0:00 [Music] everybody remembers abercrombie and fitch yeah i feel like i'm saying it like they're not around anymore i don't even know if they're around gives a ████ about this i haven't been to a mall in a long time i think foreigners love them yeah i always still do huh foreign asians shopping at abercrombie hollister oh yeah do they still exist at the mall i haven't seen them don't even know that's the darkest ████ in every store you walk into the darkest store there's no more shirtless models though unfortunately yeah that's that's been done away there's no point in going anymore yeah models don't stand there anymore they don't have that anymore they don't got the like shirtless dudes in the front like pillars yeah i know it's gone but since there's a recent documentary that's on netflix that's really like exposing all the like little races not little but massive racial things like the um they
0:51 had like the whole employee handbook that described what you should look like and who they should hire and it's all like super scandalous we're not gonna get into that all we're gonna do today is rate and review some popular abercrombie shirts of the past yeah so here's some stuff they sold a shirt that said do i make you look fat do i make you look good ████ i would rock that now that sounds like a vegas gift shop shirt dude i saw that at venice boardwalk dude that's like 67 yeah right i want that shirt yeah would you wear it i'm not even fit i'd freaking rock no way okay wow i think it's i think it'll be more funnier if i'm fat boone for poon how about this will spoon for poon that's a real shirt that's hilarious what does that mean though like you're you're spooning them to get some ████
1:42 yeah all right i didn't know abercrombie was edgy like that yeah i didn't know they did fat boy ████ this wasn't edgy to us back in the day that's true this was whatever's like we were like oh that's cool all right no but i thought their ████ wasn't like uh like flannels these are discontinued classic old ████ shut the ████ up seriously i want these i thought this was a gag i thought you were doing steve green bit right now you really did no this is real ████ i was like no way they had shirts and spoons no way i don't remember any of these shirts dude i didn't know they were doing i thought they were doing boring ████ abercrombie's got to make a comeback that's why nobody shops there anymore yeah i didn't even they gotta bring this ████ back dude i would buy all this right now this is almost less gross than the ████ that you do now here's another classic let's see what else there is oh look gtl you know the deal what does gtl stand for what do you think
2:32 actually i have no idea oh is it jersey shore's gym tan laundry oh i guess it is oh damn you're good gym towel wait jim towel laundry that's whatever okay oh here's a good one the island of lesbos every man's dream i i just really fell in love with the blank the what the island of lesbos every man's dream not only is that entirely inaccurate i can't believe they actually wrote lesbos on a shirt i want to meet their design team like like a group like us hey you don't be sick an island of lesbos so like one one key thing to to remember is that i didn't know they had so much bro believe this bro and here's here's a really thing a good thing to keep in mind did bart write these prior to influencer marketing prior to
3:23 that their uh strategy was to go to the most popular frats and get them to wear this stuff so this is who this s███'s made for that would make sense that would sell yeah i thought it was a popular kids in high school but that makes sense because they want the popular kids in college they went to like the greek life and they got all the best like top frets no wonder it looks bro ████ that's pre-influenced this is abercrombie okay now we're getting racial oh racial racial about this wong brothers long brothers laundry service two wong's can make it white like white like w-h-i-g yeah wow like make your clothing white yeah oh that's pretty good something wrong i actually remember these ones being like hung on at the store i saw that in the front window i just remember feeling
4:13 so like like like what am i doing in there in the first place i just remember going there's nothing i can do about this ████ like it's so wow so you remember that he's gotta buy one he's gotta buy one that's ████ i remember white dudes wearing this ████ they were like ah this is so funny i feel like you would sell that at spencer's yeah and yeah right you would think that no it's literal how about this i need a girl with a good head on her shoulders and it's just i need good head right yeah you proof i'm into it okay yeah i didn't know they made it the letters make it so uh dude i'd expect this ████ out of swap meet like i didn't expect this ████ at abercromber here's a nice three pack this one says you blow i'll pop
5:03 the middle one says i mow your mom's lawn that's a good one favorite this and this one is boss hogg loves cooter what does that mean i think boss hogg and cooter are two characters in a show like an old one cooter means vagina doesn't it yeah now it does yeah wait cooter was uh dukes a what's that say that was just a jersey boy uh jersey boys this one just says camp beaver tail wow their branding really changed what does that mean oh like beaver like that's ████ yeah yeah why a tail you know white boys usually say i'ma get some beaver or whatever here's a nice i've never heard of that let's go get some fever extreme makeover with a paper bag that's ████ crazy for the needy head damn
5:53 company's freaking wild dude loose cannon right you're a loose cannon fitch jesus clearly one of them the other guy left yeah oh there's more i thought that was the last one cara oh these ones are for women by the way careful i had a i had a a bowl of ████ for breakfast i would love to wear i feel like that's not offensive today i feel like girls would rock that i think that's yeah this one says no money no car no chance not lions which girl does buy this where are your shirts bro that that one is the abg girl hold a ████ that's me she's like maybe i'll wear this on my ████ period days dude like i don't know yeah that's crazy interesting right oh here's two more for women oh wait do
6:44 i make you look fat that one oh i didn't know women blondes are adored brunettes are ignored that's old school that's an ultimatum forever someone blogs are better huh and oh here we go who needs brains when you have these oh that's tint i don't get there's no arrows at all so these are all very real abercrombie fit shirts oh my god i would like to know which one sold the most i don't know they were so gangster back then i know that asian shirt was so like i've only been in like um hollister i've been in abercrombie once and i just turned around like this ain't my ████ store man i thought they were all this i feel like you'll like this one i see that you've already met the twins big fan of that big fan i got a hollister uh button up i i liked it but i didn't know it was that kind of store
7:34 hollister yeah yeah oh i don't know about hollister hollister seemed a little more tame compared isn't it isn't it the same company yeah but i think that like it was almost similar like american eagle abercrombie was first though a little more like ████ marketing yeah i remember back in the day they were like white people only and then they had to like start putting black people in there like people got mad wow what a great company how do you get white people only if you open in montebello though that's kind of hard you gotta outsource your white people that's why they put it there they're trying to up the white population in montebello that's how you control the population not like moving people sewing yeah witty t-shirts oh my god sorry we gotta keep going look at this one i come in 15 new and exciting positions is that for men or women damn your choice i like that answer they're really excited free country nick dunn
8:27 oh well that's a nice one santa's disappointed in me oh cause she's naughty yeah man so exactly and that that's a lot of stuff in that documentary i haven't watched it yet but um based on the trailer they do like show the actual like handbook it is pretty sad man really what does this say it's just very specific like it'll just have a like a picture of a black dude it'll be like dreadlocks are not allowed just very like straight up in the store at all you can't if you're working there yeah she can't wear it no dreadlocks because i just don't see that as being like the look even though that's unnatural hair what if i'm in the process of getting dreadlocks at work if it's you you're about to get fired as soon as that's officially dreaded they're getting fired i mean they had a specific target oh they had a super specific they were looking for the van wilder crowd
9:17 yeah for real oh like the jizz not the legend of taj that's true that's not that i think they they put stuff like that to like say oh you can't have this hairstyle because they know a certain demographic has it because instead of saying black people they're just like uh no reggae style they eventually did have like wrapped they eventually did have like really good looking black dudes working there yeah and black women too i remember that but they didn't they for sure didn't have asian guys but did they like whitewash them you know what i mean they were like we want the wayne brady of black they had tons of asian girls working there but the asian men i don't think got popular until like a few years ago right yeah you should do this thanks to dancing they're hot boys like thanks to me i think i think dancers dancers really started the whole like
10:08 um attractive like oh wait i didn't know they were like asian dudes i thought they were ████ cooks and laundry guys like what happened here definitely did like dance like till this day like i think it's such a great thing that that stereotype was added in there and then k-pop k-pop and then then like uh mainstream america getting into like j content k content like k drama j like bts yeah but i think i think as a whole like that entire first gen like that whole generation of of all of us like entering entertainment and just trying to create a different image
10:59 yeah to the mainstream but they completely hijacked that ████ too man vindi's kind of appropriated the culture because there were no there were other like there were white people and black like it was literally like 90 something percent asian that's street racing ████ import tuner all that ████ was like 90 something percent asian and mexican too yeah i was also really proud that like because it when i was that age i really believed that like hot like import models for the hottest girls yeah and i was like but they're nowhere else other than here and then when they put them in like too fast too furious or fast and beers i was like finally representation for them so the world could see like how bomb these girls abg representation dude exactly but then it became a fetish well i mean it also just was phased out i mean what woman isn't fetishized though dude like
11:49 that's they're all you know the sad thing is they never got credited for being legitimate models either so it was almost like a lower class thing to represent it was uh for what was like instagram models right now exactly exactly model you're an import model yeah but we still like exalted these women we're like dude you all are fine but then still when they entered real media real media said well those aren't that's kind of like how they treated the swimsuit model because they thought the only type of models were the high fashion runway or print and it's like man there's so many different kinds well you know what's the ironic thing now is that today it like that still is true but now you could be heinously overweight and be a runway top level model and you're still above an import model yeah i know
12:41 that's that's a little bit i don't like it import models still never got maybe it was because they're not native and they're imported i think i think it's also i don't i don't think anything anything large nobody likes imports is gonna support something like import modeling that they don't have a share in the success of they benefit in no way at the success of like all of our little sub industries back then you know yeah can you imagine america's top import model that would be sick dave we need to do that dude who's the tyra who's the tyra banks of import models oh freaking francine d francie oh somehow wait she didn't do no no she was was she porn no she wasn't she we got to get shanghai lee francine d sasha singleton sasha singleton another star even jerry lee because i think jerry lee is like she's aged um she's still promoting clubs i think i
13:31 think yeah but she's still like mama lee like she's still like a community like like fixture yeah i would love to have something like that where they could get their shine because they i would say tilak tequila but then she went too alien yeah she went to like alex jones yeah so i was like oh she went on reality tv yeah yeah she had her own show but it wasn't like for being an informal model it was just for me but that's how she got her start yeah but she i think she was the og in social media like star she was the first one that popped like a social media model yeah because she had the most myspace friends which is crazy to think but people still wrote her off and kind of like laughed at her a little bit too like they liked her but they were still making fun of her she just went to the alex jones part right if she didn't do that she might have been the asian paris hilton [Music]
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