0:00 yeah because we'd be hearing about all those like Malaysian flights that just disappear or something like well that's because like they had a they had a Chinese pilot and I heard that Chinese Pilots aren't really good because they can't drive [Music] everybody take this information with the grain of salt there is a video but let's just discuss it first but okay I want to get my plane was crashed on purpose to test which seats have the best chance of survival oh no can we take a guess first before we watch any of this video let's go ahead and talk about what we think is the best it's the wing I'm going in the bathroom in the back you're gonna be like this but there's more walls and ████ and ████ what about the pilot seat don't they gotta stay alive no because we're already crashing
0:51 yeah so they let go and then they run to the back oh ████ they're first Dead let's talk about I mean let's talk about it well it depends on how it lands right it doesn't that have to do with it like if it has like this I think it totally depends on how it lands bro gravity bruh you're dying like this all right let's just say but every single time we're playing even lands it lands a lot that's because it's control no like this like this like this so let's just say it's live oh it's no style I feel like if you're dying or crashing your nose dive okay if it's nose diving I think way in the back yeah the bathroom now you're a giant accordion right in the bathroom yeah right nothing's tiny I'll just be like this or you can sneak on top of the toilet or would it be better if you jump out last minute oh yeah because then instead of being from here to here now you just have to jump from here to here how about that
1:48 no I mean if you do I don't know 400 miles per hour into the water I think you're dead you're dead yeah drink you're dead have you seen that um one plane that went down in Hawaii did we watch it here but the plane went down in the water and you can see it hit the water and everyone evacuating and then it's like a whole process this oh yeah some people like oh I remember that yeah that was cool yeah and then one guy swam to shore one lady was holding on to the ████ balloon I think that's what we call a lucky one but there's one person started like because they couldn't swim yeah because we'd be hearing about all those like Malaysian flights that just disappear or some ████ and like well that's because like they had a they had a Chinese pilot and I heard that Chinese Pilots aren't really good because they can't drive oh my God where'd you hear that I freaking Laugh Factory
2:38 in Monterey Park dude just drive around for a bit I would yeah I would assume also the back for sure though like it ain't the front first class be done but what about the cockpit aren't they gonna they gotta stay alive man how but that's like Captain's going down with the ████ they need to design it better do do Airline captains have that same type of like honor and rigor towards like being like captains of the ████ they're going down underrated movies you just ████ flip it upside down yeah I'm drunk right now I mean our life is in their hands I don't think they have the same go down with the ship yeah I just don't think you can see and drive from the back so they got to be in the front I think it's more of a logical thing weather up there why do sea captains have to go down with the ship because that thing goes down so slow yeah like they got time to swim true I thought it's because there's not
3:29 enough like lifeboats for everyone well that's a Titanic's fault yeah that's true because the Titanic is every single ship you're supposed to have enough balls isn't it they think Titanic was planned yeah they said it was yeah we did a story did we do a whole story we just talked about it did we did it was a different switch with another boat from the same RMS line and they were like you know we ain't got no insurance on this old ass junk so we'll call it I think it's the back no matter what I think the back because if it lands like this okay then the force goes like this right it rolls and if it goes like this then in accordions I'm going right here then so I think the back no matter what I'm in the emergency seat roll in the middle that's what I said that's what I was thinking thank you Joe yeah I'm on top of the Wings I'm going 20 back from that not the butt butt but 20 back from you and I hope we both make it buddy I hope we both make it so the extra legroom on Jet Blue like those ones no like a
4:20 little bit behind that so again you got to take it with a grain of salt because not every ████ plane crashes the same way but let's go and watch this little bit of a video I'm flying tonight dude I do not want to cover this oh ████ oh first class oh dude first class is dead dude see I was flying first whoever's in the wings dead dude you're swinging Joe you're getting dust in the eye dude they really crashed This Plane oh I'm in the middle dude the sound the ████ pilot is upside down dude the sound is not the pilot went upside down and curled no he ate his own dick on that wait they crashed the plane just for just for like experiments I've always crunched up right now wait who was flying it a ████ robot so basically they uh an ex-con there's a lot of songs because of like where they
5:10 had to do this type of testing and like over certain areas had to be flown by actual human but point is a human pilot was flying initially and then uh jumped out and then let a robot it was like a Make-a-Wish kid who always wanted to be a pilot Bane dude wow basically a remote control pilot was able to take over after that and then they cracked so the pilot was also a skydiver kind of yeah and this was specifically in uh Mexico I believe because of the area that they were allowed to do it so blah blah blah blah but yeah um based off of this test uh as you can see uh the front and the pilot uh just was obliterated yeah so that's most likely going to happen on any nose the wing saved the wing had you could call it more of a 50 50. when they looked at the evidence of uh
6:01 you know dummy passengers in the back they had the most chance of like still I was the guy in the bathroom the guy in the bathroom also obliterated ████ yeah he was covered in ████ but alive and killed himself due to embarrassment what happens if everyone's free-fallen and everyone realizes okay whoever's in the front plane is gonna be done so everybody runs to the back and the plane and playing do you think you think it changes yeah so it becomes butt first like this you ever been on a plane that didn't sell enough seats and they have to move you around by weight that's scary as ████ for real yeah it never happens bro I've been on one of them little ones from like San Francisco to Sacramento or something they're like yeah we're gonna need three people from the left on the right I'm like I don't trust this ████ they're like specifically the giant guy hey Mr 200 pounder oh dude we're ████
6:52 they do have to calculate though because when I wrote a Cessna a small one he had to get all of our weights and then see if we can fit that's scary yeah that's scary yeah dude those are scary but they're they're fine I like them because um you know when you're on an airplane like a commercial we only have this much to see the world yeah but on a Cessna it's like you're in a Land Cruiser you're like an SUV with Windows all over so everywhere you look it's like you see a beautiful view of everything I do want to do one of those ones in like Alaska and land on the water planes that'd be so scary but it'd be kind of sick yeah you could do that here with a duck plane one the LA River Landing right in the trees and cement Park Lake yeah so uh again just to just reiterate uh you wouldn't be surprised to learn that people at the front of the plane most likely die in a real crash
7:42 those who are seated over the wings of the plane would most likely receive survivable but serious injuries broken bones and the like whereas most of the test dummies in the back of the plane remain intact meaning that most passengers would or could have survived uh it says however it's worth pointing out that if the plane had crashed tail first circumstances would likely have been reversed really I know what I thought it would roll like a like a step like heel toe the the test and be even worse on the front see the wing is 50 50. because you could go like this you could go like this but you can't go like this but what if it's flying like this yeah I wonder if a tree even when it flies like this it'll hit the ground and then go into the nose right oh like like a ninja star so it's like this so it's like this and then it goes wink
8:32 yeah that was a terrible diagram um the test also found that brace position which is the subject of much speculation apparently would likely have prevented head and spinal injuries but would have created more pressure on legs which could have resulted in more breakages there that's what you got you put your feet on the front chair like this I thought you gotta look like no that'll Crush you press it dude so when when it crashes you just you press away that'll ████ Crush you potentially not if you practice have you guys seen the couple months ago Hawaiian Airlines had mad ████ turbulence that video was good and people were recording inside the plane and then the aftermath the scariest ████ is it starts with like uh one of the footages like it starts with this guy's like foot and it goes up like he's panning through and you look over and there's a flight attendant there
9:23 just sitting down on you know like in the back they have their own seats right she's covered in blood blood on the walls dude Blood on the walls and she's looking just straight like she saw the devil I'm driving home dude you guys are ████ my ████ up I'm flying like three and then there was there was one sorry this is from though she hit her everybody dude everybody rocked people Everyone popped up huh yeah there was one lady that hit the ceiling bro like she was in the aisle not wearing a seatbelt and then she like the plane drops and she hits the ceiling and that's all you see is a quick clip of the somebody hitting the ceiling and then fall falling down and there's holes at the top because people weren't wearing their seat belts so they flew up right I hiked that thing in oh yeah it is I'm a big dude Gravity Hurts me neither
10:14 is it because from that video on I start I even sleep with a seatbelt on in the play now because like before I was like yo what other plane's gonna crash into me I don't need a seat belt yeah but when I saw the turbulent ████ I was like that's scary dude you better leave your seatbelt on yeah and people are screaming yeah oh geez I'm glad they all made it damn the most scariest turbulence I had was going to China oh yeah Beijing turbulence man they don't ████ around over the weather or what it's like communist turbulence dude you're just like what the ████ they're like figure it out fun for yourself we were going to uh Florida one time as a kid I remember and uh I think Orlando and we're landing and we're probably like 15 minutes out and you get one of these yeah yeah oh ████ and I'll look at
11:05 my mom and my mom's like uh next to some dude and luckily for some reason that dude's a pilot he's like it's all right I think we just got hit by lightning it happens sometimes whoa like it's made to absorb that ████ or something I don't know don't fact check me what the that's crazy like I was crazy Game Boy Graphics got all good Mario turned to color all of a sudden your hair is all cool laughs
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