0:00 hmm oh my God yo what the hell did you do I'm playing with ketchup [Music] welcome back to another great episode of careful boys where we are currently on the record time what the ████ is that ugly the record was that uglier it was a little bit ugly I said on the record I didn't like it I just feel like he pointed at me for sure I don't know about the rest sorry well I saw him go like this I went yeah so I thought it was coordinating something it was a hosting you guys kind of jumped in on it yeah oh it wasn't for us but I took it anyway if you're in host chat you get it if you're not you don't get it I just feel like you guys just don't ruin it you're not in the Discord enough to understand exactly so it doesn't even know how to use Discord anyways move on Bart just learned how to use Discord I'm
0:51 still learning I don't even know that says a lot of fees if he's willing to learn it just for the fans that's a big thing what a layup thank you you got to go in there and say GM by the way you got to say GM every day GM what's jam mean good morning oh I was like and then you got to say say it back you gotta you gotta say it back GM sirs here's here's the question of the day when is a time that you actually said no to sex all the time every ████ day of my life would be because it's like sometimes you're tired do I mean and then sometimes you um have a have a schedule I know about schedules yeah you just go but in this case let's say it's not someone that you regularly have sex with it's a person you've never had sex with and you've rejected them I
1:41 never had that you've never had that I did that but I didn't know what the ████ was going on what happened what's going on I've talked about this before but I was in I was in school actually a draw in the drama area and you know it's a big ████ Auditorium so I got pulled into a dark area with a chick who wanted to like probably blow me or something and she was like grabbing my dick and I was just like haha and I laughed and I like walked out of there and I I just didn't know what the ████ was going on but you were not into her it's not that I wasn't into her it's just I didn't know what the hell was going on and she was like grabbing on me and that was like pretty early into my experiences and stuff he was a adolescent okay a man yet I was like six years old so well it was after a handball no I was like I was I was in I was in high school I was a freshman
2:31 it was definitely very forward move by her um she was a senior it was cool and stuff and she had boobs and I should have done something about it but I was stupid I just got nervous didn't know what's going on yeah mine was with Geo actually the first time that so yeah so um you turned her down so when we first no not because of that why'd you raise your hand then uh when we first so in our group we had a uh our group of friends Geo was with my best friend at the time and so when they were together um she ended up hanging out with the group the group just became friends and then slowly like people changed changing the group and we kind of like lost touch and uh I wasn't best friends with that dude anymore and she still stayed in the group and we ended up liking each other
3:23 and so um we started hanging out and then there was a time where we were doing the kissy kisses and then when it got to that part I just felt I felt so bad I was like I need to clear like even though I'm not best friends with that dude anymore because that's been like three years one of those this is all wrong so forbidden that would have made me horny I need to clear this ████ up I need to clear this ████ up how far to get did you already have a boner though let's be real oh for sure Dick's so hot but the hot feel wrong man yeah so I had to clear it up with him that's see that's more credit to that if the Dick's already hard and then you turn it no but also your friend though yeah you still broke the broker I know I did technically I did he broke the broker he's a broker violator yeah but is it bro code if he's not your bro anymore I mean what's up bro Alyssa bro I don't know it kind of is it bro but
4:14 where you guys a bro at that time no oh yeah I thought because if it was like Romeo Juliet and she's from like the Rival enemy family then you could get all up in that ████ you know if it's for the Rival family yeah so you had more of a feeling of we showed it more than she did right because I think the bro code is a bro thing yeah I think was she like hey ████ put it in that's a really good deal by the way yeah thank you do you know how many other ████ Bros have been in here no this is again a good deal no I just felt it just felt like I don't have to clear ████ up you know so I ended up meeting up with them and then I told them everything they talked talked it out you respected the other person because it's like it's I I think it's like ████ in a poor like public bathroom you can't really ████ your heart out like your home's toilet so then you need to clear out everything because it just feels like Perfect
5:05 Analogy it feels like this level of like it the whole way through even though it's really fun it just feels like there's like I don't know there's something I can't do it 100 I need approval before I ████ it's like laying down in a public restroom kind of weird like yeah practicing breaking moves yeah in a public bathroom in a McDonald's restroom yeah here's a weird one um there's this girl that I was gonna hook up with and uh great girl hope she doesn't see this what's your name first and last when uh she took her clothes she took her dress off she had um this device it was like belted around her with like a box and I'd like a colonoscopy back and she didn't explain what it was immediately I don't know so I got kind of like what the hell is that and I and I kind of
5:57 decided not to do it why wouldn't she explain right away did you have a moment with yourself like wow I'm not ████ Batman so it's probably shouldn't be here a utility bill with a breath a yellow utility belt with a bat on the front and smoke bombs on the side she told me later but that's not fair what's in the belt so I guess I guess it's like a diabetes oh diabetes oh but she wasn't like overweight like she so there's no grappling hook or anything no it just looks like a Walkman you really don't want to lose it's just like a thick um like belt thing and then there's I think it's like connected to her like she was able to just take it off but it's like one of those weird things where someone doesn't say anything and you're like in the throes of passion and you just put it aside where were we yeah hey hold on what was that was it connected to her pancreas I don't know
6:48 what it was wait so so in the in the thousands of passion she did take it off nonchalantly but you took everything else off but then you left that ████ on you're like I don't know what if she drops dead or something I don't know it was just on my mind too much oh so you're like wait a minute [Laughter] yeah yeah there's a loose screw inside it's like and you're like bro what is that on your phone mechanical thing how did you exit from that situation I did I silently just stopped do I didn't verbally say like hey let's stop like I just stopped physically oh and then she kind of just stopped too and then we're just like let's go back to talking we kind I think I kind of just navigated to others it
7:39 was stupid it was really bad like it was very obvious that I got self-conscious so she we were both trying to avoid it a little bit and then later when she got more comfortable she she was like saying it was for her blood sugar or something did you guys end up doing it after no I didn't it just kind of ruined what happened yeah I felt really like rude because it's just like it's one of the singer you don't know you know like um you just don't know how you would react but then uh because I wasn't expecting anything I I just was like why am I thinking of it so much stop stop I guess I'm just one of those guys who's so straight and who's so down to ████ that I just I just want to play out there you know I am not that straight I guess I'm so like concerned about her feelings that I just be like oh I better pretend because then she's gonna really be scarred emotionally yeah I think that's what I should have done but again like I probably would have said that's what I would do but then when you're not you
8:29 don't even know it's there and suddenly you see it that's like hmm but it's good on you you didn't go ill that yeah that's definitely the first reaction that most people what is that yeah I still don't 100 know exactly how it works or what it is but I know there's probably a lot of people out there that wear something like that I have a friend who has that oh really yeah but for his heart like it's literally outside of his body his heart's outside of his body yeah so you squeeze it like this no his heart is not us but he has a machine outside of his thing I think it's for like um yeah I don't know what is it like a circular like a pacemaker I don't know like a different like a defibrillator pacemaker I don't know what it is but it's like outside is it my father-in-law has has some ████ like that did it have a grappling hook yes that's all you want to know every time
9:19 it's his fault man under something now it's so cool to have one of those you know yeah so that's that's one time that I that I said no to it and I regret navigating it that way dude when you're a married person and you have access to sex all the time it's like pretty awesome first of all but then but then you want it to be you know like like if I'm not gonna if I'm like dude I'm ████ my body's ████ physically exhausted I'm just like yo I am ████ wiped out or same thing I think he's like oh well you know I she's like I just ████ I'm tilted in poker right now I can't ████ you know like ████ like that it's just like it just becomes that's one thing I noticed the older you get and the more you've been with the person the more you want the conditions to be perfect because you ████ in better conditions yes so you're like oh like in high school you could be
10:11 stuffed into the back seat of a car you didn't shower because you guys went camping where you don't give up that's true behind a pizza place dude yeah but now you're like can we both shower first and then you know the showering's nice it's just so like it's everything yeah you're like now you know how good it could be so you kind of just want fine dining every time versus like nasty Taco Bell sets not even worth it and yet the nasty ones when it does randomly happen sometimes a little passionate ones that's true that's true but then sometimes you're like us I don't know why Taco Bell's so yucky now when we were in Mexico and I was stepping on Nikki's head that was just one of those things where I was like I just got carried away in the moment you know all that tequila and that was in the morning no that was in the morning the day after did you say stepping I was stepping on the back of her neck with one leg stepping on her head with the other leg just making sure making sure she's down did you insert at any point throughout this is jacking off dude I
11:03 was just beating off over her back but that's Steve by the way I'm glad you met him yeah but sometimes you feel like sometimes jerking off is uh just a little bit better sometimes that's a dangerous slope I still do balls I do sex I jacked off last night different what a thing to brag about did she watch you did she watch you yeah she's sick right now is that why she's like we can't ████ tonight you gotta do your thing and I'm like okay and she just sits there looking at you no she just feels she feels the earthquake in the bed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she feels like Indiana Jones sometimes she'll go up to the beach like what are you watching and ████ cup my balls while she's watching does she really yeah why doesn't she just Jack you often she does sometimes because I'm like oh none of these pornos are working she goes fine dude one time she ████
11:55 was looking at Instagram and I'm like oh who's that Fitness influencer she goes is she hot and then I'm like oh she got a nice booty she goes I know huh and I'm like but she got a butter face and then so she put it on her butt picture put the phone down and then she jacked me off while I was looking at her phone and I was like oh my God oh my God air high five dude bro let's go Joe if you just administered VR to you honestly yeah that's two DVR it's a beautiful relationships beautiful kinship that's that's really good I get a shake because I'm like oh you don't really get jealous that I look at part and then she goes no I like watching porn too and I'm all like but then like I don't want you to judge me for the type of porn I like sometimes so I just look at the straight stuff Have you ever showed her a type of porn you like and she actually got disturbed by that like you're like I just want to show you my
12:45 vampire hentai but I don't but I do no everything's always been like cool I'm more I think she's more open than I am yeah yeah is her pornos crazier than yours she does I don't think she really watches porn and that's like fireman ████ or something no her I think her um yeah acceptance and like just what she's okay with is like way bigger that makes sense because UK people are culturally just it's not that big ████ the porn in real life she chose a Japanese dude like dude that's already crazy and they had they had new they have nudity on TV over there right yeah they do I mean they don't give a ████ man and that's honestly so good for kids too because it doesn't make sexist keep away ████ that we all do yeah and then you end up doing crazier worst ████ under wraps in order to maintain an image to the public yeah that's true
13:35 that is a bad byproduct that's a hugely bad byproduct but that's what that's Americana baby right that's what we do because we shame you because of the church and ████ and we just make you feel bad about it and then like when your chicks in high school like that's why there's always a girl who's doing hardcore anal and she's always the most Christian person too always always it's always it's so weird but it's just how it goes I guess deep shame leads to Deep deeper-ish deep throat that too if you're lucky that's good and daddy issues you're in a very healthy thing that's cool yeah I think so but do you but when you if she jerks you off do you sometimes go well let me do it because this speed is different yeah but I don't want to offend her oh definitely because I'm all like ah that hurt oh like I just I just okay thank you wait do you actually give her
14:27 directions yeah dude that's like an Asian backseat driver yeah I'm like oh to the right oh okay do you also make the noises that you make when you talk about jacking off here where you go I always picture him yeah I got a picture Bart 20 years ago walking outside Joe's house and hearing he's like I'm gonna wait ten is there a party going on I'm jacking off he was telling us earlier about you being a weirdo like he went over to your place and he heard like a bunch of ████ music and then you're just like in there talking to yourself huh yeah um back when he used to live on orange when we first started hanging out I remember I went over to your place and I heard like at least four voices
15:18 and then when you opened the door it was just you inside I was like oh ████ hey what was I doing I don't know I don't know what you're doing no no so you had to just stand like he was probably either making beats or on a forum or watching TV at all at the same time well you're rehearsing dinner while making dinner rehearsing lines before he was on YouTube before he was doing anything organic vlogger man I don't even remember we know story where you declined the hookup for any reason Anthony no one else Anthony you're talking about first times yeah uh have you ever reject somebody that because they don't look as good that as you want like you came to your senses and you're like what am I doing good
16:09 Lord to be completely honest the only time I can actually no not really because I don't think that I would put myself in that situation if I felt like I was unattracted to them oh okay but even after the Brewers come up to you that would be the only time I I've only probably rejected sex when like I knew that person was drunk to a point that it was like I don't know if that's for sure no that's what I'm going uh that's true because I have experienced the other right where it's like drunk and then like it's like regretful the next day and it's like dang I didn't want to be a part of that for your your experience you know what I mean so like later on it's like same thing it's like if things are moving that direction and then
17:01 they're just a little sloppy it's like uh it's all good dude do you guys ever get okay admission time I don't I am not into chicks with accents at all I'm not into it all of them all of them interesting so they have to speak proper English American even someone with one as sexy as a Filipino accent uh why don't you want to ████ me it feels like that kind of in a dumb way like I'm maybe exploiting someone somehow what yeah is it like a white guilt even if it's like British or Australian or what if it's a redneck like even wider than you oh like a southern belle what about like what about a bayou princess what is that Canadian I don't hear it yeah I think I'd just be like well Texas a
17:51 Texas country girl I mean that doesn't bother me it's I'm talking like if it's like if it seems like holy Steven you got a big donor if it's like if it seems a little sus to me in any way like talking about the drunk thing right yeah like it seems sucks to me in any way I just get too weirded out like if you feel like you have a edge on this situation yes like if if I feel like they are maybe being sex trafficked in some way or some ████ oh like a passport bro yeah because I watched too many ████ movies and TV shows and ████ I'm like I don't know I just get I just get freaked the ████ out oh my God yo what the hell did you do I'm playing with ketchup Oh I thought you were breeding the camera don't do this guys I thought it was bleeding I'm talking about and I'm talking about just like meeting someone and like ████ them not like you're talking dirty right now Joe busted a nut dude
18:42 oh my God no I'm wearing white a little close for you to be playing ketchup dude I'm wearing all white hair dude I currently I remember in uh in high school you know in high school people just play stupid ████ games all the time so like uh like oh you talk to her you talk about that kind of thing right so we're all hanging out at our friend's house and there's like a bunch of people over and then one one of my friends told me that there's a chick that thought I was cute and I was all cool and I looked at her she was cute and then uh then he told me um that she was down to ████ that night oh and I was like that's a strong jump well I thought you were high school games right like oh she'll ████ blow you in the closet or whatever you're like I was just like high school games yeah I was like oh ████ what the ████ I was like this is kind of crazy and then I was like has she been drinking and then she was been drinking a little bit
19:32 so I'm like well I don't know kind of like in your shoes right because you're like she doesn't love me for me and then so I was like no no I was like but what if I match her so I started pounding beers like crazy that's fair that's the most Bart solution it's a good hypothesis she's like I'll match her and then and then and then you know in high school if any if anything's about to go down everyone is so up for it don't be like there's two people going upstairs they're gonna ████ and everyone's down just like yeah because it happens so rarely right and then um I was like okay so I started pounding away and I'm on my face about to explode from ████ Asian glow and I'm like I still can't wow good boy we ended up getting together after but I just I just still just couldn't do it and then I asked her when we're together I was like were you really down to ████ me that night she was like yeah
20:22 she was like ████ dudes like like the first night before I was like oh ████ she's like I'm ████ a dude right dude ████ me right now dude's ████ me right now damn yeah she was gangster as ████ but I was like well that's the thing though is like very little guys can experience one night stands and then but girls that are just down to do it they can experience it yeah it's like the balance is completely different it's way different like I've said before I did a one-night stand once and it was like miserable for me because I'm such a ████ ████ that like I needed to make an emotional connection like up almost like in the spot after like you created a narrative I created a narrative and I ████ like yeah I was like in this thing for like a month and I was like Wow trying to make it work I went and sorry and it just I wasn't connected with her at all and it was weird and then I had to it's not you it's me
21:12 thing and like it does ████ with your mind though because every single time I've had a one night stand it always I'm in disbelief even after it happens I mean I'm just sitting there like damn how did that happen it always feels like it's too good to be true yeah well and it's a curse too because like I said the guys that I when I watched movies and TV shows that they can just like meet a chick ████ and move on but I'm like I'm like oh I I need to justify this what I did okay someday will be like fresh and fit that's so ████ cool I know to really dedicate ourselves sometimes I disagree with women voting I know right I'm trying to build from here anyway
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