0:00 [Music] oh you guys are going to be real sorry you left California yep these guys are we're getting a sweet New Deal on water tell them really tell them Ryan probably from Nevada nope even better so I can't run my sprinklers Asic ocean California is going to be the first uh well California and Colorado Cuz Colorado knows what's up too there's going to be a new deal where we are going to be the first two states to be able to turn sewage back into drinking water let's go boys we're up California's up like that Bill Gates video where he like he s████ into a [Laughter] bucket that cup of water a cup of water at the end of it nous they they like they it's like s████ into a bucket and then like they have it go through this
0:50 system and then he like oh M delicious at theend I don't buy it for one second yeah that's the it's the thing it's the um they call it people calling it toilet to tap but then like the the water comes sound no no no that's not they're calling it that like to make fun of it the state is like guys stop calling it that they're like stop calling toilet hey have you guys heard of farm a table well we got toilet to tap yeah if they're smart they'll say it's NASA technology yeah but it's but then but get this the deputy director of California's division of drinking water said quite honestly it'll be the cleanest drinking one around course is going to say that we already do toilet to tap in California it's literally already toilet to tap in California by the way what's that it's already toilet to tap and then yeah they're just
1:40 rebranding it toilet to tap the astronauts can take a ████ yeah yeah it Cycles it through a system and turns it into ████ tank all you got to do is get a reverse osmosis orange B it goes um it gets it is bubbled with ozone chewed by bacteria filtered through activated carbon pushed at High pressures through reverse osmosis membranes multiple times cleansed with an oxidizer beat like hydrogen peroxide and beamed with high-intensity UV light which I know that's what they use and then they re and then they readminister the calcium to it and then and then it's filtered on top of that so it's actually cleaner than regular clean water I'm telling you the reverse osmosis is a good technology let me tell they better have a three stage filter if they don't have a three stage filter whenever I watched OG
2:30 Cosner Water World intro the intro is yeah he pees in the thing and it goes through a ████ mouse trap machine and it turns into the water drinks it I was like I do want to try that one we have one at the gym we have reverse osmosis you pe in the tank I drank that water it's it's the best water you ever ████ drank right did you pee in the tank no but it's not the best in you know our treatment plants oh you got me like our sewage treatment plants and all that like they clean it and then they release that back into the ocean so all they're going to do is not releasee it into the ocean they're just going to bring it through another filter and bring it right back in well they're increasing the amount of filtration and treatment that it wouldn't be like a normal water treatment it's it's going through like I think that only does like 70% cuz we got bad tap water in californ don't we well we're about to have bad ass St look in Dune the fman devised
3:22 this unique technique on their bodysuits where sweat and Ur or whatever turns into some ████ and goes into ████ T Timothy sham cute ass little face into his nose boy and then you can just recycle that now I I lowkey do and can believe in a system where personal sewage can turn into drinking water that I would consume generic sewage water from like the whole city and we got to trust that I don't know about that science cuz isn't the pipes all ████ up isn't that what it really is I'm also like let California and Colorado test it out see how those fools like it in 5 years the rest of the states can see uh you sound jealous you sound like Chinese bullet train Theory you know what's crazy is like there isn't any there isn't like water news coming out of Nevada news they have no ████ water news no you
4:12 know why you guys are just ████ you know why cuz we actually sell our water to ████ California Yeah we actually own the water and we claim to have a Water Crisis you guys are the desert we have we tell people that we have a Water Crisis we I'm a local you can't we sell it to California then we tell locals you can't water your own ████ you got to get golf CRA own the water you you guys just sound bitter that you're not going to receive money for that water anymore yeah cuz we're going to get money D cuz you're going to drink out of your own ass so we can forget this one it's not my ass it's everyone else's okay get you know what's funny you know Hawaii is a Tropical Paradise with a lot of rain y but they'll be having water shortages really what about what's the bottled water from Hawaii what is that called because they have a couple is it cuz Islanders are so big there they Dr too much is it cuz they don't have a desalination plant no ████ I mean good Lord why do we love science so
5:02 much yeah exactly by the way when the when the California state of California is ████ with JK does that get you rock hard and you ████ can't even can't even touch your dick cuz it's so hard cuz if you touch it it's going to explode dude it's going to explode yeah yeah you're going to ████ filter that explosion I ride harder for California than I do ████ for anything else okay can't put a price on he's Pasadena bias come on Trad bias so the project will be completed by 2032 so you got a little bit of time to come back yeah yeah maybe you guys could about you guys can sell your property and come back H I'm looking forward to a JK day where Nick's not here and we're like there's a triple homicide in Pasadena where's Dick ah let's not talking about it we don't really know that guy anymore finally pushed too hard by actually the first phase is going to
5:55 is expected to produce 115 million gallons of recycled water per day I'm not a water guy a lot of gallons you going to drink that Kaka water can I be optimistic yes please no I ████ hope it works thanks dude back can I be Co can I can I be even more optimistic ████ mytic works really well double on Tandra can I be even more optimistic why don't we just start with desalination no no no no cuz like uh yeah I was lectured by a bunch of Californians about this it's really expensive so there it is yeah it cost too much NE degrass Tyson said so dude it's ████ hard to get if you don't know how to get salt out of water but you know how to take dookie out of water that doesn't make any ████ Rises to the top that's the thing he knows get yeah I'm like you're
6:46 like oh it's so hard to get the salt out but I know how to take ████ dookie and Taco Bell out of it no because environmentalist said that it's going to lower the sea level and endanger certain animals yeah oh it'll lower the sea level brother I've been look Brer Brer I have you ever look at that picture of ████ the Statue of Liberty from 100 years ago where it's all where do you see the waterline and it's the exact goddamn same ████ today and also if you look at Dubai and you look at the waterline it's the exact goddamn same ████ for like 40 years the ice is melting I know so the sea level is lowering and the ice is melting it actually is like a good thing to it'll help that it'll it'll balance out I thought you going to say the Statue of Liberty from ████ Independence dayward in the water no no but but there's no difference in the water line and I guess that's cheaper to to clean the poop than to
7:36 just have a more efficient water catchment system cuz a water catchment Sy system more micronutrients cuz we we have hella rain right but then it doesn't um California flushed it all remember yeah I mean we chose to flush we flushed it to the Sea instead of used it cuz we don't have a good catchment system yeah that's what it is and we still don't want one so yeah notion is too expensive so we'll just let all this rain water Go free dud I've seen I I've seen guys in the woods where they take these bags and then they get the dirty water they filter it out it's IL legal you can't do that what it's toxic plastic they could do it they could do it I could get the sand I mean I could get the salt out of the water but I don't know how to get the water and not the S salt like when I when I when I make salt yeah yeah you evaporate you evaporate the you're making it's a
8:27 great way to save time you know make yourself I spend so much money on so every year that's really genius Morton you'll save about 68 cents for a bottle like that big SE Sal that's good sea salt has too much microplastic so you got to make your own salt that hey I heard those are in our balls we have it all I feel like California is the type of state where if they started doing desalination there would be like way more votes for re salination like after that we go who the ████ voted for that cuz it'll be like keep our ocean ocean yeah something stop taking from the ocean stop taking from the ocean T of the earth you it has a history of drowning itself keep our ocean Wan put the poop back in the water yeah isn't that funny though there's more water that's constantly being fed to the Ocean than we could ever take out but that's good you should always give back put it
9:18 back in give to no caring credits carving credits no no no whoopy Goldberg told me in the 1990s that uh and the Ninja Turtles told me too that we're probably going to run out of water and the the whales are going to be flopping on the beach remember we were in a drought for like 10 15 years and then it took like one season of heavy rain to like recover the ████ out of us last year we need to that just like that one night of heavy rain in Dubai yeah you know everybody was saying at that time when it was raining hard was like yeah rain's awful but we definitely need it everyone would say that like shut the ████ up by the way up Dubai bahin all these places guess what they're surrounded by desalination plants because that's how they ████ feed all the plants that they have who's going to pay for it we don't have any print money for everything else oh we got to give it to Ukraine we can't ████ build the salination pl sorry can't it man go ████ yourself California it's cuz we don't got oil money like
10:08 them we can't afford it cuz we're too busy making guys look you jealous damn you got me
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