0:00 Yeah. Well, how about this? When you watch that video right now, when you watch that video, what was your Just in time for Chinese New Year, I finished making the full Cat Town subway station. Oh, this guy's crazy. The entire process of riding the subway That's >> just like us humans, including the joys of standing in line at the customer service window. Everyone seeing here, last year we made a subway station for pets, which went viral around the world. So, I wanted to fully build out the entire station, including all the real world things you would find in a subway station in China. This was crazy. I feel like this is not even his voice. Families in China normally reunite, and
0:52 the streets become decorated >> That is voice. It's like AI translator, huh? Holy built this whole ████ So, of course the animals of Cat Town >> you have fun? Mr. Nice's son is about to go on New Year's break from school. Aw. >> the subway over and pick him up when class is done. >> So much, dude. I heard Mr. Nice has been upgrading his house since I last visited. So, let's pick him up and check that out. I think he's castle is ████ tripping. functions to his house lighting How did he find that? Oh my god. smart appliances >> How do you do the electrical stuff at that size? smart vacuum Like what? smart climate control Yeah, how does he fit Oh, yeah. and smart home
1:42 monitor Oh. Yo, Mr. Nice, let's go pick up your kid. It's almost time. When we arrived at the school, we had a quick cat parent, cat teacher, cat student, and human conference to discuss the kid's latest report card. Needs improvement. Aw. Afterwards, Mr. Nice took his son via the subway, which he Didn't pay. Didn't pay. Didn't pay. That is cool, right? They got off at Cat Town Station and went shopping for the New Year's celebrations. First stop is the supermarket. What the ████ >> some fresh fruit for New Year's. >> Where do you get peaches that small?
2:32 Hey kid, be careful. >> Dude, the whole display is insane. Wow. >> Thanks again for your support and suggestions. Meow meow meow. No way. Last but not least, I want to say happy New Year. >> Meow meow meow. So there you go. McDonald's and Chinese cat. >> Wow. What the ████ >> Yeah. That's freaking crazy. Why isn't this cat working on the space program, maybe you're asking? I don't really have any answers to that. Like he seems to be really in >> I've only seen the uh subway one. I didn't know he built the whole city. That's crazy. >> city is crazy. Well, this is the update cuz he did the subway one before. It's funny when you think about that progression though because he's talking about like oh like I built this because like the subway thing went viral. Like he built the subway thing when nobody gave a ████ Like he was just willing to
3:22 dedicate it. And then the whole world was like this is amazing. He's like oh then I built the whole city. Yeah, and he built a laundry machine for them. What the hell? Smart vacuum? I know. How did he do that? Yeah, it has to be like this small, right? Well, you saw like when he was like working on it, he was like Yeah. >> was all ████ pushed down and ████ So you think he like on his regular 9 to 5, he works at Temu? So he makes all this stuff? >> This is life. This is why we're here. generational things where like in the in the era in which China only allowed you to have one kid, his four grandparents had a single kid each which were his parents. So, his parents had a single kid which was him. So, he had four grandparents of generational wealth. And then he's like, "I have all this money, but I don't have a wife. Only cat." And then he was like, "Let me go to ████
4:13 off." That's what That's what that is. >> a virgin. You're saying he's a virgin? >> He's not a virgin. I think he gets I think he gets >> he gets ass. >> gets bro. He gets ass. P████'s the right word. >> the ████ >> Yeah, he does. >> No, no, no. I say he gets ass. He gets ass, for sure. Um okay, sure. You don't think he has like train groupies? No, I I I think he gets I think he gets options, and then he still doesn't cross the finish line. >> him. No, I'd rather work on my grocery store today. But imagine imagine bringing some like, you know, he brings some Asian girl back to this the subway. Yeah. And then she's like, "Oh ████ I think he's going to kill me. Maybe I should have sex with this guy." See? That's fair. That's what usually is the thing. >> You don't think he got groupies that look at this and go, "Can you ████ me in that grocery store aisle seven?" >> Only dudes. I do I do think >> bro does turn down sex though. I do think girls want to get ████ in the
5:03 cat station, for sure. >> like it when they're scared at. I don't like it when you're You're too You're too into this. >> He likes adrenaline chrome over Now Now do we think homie is chill? Do we think he's like a chill guy? >> No. No. >> No? No. What not? Because he built the >> Sision city for cats to scale. Right. When you do psycho ████ for fun, you're a psycho, dude. Yeah, but it's channeling it in a cool way. Yeah, it's such a controlled environment. >> was a bunch of psychos. This is the guy who has a party at his house, and you have like you have a chip and you put dip on it, and then a little bit falls on the floor, you don't even notice it. He's like, "What the ████ Hey, what the f███?" Well, how about this? When you watch that video right now when you watch that video, what was your threat meter scale zero to 10? What was your genuine threat meter? >> ████ 45. >> That was your threat meter? I was like, "Do I need to pull a gun out and ████ keep it on this ████ What is he going to do?" He's going to build a
5:54 ████ He's going to put me to sleep and ████ take my skin off and wear it like a dress. >> wake her on this cat. Yeah, this guy's crazy. I think the next thing he can possibly do is build the countryside for the cat. I really don't think he has options here. He's going to kill nobody. His focus is on the mess. He's sick in the head. Serial killers, when they often exhibit traits that are leading up to killing humans, is when they start ████ with pets. He's pampering these ████ He's not putting them in Ziploc bags and vacuuming out the air. He's going to put hot dynamite in her muffler, dude. Serial killers aren't talented, bro. Exact- Wait, what? >> talking about? >> They ain't got no talents. That's talent. >> Serial killers are the most talented people. You see a serial killer's woodworking? They're hella good at woodworking, dude. Carpenter. >> it through killing cuz they don't They're not talented. So, this guy's going to build a whole city until he finally gets all the way outside of Japan and he builds the
6:44 ████ Twin Towers, and then he commits an atrocious crime. Here we go again. He's Chinese. No, and then you're going to move the whole model thing and you find a whole tunnel system of all these ████ people he's been trafficking. Yep. Do you think he has like a full-time job that's related to that skill? Yeah, he works at Temu. I told you. He works at Temu. He's a factory worker. That's why he knows how to build all these things. >> But why would he He's building quality stuff. Why would he work at Temu? Yeah, I don't think he has a job. >> Alibaba, then. They make everything. >> No, Alibaba doesn't make good ████ though. It's because the quality stuff he does at home. Because that He's kind of like this, right? >> He probably does those miniatures when like a company wants to build a new skyscraper or something. >> Oh. >> Nice. In China, every skyscraper has a miniature in the lobby. Why? I don't know. Cuz he built it. I don't know. I'm just saying every giant >> to see a small version of the big
7:34 version? They do. They You know what I'm talking about, right? They have them in every ████ lobby of every skyscraper. They have They have that at Allegiant. Yeah, at Allegiant. Raiders stadium. Do you think it's because that's the prototype that got the deal? So they're like, "This is how it started." >> Yeah. Yes, that's and they all say that. >> Why y'all hating on, bro? Yeah, why you guys hating on him? I like him. I need to know what the hell the incentive is. Are you detecting a a Chinese uh He likes cats. He likes cats and then the world saw him love cats and they loved him for loving cats. So he ████ doubled down on loving cats. Like I think it's very basic. >> this Filipino dude online. He's a cat whisperer, bro. Okay. He grooms them ████ and he's the he's the dopest dude ever. I believe it. >> He's a sweetheart. >> build some ████ psychopath city? No. But is there a butt coming? Is there what? No, there's no butt. It's just tight. He just wants to hang out with his cats in a classroom. What's
8:25 wrong with that? >> Well, when you say it like that, that's weird. That's exactly what I'm saying. >> That's what I'm saying. Starting to see the point now that you said it word for word like He's hanging out. Notice I said I said Go ahead. Notice he doesn't have a cat hospital. That's weird. Nothing to resuscitate a cat. He built the sex hotel. He should be taking them to a real hospital. I just want to take my cat to a train station. >> got a quirk. Everybody's weird. >> weird about that. >> all have quirks. Everybody's got a quirk and everybody's weird. If you exploit your weird quirk and it's not damaging to people, I think you're still in the safe zone. I want him to make this into a whole theme park. That'd be so cool. Is that even Does he even have any intention of opening it to public at all? My house. I don't think I don't think so because if you open it, your max occupancy is two humans at a time. Why is that ████ so simple and lowbrow but
9:15 it's so ████ funny? >> History tells us Cuz I can hear him saying it, bro. History tells us when people >> My house. when people build train stations >> My house only. History tells us when people build train stations and the trains run on time, not usually a good thing. I think >> I'm saying. I think the next true play, if it's not just like build more and expand and then people are happy seeing cats happy experiencing human things, which I think is the normal, but let's just get ████ up cuz it's JK, right? No. >> he releases like a ████ thousand rats in that ████ and then just watches mass murder. I've just something and they're just blood splattered everywhere. I mean, he's a sicko, but at least it's normal sicko stuff. >> All he's doing is he's creating a prototype for the future, which is cat world, right? So, if you saw it, it's like an abandoned city. He only has two kitties right now, but what he's wrapping up to do is he's going to
10:05 overpopulate the world with cats cuz cats are better than humans, and then we're going to have humans as kibble. That's his ultimate plan. >> Jesus. Catman. I was like a Pinky and the Brain episode. >> more like I think he's more like a reptile guy in that example. Uh-huh. Or like he likes to feed the snake mice cuz he likes to watch it. Likes to watch the hunt. So, with the rat example, that's what he would get off on. He's like seeing the hunt. I think he just gets off on the beauty of what he's created. Me, too. I think it's more innocent. >> you get the licensing from McDonald's? It's like home McDonald's. Yes. My Donald. Meow, it's Meow Donald. Meow, meow, Meow Donald. >> Meow Donald. No, this is My Donald. No, I said meow. How about that? Can we start there? Because they have meowney. I hate that he did that. Kick him out of I respect it. Can we kick him out
10:57 Jeez. That was That was a hell mary. >> That's his first dad joke I think that he's made since Yeah, you're a dad. You're allowed. You're allowed. It's allowed, unfortunately. It's allowed. I hate that penalty. I hate it. God, it's again. He gets those. Is there If a guy like this purrs and sees Oh my god, okay. You've had enough. Cut him off. Cut him off. Cut his mic. Is that normal in China for people to be like to act Japanese like that? Yeah. When I saw that, I was like, that's some Japanese behavior. Hey, Chinese are evolving. I think they're getting, you know, pretty good into to to to their obsessions. >> What ethnicity is he? Chinese. Oh, okay. Okay, to be fair, to be fair, I think it's like a semi-typical like white old-school culture to like do like your basement and you have like ████ miniature train ████ right? This actually put me on a algorithm of model trains and in Germany they have this
11:48 ████ five-story building of model ████ It's so sick. >> the only one like that, bro? >> No. So, but I think culture matters a lot. So, if that's your culture, it makes sense. But if you have a culture of cutting corners and this guy doesn't cut any ████ corners and he's going above and beyond, you're like, "Why is there a high-quality Chinese car? That doesn't make any ████ sense." That's what I'm saying. And it's a habitat. This guy if a culture full of scammers, copycats, non-creative ideas, and cutting corners, and this guy ████ broke all those rules. >> No, he literally attributes it. Number one, he cuts the corners cuz he's not doing it for humans, he's doing it for less. >> There's a miniature Roomba in there. >> You said copy. He literally copies everything in the world. >> No, he does but it's all it's all like Bart saying it's quality. >> And it's not to make money. We copy to make money. >> It's it's a counterculture move.
12:38 >> You guys are missing the point. He's trying to Kobe beef his cats. He wants them to be so happy that when he eats them later, they are so tasty. >> Give me the old guy. I can respect the old guy in the garage doing the train set cuz you know what? Cuz the old guy in the garage doing the train set, he just does it to jerk off in there. He's not hurting anybody. Yeah, he's not hurting anybody. White guys do No, the train is a the train is a cover up so he can Is that what you're saying? Once once it's all moving Once it's all working to to scale, when it's all working properly, then he gets to jerk off in there. Just to jerk it? Yeah, I think that's what it's about. >> That's better. That's not hurting anybody. >> guy who's making cats happy. The Chinese guy making cats happy. >> a question about your culture. Growing up white, was that normalized around you that that guys like like trains as a hobby? Jerked off around trains. You jerk off around trains? No, there's sexual stuff
13:28 outside of that, but like On a bit? Are you ready? Not a bit. So, my grandparents, they have this courtyard at their house in in San Diego, and it went all the way around, and my grandpa put a train all the way around it. That's sick, right? That's sick, yeah. That's cool. And why are you laughing at him though? It's part of the culture. They work on cars and ████ on the weekend. >> Yeah, it's mechanic ████ Because he's sensitive towards he's shared it before. He'd be like, "Steve, watch." What the He didn't jerk off in front of me. Although, one time I did walk in on him around Christmas time. When he was jacking off? He uh he was trying to. But then you you spoiled it, you ████ blocker. Well, we were trying So, my Your mouth got in the way. >> So, um you you know, I know it's an Asian thing to say hi and bye to everybody at a house, but actually white people do it, too. So, I had to say hello and and goodbye to my grandfather, or I couldn't leave the house. >> Anyhow. Did you say that? So, no matter
14:18 where my grandfather was, I had to say goodbye. And so, my grandma's like, "Oh, I think, you know, grandpa's in the back room." With his model train. in the door, and we see grandpa on the computer, and there's a picture of a chick >> train and her ass and I wish. I wish it was just like Thomas the Tank Engine. Sick ████ I really wish. But no, it was this chick uh just bent all the way over like she's reaching for like a ████ little quarter. Yeah. And her ass is up, and he's just like he's like, "Oh, god damn. Oh, ████ Oh, um oh ████ Steven, um" And then me >> to play with some trains. So, me and So, my sister went first, she's the oldest. Then I went second, and we all just individually hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek and said bye. While there was a chick bent on the computer screen. You guys committed? What are you going to do? You're going to call him out? He's I'm I'm not going to call my grandfather out. So, So, we all just
15:08 took turns and like, "Okay, love you, grandpa. Bye." And then we all just sat in the van on the way home, and we're like, "That was ████ up. That was ████ crazy." But yeah, so so when I talk about this, He's got a little bit of experience. You're right. So, I I do I think my a little kinky and he like trains, but it didn't hurt nobody. I think this guy had I think this guy >> He's trying to run a train, bro. You know what I mean? Oh. >> been watching the the surprise happy birthdays in the Philippines where the guy's jerking off all the time? Yeah. >> Yeah. Which one's that? It's just a series of people going surprise birthday like to people and then there's just a guy jerking off every single time. And you're watching this all the time? >> a running bit. It's like a joke. You know the whole like scene of like everyone's like happy birthday bringing a cake and the guy's oh ████ So, then it got viral, so now they're all doing it. Oh.
15:59 >> So, they have like different ones where like stuff happens, yeah. It's like the concert meme with the like oh no, we're we're together. We're not supposed to be. But, I think it's real. Like they're like oh ████ I think he's jerking off right now, so they grab a cake and then they go happy birthday and he's like oh ████ and he's got a boner and everything. >> The Philippines just received American Pie 1 and now they're catching on. They're getting it. That makes sense. Good one. Hit.
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