0:00 [Music] For the Super Bowl, Carl's Jr. is bringing back the hotties. They're doing the Oh, like the old school commercials? They're bringing back the hottest on on the planet. What's the lineup, dude? Lean over cars, do car washes. So, my question is, is America back? Hell, yeah. With something like this, I think it's headed in the right direction. I think it's it's like trying to be, but Who knows? I think we should create a America show around Suban. I think that would be And he's our he's our patriotic commentator. I think that would be pretty sick. But what happens when he gets deported? Oh, like like Suban's our Daily Wire? Yeah, but he's our illegal immigrant Republican. The ████ Come on, man. Uh I think they're trying, but you know what
0:51 determines it? Like if they try to do hot style marketing and ████ but it doesn't have a monetary return, they're going to abandon it again. But what kind of America are you talking about? Huh? When was it great? The slavery days? Watching watching a supermodel wash a car, does that make you feel like, yo, I'm going to get me Carl's Jr.? A double Western cheeseburger. That is the one to get. If you're going to get a burger at Carl's, you've got to get the double Western. With bacon. Yeah, or yeah. No, of course. What are you uh You got low T? The fish sandwich is heat. That's that's a wild take. Was that a Carl's commercial, the one where she was riding a mechanical bull and eating a burger? Yeah. Can we see a previous example? a machismo era that I'm just not down with. what's funny though? It doesn't work on me anymore. What gets me is when the burger sauce Toxic masculinity. Do you think it'll still work on anyone though? Because like the internet's so ████ like rife
1:41 with that stuff. Like it's not really going to hit you the Same effect. Are our brains broken for that? Yeah, I think so. I think like with like you can it's inescapable to see that on Instagram. it still works though. Really? For sales? Every time I see an Instagram short video, it's some chick titties first. Yeah. Every time. It's a titty grabber. But that's what I mean. Like but if you saw it on regular TV as a commercial, would it affect you the same way? Because I think for the Super Back in the day it was shocking cuz it's like, oh damn. Yeah. Now it's like everything. Face to the right person will always hit you. All right. Well, what do you think about this one cuz this is going to be This is a this is like part of the Super Bowl commercial that's coming. Let's be real. Everyone's going to be a hot Is this new? Been there, done that. And I've got just what you need to cure that post-party bug. The Carl's Jr. Hangover Burger. Egg,
2:31 double bacon. Yeah, you need that double bacon. Charbroiled beef, hash browns, cheese, and sauce. Just the way I like it. She's not She's talking too much. I don't I don't remember any ████ Carl's Jr. burger like Yeah. Yeah. And guess what? It didn't even get on her chest. You just have to download the Carl's Jr. app and sign up for MyRewards. So, get your free Hangover Burger. I might be a simpleton, but I think in the what There's too many calls to action. I don't like it. think in the age of pornography she should be eating a burger from her ████ and The only thing hot was that burger. Damn, hot take. it. That was fire. looked good. That burger looked good. I can't score any more points, dude. Yeah, come on, dude. That burger looked fire. There's no point in giving her any
3:21 any any flowers cuz she's already married. Yeah, yeah. ████ dude. ████ No, I want that burger. So, she's an ugly I mean, that star bra is pretty nice. Star bra is cool. Yeah, that star bra was nice. Don't pretend like we didn't see the underpit. Looked at it though. I was looking at the burger. I was like, is that egg in it? Yeah, me too. By the way, when she said you need two strips of bacon, that was a dick thing. Yeah, I know. I do appreciate that they're not uglifying anymore if that's the direction it takes. They know it doesn't sell. They know. Or not Purposely make things uglier than they were is like I'm I'm glad that stopped now. Like I want to try the Hangover Burger. See? Will you will you though? Will you? Did you guys see what was in it? Do you Can you even remember or did you Bacon, egg, and star bra. Star bra. Two patties, two patties, two strips of bacon, egg, and cheese. It's more than
4:11 You're gay if you remember because all I saw was the girl. Hey, I might be gay cuz Is that Are you trying to see if you're gay? I think it's a it's a gay test. It is. It's like when they're like twerking or something and then the and then it swaps and then the girlfriend's like, so what color was her shirt? Oh, you know what I noticed? Let me be performative gay so that I don't seem like a womanizer or anything like that. What was interesting too is that it wasn't multiracial. Like to the to the nth degree. That's true. Cuz the the dude they showed was also white, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of white in one commercial. You are gay. You paid attention to the dude. That was weird. gay, huh? I only saw the jean shorts. Wow. I block them out. That's that's something we're not used to seeing. I got so used to like every seeing all the colors of rainbow in every ████ commercial. I think it'll still be like that for a while. I kind of like that though. I'm
5:01 into it. Like when there's It wasn't a fat man identifying as a woman and eating a burger slowly with ketchup coming down on the man man breasts. I'm pretty surprised about it too. I do like watching a Home Depot commercial and it's like an interracial couple trying to buy paint. I like that. Yeah. And then you see the kids and they're like, wow, that's really good casting. And then they're they're trying to find the right like swatch and then the employee goes, there's no difference between those colors. And it's always like a Mexican It's like a Mexican lady and a black dude and then they have like an Asian kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my favorite part. That never makes sense. It always happens. It always happens. always has both parents. Yeah, they're always half white or something. Can we construct the most diverse commercial family and we can like use that for all of the commercials. We'll get
5:51 a a mom Interracial. that's black, Mhm. pregnant, pregnant, Okay. but actually is the dad, Oh, nice. I was going to say that for the And an ambiguously brown person. Yep. Everything's ambiguous already. Right? Like he could be from the Middle East, he could be from Mexico. Yeah, exactly. He's like this cat. But you know he's kind of down with the gay cuz he'll have something rainbow on. Or he has an earring, a nice like long dangly joint. Long. And then they would have an adopted kids. Cuz they don't see color. They have a dog with three legs or something. There you go. Okay. Three-legged dog. Three-legged dog. That hits. With spots so it's also multi-color. And a pet parrot with an octopus. Okay. With octopus. The parrot has an octopus? Yeah. The The octopus is riding on the
6:42 parrot's head. How do we change the kids? They go up to the register, their card doesn't work because they spent so much on pets and ████ all this ████ clothing and ████ Their card declines. And then everyone in the in the line in the back is just like They're like taking their right If you're not going to buy anything, you have to go to the back of the line. Yeah. But then if there's subtitles when somebody says that, just to make sure everybody's on the same What about the kids? How are the kids going to be different and diverse? Well, one is um blind, deaf, and also two-legged. Okay. They usually have two legs. Nailed that one. But this one also does. Okay. That's inclusive. Blind, deaf, and two-legged. Yep. Think we nailed it. Do you guys think that the pendulum is swinging the other way now a little bit?
7:33 Does Do you feel anything in that direction as far as like Yeah, I think so. Cuz we're supposed to feel a certain guilt about this and I really don't anymore. I think I just feel like I'm watching an ad that got rejected a few years ago and now they still had it so they're playing it now. Yeah. Could Let's re- Let's rerun this one. Yeah, they're like, oh, we can't come up with that. Like it didn't pass the the um approval. You know what my uh CIA psyop take is on like this whole thing? Is let's say they they were racist. So, they syopped all of the civil rights stuff, everything to the point where the world's sick at it sick of it and now we support white supremacy because we're so sick of wokeness. I'll say they let it through the gate so that people would be like And then they pushed it so hard. It's It's kind of like reverse psychology. It's exposure therapy. Yeah.
8:24 Yeah. We're going to give you so much of what you thought you wanted. Yeah, I'm going to cover you with spiders. And now you want the other thing. And then the NFL's taking out end racism from the end of the end zone. Really? Super Bowl. Yeah. Right, but Wait, that's always been there? It's been there the last like 3 years. End racism? It says end racism at the end of every end zone. Yeah. So, they're taking it out this year. You mean on the line? They have it painted? On the grass, yeah. Oh, they're taking it out because it's it's done now. They're taking it out cuz it's done. Yeah. We figured it out. So, they should have a new one like Start racism? Like that. Racism is okay? Like a neutral End racism is probably the most like that I think that's pretty stupid. It was the most corny I mean, I think the idea of end racism is dumb. There's no I don't think there's a possible way in hell you can ever end racism. There's no like West Virginian farmer who's
9:14 watching like a football team and he goes, oh. Yeah, exactly. Let's end it. It's never going to ever Let's end it cuz we saw it at the NFL field. You can't end it. No, people are going to look at it and be like, nah, ████ that. I'm going to do whatever I want. Don't ████ dare. See how I'm saying? I think it's so highly ironic because racism we you kind of have to thank it for how you got here in a lot of different ways. Explain. It's not like it's always against you or you against them, but like country's built on a whole lot of good old-fashioned racism. That's So, we should be proud of it. Not proud of it, but That's what it sounds like I'm like You don't have to be proud of it, but I don't think ending it is a realistic goal. You don't think means to an end, though? Like something terrible to get
10:04 to a place of better utopian It's It's just a weird message from the NFL. Well, it's we should always try to be better, I think. That's good, right? In general, it's good. But don't be corny as ████ about it. But you think I think what people get mad at when it's like in the NFL, it's like it's pandering. It is pandering. It's you're not I don't know I don't want to say they're not saying it for like the the right reasons, but it does become like a PR thing rather than like It's like virtue signaling. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's exactly what it is. Cuz you're not like putting like for you're not putting that on the highway. No. Like where you probably should. Right? You're putting that on an NFL broadcast. Plus like over 50% of your athletes are going to maybe protest and walk out if you don't like do certain things. Yeah, I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yeah. You know? So like you got to They're standing with the athletes. it's almost I almost back it up in that it's like less virtue signaling and pandering because like you have to
10:55 be one with like the people that make your entire league. Let me ask you this. Do you think the players really thought that was tight? Cuz I don't know about that. I don't know if anybody thought it was tight. Yeah. I've never heard anybody be like, "This is so sick." I think like rather than messages that say end this, end that, like rather than saying end hunger the message should be specifically how to create more food. Like create more food. Or I don't know. Like something that feels more like on the positive end. Like I don't think racism ends. I just think like people just get cooler. And they just get more like I don't have that concern that you're a racist. The people who are racist die off. Exactly. Yeah, they just like it's just not useful. They should have wrote blur. But I think what end racism does it reminds racist people that that it exists. Yeah. Keep it alive. Oh yeah, man. Like there's more people making fun of it
11:46 than there are being affected positively. actual foundation that works to like better the situation and then blasting that like crypto.com. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You can't shoot be the marketing department of the NFL. It's it's not like it says like buy crypto and on like all the basketball, you know, of course or anything, but it just puts like the website of those places like it's sponsorship deal. So they get the marketing for it, you know? It reminds you of Just Stop Oil where it's like people just keep saying stop oil without inventing a good solution to replace it with something else. Like No one's going to stop oil. It just won't happen. But I I go solar power. Yeah. I remember there was a fighter name is Genki Sudo and his whole thing Genki. He's a dancer, by the way. Oh, is he really? His whole thing is every time he'd fight, he would have a flag of all the flags cuz you know, it's very fighting sports. You know, they they come out with their own flag and it says, "We're all one." You know? It's like things like that. It's like that's
12:37 a nicer message. Yeah. Exactly. that is probably a little bit more charming. see his dance videos, by the way. They're viral. Yeah, he does the robot really well. He was ████ viral. But that's a better message. It just is. That is a better message than end racism. It sounds like something that like you were saying. It's like that just sounds like something that can't be done. It can't be done and it's also accusing racist of like, "Oh, I didn't realize I should have ended it." Like that just encourages them to continue more because it's like now they have an opponent. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. you're you're making adversaries. It's more like just replace it with better ████ I mean you went to school and they're calling you Gino and ████ like that. Like you think those kids are watching NFL and they see it end racism and like, Oh, I should have I should have called that Chinese kid Gino. Ginito. I think the people that really think of stuff like this like the base level when they're like,
13:27 "That's what we should do." I don't think they've ever ended anyone's racism. To know the how to do it. It's a bunch of marketing exacts. Right. It's soulless. Dude, honestly That's better. I think we are one is tight. I think all that stuff is tight. Unity. Bring Bring people together. That's That's what we should be Cuz like what do you What do you think about having multi-national anthems in order to include Isn't that against we are one? The national anthem is for everyone. Like that's the idea of it anyway. And And if it wasn't in the past, that's what it needs to be now. You know what I mean? Like that's That's what I think. Cuz true ending true racism is like coexisting with everybody, right? Where everyone can be everyone has an equal seat at the Also like the coexist bumper. I just learned what that was the other day, actually. I had no idea. I feel so out of the loop. With all of the religions and the fish? What is it? I thought it was a big rock concert. Yeah, it's all the religions. Every
14:17 Every letter has a different religion sign. So, it's cool. Yeah. But some people would say that. True people would say Does it say one nation under God? Indivisible. Invisible. I think that we should be under one God. Only one. And what what God will we choose? No, that's Scientology. Gabriel. Let's be under Gabriel. The fact that we all know the end thing of that if you go go clear, it's this volcano god thing. That's what it is. You become a spirit. somebody who's getting into Scientology today is like, "Oh, I can't wait for this s███." They don't know. And they got to pay like after thousands of dollars later. It's wild to me. Unless they just think it's like a myth.
15:07 But you know they're never going to get there unless they, you know, got to go all the way. You got to spend a lot of money to get there. But when Leah Remini was like, "That's it?" [Music] It's like the Wizard of Oz. It sounds way cooler than it actually is, probably, right? Yeah. If we're talking ████ about Scientology, does that make us like not really equal for everybody? But we can talk ████ about all religions. except for one. Be better, guys. Just be better. There's two. I miss when like people were just you were so friendly you can be racist with each other all day and then like it doesn't matter. Yeah, just race thing so it's it became worse. Cuz we hyperfocus on it? Now people are hyperfocused on it. Now people really look at race. Well, cuz it's it's kind of like you remember the thing we were talking about with like conservation of water? It's like the ████ nation just
15:57 makes all of the little people do everything. End racism is for ████ people like us. It's not for the ████ up top that decides who gets what land. You know what I mean? They're not changing a single thing about their master plan. They would rather import people for everything. Yeah, exactly. They just go to the very bottom and they're like, "Hey, all you guys start fighting about who's racist and who's not." And it's like, "What? They didn't change s███." You think they'd change the gerrymandering? You think they'd change the ████ county lines of By the way, That's complicated. After blaming all the people in Wuhan, right? The poor people that I we called out years ago. They just confirmed CIA just confirmed that it was a lab leak. COVID was a lab leak. Oh, but now you want to believe the CIA? People still don't believe that. I know they don't. Even you saying that right now, there's a comment down there that says, "You're conspiracy theorist." Steve just
16:47 believes anything. It's on the CIA website, you ████ ████ Wasn't all these other diseases ████ lab leaks like like the swine flu and all that ████ ████ loads, brother. ████ loads. But for the COVID thing, there's a whole article you can literally pull from the government website. It's been declassified. I know. It's out of date now. It's for the public now. You can read everything. Yeah, but what were the ingredients in the hangover burger? Uh bacon, two strips of bacon, two patties, two patties, an egg with cheese. You know what's really sad, too, about the COVID lab leak thing? It's like people really want so badly for you not to be right about that. But you didn't even claim that. We just didn't dismiss it. Yeah, no, but It's not like we called it and we win money. It's a pattern that I've said every time. I said they will always blame poor people for everything cuz I've seen it my whole life. Every time I see anything go on in the around the world, they blame poor people.
17:39 It's like the hurricane relief guys. They didn't see ████ Nobody came and visited them. Joe Biden didn't go. Kamala didn't go. Nobody cared about them. Not The governors didn't barely even touch them. And then And all the government had to do was step in, but they're these poor people. They're not going to really going to do much for them. Sorry. And I know people said that there's no way it's a lab leak and they and they don't want to feel wrong about that. But also we're not ████ gloating about that, either. It's like I'm not happy about it. There were like 50 possibilities that we were talking about in this room. We just said it wasn't a lab leak. Like you are wrong. Yeah. Objectively. Objectively, you're wrong. No, you are definitely wrong if you said it was. Well, if you No, if you blamed it on a ████ poor person eating a pangolin or whatever or a bat, then yeah, you you you fell for the psyop. Yeah. That's what it was. It was to convince a lot of people of something that wasn't true to take attention away from the people who have ████ loads of
18:30 money who are screwing you. And why are you actively choosing the the one that made people hate Chinese people? Like why are you winning because you think that's the one? To the point, end racism. This is how dumb people work. Because you're Asian, you have the COVID. You have the You are one. Because you're Korean and that you look Asian, you're COVID. Yeah, you're Chinese. You know what I mean? The news said The news said poor Chinese people gave us this virus. And then they said Trump's racist for calling it the China virus. Yep. I'm like, dude, that They're blaming poor poor Chinese people right now. And they don't blame the Wuhan coronavirus lab. Oh no, it might COULD IT CAN'T BE. THEY ████ THE PANGOLIN and then ate a bat.
19:20 That's what happened. ████ pangolins like pangolins did do nothing to us. It's poor pangolins. They got the rep dragged for 4 years. Pangolins refused to end racism. Numbers are low right now. Pangolins look like a Pokémon, dude. Dude, Star Bros.
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