0:00 I think that's a good Mission I feel like he wouldn't care though he'd love it really he's such a dancer he's danced with so many men and for years that's what he does he told us recently he's like I I I did A Dance with my with my the spirit of my dog or whatever I was like that's one of the gayest things [Laughter] I've the spirit of my yeah yeah I was like that's gay [Music] welcome to an amazing episode of careful boys been fun day it's been a fun day today fun day today we've had a great day Dayle goodle thank you for sharing good hustle good hustle good hustle thank you this all stupid day baby God if it came out in order if only
0:50 it came out in order oh I know all right do everything you possibly can for it to come out in we tried to do this before we never went through with it so I think this is the year that we actually do it let us plan the perfect prank on Anthony yes okay finally what can we do to this guy it has to be something out of nowhere we did we tried to do the little person comes out of a cake idea we didn't have the budget okay so there's this new thing okay so recently I somehow went down I don't know I was listening to a podcast and they're like have you ever heard about home title theft and I was like what the Yeah Yeah so like it's a thing there's an insurance you can buy insurance to get against home title what if we stole athy's home title and like and we sold his house yeah right and we could sell it for cheap but that would really like accentuate the joke how do we sell for
1:43 real cheap Anthony let me see your title real quick yeah your home title no cuz apparently you can snake the title pretty easy you go to his house all the time you probably know where he keeps it I I I'll look next time no cuz I go there when he's not even there cuz I feed his cats oh ████ so I can really Snoop around and find his title and check on the mattress take some pictures of that cameras he does but in the house docents then you could cover it I'll come over with you I'll cover it and then you can start looking si si or you just do a cool dance and he'll be distracted by that while I'm looking around true yo what can we can we do something like something that would like real life scare him like terrify him what do you mean like a real like like like pretend he's getting robbed or something oh my god dude we can't do that to Anthony that's pretend he's getting okay how would you stage what if he kicks our ████ ass when we do check this out we're all meeting at somewhere okay night time dinner time
2:34 yeah we all have to get in the car get out of the car right once we park somewhere yeah so we're going to Stage it we're going to be we're going to wear a ski mask shyy mask and when he gets out of the car or when he gets in the car we just run towards him give me everything you ████ got ████ yeah with our voices get your butt out no get your butt out right now no but we we'll texting the group chat saying hey we're a little late and then we're running towards them we ████ what he's going to hear us right away that it's our voice know your voice we need to get another guy to do it if we get those voice changing Darth Vader BS oh yeah no no no yo give me your money ████ off Joe Joe it's going to be fast all we got to do is run towards him like quick like just run towards him he's oh come on with a mask dude that out ████ that would really scare him huh I got one I
3:25 got one come on all right we're going to order a male uh a made stripper service I think that's good that's really good love that so while him and Nina's at home whatever they're going to come in and clean while getting naked of that mhm and they're going to clean it's like he he's but it's a guy it's like it's a guy oh wow but it's a guy but it's a guy perfect yo but that's good I like that damn that is a good twist wow before I was like that's pretty misogynistic if Anthony to do that but now I get it yep and he would be like unsuspecting of how do we get Anthony to let them in well we're going to say dude like let's have a party and then the next day I'm going to be like bro let me cover like
4:16 cleaners or something yeah yeah love that he's like than appreciate it that's awesome yeah we got a guy cleaning he's going to come at 9: yeah and it's going to be just a straight up strip show dude you it's going to be hell funny dude he's not going to clean much I heard going to be left most strip yeah yeah and then after that like I'm going to ████ up a lot of his like ████ at his house and then and then so when he calls for a plumber we're going to hack into his phone to where it's one of us that picks up the phone and say we'll be right on it right there we'll be right there and then and then when we send a plumber it's just another stripper it's always never he s a task rabbit
5:08 stripper he just keeps saying by the way his tax guy is my tax guy I'll just like make sure it's a stripper can you imagine he's all like oh man the net the the internet's not working so so he calls the cable guy but the Cable Guy we rewired his phone so he every time he calls one of us and then we we pretend like we're the guy we're like we'll be right there and then you ████ send another stripper so every single time he can't get anything fixed if we can get in his phone and just like put your number as like cable guy as yeah yeah yeah gardeners he's like oh I didn't know I saved this number so he needs to get work done bro like everyone just everyone just seems to a lot we got to get to we got to get to his phone oh that's easy my wife is so mad I'm
5:58 burning through cash oh dude that's so easy easy you just have to ask him like oh do you have a video of uh the KRA show and he'll just be like yeah here it is no he'll be sused by that if I ask him you guys have to ask him he'll be sus imagine he gets like another task rabbit and the dude comes over helps him work out and starts grinding him and ████ oh my God and he goes why do I keep getting his stripper T rabbit help him set up the bar that's start stripping dud that's so funny that's really funny helped him with his PR yep I got a better idea how what what what if we meet up for lunch and him a location that we're all not going to be at that's so simple but it's so ████ that's actually really funny and and the just mean but the location is a strip club oh not bad we're just not there we and have whoever's filming that day just
6:48 zoom in with a 200 mm lens the camera guys he's at the buffet at the spearmint ████ hippo they're like you want to order now he's like no I'm waiting for my boys they're all they're about to be 8 they said they're late so they're like for parking they're 3 hours late just stand him up like classically it's at chip Andes oh my God we keep texting we're almost there we're almost there pre-record us eating so we're going to be like yo we're eating already where you at oh or we yeah we do the chip Andals thing we're like hey save the table save the table and then we'll say parking and then wait an hour and he got the chip Andals show by come on the show starting the show's starting dude you'll be so sick sck is like we slash his tires right but not not not not like dangerously but like it's it's got a little air so then when
7:38 he has to call Triple A Tri another Tri a tow truck driver pulls up yeah and then Anthony has to have like Anthony has like a real tear filled moment with the stripper he's like can you change the tire and then stripper's like I cannot she starts stripping yeah I don't know how to take my clothes I know how to put them on I know how to take them off anon's on the side of the road having a lap dance with from my guy do you think Anthony knows how to change a tire on his own I don't know it's hard if he well I have no idea I have no idea I have no idea I really I really hope he can I for sure he's an eagle scout he's an eagle scout he could f██████ eag Scout he could do he probably have to teach people how to change yeah yo how how about this how about this we we we scout master
8:30 stripper yo check it out we create a room and then pretend restaurant or something whatever whatever whatever he needs to go use the bathroom yeah he goes inside the bathroom we all leave and we remove the building we're at and he's just at the bathroom by himself and it's outside he opens the door he opens the door he's in the but ████ nowhere he's in a forest remove the building we're at abolutely we collapsible building the ease in which you describe right that it's easy we remove the building we're at and then a cop walks up to them and they start tripping remove the building dude so we're having dinner at like a playet or something the fact that we were able to build a restaurant that's believable enough expensive but worth it I'm going I like your other ones that are just classic ditching I'm going to get Nina
9:22 on the on the take two with us so basically she's going to pretend that she got kidnapped right and and then the cop is going to hit up Anthony and be like dude I got to come talk to you whatever and then he's going to be like ████ sad ████ he's like oh I my God I want to show you this and he takes out a fake finger yeah and then it's like so he's hella sad right and then a detective starts [Laughter] tripping right at the of his sadness bro I think he'd be hella mad well no I mean depending on if this is the fifth stripper he might laugh I think he would quit bro you think he
10:14 would quit we're just getting started dud eth he's on a played to China right cuz he's always going to China to open the car dealership whatever and then the pilots come out and the stewardess come out and they all just start stripping every the plane just sits there of the tarmac it never goes anywh it's a fake set it's not a real plane we just keep swatting in his plane so that he can't take off he orders an Uber driver oh my God stripper I didn't see it coming love it dude just it's just the the same thing but heightened poor Anthony he never he never suspects it dude every single time and we are going to lose our ass on paying for they're not cheap uhuh they have a lot of self-respect these days it would just be funny if it was the same stripper yeah just mustache recognize each position look familiar the funniest thing very very
11:06 low tech and and Costless to do just make like take a picture of his car when it's parked in front of his house and just list it for sale and just be like first com for serve yeah first com for serve so it gets all these people driving up like all right so how much you want for it man over and over hell phone calls yeah that I'd be mad annoying that's ████ up yeah that's mad annoying that's lifechanging yeah that that'd be terrifying that sucks have to give his number out it's crazy right it'd be easier to make that restaurant that we just moved yeah I think we should definitely make that restaurant and just lift it up that makes it so he's got to be some kind of idiot to think he really had a restaurant if we could lift it up I could lift it up it's a tent dude we can do it you you are do
11:56 you want to just like invite him places and never show up every every single time pretty good honestly dude if that's a running joke that's so cruel that's ████ up I think he will I think Anthony has too much self-respect like after probably 17 times he'll probably not show up 17 he's like you sure you're going to be there this time yeah and then he's not going to show up yeah he's not going to show up it's like a camping trip and he's all ready to go oh oh dress like a little Eagle Scout yeah yeah we'll pick you up for our vacation Eagle boy that hurts even me that hurts even me yo we'll get him set up for the camping trip and we'll be on top of his roof pouring water down like oh it's canceled it's raining no he's like I'm a ████ ████ by the way I'm a ████ ████ I don't know what rain is comes out of buckets in one area the you know like stop you remember the day that we all wore tracksuits for you yeah
12:46 that was meant to be like phase one of a Prank Anthony thing where like he starts to think whenever we say we're all going to do something we are funny and then the third one would have been only did it yeah the suits one was going to be and then we would have all just come nor you guys all pussed out on what the suits one we did no we all did it no I know but it was supposed to be anthy only shows up in the suit oh originally you told me about like a year ago originally which was going to be great yeah yeah but that was actually Tim's idea I was taking an idea kind of off of that whoever I was going to sub or guest for I was going to dress like and start doing that's good that's funny start dressing like Anthony we all start dressing like him that would be yeah I just imagine Steve we should just all be Cen one day when you're here that'll be fun yeah all of us and we all just have we all just you wish I still have my long hair I could make it red long hair would be great that's a nightmare six of you be pretty tight bro we're going to
13:36 look crazy bro I'm going to look fine as ████ my boy I take that I'll probably never come as hard as as when I dressed like that I'm going get you looking at me boy that's just that's nasty you're going to look at me different after I dress up like you guys are crazy I got another one so Earnest all right okay so you know he loves gambling right ████ loves it let's take him to a gambling Den okay and we're playing and then out of nowhere like these tough gangster guys just break out into a fight and like they're mad at us and then they think that we're like playing dirty and they're hassling us and we're like holy ████ and and they start
14:27 tripping that that be hell that's probably the best one that's probably the the most legit one it's so stupid like dick in Anthony's face like grinding grinding but Anthony has to get cuffed so he can't move yeah yeah yeah that's he gets he gets cuffed by the gangsters and he thinks we're going to get beat up but instead they start stripping that's so dude if he can't move and he has to take a left that's great dude how many ways can we get Anthony stuck in a la Dance by a guy by Guy infinite ways that would be tight dude I think that's a good Mission I feel like he wouldn't care though he'd love it really he's such a dancer he's dance with so many men and for that's what he does about the years and years of dancing with men it's his comfort zone yeah that's where he goes to relax yeah so where goes to unwind he told us
15:18 recently he's like I I I did A Dance with my with my the spirit of my dog or whatever I was like that's one of the gayest things I've that's ████ up the spirit of my yeah yeah I was like that's gay let him heal let him heal God damn dude ████ no ████ hostages man that's dog passed away yeah but way back I'm being 100% serious yeah it was really gay what's ████ up about it Spirit of the dog oh that one time he said that yeah I remember when he was out of town in his yeah dog pass he actually was opening up it was kind of nice but hey you didn't take it at the moment though no no I was but you I said at the very
16:12 period I give him a little grace period I know you're holding it though oh yeah man if only this was in LA I could probably get him with the your exact prank the casino one well no because not that but like the style of it because you know anony is a sucker for hookups so if you tell him like oh bro you can go to my my uncle who's a dentist it'll be free oh yeah and he'll he'll take that bait we can get him in the room and right when he's in the dentist chair my uncle starts stripping yo would he be down a dental hygienist one ████ hilarious you know I know met yeah he pulled out both my back they would be down to do a bro they put a lead vest on them and they start shaking them up that no he's not going to do it but we'll get a fake Uncle that's hilarious they would be down they'd be down to set him up and that would get him in the room like to be like oh dude it's free just go he's like yeah really that one's
17:04 almost too crazy that's perfect that one feels like a lawsuit or or we get him a golf instructor cuz you know he likes playing golf there bingo that's the that's key oh we get him a really a really touchy fing golf instructor who gets up behind him yeah so when you swing you got he grabs he Gates his hi ████ like that we just we get him sexually assaulted just about grab his ████ every yeah but he has to start lowkey and then it progresses you know and then like like you guys seeing this ████ and then the guy how do we how do we get how do we get we just tell hey we got you a ████ private got somebody has to say it or like yeah or something like somebody has to assist like yo we got you a ████ sick golfing private you got you you'll love this dude love this guy he's so good at golf he's super hot strong forarms great hands we'll say we'll have
17:54 a JK day at the golf field and just not show up oh
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