0:00 [Music] how many of you guys uh have a nintendo switch i have one all right oh you guys want to link up let's play them for animal crosstalk i'm stuck in ps5 mode right now but sure oh yeah you have a ps5 yeah i forgot about that that was when i got kovid oh where'd you put it i haven't seen your ps5 it's uh in right next to my tv it looks like you're making something up right now you're a ████ liar that mannerism right there one person at this table that lies all the time i'll let you guess which one it is at that table it ain't swinging joke this guy yeah you look like a pure worker but you don't work at the pierce nope i think between me and you you're like you're a worker yep you're no you're a fraud man everyone knows you're too cool to be a peer worker you know yeah you know you're a long shoreman yeah you're too stylish to do that ████ man
0:50 long johns all right well for those of you guys who have nintendo switches i don't i don't know if you knew this but there was a a way you could hack your switch do you remember that you could hack it to play like pretty much oh yeah really yeah i thought you could hack it to play with the japanese versions of games there's that you must be able to deal with the psp you could also play a game exactly yeah so basically somebody developed a little did you say exactly yeah he did and it was not it was fine was that a pun over like something i wasn't aware of that really struck a chord with you the best part is that we still opened up on you why it's too easy anyway you can uh you could hack your switch to play all these pirated games uh the guy who was responsible for creating that uh he was caught a while back
1:40 they finally got he's a canadian dude they had to go to the dominican republic to catch him oh ████ so he and it just so happens his name's gary bowser what if the manhunt is over that's ty ████ the detective that got him is mario so he was only one guy uh like uh among a company of dudes that were making these chips and selling them and uh they were only able to catch him the other two guys are like in countries different countries that they don't believe they'll be able to get him because the countries won't extradite him but they got this guy and obviously when that happens you try to make an example out of the guy that you did catch and because of that the us government is seeking a five-year prison sentence for this hacker gary bowser in addition to a 14.5 million
2:31 dollar fine he already agreed to pay what about the ████ main cabinets dude main cabinets are sick well i mean i don't want that to happen yeah yeah they're licensed my buddy actually i actually love your main camera thank you and he's gonna take it out already man we just got it come on my buddy and his brother was one of the first people to license all those games okay and then um he he he actually has you know those consoles like if you buy a nintendo throwback right and then all the games of nintendo's in those it's like 30 of them it's not all of them yeah it's not it's nowhere near what 34. but there's one of them that has hundreds of like if it's a sega genesis one or the soldier boy one probably once they sell at the kiosk at the mall those ones no no the they're just they're distribution remember whatever happened with that i think i
3:22 think it went under yeah what's the soldier boy console throwing it on console man yeah it's called soldier we talked about north korea yeah oh really yeah yeah yeah he forgot tanked but yeah so the one that you're talking about is legal yeah because they they were the first to license that stuff dude he made ████ crazy money on it but like when you started seeing all the throwback games all in one console that was their company have you guys ever had a pirated like console or anything like that or like a black fox girl china friends rat you out [Laughter] do you remember the i was just talking about man the the japanese nintendo where if you ████ nail filed the side you could play uh super nintendo games and ████ or like i didn't know about that famicom it was like top loading or yeah something like that dude growing up my dad he would go to china sometimes so he bought a ps2 in china and it was pirated so you buy all these
4:13 pirated games bring it back and we would have all these crazy cheap games that we weren't able to play in the us but the playstation would work like half the time it just would like you it would sometimes when it worked you'd be like oh ████ i get to play all these games but then most of the time it was a total ████ complete piece do you guys remember pokemon stadium yeah dude so when that game came out it actually came out like i think 10 months before in japan and so my dad went to like this store in l.a that had like japanese imported games he actually brought home like this little converter thing and the game so we were able to play pokemon snap but in japanese it was the most confusing ████ ever because all of it has to be like you gotta get yeah i was like stressed out kid i was like and the name puns just weren't hitting with you i was like i don't know how to use solar beam how do i use sword which one is it it's a guessing game at that point yeah it was really hard and i was always jealous of my chinese friends because they had all the ████ bootleg
5:03 ████ dude like stuff was dope it didn't make a difference to kids man back then and it was it was funny too because you could you could put your um game boy like pokedex into the the nintendo 64 cartridge but then it was like i was seeing my venusaur in the game yeah even though it was just the same sprite every other kid saw but i was like that's mine it's his name it's my being short he's the level that i've gone to it's true though it is the level you want to yeah i did earn them but yeah this uh so the the grounds for that lawsuit they're basically gonna you know any time that you uh mess with intellectual property of anything tech they have a really great way of calculating the what the loss is on their end for that you know what i mean so if you think of that like anything that he pirate or all the possible people that might have used this chip and played pirated games they're just going to total all that up the way that napster got hit when people
5:55 downloaded music you know so um yeah but then this guy bowser he only claims that he made 320 000 over the seven years that he was uh doing this yet his fine is just like astronomical how the hell is he supposed to pay stuff like that i don't believe him though he probably won't yeah especially if he's a canadian dude who now lives in the dominican republic and his two other accomplices are in other countries with no extradition how much did he put into crypto that's well true maybe if he's a tech dude yeah but he's yeah he's a 50 he's a 51 year old guy and yeah he was arrested yeah and he's in his 50s so he's had time to do this plus plus he's agreed to the 14 million dollar fine that's true if he only made 300 000 and he's agreeing to 14 million fool's balling somehow he's balling somewhere for sure but nintendo's definitely not the company to mess with they're like the hardest when it comes
6:46 to coming after their ip street making it really ████ hard for streamers yep can't even do it in terms of you guys see the history of nintendo it's pretty gangster they were a gambling den the card the cinco was like chickens right there was like little playing cards and ████ like that gambling all that and it came into ████ this whole video game empire shigeru miyamoto is like a ████ genius though like the fact that he came up with mario he came up with ████ zelda he came up with like samus and all that ████ the framework of all games today just like all of it wasn't he like a janitor or some ████ um he was like a low-level dude in the in the game in the uh in the company and he just kept saying like no we got to try these other games because they were trying to compete with pong and then the top heads were like now we gotta we gotta do this ████ to make our own he's like a good will hunting janitor where they just left the board
7:36 out and he solves the math formula best characters through a plumber who did this she plumbers yeah so uh he's up for a lot of ████ in his life this guy but it sucks because most of the time when people figure things out like this like the switch is notoriously difficult to crack and the guy did it and uh so he should get paid for it yeah exactly sometimes you're hoping they'll just hire the dude that's what usually happens right when a hacker like hacks the thing they get that's like whoa that's a great resume come over to the company i think that's the smart thing to do yeah right that's what uh that's what the the tarot blockchain was doing right where they were like willing to pay a million dollars to any hacker who could find a bug in their protocols because they wanted to be you know hacker proof yeah then you basically just turn them into a white hat just exactly in one day you host a hackathon you you book a house in miami you have everybody come out they all sit there really they all sit there with laptops
8:26 and like just ████ chill together people are in town in la this week for both an ethereum and a solana blockchain hackathon no way so it's a refinement and somebody successfully hacked solana because ████ 230 million dollars got taken out of wormhole the other day yeah that's crazy crazy yeah so the federal court's going to figure out how much time he has to do uh people are really trying to advocate for me do less because five years i mean that that's a pretty long sentence for something that's non-violent i guess it's more of like a corporate crime and there's a lot of big-ass ████ going on the world people are not even getting close to that uh but yeah his his uh 14.5 million dollar uh payout is actually 4.5 million is his actual fine for what he did going to the federal the 10 million is going straight to nintendo as a civil lawsuit would you rather if it was one or the other pay 14.5 million or do five years in
9:16 prison i don't even got 14 million five years i would just honestly take the fine and just default on my ████ payment like everybody else ████ does well no they don't bail you out though they don't be able to like us out sorry oh damn like us no we don't get bailed out can i still buy this guy's a rig you can actually i can't yeah but that's not you i don't even know if you can legally even it's like one of those things where like the so the um like nintendo made it so that if you even talk about where to find an illegal game file on a website your whole site could be just taken down they could sue you for that they could sue you for even naming the source i got a question this has a hacker right yeah i just use a vpn duh and that brings us to our ad he's a ████ idiot [Music]
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