0:00 who's the most type A out of all of us B Bart probably Bart right what is type A are you more you consider yourself more logically inclined or or emotionally I'm definitely not emotionally inclined what's that he knows how to get to his his left brain yeah where where are you in right now I'm trying to understand what you guys are saying trying to relate to human to [Music] human all right um serious answers only okay cuz we don't have time for this love it what is the worst quality about you that you honestly don't believe is going to improve oh that one what did you say what's the worst quality about you I think Jo I think Joe just shared what what you said I heard I I heard the
0:51 worst quality about you that blank isn't going to approve no that you that you know you're not going to improve oh that you're not going to improve there's things about that you just know you're going to have forever and maybe like you've lived with it through life and you've learned to like cope with certain things that you are and you kind of you know like not every you're going to be made of some bad stuff and some things you're just like I'm going to live with this I'm going to manage it it's always but it's always going to be there yeah it's being horny that's how bad quality you think I think so cuz like she too horny but but it doesn't you don't have sex with just random people I did but doesn't affect your current relationship yeah but that's the perks of isn't that good for for Hannah then that you're horny all the time no but then like War up all right that's like that's like that's like that's like being that's like being like hungry and then you get diabetes cuz you're too hungry oh you
1:42 know and then like I wish I didn't have I I wish I wasn't horny at all well what's the what's the negative to being too horny in a marriage not a lot he's realizing now he's like it's kind of tight kind say no but then what if you want to what if you have work to do and then and your pants is around your ankles and you're jacking off cuz you got work to do but isn't not doing work could be making content yeah yeah cuz he's asking about right now and seriously does that really happen you're at J office you're at the J be office not as much and Dave is checking the security camera hey make sure you mop the floors after he's not doing where where is he or what like what would you say is a good example if that's a bad example I think like for example I'm very messy I'm a messy person I think I would love
2:34 it if I could do something about it but unless somebody like unless I like for example one of the best things that me and Nikki match about she organizes ████ I don't know even how to do that but once things are are organized and like I know where to put things then I can like contribute to that you just follow that follow that and I do that but does Nikki have ADHD or no yeah she's she's got something what what do you think helps her like organize or keep things organized well she used to not be that way but she like did um she read this like Marie condo book and like a bunch of books about organization stuff and she just started applying that ████ like crazy and she just knows how to create little systems of like organization and just like just get that done and then I can contribute does the Marie condo book at the very end tell you to throw the
3:25 book away after after saying thank you that's meta it says it in the book cuz I thought that would be a pretty sick ending that's very me and then buy another one that' be smart but yeah I guess I guess example not that this is anybody's example but it'd be like if you had a if you had a bad temper like I think that's me dude I think that's for like but you don't think you can improve cuz that's the well that's the thing it's like let's say you knew you had a bad temper at like age 14 right and here you are at like 30 something and it's still there like it's just a thing that you know you have and you have to think you have to find ways to manage it but you'll never get rid of it cuz it's just like never get rid of it well yeah that's me there's some things that you kind of know by now I think you know road rage for sure I feel like it's it's like one of those things where you have all these like traits about yourself and they all have like different like meters and then after the last 20 years it's like a lot
4:16 of them are up here and then there's still that one thing that just it's just not moving yeah it's present yeah Road R I feel I feel like for me it's like tempor cuz once I get past a certain like threshold yeah it's really hard for me like I get really upset with myself when like I lose control of it and I you know I I break something or I I ████ overreact in a crazy way and then I'm like what the ████ is wrong with me like you know what do you us get mad about um man like when somebody gets me misunderstood from like my true intentions or something like that or like like a situation like that where I'm like dude you got you got this so ████ wrong like I want to punch you in a ████ but you're so sure of yourself yeah like something like that or good one that's probably most of it like that H but you can improve from
5:07 that cuz you recognize it yeah I think that's true but it's always like it's always there you know what I mean like I think that's the point if it's an Impulse it's hard yeah I feel like for most of these like habits or whatever it's always there and you understanding it being there is really important and then trying to have yeah finding ways to like avoid situations where that could happen right um I think is really important I think it's that's just like why they called anger management and not like anger eraser yeah cuz it's never going to go bro like cuz once you get you just have to like find ways to deal with it yourself like for me like when it's road rage I try my best to like don't look at the driver if I have like an issue with them like just don't and I'm like just don't ████ no matter what he'll looks stupid to you I'm like you ████ idiot like I just want to like cuz in my head makes it worse to
5:57 put a face on or things like like when they're interrupting like the greater good of whatever the situation is like selfishly like usually that's like driving where someone just like ████ starts breaking and they start looking around and I just want to be like are you ████ stupid like you're you're you're causing all this traffic and these issues why I buil in augmented reality in my brain when I look at them I see Hitler going like this and ████ like that ████ and like sometimes I get afraid I'm like dude if I get out of this ████ car or if you know something happens where some comes to my house like cuz you know sometimes I get some homeless people I come to my house and I'm like dude if you set me off I'm going to ████ kill you like I'm going to murder you and there's nothing we could do past this like I'm going to go to jail they're just dancing or whatever doing whatever in front of your house not even that it's like the the potential of of of a situation
6:49 happening you know like like I'll always be cool but if you cross like for instance the story about that guy that was chasing me up and down yeah yeah the weird dude that's walking around I worry about sometimes just snap yeah well that was a lot of restraint for If he if if I get pushed to this level I don't know what will happen like that's how I feel well if he had like what would have been the breaking point in that situation if he physically touched you if he touched me or he like spit on me or something like if something like that happened you going to karate chop him I'll probably like I'll probably just take their head and ████ slam it on the floor like ████ like that bro like not on some really like ████ yeah it is scary Primal anger and when I see this dude on the street I I'm like you have to manage yeah you have to like I look at him and I'm like you still see him sometimes I
7:39 do more than once sometimes I do and sometimes I just walk I want to like and this is ████ not okay I'll he lives on the other side of the street I'll cross the street and just walk by him and just ████ look at him and just stare he has no memory of what happened I don't know he once time he was looking at me one time and I was just staring him across the street and I was like this he probably thinks you're some crazy guy and that's the problem bro that's the problem that's problem he has no he has no idea you ever see the movie Rambo the first one first Blood that's you bro you never you never you never just like wanted to be like hey you should control your drinking cuz you probably don't remember me no no but I no part of me wants to part of me wants to go up to and like say something but I like I like the idea of thinking that he's shooting a podcast somewhere else right now be like dude there's this guy Liv stares at me and but he does this
8:31 thing where he like he'll he'll make and then just look away so maybe he knows there's a weirdness maybe maybe but like and the guy's like can I do I have to wear these headphones I don't like headphones they hurt my ears and he's like yeah he's caulifower so I'm always worried about it cuz I'm like he probably knows how to fight I don't know dude it's just it's just like little things like that where I remember one time and I still think about this ████ to this day and like one time my dad was driving and he got in a fight with his dude on a bike and my mom was in a car my grandma was in in the car I was in the car a guy in a bike yeah and the dude was like my dad and this is what where I was like I can't be this like I can't do this at all and he yells at the dude and he's like get the he's like get off the ████ sidewalk you ████ idiot like he's screaming at the dude the guy pulls up on a bike spits in the car oh ████ spits on my mom oh my good you know what I'm saying like and it rides off and my dad like flips the ████
9:23 out and I was like I was probably like a middle I was like middle school and my dad like dipped out he he dropped us off at the house and then he got grabbed a bat and was like trying to go look for him but I was like ████ like he's not going to find him you're not going to find him it's already over it's already done with like if you were if if you going to do something it should have been right there so that's your I hate Biker's origin story is one of them but he was like some crazy homeless like he was like he looked like he looked like a convict and ████ like he looked like you know like neck tached like you know kind of crazy looking and ████ and I just remember being like dude I want to ████ kill that guy but you know but like little things like yeah but yeah I don't know it's just for me I just get scared of that cuz I'm like dude if if I lose control I don't know what's going to happen and for what and just because your ego got hurt there's a whole series of things that will happen after that that you're not going to Li and it's not worth it it's
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11:55 don't know if you can make me I guess I like you you too much you know what's a what's a trait that I have that I I and I realized this like not too long ago that I I always have it and I have to manage it uh I don't know if you could relate to this situation but like when I have a partner like um girlfriend or anything and I'm like if they tell me a story about how they were mistreated and in the story they allowed it to happen to them I get so mad that I can't do anything to that person because it's not my business that I end up taking it out on the person it's a weird thing like you like be them or you're like yeah I just get mad that like why didn't you like do why did you do something yeah yeah because like you know like when you're talking to someone that's so nice or so sweet and you know that in the story they're being like ████ oh I I do that too but I don't yeah
12:45 taking it out taking it out on them sounds like you're getting revenge on her instead of being you're just disappointed no it's it's that it's that like I'm such a Revenge connoisseur that I I would love to like have a million things I can do to that person but it's not my business to do that and it will also escalate the situation and it's like you said it's something that has to be taken care of in the moment that I'm not even there but because like I fantasize about a million ways I could like hurt this person back for hurting my partner and I can't do it there that energy is balded up and I end up like seeming like I'm mad at her oh I see Mis ched exactly and so like it then that's the person that has to hurt from it and it like iack is me my God this did this me and
13:35 ripped me off and I now I have to this I have to I literally have to just stay quiet and I have to like sit there and just not talk and then she knows that I'm trying to manage it and then she stops cuz she tries to like I tell her like hey if you have bad news like that where like somebody just did something to and like mistreated you like don't just throw it on me like don't trauma dump it to me because it makes me want to like draw blueprints immediately you know what I mean because it's it gets me that upset and they're they're just looking for you to hug them and ████ exactly but then but then you turn around why the ████ did you not do this so I'm I'm trying to do more of that of like just be the ear and then the shoulder and everything I do the same ████ yeah dude that's like the Rambo ████ dude like you can't turn it off right they drew first blood not me that's the ████ where like like you you end up hurting the wrong person cuz
14:25 they're just like oh I just wanted to like confide it I just wanted to feel better I think mine's a little more innocent than that what you mine is um I have the hardest time keeping track of like normal ████ normal what's normal that's all guys starting starting when no I feel like there's lots of responsible people out there like starting when I started Living by myself I would get like a random ████ notice like in red if you don't pay this electrical bill we're shutting you off and I'm like wait what I I missed nine payments oh ████ like all of my ████ would be like that like for the longest time I would drive like 20,000 miles before I got a oil change you know like just like the most basic like what I feel like people like routine ████ like you forget to buy
15:15 toilet paper until it's like out or I have 7,000 ████ scissors that I bought CU I keep going I open the same drawer I don't have scissors okay that's guy and I go and I go on Amazon order bro I got eight ████ head and shoulder shampoos because I go to Costco and go oh ████ I got to get shampoo so I have so I have boxes of scissors uh like in front like I put in the garage but I didn't open it and then put the scissors in the scissor drawer I just go okay cool it came and I'm just going living life and when I open the box I'm like there's no ████ scissors thank you thank you that's just cuz if I don't see it I don't think we have it anymore and I have to replenish it always and then when I do the one of
16:05 those massive like okay massive unboxing time then I'm like ████ I have ████ 50 zip ties what the ████ do I need these zip ties for you know and I have like way too much so it always like um like I I don't keep track for a long time and I try to like make up for it and then it's like quadruple ████ so sometimes like even My Own Credit credit card bill like whatever it tells me I owe that month sometimes I'll just pay three times the amount so you know how it go like it tell you so roll over why don't you just have it on auto oh yeah cuz it's that ████ me before too Auto Pay Auto Pay ████ me before auto pay ████ me so remember I had a I had a Porsche right the I put on autopay and then one of the month I don't know why it didn't auto pay dude and then it ████ my credit sometimes that ████
16:55 does that it ████ my credit for 2 years because it said I missed the payment and I'm like bro it's on autopay how can I miss a ████ payment and then and they go it's still on you to keep track of your autopay ████ you but don't you think that's a little I blame the machines how does that work it's a fun game that they play maybe but then again like don't they email and ████ like they give you they email that'd be awesome you can't keep track of they have to make email red if it's red I'll read it you know what's funny is like cuz when I think of Bart I'm like Bart does go through these problems yeah yeah like Bart is so locked in so it's a calendar thing that he's good at you actually do seem really organized do think I see organized yeah 100% it's because he ████ up so hard that he learned a hard lesson you seem really organized to me to me at least dude dud
17:46 sometimes Bart doesn't know how to sound human and he gets tricked into it he gets tricked into sounding human no Bart Bart is extremely organized and also does forget normal things too because like he'll be really good at his calendar and like scheduling people and ████ like that but then in a text message if you're like hey I can't make it this day he'd be like yeah I got you and it doesn't add it to his calendar oh I see I see I see yeah just like when I just said I was like I can't be JK November 2nd I told him that like two months ago but then he's yesterday he likes it and I'm like this mother you like so what I try to do now is if I can do it right then and there I'll try to right do it do right in there yeah yeah yeah yeah dude yeah yeah that that's also a normal thing but then before I would have gaps because whatever comes up is never convenient right like you're in the middle of this someone tells you something uh you're like oh okay I'll do
18:36 it whatever but then ████ later you're like oh wait was this just something nah I forgot n does does perfect Anthony Lee have any traits who doesn't like I have all the problems you have perfectly that's his name perfectly that's more gay just call me gay you last too longer in sex perfectly that's a request we heard honestly I don't this isn't like like a big problem but it's just really annoying like you wake up you don't even have morning breath yeah which is perfect he doesn't have it he just wakes up it just smells minty um like forgetfulness of like seemingly unimportant things like how long you can have sex you just forget every time you're like I can have sex
19:26 for like 45 minutes and it doesn't matter you mean like like Monumental days or birthdays no no no like important things I'll remember okay but like things that are like I don't deem important in my mind which might be a lot I'll just like forget but then for example Nina would be like you don't remember and it could be like normal daily stuff like like we already bought this or like I'm I'm always asking you're like hey did we um do did I have extra like hair product or blah blah blah did you get that you know or like did we do this house chore or whatever you do that a lot random just little stuff because to me I'm like I don't know I'm just trying so hard to in my mind prioritize and think big big picture ████ that sometimes little things I'll forget so you're like an idiot for like small dumb details I
20:16 don't it's not a problem but if I was better at it I think it would be appreciated around like certain people what is something that was like small that you like forgot and then you're like oh ████ like like n might have told told me something like that was going on with her family like we're going to have dinner with my family on Thursday or something not even that cuz scheduling is easier for me but it might be like yeah you some like drama that's happening and it's like obviously it's important yeah it's important to her but it's also like I can't do anything about it you know and I know she's kind of just like wanting to just let me know like uh because she's in her feels about it too but like it's not I can't do anything not printing in your brain it's not being filed in the right fer oh yeah received I heard it I was for you during this moment it goes to your cookies yeah it goes to your cookies clear your cookies quick just like looking I'm looking over here oh
21:06 ████ dude yeah d That's crazy your cousins disappeared that's wild and you forgot about it later on you're like hey you want to go eat let's invite your cousin he's like I'm not talking to her remember yeah yeah it'll be random ████ like that you're like oh oh she this all just sounds like guy ████ though like like we're not that special not that deep yeah like anger problem too horny like forgetfulness like putting people on auto pay and then not checking on your payment but some guys don't get angry some guys are really respons remember buy that remember our uh Japanese homie Mike yeah he was so respons this what ████ like in our early 20s he would like ████ balance his checkbook and ████ I would watch him I'm like dude you think that you think that spider's on camera right now yeah that spider right yo that spider's crazy oh yeah he's on camera is he on camera he should be can
21:57 they see the spider that's crazy can you see the spider at home this is a kids show now don't spider a ████ spider right there dude hey let it bite you let it bite you it bite it's a ████ daddy long leg let it bite you Joe it won't it won't bite mey long leg can you guys see the spider can you see the spider how many spiders can you see the bad qualities in men count them out one I do think creative we're all in the creative field we're all like entrepreneurial similar kind of personality traits right if you have someone that's more type A they're going to be probably more punctual and ████ and like have things in order who's the most type A out of all of us Bart
22:47 Bart probably Bart right what is type A and then who's the second most probably Bart top three and then Anthony maybe yeah what's type A like someone that like dots their eyes and Crosses their they're like left brain they're more like hyper anxious it's just like the definition of you are you more you consider yourself more logically inclined or or emotionally I'm definitely not emotionally inclined what's that never heard of then think of it like a and b like logical emotional but remember though he booked a certain time of the day where he's a silly goose but that goes back to the calendar stuff and also his emotion his emotion wants him to fly to Connecticut in order to train survival that's a funny thing for someone that's that if you're that logic inclined most of your like I guess not Outburst but like your ideas are
23:37 pure emotion like they're very like they're shooting from the hip type ████ he knows how to get to his his left brand yeah big time where where are you in right now I'm trying to understand what you guys are saying I'm trying to understand your I'm trying to relate to human human
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