you oh that I'm the first girl days early days I'm in the precinct okay nice abs got it okay he has a big old dick I already said that ABS he cries when he comes there are are positive ones these
14:17 are supposed to be positive how powerful that was and how much cries when he comes about how much he loves you yeah that's so cute every single time yeah and he's got tears his a single tear or like a fullblown full I love you Fu so ████ much he's like can you go get me napkins he needs he needs to be left alone for a while scared yeah it hits him Goddamn Romeo he's got a ████ flower in his you he got sideways Rose in his mouth while while he's coming and then he cuddles with his three Pomeranians there's a there's a dude watching you say that right now that doesn't think there's anything wrong with that what you think there's something wrong with that a little bit um this guy's like really thoughtful he like takes you on dates and stuff he always makes time for you and he's like he's he's really good at uh being a sweet thoughtful guy how about that that's good huh cool yeah
15:09 very are you trying to get out of here I know do you do not want to be here you have a de disappointment he's a good guy I want to do the third round cuz we the negative one is more fun cuz we got to throw her a bone right plus you can only keep one anyway she can't keep all the good ones okay fourth round I'm ready for the fourth round okay cuz that's when it gets real fun give it up to bar come on BART please you're the last one I got to keep one none of those were good I think mine was the best he can she can only keep one he could hold his breath for 5 minutes that's useful 5 minutes is not even like ideal guy getting diving sticks again your diving stick problems are over the canalingus will last forever he could he could run a mile in 5 minutes dude how about that that was mine I'll change I'll change mine okay I'm going to keep the well healthy family family because
16:02 if we're this should be my perfect guy this is who I'm going to be with so we're going to have kids anyway and if we have the money to support him ████ three kids you have the money he's not he doesn't he didn't work for it well you guys didn't say that he let the baby burn in the house he walked by the baby and he's fat as ████ now he needs to breathe every 30 seconds he gets out of breath walking upstairs he can't breathe it's so fat good luck watching his 13-minute mile dude he he drowned in the shower the first on your on your wedding day okay you're going to be so disappointed when he's running aath I guess I'm not good at picking guys maybe this is the problem we we're mad at making guys this is the problem we're just mad you didn't pick our guy okay go ahead right after he comes down he's like thanks ████ see you what happen on the fourth roundly anyways it's negative again we go back
16:52 to it's negative again okay um little bit negative uh every time you're you're he can't make eye contact with he's always looking at your teeth everybody would hate that that's sucks oh it's weird it's so weird that's weird okay he hates wearing shoes he only wears socks everywhere I'm into it it's pretty bad every time and wait wait wait and they're the toe socks oh dude keeping one of these you have you have to keep all of you can only get rid of one only double one of them you can double you have to make one twice as bad 10x one of them
17:44 10x1 this is way worse than mine definitely an angel around your parents and stuff but every time he's around his like Bros and stuff he like definitely treats you like me always has to like grab you in front of him to show that you're you're his property possession oh that's I'm into that that's cool fire fire damn Anthony I want someone to show me off see dang Anthony can lift you I thought it was negative she turn it into a positive she turned into a positive positive and I guess that's kind of cool she that's her thing right I mean he does it only in front of your parents around his guys he's like a ████ angel okay once a week he wants once a week he takes uh a May tag dishwasher box and he cut cut out holes in the sides of it and he wants to play space with you inside of it oh I'm I'm
18:34 actually into it you into that so he like he uses a marker to make a bunch of he's fun he's IM Mak cellophane Windows right and he's you just have to play space for like two hours okay two hours but after like two years in it's going to get real old you know every once a week he's playful once a week once a week for quality time a lot of outer space stuff again he usually smell like he smells great most of the time but when he gets a little like a little sweaty or he hasn't been able to shower it smells a little like really bad but most of the time he smells great like he's just jitu trauma is this huh it's like it's like Nick can smell him right now he's like smells really this is a negative yeah it's a negative but most of the time but when he smells bad it's like horrible substantially it's a little unbearable
19:25 Nick's been waiting for this fourth round contribution okay yeah true that's a good one yeah okay um every time you guys go out to eat at a restaurant he always steals a ████ ton of napkins resourceful and utensils resourceful yeah he's always just taking like is that like two pockets full yeah just he just has to you can't can't stop it and he's walking out you hear the metal just clanging around his pockets like babe do you still sitw again he's like no no come on let's go now you got to double one of them I have to double one I thought I was getting rid of one no no no no no that we got to change the premise whenever dou you get rid of one and you double one of them okay I'm going to get rid of smelly boy even if it's just for a little bit I can't do smelly boy o wow you found okay damn and then I have to double one what were your twoe he's just looking at your teeth socks all the time oh wait wait
20:17 wait I'll take smelly guy no I'm getting rid of the teeth guy oh he just looks at your teeth yeah if he doesn't look at me imagine doubling the teeth on doubling the teeth on and he's only wearing socks the toe socks he never wears shoes doesn't matter okay we we'll double up the socks so toe socks are on his ears on his double double on the feet two socks on his feet he's a two socks kind of guy double layered double layered right he more shoes so he's got so all his shoes are like one or two sizes up all the time okay we've reached the end of this round and video therefore you have to give us a final number on a scale of 1 to 10 and then how excited are you to date this guy and then what's her first date so this guy seems very fun to date he does a lot of things I'm he's very
21:09 interesting he's a sorted sexual history yeah I'm going to he love space space play once a week every Wednesday I'll give him a five and a half there's a lot of things I don't like about him but he could be worse he could be like a psychopath he could be doing worst things in life so he's not that bad I think our first he let the baby die and he's fat and he can't breathe he keeps he keeps reving down the street was his I wish it was his dick sh he pre-recorded the the noises and plays them over stairs no back seat and surprised he's still albino you didn't get rid of that oh that's right I feel bad this guy feel bad slide
21:59 in the DMS if this describes you perfectly how far do you think you can get with this guy and yeah how many months of dating remember how rich he is I don't think I could get Passover yeah but only after three kids man I don't know it's not my type so you're saying there's a chance I don't think so I don't think so I don't think so we'll get back to it with a round two guys if this is you please hit her DM please don't anyone else [Music]
// end of tape