0:00 [Music] a florida jogger can you be the jogger you're the jogger where did jogger use his martial arts to fight off an 18 year old boy what who tried to strangle him and lock him in his closet to fulfill sexual fantasies no i'm doing it i'm doing it in the closet but then i he i need this fantasy fulfilled so i open the closet door i come in unlocked i stopped i stopped you from doing it though yeah wait okay who was trying to do it yeah all right
0:50 there's a jogger in florida he takes the same route every uh i guess like every day and there's an 18 year old boy that's been watching him from his house and this 18 year old boy was having these like jeffrey dahmer type thoughts and starts planning how he's going to kidnap this guy and make him like a sex slave in his closet i don't know why he admitted to all that but basically he went over and tried to choke him with a belt for like a rope so he just comes up behind him the jogger says he's running with his earpods on and then just feels a rope around his neck this kid is trying to drag him over how did he even catch him when he's running for an 18 year old he didn't right when this happened the jogger turns around and does martial arts which kind do you think it was yeah it was like this he grabbed my neck and i went and i broke three and i ran away so if you're getting grab like grab his neck from behind what a belt grab his neck
1:41 from behind and then what's the thing to get out of that this is basically what he did i'm 18. all i do i reach and try to tie my shoe and he flips over my body for real you don't get choked to death yeah no it looks like a porno watchman that works that's just how it goes you go or do you go backwards yeah yeah i would go backwards too you know you're like because when he's choking you you go oh and then you're choking yourself and you go ah backwards oh ████ and the second time still got me off guard there's two there's three there's a bunch of things wrong with an eight-year-old person yeah you you guys trying now you gotta learn what's your scenario he's having sexual fantasies about some dude right unless he has like a thing of a petite dude no like it's a jogging man
2:31 that's a big dude like damn i really want some of that action now you now you're gonna go tackles like i don't like i want some of that lion right there the lion's gonna eat you that's the wrong guy david and goliath sex like looking at a small thing he's like i'm having sexual fantasies about a petite guy i'm guessing this 18 year old is probably like the chance of this fool knowing martial arts must be slim yeah right because he's not the smallest other thing is my dude's running so he's already his adrenaline level he's pumped already right he's on a runner's head now you come in here hide and try to do a sneak move on someone in action he's already warmed up yeah he's already ████ warmed up he's fatigued forgot one big point this guy is a regular jogger who works on his fitness his cardio is through the roof that's what i'm saying he is a police person that trains already he's trained right
3:21 vo2 yeah just jacking off at the balcony he's doing too quick the best he should have tripped him yeah if he would have tripped my dude is that what you would do chloroform idiot this guy's a ████ dude let's teach him how to get a guy you could put a bunch of like elmer's glue all over the floor so you get like stuck when he runs yeah yeah but how's he gonna get him there but he's gotta stay there for a while but my dude is 18. obviously he doesn't own the house how's he even gonna get a sex slave into his mother's house keep him there like what is going on hey why is he going straight to sex lady yeah so was he gonna choke him take him out and drag his body into the house how strong do you think he is and you're you're going to like this plan he covers his driveway in bed sheets and he brings that belt with him and he brings a can of axe deodorant to mace the guy what gets that far in the plan you know eight serials are getting dumber huh but the
4:12 weird thing is it failed at that point like he didn't get further than the choke he's on bed she got ████ i bet she's over him he's rambo like in the ████ yeah he's like doing like that rambo thing hiding in the bedsheets yeah i just painted my dude from hunger games is like painting himself into the rock yeah he's like an amazing makeup artist just to do this wait you said so this jogger knows martial arts yeah is it just a fighter doing his road work and he just picked on the worst guy ever oh yeah you just go you know on a boxer yeah he picked on ████ carlo doing his five miles daily five miles he's trying to lean ████ doing his ████ daily runs well the weirdest thing is that that i find weird is that that's where it ended right he tries to choke him gets away calls the cops cops arrest the kid but the kid all that other details was just given
5:04 he just said he just said it out loud like he didn't have to tell him all that but and those sheets this is what it was for yeah so he told the cops he told the cops that he he's complaining that he was unlucky because the jogger was stronger than him this kid's 18 he's 5 10 200 pounds oh daddy's a big kid he's a big 18 year old boy i know but he was attracted to a very athletic physique what do you think of that face guys wow looks droopy on the left side he looks like he's uh he couldn't handle it he looks horny that he didn't get to come the runner but there is a picture of the axe body spray and i guess it was apollo said wow oh cool apollo is good for macing yeah that has the most blinding properties have you guys seen that one video it's like a surveillance camera
5:54 there's this chick she's like on the phone like waiting at a bus stop and then a guy pulls up next to her with the backpack and it just looks like two people waiting for like the bus stop like looks super normal and then out of nowhere this guy just takes out his belt and just chokes her and she's trying to like choke him to death and good thing like another like uh person that was just walking came and separated him and tried to like tackle him and then the cops came or whatever and i'm like man this is crazy just random acts of violence just happens we're just living in the purge now yeah it's like what the ████ the scariest thing is that dude was being watched for weeks by this kid yeah can you imagine doing a routine and somebody's been watching is there anybody watching y'all is there anybody watching you have routines that's why i switch up my running i don't know if i'm being watched but i'll be watching a few people i'm trying to check them off my list yep when i go to the gym i don't use the same squat rack i go one
6:45 door i'm like oh ████ why is that guy at his own gym he's like i'm gonna go squat right now just kidding i'm gonna bench press he wanted a sex life yeah that's a crazy thing because that's very similar to i think if i remember correctly jeffrey dahmer had this similar thing when he was watching a jogger and eventually caught him he probably watched the same thing did he just try to kill them or did he said he said he learned that from a movie but he wouldn't say which one it's probably the movie dahmer so my little brother dion is in the movie i remember that yeah he's one of them he's getting raped and stuff oh ████ oh dion yeah but see again dion's a smaller guy so the bigger dude come and get the smaller guys it's gonna be easier and doesn't to do a sex scene on the fab bros no oh he doesn't see so he that was his redemption yeah he has his redemption we got a second shot
7:37 i've been waiting a long time that was a really good sex scene that was one of the best sex scenes ever i want to see this movie joe's in it there's it's very hot you didn't want a sex scene not his joe got a gun joe got a gun oh you got a gun i had a i had a ████ scene i had a ████ something about your character at all i got a posse i could tell you what he is so he is uh um he's like a low-level gangster that runs a chicken fighting ring like a rooster ████ fighting you made this role for joe then that is a based on shoe story this is joe's life joe brought dimensions to the character we would we did not have plans it was so fun it was so fun dude it was so joe's just being a joke just being jokes did you have did you have to read for that like they did no i was frustrated no you knew i was right for the role
8:27 who could do this he was like joe could do this let's call joe thank you was his name joe in the movie because that would be great his name was uh obama what was his name jimmy jimmy uh not for god i actually named him after my character i did in uh in in hawaii if i have a little game i named that character after that gangster character didn't i even get my i brought my own outfit too right oh the suit that's your suit yeah yeah i did my whole character i did my whole wardrobe and then i even showed you pictures i'm like this how i picture the dude made the other crew dress like him wow that's yeah much i loved it dude he killed it he killed you guys i can't wait to watch it um last night um i was in the hot tub and then um the dog was just ████
9:19 barking like crazy right and then like lately we've been having um people stealing cattle uh converters off of the ████ street yeah that's happening good money doing that bro so like man i was like man he's barking way more than usual right and it's like it's an odd hour it's like 10 o'clock so i went out and then i went to the gate and i peeked out and i was like damn what's going on because he keeps barking i can't see what's happening right and i opened it and i went out to the street mind you i'm in my underwear steaming from the ████ ████ hot hot ████ steam because it's cold as ████ but my body's hot and i just ran out i'm barefooted and everything and i'm just like wait you're underwear not trunks underwear yeah cause then i mean i just put off my clothes i just took off my clothes and i went inside you lucky these weren't underwear yeah i
10:09 was wearing underwear and i was like thinking i'm here to catch the bad guy but the neighbors if they saw me right now i'm the bad guy i'm a bad guy yeah and i kind of walked in with shame like okay i probably didn't need to come out all the way into the street or whatever it was just like and you're sleeping i'm steaming bro you might look like uh like like an asian terminator just drops down all you need is like a red contact yeah dude but then if he's but if he's not naked then you know he didn't time travel yeah you got to be fully committed but i also thought it was pretty stupid because i i went under i went out there unarmed i went out there without anything but at the same time i didn't realize how wait if i was a thief and a man that was steaming that was naked came out i would be scared it's a scary scene and
10:59 i was like you know what i should do is if i do see someone i should pull down my underwear and chase them and then take a ████ that usually works no and then grab them and kiss their ear and say i'm a i'm a lover not a crazy no i want to deal with crazy you know what i'm saying yeah no one wants to deal with crazy no one deal crazy if i grab the bad guy right pinned him to the ground butt ass naked and it whispered in his ear i'm a lover not a fighter be careful and then be careful that's my strategy honestly if i ever get in a fight like that i would my god brother's like real though back when we got he's crazy he passed away since now but he he was crazy back then we you know we live in a neighborhood and we you know you always get hit by gangsters like where you from where are you from like and you're like we have mcdonald's and these those are just his like where you from and he looked at him he was like from the moon he said wake up from the moon for real and there was just like
11:50 you ain't ████ with that ████ but what if this dude different level now yeah that happens too we claimed we're like hey we ain't from here we from up north el norte no dog we're from san francisco everything you say is a gang exactly horrible but i think you can whip some ass naked what if you just whip someone's ass naked that might be nice oh that would be kind of that would be a viral video already just off someone's ring cam steaming man ████ something gotta look converted stealing jail plotting your death like this ████ beat me up naked i gotta go kill this dude [Music]
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