0:05 All right, you guys know what this is? >> It says W >> Something you like. >> Warriors? Spear? >> Is this a new team? >> No, this is the Washington Commanders. Uh they just unveiled a new helmet that is getting a lot of criticism from the Native American community. >> No, it's not. No, it's not. No, no way, no way, no way. It's It's not white people on behalf of the Native American community. >> It I always think that, but this No, there's a There's an actual Native American group who's who's mad about this. >> No way. >> Because of the spear. >> But that's warriors, yeah? >> Or Comanche. >> What's the W? >> Commandos? >> Washington. >> Oh, Washington. >> Commanders? >> Yeah, Commanders. >> Did they change their name? Did it used to be something else? >> Redskins. >> What the ████ Does the Native American own the spear? That's like a thing? >> That's the thing about it is that's what people are saying is like people have used spears >> ████ Chinese people have used spears
0:56 since ████ Shen Yun started. >> Cavemen were using spears, dog. >> A phalanx used the spear. >> Should they go back to the Redskins? >> I I think so. >> Cuz they do have a problem with it. The white people had a problem with the Redskins. >> Yeah, white ladies >> I don't even think natives use spears. They use bow and arrows. I don't think the spear was a native thing. >> No. >> Spears are for everyone, Joe. >> They only use bows and arrows, is saying. >> Yeah, that's That's a nice claim. >> They don't use spears, dude. I know. I go to ████ nor like New Mexico museums. >> How do they melee anybody? >> You with tomahawk. Come on, dude. >> Yeah, how do you do long range >> Only tomahawk? No spear? >> No, you don't need spears. Because they have bow and arrows. It's better. >> And then close range you do tomahawk. >> Well, spears beat swords. Swords beat
1:46 tomahawk. >> How do they go when they go spear fishing? >> They don't do it. >> They've never had fish. Not in New Mexico. >> Dude, that's weird. Come on. Spears are You could find spears Archaeologists have found those all over the world, right? >> brother. >> But not in Native America? >> They say the Washington Commanders decision to update their logo is disappointing and inappropriate to say the least. It's time to stop repeating the cycle and listen to native peoples who have been clear clear, consistent, and unwavering on the issue. We are not your mascot. >> Not up, ████ overcorrection tribe. You know what's funny? It's It's like um Remember when South Park had the white guy saying that he was a native? Like I literally saw that ████ in Oklahoma. We were at a casino and we're playing cards and then these white guys got mad at me because I was like making
2:38 fun of like some Indian casino joke, right? But I didn't know the guys in front of me were natives cuz they looked like Steve. But they're like 1% or some ████ 10%. so proud of their like Indian heritage, but they literally just look like 99% white. >> wearing Indianapolis Colts jerseys? >> Did he look like Zack Morris when he gave that presentation in class? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Any of the headdress? >> Yeah. No, it's no ████ Like I I had no idea that they were I guess out there. There was like a white kid that actually showed us his native card because you got you get your like you get like a part of the tribe or whatever. You get a native and then he gets all these government stuff and he was a part of the Asian club. And then he was he was telling us like, "Yeah, like I get you know, school discounts or
3:30 whatever. Like they the government pays for my s███." And I was like, "But you look a thousand percent white. Like you probably could have joined the ████ the secret SS and then Hitler wouldn't even know that you weren't white." >> I went to a like a weird party on like an Indian reservation one time and it was I don't I don't who got us in. It was like somebody in somebody in my family is in the military and they knew somebody who worked at the reservation and we all went to like this bounce house. And when I went there, I was expecting to see a bunch of little kids with ████ feathers in their hats and ████ And it was just a bunch of white kids. Like it's just it was just it wasn't uh it's like what Joe's saying. I was I was shocked. >> Yeah. So I didn't I didn't know that that was a thing. So I just when I pictured this like tribe activist group, I just pictured a bunch of white people with feathers going like the South Park episode. Yeah.
4:21 Just getting mad. >> So are they saying stay away from any Native American paraphernalia type ████ >> only b███████ about this, but the Chiefs have full-blown, you know, all kinds of stuff. The Chiefs, yeah. And they have feathers on their ████ and all kinds of stuff. >> paid like 200 grand for that logo. But Washington is hella woke, right? That's why it's kind of >> Yeah. Yeah. They have to listen. But this just it just sucks that like every group, man, I swear, they just cuz they're pissed doesn't validate what they have to complain about. >> I think we should just rebrand and call it the Washington Salmons. >> What's what's salmon? Like like the fish? >> Lots of salmon up there? >> Hell yeah, that's what they're known for. >> Salmon won't complain. They'll be like, "Cool, they put the fish up there." >> How come they're not mad about the Seahawks? Cuz their logo looks like a ████ totem pole.
5:11 >> It does look like a totem pole. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> But they they're cool with that? >> I I haven't heard any complaints about it. >> it's no one's no one's really cool with anything. It's just a a matter of like how easily can they affect or be noticed that they want it taken down because that's fresh and new and there there's still a chance for them to change it because people are listening. >> I think we should go even harder, like WWE back in the day, and I think we should go even more racist. >> Like they should look like the Ultimate Warrior. >> Dude, no, yeah. And then and then the the the names should be even more racist. >> What would it be? >> Like the Seattle Chinamen? >> I kind of dig that. >> The Seattle ████ or something. I don't know. And then they're like all railroad guys. And then like they're like their theme is like they work on a railroad cuz they got to work really hard. >> They might be racist even more towards the Indians. >> Oh, that too. >> I thought there I thought there used to
6:01 be a sports team back like back in the day that was named after like a racist Asian thing. Do you do you remember that at all? That would be really cool. I want to be seen. >> What if instead of running out of the tunnel they have a a bunch of Asian guys like like build train tracks out of the tunnel? And the team runs over that. That'd be sick, right? >> That's what they should do with the new Vegas basketball team. If you could have cuz I don't I feel like Asians don't get really I mean Asian Americans get offended like crazy. But the Asians in China or in Asia, they don't get they don't give a ████ They'll just be happy there's anything. >> Yeah. >> If there's like the the Vegas Crashers. >> Yeah, the Vegas Crashers. >> Asian driver that crashes everything. That'd be sick. >> Okay, here here it is. So until 1980, Pekin Community High School in Illinois famously used ████ as its team name. >> That's dope. Pekin Community in high
6:53 school? >> Pekin, not not Pekin. >> I was like, damn. Yeah, I thought that was they were so Chinese. They changed >> And then and then and then in the in the UAE, they had an Asian Football Confederation and called the Sand Monkeys. >> Sand Monkey? >> Yeah. But the Pekin High School thing was is was started in 1930 and the residents loved it even though it was recognized as racist. They they were aware that it was racist but they loved it. >> Did the whole team come out like in rice hats and ████ >> That would yeah. It was actually like not in I don't know if the rice hats but they were they knew that it was like supposed to be like >> Was this the logo? >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah. It's kind of elaborate of a logo. >> The Washington Crashers. >> It doesn't really print well on a t-shirt but >> And instead of like the Steelers, it should be like the Stealers with a s t e
7:43 a l e r and then they just or the Looters and then they just go in and steal. >> Looters is not bad. >> The LA Looters. >> guy holding a a guy holding a TV going out of a window? >> Yeah. And then the the Rioters. LA Rioters. >> Jesus. That actually has a ring to it. >> Yeah, I like it. >> So the Rooftop Koreans. >> That's actually badass though. Those guys are tough. >> Yeah. >> I've only heard positive connotations about those guys. You ever hear anybody make a joke about one of the Rooftop Koreans? >> I've Yeah, I've I've seen some stuff but I don't want to talk I don't want to tell you what they what it is. No, no, no, no, Steve Day. >> Oh, how about the San Diego Smugglers? >> That's not bad. >> Yeah, they should be tied to the region, huh? What they're known for? >> San the San Diego Snakeheads. >> Oh, San Diego Snakeheads? >> Yeah.
8:33 >> San Antonio Traffickers. I like that. >> Should it be the Washington Suiciders? Cuz you know they're all depressed up there. >> The Washington Chop Chazzers. >> Oh, Chazz? I remember Chazz. >> Yeah, Chop Chazz is the it's the unpoliced zone, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> The Washington No Rulers. >> Washington Cucks. >> No, no, no, no, they actually we're we're cool with the Commanders actually. I don't know, you know what? We're kind of cool. >> Put two spears right there. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, this No, it's kind of cool. >> Yeah. >> Cucks might get people from Reddit interested. >> That spear is not funny. There's no way. Unless unless there's like some kind of like Native American anthropologist that's like, "You see the shape of the of the head? That is distinctly the Native American spear."
9:23 >> what's >> They didn't even have the balls to put a feather on the damn thing. >> What if all the teams were like the different groups from back in the day like the Cherokee, the Comanches, all that ████ That would be a cool >> They They hate that though. >> richer than now. Be so rich. Get all those light I don't be even more rich. Make them balling. >> Ballers is what I think that we should call the Vegas NBA team. >> The Vegas Ballers? >> I think it's tight, right? Vegas Ballers? That makes so much sense, right? >> Yeah. That's going to Dude, that's great. The fandom would like be so toxic. I love it. Yeah, it's cool. >> But it's double entendre and all that. Yeah, I think it'd be cool. >> That's really cool. Vegas Ballers, yeah. It's better than the Heat Strokers. >> Yeah, we you you can't whatever it is like I know Nikki was saying the Queens, but I'm like >> The Queens? >> Yeah, or somebody was saying the Queens
10:13 and it's like Aces beats Queens. Like it just doesn't work. And then Kings beats Queens. >> do a card thing anymore. It's over. >> Yeah, the Aces that's already gone. >> Yeah. That's it. Vegas Ballers. >> Like somebody will get offended by the Ballers, but whatever. And you could we could and and the well cuz like the boys will make it about their genitals in a second and feminists will get all freaked out about it. >> Yeah. >> I like Ballers. That's sick. >> That is a good one. >> How about Yeah, I I still like Las Vegas Hookers. Like that's the best. >> sweet cuz you know the cheerleaders would be out of control. The cheerleaders would be a situation, bro. >> But then all the chicks are going to flip out. They'll be like, "Oh, all my guy always says he wants to go see the hookers." I don't know what he's what he's what he's talking about. >> The Hookers? >> It would help a lot of guys, though, cuz they're like, "I'm seeing the NBA game. Chill out." >> But that's horrible for SEO when people are trying trying to search for real
11:03 hookers. Hookers tickets. Hookers tickets. Like man, I can't find hookers no more. It keeps going to the ████ game. >> Keeps going to Pahrump for the hookers. >> Pahrumpers. >> Cuz cuz we're on the strip. >> You don't like that? You don't like Las Vegas Pahrumpers? >> I think it It sounds like I don't want to go there. >> Pahrumpers? >> Sounds like it better be cheap, too, to to live there. >> How about the Las Vegas Buffeteers? The Eaters? >> Buffeteers? >> There's not many left. >> And I ████ hate that it's changing. Bart's favorite Asia Buffet, that's around here. Hell no. What happened there? I just hate all those off strip buffets. They're always nasty. Just go to the strip. There's so many good ones. Hey, did it used to be nasty or did we just become more bougie? >> I think we became more bougie.
11:53 >> No, I think we ████ threw up is what happened. >> Think about like when you if you ever went to Sizzlers. When you're a kid, I thought it was incredible. But then you go back when you're like 30 and you're like, "Oh god." >> But I heard the quality went down. >> Cuz they also didn't update the atmosphere. It feels kind of sad. >> when you're young. You can't trust it. >> That's true. But that was yeah. >> Or in Tony Roma's was really good and then none of them are around anymore, right? >> I'm pretty >> Really? >> it bet it's not as good as Rolling Smoke. >> Oh, dog. Okay, yeah. >> Once you have a couple better places, you realize the chains are whack. >> Once you've traveled a little bit, that's true. >> Yeah, you realize it's not worth your stomach. >> It's like PF Chang's. Some people love PF Chang's, but like if you've had the real deal ████ it's like it's corny. Imagine trying to get something spicy at PF Chang's.
12:45 Where does that level cap there? >> You got to bring your own hot sauce in. >> I think I like the Atlanta Slavers. >> Oh my lord, Joe. >> Joe, perfect.
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