0:00 What happened to the girls that you went on a first date with and you didn't go on a second date? Cuz I wanted to know like after a first date, how do you judge if it's worth going on the second one? And what's an example of one that you were like, "Hey, everything's cool, but I don't think I'd like a second one." >> I remember going on this one day and um she took ████ so long to eat. >> Oh, >> I remember like [laughter] >> I wasn't expecting that. That's funny. >> Yeah. Like we're talking and then like and then I look over and and then she was like halfway done. I was like, "Okay." And we kept talking. She just kept eating. Oh, sorry. She's like, >> "Were you guys in good conversation, though?" >> Not really. >> She's eating slow or she's eating a lot. >> She's eating really slow. And then she even said to, "Oh, sorry. I'm a slow eater." And then maybe that with the the the conversation being like cuz cuz if it's enough for me to notice and I'm
0:50 like, "All right, I want to go home." >> Yeah. If you're thinking about going home, it's it's toast. >> And then cuz the conversation's not good, too. And I'm like, "And she eats ████ slow." And I'm all like, [snorts] "Yeah, this ain't gonna work for >> What's an example of the conversation not being good?" Like, >> I don't remember exactly what the conversations were, but I do remember there was enough pauses and silence for me to be like, "I ran out of ████ questions, bro." >> Oh, like you're always having to ask her ████ and she's just giving you like short answers to everything. >> Yeah, it was like one-worded answers or like there like where she would ask me and then I'm just like talking but then I'm like, "Oh, I'm talking too much." And it's so she won't talk. >> Did her hotness match her match the pet peeveveness though? Cuz you know like if they're like extremely hot, you're like you don't care. We're just I don't give a ████ I can look over all this stuff. >> That doesn't happen until after we have
1:41 sex. >> What? >> Wait, what? >> You don't know how hot someone is until after they have sex? [laughter] >> Oh, man. Oh, no. You have to have sex for someone to be hot. >> Yeah, like the suit when they're super hot. It does. I don't. But she wasn't hot enough for me. That's why I noticed. But I don't know. I She was hot enough to ask on a date, but not hot enough to like not notice all the issues. >> Okay. >> That start like being like, "What the f███?" >> She wasn't getting special treatment. Yeah. >> She's a 10, but she eats slow. >> Tanny can deal with anything. Tanny could deal with anything. >> Yeah. I didn't But I didn't know that eating slow would be a pet peeve of mine. >> Oh, okay. >> Like until I went on a date with someone that ate slow. That's when I was like, "F███." >> I guess that sucks if she's not fun to be around and she's eating slow cuz it takes longer to get away. Yeah. >> How slow? >> Too slow. What were you eating? >> ████ What? She slowly ate ████
2:33 >> That's what I'm saying. >> Ain't the ████ cold by the time she's like halfway through. >> The noodles just kept growing faster than she could eat. [laughter] >> How you taking so slow? >> What the heck? >> And I remember Yeah, I think it was the boring conversation at like at the end of the day it was that, but it was like it was the eating slow with it. >> Hey, boring conversation make the whole process feel slow. And I was like, I don't want to go out with you anymore. >> Did she ever ask like, hey, I think she tried to keep chatting, but I don't know. I think it's like, you know, when you're talking with someone, the conversation goes on the phone, too. And then if it just sucks, then it just sucks. So, >> yeah. Okay. >> I had two weird ones, too, >> in college. So, one of them was uh she made me feel like a a >> What? How' you do that? >> What? She just looks, you know, like some people they just look young as you
3:24 have friends that look like that. >> But why are you asking her on a date then? [clears throat] >> No, she asked me out on a date. >> Oh, she has you on a date. >> And we're both in college. >> Okay. Okay. >> So, she's not. You know what I mean? >> Right. She just looks like >> kid. For the record, she's [laughter] not. >> She's not. For the record. >> Yeah. >> Holy ████ >> But some people they just No, they just look like that. So, you're like, "Oh, I I never really been asked on a date before. That's crazy." So, of course, I'm going to say yes. But then the whole time you're on it, you're like, man, I'm just like completely not attracted at all. There's just nothing because she just feels so >> like I'm like I feel like I'm with a little sister. It just feels weird. >> Oh, okay. >> Like she really looked like she was in a grade. How old did you think so? She was like your age, but then when you kept hanging out and eating food with her, you're like, "Bro, you look ████ 12."
4:16 >> Yeah. And you can't and you can't have those thoughts won't escape your mind. It just keeps going 12 12 12 even though they're probably like 21 or something. >> But does she did she does she look 12 to you or does she look what does she look >> to me? I would look like uh 12. [laughter] >> You know what I mean? I don't know. It just felt like that. But then you know that like we're both I don't know juniors in college or seniors. >> Did she have that? You remember like I don't know if there's as many Asian girls doing this now, but around that time probably it was very fashionable for like small Asian girls to act small too. So they would have like little itty bitty voices. Yeah. The little voice. Yeah. >> Yeah. They would they would have like little toys all the time with them. It was like a weird thing. >> She naturally had a small voice because she was also just naturally small.
5:07 >> So she wasn't putting it on. She just that was her whole thing. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Okay. Yeah, it is weird. Yeah. >> And this is when we first started like doing YouTube and stuff. And so she watched. So I was like, "Oh ████ I've never been asked on a date from a chick that's not like Satie Hawkins." So I'm of course I'm going to say yes. This is crazy. >> Cuz she's like, "Oh, I like your videos." Whatever. Blah blah blah. I'm like, "Oh, cool." She's like, "Oh, we should go do whatever." I'm like, "Yeah, let's go do it." >> How did you like make it known that you weren't interested anymore? >> I just was very like bro friend zone. Were you like, "I don't date 12-year-olds." >> You turned up the broness. Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. So before like uh before we went on the date >> um she was kind of like the traveling girl in class, you know, like in a big classroom it'd be like two 300 people at a UC, right? It's like a huge stadium style classroom and then she's like per every class it's like the traveling girl that gets closer and closer to where you sit. I don't know if you've ever
5:58 experienced that. And then you're like I think this I think every class is trying to get closer and closer. >> She just like picks a different seat closer and closer to you. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And so we would spark >> Why did you just do that the next class? So we would spark a conversation and then over over a couple of weeks we become the the sitting partners, >> you know, and then so when you when and when you go into the theater like type, you would look at her and and you kind of have like the the eye communication like, "Oh, are we going to sit together?" "Oh, we'll sit together." "Oh, where do you want to sit together?" "Over here." And then after that, I was just like I purposely sat in a way further corner that I knew she would never sit at. >> Ooh, >> damn, dude. That's rough, man. Or I would wait for the whole thing to like fill up, you know, and then I see her like sitting over here, then I'm like, I'm sitting over here, so there's no way she's >> Oh, you went from sitting partners to just like passive aggressively moving
6:48 somewhere. >> I don't know how else to go. Like, but you always knew what she looked like, right? Isn't it is it's just when you were on a date, you realize, ████ you look way younger than I thought. >> Was it while you were helping her tie her shoes? >> Well, wait. [laughter] Yeah. It was like when you never been asked on a date, it's just crazy. So, you have to say yes. >> It's intriguing, >> right? It's like it's like someone offering you a car and you're like, "Man, that car looks like it's going to get ████ up." You're like, "But no one gave me a car before, so I see. >> Sure, I'll take the car." >> And then you're like, "Hey, this is a car for kids." [laughter] >> So, yeah, I was like I was trying to make it work. It couldn't it couldn't work. And I'm just like >> I'm like, "Ah, there's just nothing there." >> That makes sense. Yeah. And then there's another one where so I've always been like a relationship guy. Like I'm like
7:38 ever since high school it'd be like I want to only date so it can lead to marriage. That was kind of like the only thing. >> What a wussy. >> I know. A ████ A big fat ████ >> And then I was like but I'm in college. This is supposed to be the time you're like exploring or whatever. Right. And then so I I met this chick. She was actually super fun. Um, and I she was super fun, but then as we hung out, she felt kind of nerdy, >> and then I think that turned me off. >> Nerdy how? >> I thought you like girls with good grades. >> I do, but I don't want to be nerdy. >> Like nerdy. >> Like uh occasional have like the like that kind of ████ Like that kind of energy. >> Yeah. Like that kind of energy, you know? Like she wouldn't do that, but have the >> like screech dork energy, like occasional dork energy. And then um and
8:29 I'm like, is this supposed to be where like I still try to like smash and then not do it? But then I started feeling really icky. I'm like, I know this is going to lead to anything. So after we had like a really really fun time, um I was like >> playing with Lincoln Logs. >> Yeah. I was like, I don't think I was going to do this. So I just ended our study group, too. >> Oh, wa. There was collateral damage. >> It was like a four or five study group. And then she was fun in the study group. So I was like, "Oh, from these four or five people, let's lead it to let's do other things, just me and her." But then the type of energy was just too It was too crazy. [laughter] >> It wasn't cute to you. >> No, I think one time it went like boogie boarding and then I think she wiped out and then I was like, I wish she would have wiped out Baywatch style with like a titty popped out or something. She was still like graceful about it, but then
9:19 she wiped out in a very like >> like a weak nerd like [snorts] and there's ████ like like scratches on her stomach and her ████ like shields all ████ up and I'm like >> how'd she take it like attitude wise? Was she like or was she like pissed about it? >> Like the type of like that >> she wiped out like that >> that kind of energy. >> She po Dexter wiped out while boogie boarding. >> Yeah. And I was like man I couldn't see what I I couldn't I can't unsee I can't unsee what I saw. She got obliterated. >> Oh, you got the ick. >> Yeah. And then I was like, damn. >> You got Y2K ick. >> Yeah. >> Damn. Okay. >> It didn't go. It didn't go on. >> Mine's weird as hell. >> So I was >> making fun of me the whole time. >> No. Wow. [laughter] >> You always make it so easy. this chick, like I saw her in this cute outfit one day and like she's wearing like these,
10:09 you know how girls wear like a tight white shirt >> with overalls and a bra and you're like those titties are popping and she just looks good. You can see a little bit of her hip through the overalls. >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah, >> toddlers dress like that too. What the >> gosh, you're not wrong. >> But they don't got big titties, though. >> She was definitely older. And uh I was like, "Okay, I really like this girl." And then I was like the next day I saw her, she wasn't wearing this outfit and I was like, "Wait a minute. I don't think I like this girl now." >> So it was the outfit you liked. >> Yeah. And like >> I kept on waiting for her to put that outfit back on >> but it cuz I saw it was I was seeing her at school every day and she never she didn't put it on for like a while. So I was out. >> So that outfit brought out the hottest version of her and just thinking >> and I was like in and I was feeling all the little sparkllies and ████ Wa,
10:59 that's really specific. >> And then she lost the outfit and I was I It was gone. >> Wow. Wo, that's super specific. >> Yeah. And I was like doing all my usual bits with her, trying to like work my ████ you know, Steve head ████ >> It was a very uh exact aesthetic that attracted you and then >> you realized it was just a whim. >> I like Exactly. I liked what she looked like that day. >> She never knew obviously. >> No. >> Damn. That's a rough one because it's so like it's it's based on something like how could she ever have a clue? >> No. >> Yeah. You never complimented her at that outfit that first one. You weren't like >> Oh, I was all over her that day. >> Oh, so that at least there was something to work with. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was all over her that day, but then the next day I was like, "Oh, I'm good." [laughter] >> Do you ask you're like, "Hey, you know what happened to that shirt?
11:49 >> The overalls." >> Yeah. Wear it again. >> Thank god I wasn't that lame. I knew not to do that, but I was sort of just waiting for her to naturally do it on her own and then she never did. >> Plus, if you even feel like that at all, then you already know the the dynamic's not there. Yeah, >> absolutely. >> Right. Did you ever have something like this, Will, where you got a first date and cut it off? >> Yeah. So bad. I mean, like, normally it's because I'm attracted to them. >> Damn, she li you know any [laughter] and then you talk to them, you're like, "F███ this ████ dumb as hell." Like, oh, >> oh, like this ████ um this this one girl, she just came back from Asia. Holy ████ she would talk so loud. We were in a coffee shop. Everyone could hear you. I was like, "Hey." Hey, can you >> What if she was deaf? >> No, she went deaf. I w I wish I was. >> So, you asked her to quiet down a little bit. >> Yeah. I was like, "Hey, I think everyone
12:39 can hear you." Yeah. >> But she just loud voice >> and she Oh, okay. And five minutes later, talk loud again. >> And then [laughter] Yeah. >> She Chinese. >> Vietnamese. Did you Did you stop after you guys smashed though? >> I saw a few more times. >> Oh, you did? Cuz you're trying to make it work, huh? She was so Yeah. I was like, it's probably fine, you know. >> Oh, but you knew on date one that it wasn't even going to work. >> Yeah. After date one, I'm like, I I can't hang out with her for more than an hour. >> Annoying voice is a tough one to get through. >> Yeah. >> Eating slowly I could handle. But I think Annoying Voice >> Oh, you go try dating her. >> Remember the producer we're working with? I was just ████ gonna say that with a ████ horse laugh. >> Horse laugh. Horse laugh is crazy. >> She's a pretty girl. Like I thought, wow. Like, you know, she's got this like innocent vibe to her or whatever. She would produce like a lot of content and then we would go out to eat and then
13:30 when we say some outlandish ████ like it blows her mind, right? So, she starts dying. But her laugh sounded like we need to do CPR cuz it'll be like this. [gasps] >> [laughter] [screaming] >> I can't breathe. Like that's what it sounded like. >> What the hell? >> Yeah. >> Is that how it sounded? >> He's not even exaggerating. >> Wow. >> And then and then so we were shot I think we shot a pilot for something. I forgot what it was. And I didn't even want to go through the edit with her anymore because as we're looking through the watch as we're watching she's like [laughter] and I'm like what the ████ >> That sounds like the it looks like the ring. >> Yeah. She was like half white, half Asian or something. Like she's cute, innocent, professional. She presents
14:21 herself. So that it comes. It's like a dainty little girl that goes [screaming] [groaning] I CAN'T BE. BUT OTHER than that, she's cool. She's nice, professional, has great ideas. Other than that, she's cool. Everything was awesome. Everything was awesome. And then now we try to purposely not make her laugh. >> So then your content gets not funny. Does she know? >> No. No. No. Like we're hanging. >> We're hanging. We didn't want her to laugh. So we're just like, let's just hang. Let's just talk about serious things. >> Yeah. But like, you know, like the normal us is just people like, "What the ████ You guys are weird." So then she would laugh cuz she's just so she's never been around like >> she's around normies all day. >> Yeah. >> But then like it was uncontrollable. She couldn't she couldn't handle it. She's like tearing up and she kept choking and ████ >> How does that Oh man, so unfortunate.
15:12 >> That's so unfortunate for her. Choking is crazy. >> Big voice, big ████ laughter comes out. Do you think like since you remember what it sounded like, do you think that could possibly be a laugh that a future husband would actually love? >> Didn't she have a boyfriend at the time or a husband or something? >> I don't remember. >> I think she was with someone. >> Maybe she was with somebody who's not funny. >> He's never heard it. >> He doesn't have to deal with it. >> He's never even heard it. >> Yeah. Doesn't have to deal with it. >> He's a very serious man. That could have been our maybe our ticket into the mainstream, but we never finished the project because I think we were just couldn't deal with her laughing [laughter] >> just because of her laugh. >> You guys do some ████ ████ >> Small price to pay, I guess. >> But it was scary. >> I thought I was going to have to call the ambulance. >> It was crazy though. >> And we were just like, "Hey, hey, let's try to not make her laugh anymore." [snorts] >> Joe's not even exaggerating. It's like that that loud that frequent.
16:02 >> Yeah. >> And everything that we're doing, we're trying to do something funny. >> Like literal dying. >> That's really sad, man. Well, if you guys have any experiences similar to these where you had a first date, you know, maybe it went well and you just weren't feeling it and you didn't do a second one, let us know in the comments below. Also, who do you think had the worst example? And would you be able to live? [screaming] If you think you'd be able to live with a laugh like that from a beautiful woman, let us know. Uh, let me try. [screaming] Is that good? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
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