0:00 I know. He's probably like, "Hold up, hold up. Oh, my key." The Okay. Okay. Oh, the the ring. >> Tomorrow's gonna be a big day. >> Yeah. >> Tomorrow. Hey, make sure you wear that dress tomorrow. Remember that dress. Make sure there's nothing else on your finger tomorrow. >> Okay. Today we are rating the best and worst ways we found out our friends or family were pregnant. Huh? >> Cuz I wonder if this video is going before or after that. >> Probably before. >> Okay. >> Huh. >> So, yeah. >> Best or worse? >> Best or worse? Like S tier all the way down to F tier. Yeah. Hm. >> So, I I'll tell you right now, my buddy
0:50 Mormon, who you guys know across the street from me, poker guy. He um so he he just got pregnant with his uh girlfriend. >> Oh, nice. >> Yeah. And u >> first one. >> How was that? >> First baby. >> His first baby. It'll be her second baby. Um she has like a like a I want to say he's nine. Really cute kid named Sebastian. Right. So Mormon uh how do I how do I describe Mormon? Love him. He's the best. But he is not a handy person >> like like like with fixing stuff. >> He doesn't have tools. >> He doesn't even have like basic guy stuff that you would have like a screwdriver. >> Yeah. >> Like he doesn't even have that. >> What? >> Yeah. So I'm used to me me and my buddy uh Ryan. >> He's British. >> He's British. Yeah. >> It'll fix anything. >> Yeah. me, right?
1:40 >> Not even her teeth, >> right? So, me and my buddy who um lives next door to me, Ryan, he has we both have the tools that Mormon borrows from us all the time. So, one day, uh Mormon comes to the door with uh Sebastian, right? The little um nine-year-old. >> Nine-year-old. Yeah. >> Yeah. And he's like, "Hey, uh hey, Steve, what's up?" And they and uh can I borrow a screwdriver? And before uh I could even say sure thing, Sebastian goes, "Steve, I'm going to be a big brother." And Mormon and Mormon like turns immediately pale white. And he's already a big time whitey, right? He's a huge time whitey. He's ████ from ████ England. They don't even have the sun over there. >> Look at stupid ass kids. >> He turns completely white and he's just like, "You're I said you're not supposed to tell him. I was going to tell him at Americana tomorrow." And like in a
2:30 British accent, oi o and ████ like that, you know? And then uh and then Sebastian's just like, "Oh, like oops." Basically. And then I was like, "Dude, that's tight. Hell yeah. That's sick." And then so I was like, "Wait, you were going to tell me tomorrow at Americana?" He's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's why I asked if you were free tomorrow for Americana." I was like, "So you weren't going to tell me right now?" He's like, "No." And I was like, "Sbastian's wearing a shirt right now that says future big brother." And he's like, "How is he going to like >> he's like like I was about to find out anyway, brother." Like the kid blurted it out instantly anyway, but I was about to find out within like 2 minutes of you being over here and me looking for a screwdriver real quick. So yeah, >> that's funny. >> So then the cat was out of the bag and then Mormon had to tell everybody, >> "Did you guys still go to Americana?"
3:20 >> We still went to Americana. Yeah. To celebrate it. But yeah, >> kids will say whatever the ████ on their mind though, >> right? That's That's a cute way to find out though. >> It was pretty cute. >> That is actually more memorable than others. Yeah. >> Like I remember um when my sister my sister had the her first kid of three uh I didn't realize it until that she had like pulled out her cell phone to record my reaction. Uh and then like handed me this like envelope and inside was the ultrasound. So obviously when I like look up in shock she's got uh she did that to everybody in our family and like her closest friend. So, she's just got like this like snapshot of like everybody's like photo, you know, face. And I was like, "Oh, that's really really cool." But then the second kid comes around and it's just not as it's not as big a deal. And the third kid comes around, it's like really not as big a deal. >> Give a ████ anymore. Yeah. >> Um but by the time we got to the third
4:11 kid, um her two other kids came out and then one shirt said like big sister and the other one said big brother. And big sister, it's like you're like, "Oh yeah, of course she's a big sister. There's already a little brother." and see the little brother wear like a big brother. That's when me and my parents were like, "What? Like three? You're already crazy. Three is crazy." I don't even was I don't even think we were like like oh my god congratulations. It was like you're three. You wanted a third. >> Dang. >> Yeah. Yeah. Especially in the modern age. We don't just don't have as many kids as before. >> But the third one was a beautiful accident. They Yeah. They >> Oh, that's great. >> They weren't trying. And then right immediately after both of them go >> snipples >> both. Wow. >> Snippity doodles. >> Not even taking a chance. >> No, they cannot. >> Damn.
5:02 >> Happy about the third obviously by accident, but wasn't planned. So there can't be an unplanned fourth. >> Hey, that's a healthy uh sex life to have then. >> Hey yo, >> think about it all the time. >> Maybe there's methodical. >> You know what's crazy is when the chicks when when you don't even tell them and chicks know. You know, chicks got that intuition >> where they can tell with other women. >> Yeah. They'll just be like hanging out, whatever. And then when the other chick leaves, I think she's pregnant. And you're like, "Wait, what the ████ What? What gave that away? The glow, the whatever this, the this." They just have this intuition and then like a month later they announce like, "I knew the whole time." >> Mhm. >> Damn. >> Yeah. It's crazy. >> I mean, there is there are those like really subtle differences like the >> I don't think guys know. It's the small changing of routine the like the like I'm going to drink less caffeine or suddenly I wanted this sweet. You know what I mean? It's like oh let me have
5:52 that dessert and then they just pick up on that ████ Guys are just like I'm just trying to get some tonight. You you know like >> Hannah gave me the most logical one though cuz I thought it was intuition. I was like yo you know I just found out. Yeah she I'll tell you what the big news is. And then she's like oh she's pregnant. And I'm like how did you know? Is it one of those women intuition? She goes, "No, it's about that age." Usually women are about that. If it's a big news, that's the biggest news. >> And I'm like, "God damn, you're logical." >> Why do they suck the fun out of everything though? >> You can't just like live action roleplay pretend like you don't know. >> Yeah. It's like h Yeah, it's your tax returns. Why? Cuz it's April. Everyone gets their tax returns back. Like I was going to tell you about this lump sum of money I got I'm so happy about. >> Like when I proposed to Nikki after the whole proposal thing was over, like we go back to the hotel and she's like, "I knew you're going to propose to me
6:42 today. I ████ knew you're going to propose to me today. I'm like, you got to ruin this ████ ████ You know, and apparently her mom even knew, which which is messed up cuz her dad was supposed to be the only person who knew. >> So he ████ told her. >> No. So So apparently she just has that that ████ thing. >> Oh yeah, she figured it out. >> Yeah, they could just sus. >> How do you know if it's that or if you were just really obvious? >> I know. He was probably like, "Hold up, hold up. Oh my key." Okay. Okay. Oh, the the ring. Tomorrow's going to be a big day. >> Yeah, >> tomorrow. Hey, make sure you wear that dress tomorrow. Remember that dress? >> Make sure there's nothing else on your finger tomorrow. Did you get your nails done? Did you get your nails done? I want >> the cameraman comes. >> He has a tripod. >> Why is there a cameraman the whole trip? We're just going to vlog. We're vlogging, you know. >> You know what's funny is I almost didn't
7:32 propose to her that night. We were in Hawaii and it was her birthday. >> Just out of spite, huh? >> No. So, so, >> so that night the Colts were the Colts were playing uh the Panthers >> and it was a really close game and we basically barely lost the game at the very end and I was like, "Oh no, is this like a gambler sign? Is this like >> I shouldn't do it tonight?" Like, is this a bad omen kind of thing. >> So, I thought about it for like an hour. I was like before cuz I I had the ring in my pocket, but I was like I could really do this anywhere in Hawaii. You could do this walking down the ████ street in Hawaii. It's beautiful everywhere, right? But I I decided to go for it. >> So >> nice. >> Worked out. But I was very like maybe not. And then that would have been like a hey, suck it Nikki's mom. Like you didn't know that ████ >> Yeah. >> I ████ suck so bad at keeping my own secrets. So ████ bad. Like if I if I like
8:23 >> Are you about to divulge one right now? >> No, it's just like let's say I buy something super cool for Gio's birthday or whatever >> and I have it all wrapped all ready to go. I'm like 2 3 weeks ahead. I have it hidden under the bed or something like that. just randomly were kicking it AND I'M LIKE, "OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. LOOK UNDERNEATH THE BED." And she's like, "What is it?" I'm like, "It's your birthday present. I can't do it. I can't do it." And she has no clues. It's not even her birthday. There's no reason to even feel like >> it's ████ like 3 weeks before. She was like, "All right." I was like, "You want to you want to wait? You want to wait 3 weeks?" >> She doesn't even unwrap it. Do you want to know what it is? >> Let me just tell you. Let me just tell you what it is. Cuz like mafia, you know, you just have this feeling. I'm like, I just want to tell you I'm the mafia. Kill me. I shouldn't be here. >> You're good at mafia, though. >> I hate it, though. I hate the feeling. >> I'm bad at it, too, man. >> So, it's like that. I'm like, I suck at
9:14 keeping secrets. It's my own. It's my own. >> That was the worst thing about having Nikki's ring for like a year. I had that thing for a year waiting cuz I knew we were going to Hawaii at the end of the year, but I got it in like January. >> So, there's no other point where she thought you would and you didn't. That was the only one time that her and her mom were like, "It's going to happen." I took her on a helicopter ride and we saw a bunch of rainbows and I think she thought I was going to do it and I was like nah the Colts lost earlier. No, I mean there was there was no there was no better time. I was like her birthday Hawaii. We already have it planned. >> Did you do you do it on her birthday? So then you can always remember both and you could just do >> I did it on her birthday so I didn't have to get her a birthday present. >> Oh, so it's just one present. I see. >> Yeah. SL smart. Yeah. Plus, I spent a lot on that ring, dude. I spent a lot on it. So, >> did you did how how did you like
10:04 secretly get the size and shape and design that she likes cuz that's all part of it, too. >> So, uh I wrote I every time she told me stuff like size or like her favorite flowers or like anything specific that I knew I probably wasn't going to remember, I wrote it down in my in my notes on my phone like a slick ████ Right. So, so, so I'd be like at the ring at a ring shop with her. This was like when we first got together. I was we were we went to like a Tiffany's or something and we were looking at stuff and I was and and she like goes to the lady and the lady like what's your ring size and she says like oh 7.5 and I was like >> wow >> I would just get the stretchy one universal size >> stretchy one >> that's class >> it's a good heirloom when it stretches so it fits on all the other grand kids >> and you know ████ gonna get fat so like their fingers gonna stretch
10:54 >> but the thing about Nikki's ring too is that I knew knew that this ████ is going to find it somehow. So, I was like, "Where's the one place in my house?" >> She go looking around the house. >> She She just like randomly decides to start like like doing like cleaning the whole house up, rummaging, and like I just want to get rid of stuff and you know how ████ are. >> She finds a wedding ring. >> So, that was I was worried about >> it's part of the intuition too, >> right? Like if I like sneak off to get Valentine a Valentine's Day flowers and I put her in a part of the house that like we don't usually do go or whatever, she's like, "What the why is that always like in that corner?" You know, and then she'll try to like, "Oh, let's go change the sheets in that bed." I'm like, "B████, why are you going over there for ████ flowers on your >> It's probably easy to spot with you because you probably have patterns, too." >> Cuz I'm so routine, too. Yeah. >> So, she's like, "That's a new thing you're doing." >> Yeah. >> So, I was like, "Where's the one place in the house she would never go into,
11:45 ever?" And I was like at the time, so I get pretty bad ingrown toenails and stuff like that. So I always I was dealing with one that was like pretty serious for like way too long. I I didn't want to go to the podiatrist because like I like to handle it myself, you know? I'm a real manager. And so I was I always had this toe bucket that I like this red bucket that I put like the the salt in and the water and then I would sit and I'd watch like sports and I would like have my my toe in there for like hours, right, while I'm working on this thing. So that was I had that toe bucket for like six months like while I'm working on that thing >> and I was like I'm just going to put the ring in the toe bucket cuz she thinks the toe bucket's so gross. >> Like she's never going to look in the toe bucket. So, it was just like on top of our fridge in this red bucket, open
12:35 air even. But I was like, "She's never looking in there ever." And she never did. >> Smart. >> Did you tell her that that's where you hit it? >> Hell yeah, I did it. I couldn't wait. >> But I'm like, Bart, like every day I just wanted to be like, "Oh, the ring's right there. It's ████ right there. >> Can't take it anymore. I'm going to tell you." >> She was busting my ████ balls for like months. She's like, "I'm just going to propose to you. I'm just going to ████ propose to you." And cuz she knows I would hate that. And so that's she's that's her busting my balls being like, "When are you going to propose, asshole?" And and and I was like, "I'm waiting for ████ November, ████ Like, we we already planned it." But so I would always look at that ring and just be like, "It's right there. You ████ contract thing.
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