0:00 hey who are you he looks like a soccer mom oh Dad You Gotta Lose the fanny pack I Gotta Lose the ears [Music] all right I don't know how to pronounce his name I tries Corey Corey Corey k-o-u-r-i not Japanese Corey Richards yep uh is a mother of three she called the police late one night in March of 2022 last year and said her husband Eric Richards was cold to the touch she told authorities she had made her husband a mixed vodka drink before finding him unresponsive hours later oh my God a medical examiner later found Mr Richards died from a fentanyl overdose oh whoa he had five times a lethal dosage of the drug in his life according to court documents between December 20 21st and February 2022
0:51 Miss richens had texted a person who had previously been arrested on drug charges asking for prescription pain medication for an investor with a back injury Miss Richards received hydrocodone uh Hydro yeah hydrocodone that's what Hydrocodone pills and the core document said that before she requested something uh she requested something stronger some of the Michael Jackson stuff was the quote oh sure she had to say that I can't say that in quotes dude for fentanyl oh I can't use the name of a person that died from the thing yeah three days after she allegedly obtained the drugs she and her husband had a Valentine's Day dinner after which she felt ill Eric believed that he had been poisoned the court document said Eric told a friend that he thought his wife was trying to poison him oh two weeks later according to the documents Miss richens acquired more Fentanyl and
1:42 prosecutors allege on March 4th Miss richens called the police in the middle of the night to say she had found her husband unresponsive she had told authorities he had served her she had served her husband a mixed vodka drink a Moscow meal and in bed and went to sleep with one of her young children who was having a night terror she later returned to her husband in the room found cold to the touch now the really ████ up part about all this is that the charges came two months after Miss riches wrote a picture book called are you with me tell children cope with the death of a loved one so basically she tried to capitalize off of the loss of her husband that she murdered this big business children's picture book wow for her kids yeah and for kids in general making money off oh good now they won't have night terrors they need to cut her head off and the book was apparently to bring peace is crazy this is when she's nuts someone
2:35 believes they're smarter than everyone in the room goes wrong yeah that's true you know like she thought I'm so smart I could write a children's book about it and then I'm gonna do it she tried to do the OJ thing yeah I'm gonna make millions of dollars only OJ could do it yeah only O.J oh she didn't do the glove didn't fit guys went to USC why would you do that this is one of those ████ that's so crazy they got like two periods a month that that perhaps when you're crazy sometimes her menstrual cycle is off the charts is this one of those months you have two periods ████ yeah that's the thing you want to say to her no I have one and one's more than enough have you do you know anybody that gets two a month are you stupid there's a couple that's what I'm asking the
3:27 authority I'm asking the authority in the room dude that kind of ████ yeah you could you could just smell a lady that ████ has two of them yeah we probably don't we probably don't know any that's why I'm asking Colleen for research purposes I think we don't know any of those right do you no but there's also such things as stupid go to Starbucks my mom's mom says there's like Alliance for women to never answer that no you go to Starbucks and if you see a ladies drink with like seven adjustments too far from the tree it was two or three of those two or three menstruations if you're getting caramel drizzle on your ████ coffee in the morning I've seen people do that and you're like bro what you're getting caramel drizzle on a flat white you know how like you know how like what is that sounds good you don't ask that out loud you you do
4:17 that in the privacy of your own home if you just order drizzle yeah yeah dude who does that what kind just drizzle any kind of drizzle this reminds me of that one uh dude who like clearly murdered his wife or whatever and he's like no I didn't do it but then they searched his Google history yeah oh yeah and it's every dumb question how do you get rid of a body yeah like do you do how long until decomposed if you're okay guys honestly if you're gonna ask that stuff you don't know the answer go to like a a cafe that doesn't have cameras and then type it in there like don't type it on your home computer or just go to a library cops are gonna know the libraries have cameras and they you have to put your library card and they know it's going to be you but like if you go to a cafe that has like a bunch of computers and they only have cameras you type that in there they're not gonna know but that's how Luca Magnotta got caught really because
5:07 the guy at the cafe recognized you remember that yeah but Luka magnata is like well he was narcissistic but if you go in like this yeah dude no one will know bro yeah who are you it looks like the guy from you hey who are you he looks like a soccer mom oh Dad dude how ████ Incognito am I You Gotta Lose the fanny pack I Gotta Lose the ears you're literally I was thinking about this the other day I was like if I do a crime at all people are gonna spot me for money no no headphones what headphones You Gotta Wear headphones don't even stay on my ears Walter don't stop being insensitive they don't stay on your ears yeah are you ████ lying to me the only ones are the Apple Max ones I put on my buddy's beats and it was like my ears you could see my ears let me see oh both this is this is a hit or miss seems like a hit to me they straight up stay on you I never tried them but let's
5:59 definitely look like okay shoot out don't they you need like glow sticks does this guy you look like one of those guys does he look like he's gonna visit in Top Gun oh he looks like he's in them yeah yeah yeah yeah like he's in the van like like hacking into somebody's I'm in it I need five more minutes Seth Green an Italian job at the airport so there's no yeah yeah there's no like headphone Market where they're targeting specifically cauliflower all right I don't think so you should do that you should call them the Nick I would go out of business if I started that polyphones hey there you go there's a lot of guys that call it or girls too a lot of kids actually everybody freaks like that out there Bart wanted to be inclusive who am I miss you who am I missing gays and blacks too A lot of people how would you
6:51 design a cauliflower ear headphone they'd have to be really big I'll say this I can't wear I used to love wearing beanies but I can't wear beanies because it looks like I'm just hiding something in my beanie what do you mean because oh are you wearing it over your ears I like to wear it over my ears well that's your fault then yeah am I doing it wrong you probably should stop hiding you gotta do the mic song barely a yamaka style yeah like a little bit bigger than Yama yeah I'm gonna try that that's the best and you guys tell me what you got XL yamaka that's the mic song but I think other than that it's like airpods fit pretty well yeah yeah why are you so surprised you know they make headphones now that you put on the outside of your like right here really it's called shocks s-h-o-k-z they're on you got a promo code uh I do not if I did though I would give it to you guys part of your year and then you can you can hear and you can also hear the outside too really yeah
7:43 do you know most headphones you can't hear the outside yeah but doesn't that like kind of make it confusing because you don't know what you're listening to yeah it's true I think two bucks right there but I feel like that's more of a YP than a like a MP like a more of a your problem than a microwave I was like what the man you guys ever uh not necessarily commit a full-on crime as you like look up do something wrong and then blame it on somebody else like like when you crop test somebody that's how I got kicked out of third grade I don't know what's more interesting that or the crop dusting crop dusting yeah we've all been there I told you the story about what happened in my high school with that dude that got kicked out because of the Cherry Bomb yeah um that was that one you're the one that did it I didn't do I
8:33 didn't do anything in all this whole stuff it happened around me but like a friend of mine put A little M80 in the bathroom in high school and it blew up the ceiling and then your friend Joe figured out how to blame it on this like foreign student oh wow he got sent back oh my God he should have been so offended told me though that whenever it's my friend did this it's them that actually did it I'm not following who smelled the Delta yeah yeah they but they they blamed it on him because his foreign student was super creepy and he was like really like bad to the girls where was he from to like particularly damn um Indonesia really yeah interesting I thought they're all gentlemen over there yeah but they're all Yoshis everyone guess not they have good chicken Indonesia oh yeah they do at least that's how I understand the story
9:23 to be but yeah it definitely wasn't his fault it was yours yeah no it was mine either it was it was his friend yeah five in the third grade I'm holding it for a friend third so I have like OCD and then um we were doing I was at a private school and you have to uh do this like art where it's like um you rip out uh construction paper so if you want to use Brown you can't use a brown marker you take like brown construction paper and you piece it all together but I have OCD and I don't like rough edges so every single piece of paper I would fold and go like that Lit and then rip it like this and then the teacher specifically said no scissors so we're trying to recreate like Jesus in a stable type thing and then um I I made mine I turned it in and the teacher was like I said no scissors I'm like it's it's not scissors she goes you're staying in during recess and then I already hated this ████
10:14 teacher so I saw a turquoise crayon so I grabbed the crayon I wrote ████ you Mrs clinkenberg on the clock dumb name dude clinking version that's a fake name and I was the only and only student in there during recess and then the teacher comes and she's like who did this and then I pointed at the guys are star athlete and he's stereotypically the ethnicity you think he is [Laughter] so she's racist and she and share her construction without scissors dude that's kind of sad that you really took the time to rip it that nice and you got accused for using and I'm like I'm trying to you know you're trying to race towards recess so I'm having OCD we're all trying to do it twice as fast as all the other kids because all the other kids are like right and then like they're just gluing
11:05 whatever I'm trying to like go really fast because I still want to make it to recess because you got to stay in and I was just so ████ pissed what a ████ ████ clankenburg yeah what a stupid idiot right dead by now at least [Music]
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