0:00 I like seeing powerful independent chicks that like pow here's ████ boundaries ████ yeah yeah like I wouldn't need to have a further conversation like there's no more back and forth that needs to happen at that point so I like that and I also like death situations too huh what's your favorite okay [Music] welcome back to another very special episode of careful boys today we not only have Anthony Baptist but we got Geo in the house [Applause] when was the last time you were here dude I was here last week you don't remember I wasn't here last week I'm just kidding it's been a minute she was here a whole different hairstyle ago oh yeah yeah when Ken was doing the sexy Vietnamese uh oh dude it's pretty
0:50 sexy yeah it was really good it changed my mind I wasn't there that day but that was really funny because the video went up okay okay yeah Joe wasn't here oh man oh yeah that's right it was it it did pretty well dude people really resonated with Ken they agreed with you yeah no I was just like I I wasn't convinced until I saw it in the flesh and I'm like oh ████ can was the most Superior by far yeah he smoked us oh that's because you were like Vietnamese sound Goofy and then can did it and you're like I didn't know it could sound like that yeah he represented we're talking about your sexy Vietnamese voice no I was saying I like the Asian accent that Hawk has that's the one I was that's British she likes Hawks yeah and he convinced me oh I convinced her no Kan was sitting in your seat because you were gone and you left everyone hanging for like a whole month Anthony maybe like two months oh yeah because he did
1:41 the Asian Squad we weren't here to see it that's when we're trying to relive it we're at the yulin festival and you were in uh Festival did all my dogs say what's up and then they couldn't because they're dying oh my God who let the dog out yeah and then DMX came when he was alive they booked artists according to the Snoop Dogg he always performed the hate dog was a great dog he when he was alive ████ lit ass dog Festival I think that would make the yulin Dog Festival pop off a little more oh no I think it would help the sarcasm read a little better yeah and they had like a special like uh meet and greet with Michael Vick meet and greet Michael Vick dog con yeah yeah yeah dude he's got like a plastic table up and he's just signing
2:31 autographs Pitbulls and Parolees yeah Caesar Milan yeah like everyone from those might be competitors yeah I think they always have that like if you go to porn con they got ████ like Planned Parenthood and Jenna Jameson really yeah yeah you ever been I think Planned Parenthood is different Cesar Milan's more like if you're putting like I don't know picketing like Catholics outside but they're still there at Anime conventions you know it's one of the most shameful things I've ever said back in the early 2000s I told my friends that the hottest the place to see the hottest girls was Planned Parenthood Whittier
3:22 look up the Yelp reviews some of the best places to find a girl today is in the lobby of a clinic yeah what kind of Clinic a sex clip shortening Clinic STD clinic Planned Parenthood but then how do you what do you say about why you're there no you sit there and then you're just like you know just get my box checked you know okay you want to check it for me keep it casual keep be mysterious yeah because one you know that they're they're they're down to Thug that's why they're there yeah because you know they're reactive or maybe they were down ████ maybe this is like they're there because they're like it's no longer down to ████ for a while no but he's on to something because they're sad and they need someone to like Will Ferrell at funerals so happy oh that's probably way better yeah but in most cases they're there for Family Planning okay planning
4:12 to whether keep or destroy or it says destroy it's not really there they're not really there for herpes all day planned parenthood keeper destroy your family so what's your opening line to someone that you run into it you come here often that's a good question you gotta you gotta test the water yeah what if they say yes what's the follow-up if she's hot oh me too yeah and I'm like so what you in for what the ████ is it just like a prison yeah and then watch it in for yeah and if she goes oh you know like just be responsible doing my tests and getting condoms and you know being a very responsible sexual adult sexual active adult and I'll be like cool you like hamburgers second chapter that's act two and then
5:05 she's all like oh I love hamburgers I'm like where do you like hamburgers because like in and out and I'm like me too and I'm like maybe we can go hamburger sometime and then there's an In-N-Out joke that was in there but it's okay we can skip over oh wow Planned Parenthood yep I'm not very good what's your internet joke say it yeah do it no that's that's the point of the joke you announced that it was there but you don't say it that's true is that Chinese style is that a penetration joke move forward yes it was thank you Nick for explaining it to this doofus over here what were some of the places that you guys thought were good areas to find the hottest chicks the hottest ladies or not necessarily hot but just quality it's your Bart because I never saw any of those games being played he's like the bank don't do it don't do it because they have to talk to you bank tellers dude
5:56 they're the best I think that was mainly in my early 20s I think it was more of a dice roller you look like you roll the dice every day really no so it was more just like I didn't have a place I think it was more about myself building up my own confidence so if I had an urge I just had to go up and talk to someone see how ████ boring that ████ is you see that ████ that's what I that was I was trying to open up and then it's interesting I'm on team Geo I was like come on dude it's a little irony coming from here but I like it but you see like why I had to make all the moves that's cool oh you did make all the moves yeah check it out patreon do you remember the first move you made
6:47 on them where you're like I'm gonna get this Muffler yeah like so we were texting back and forth a lot that it was like it went beyond friends where I was like okay this ████ is not gonna say ████ I'm like all right I don't like to hold things I just want to see where we're going so I was like hey I've been thinking about you a lot first one check it out of the friend zone yeah that is do you think the whole time he was like man Geo is like really good at conversations and ████ man like I she's like one of like the coolest friends she might even be my new best friend and then like later you're like you know what I've been thinking about YouTube and then he's like man what a cool person and then later like you have to really be in his face butt ass naked and he goes oh it's like that so you know the whole story sorry you know the whole what was your reaction to her saying I've been thinking about you that's really sweet I was like oh I've been
7:38 thinking about you too literally what he said give me a text that's the exact same reaction he had like before cameras rolled and she was like he looks hot he literally went old phones were like every number had three letters yeah so you had to go yeah it was like that the good old days so then after that was his opportunity to be like all right let's settle the score here let's see where we take this nothing we never said the word score I know I'm just trying to I'm just trying to score yeah yeah it's conceptual oh you missed that one but I do I do remember exactly where I was when this is happening because this was during Christmas break because I was staying at Joe's house and then oh yeah why when you live right here I was at UCLA now you're asking
8:28 he's like what are you ████ idiot 20 years later yeah why did you do this I was living at Joe's house that's true so we could bulk like do JK stuff like shoot send out shirts and all that stuff and then I remember uh back then you were still talking on AIM so I couldn't wait to talk to her and I'm like joking along just like a log in gonna have to use his computer because that was the monitor that I was like this still so I could log in to go talk to her I'm done I would log out and then Joe would log back in on his aim and then he would keep talking yeah you have to share a computer damn that's funny I do remember that but then when you told me it was after you guys went snowboarding and then you told me or something that's the start of it yeah yeah you guys went snowboarding as platonic friends super platonic and there were supposed to be a lot more people with us and then they all flaked
9:18 oh is that when it started yeah so when you told them was after yeah that's when we started talking yeah because like we were always friends and like we didn't like each other and like I didn't see him like that he didn't see me like that and then all the friends bailed on us and he just showed up at my house because he was picking everyone up and I was the one with the truck so I'm gonna throw snowboards in my car yeah and then I see what did you think [Laughter] yeah I remember like feeling like man it's gonna be so awkward I've never spent alone time with this guy ever and I'm like ████ I gotta talk to him ████ today's video is brought to you by Lumi
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11:54 over 40 percent off your Lumi starter pack when you visit Lumi deodorant.com and use the code OTR so like as all the friends were like canceling the why did he still think it was like a go because then we're gonna show up at my house no they all confirmed you know how like when you confirm to show up but then you end up don't show up that's like that I don't know about that because usually I say I don't show up when I don't show up but anyways they're Vietnamese like you and they just didn't show up I'm Chinese when it's convenient her house was the meeting place got it and they sat there and said where yeah we kept texting and like people were like after like three hours later that I woke up sorry I overslept yeah yeah ████ like that but they were already in the mountains saying they ████ bailed on us yeah it was like that good thing they did yeah good thing I wasn't invited because I would have gone you weren't invited probably not you were part of a
12:46 different like Circle at that time like you were still in it but not with those guys I had a lot of friends you love snowboarding too I know but they wouldn't invite me sometimes they do their own things so that was the joining of the circles at the time let's talk about that more like you not being invited how did that make you something happened it literally Joe we were all friends but then I was always treated like the extra friend that they weren't really friends with but they call me a homie and I was like if I'm a homie then how come when you guys have all these events you don't always invite me it's only selectively ████ tell them but I also remember back in the day I had a lot of ████ friends and I was always there you had a ████ I know so they probably were like oh they already knew my plans so they didn't bother but like I just don't like that they didn't invite me just ask right just ████ ask did you feel hurt
13:36 by them yeah yeah I did Joe had was in a bunch of circles for you to will you guys take the snowboarding now yeah can we all go somewhere we go snowboarding now just the three of you maybe me and him yeah she doesn't like snowboarding so it's just me and him usually she doesn't even like story but she yeah let me just test the world so when you guys went just the two of you were there any moments where you no no breakthrough moments he just took off down the hill and you were just we didn't even make it that's the thing on the way up to Big Bear we didn't make it yeah they started making out so hard we made it uh we made it at the end and then your truck got stuck or some ████ or was one second time convenient yeah so what happened was we were going on our way to Big Bear and then a snowstorm came and then it
14:26 and then so all the cars you know it's like a two-way street like one way up one way down so everyone have to turn their ignition off because that's how stuck you were so we were stuck in my car for four hours isn't that Danger where'd you guys pee I didn't need to pee inside the truck I think maybe at that point I was feeling butterflies and I didn't even know it oh yeah I get nervous I want to pee more than you maybe I wasn't nervous then maybe there were no butterflies until after huh maybe so that you guys when waited for the snowstorm you just did a u-turn you said I think we just went back home the first time I know we we we went nightboarding a little bit yeah it was night boarding week snowboarded and
15:16 then we took off when did you consciously decide that you were interested in him like that I think my mind was really so like I think we're all this way where once you're a homie like you're in that Circle so there's no sexual feeling attraction nothing at all okay we locked eyes and I'm looking at Ryan and look at all you guys Nick's like the JK doorknob everyone got a turn already oh ████ maybe you should keep that down low hey bro that one's really good I'm not that easy so like yeah um I think we in my brain we were still friends and I'm like oh this this friend is like really friend now like cool like I don't want to talk to my other friends as much as I want to talk to this friend oh that's cool so I think my brain just kept fighting the
16:06 fact that I like was feeling something for him so there's a way out of the friend zone yeah for wrong yeah well for I guess each way right because he didn't like me like that either from like a semi superficial level is he like your type uh he's very much my type superficial level he's surprised look how surprised he is yeah I can't tell if you like that or not yeah I always thought you told me I was ugly what you said that uh ████ around oh okay um well that's what I've been memorizing the last 10 years because I like like it literal you think Bart's handsome I do I really do think he sounds um I like very athletic build bodies they show them yes I like very athletic I like very like stand up back straight type of dudes yes don't slouch bar yeah be sexy for
16:56 her she is doing that ever but yeah he's my type for sure that's romantic other than the fact that if this doesn't make the first move but that was his game you ████ hit on me but it's like that's a good tragedy you ended up chasing him I did I I hunted him down climbed that mountain I did even I thought you guys were friends when when I remember you like didn't make it public that you guys were together yeah and I was like what a cool friendship because I really didn't know I really thought all you guys all you guys just like homies it was like but you know what it kind of worked out really nice how professional they were is because a lot of guys would just probably want to hit on Jill but they end up somehow collaborating with JK and
17:46 being our friends oh so they should that's awesome I didn't know that storyline yeah I didn't either I had no freaking idea two parts like it either but then it would never make you uncomfortable that like so size like kind of chatted up with you on set between takes I don't think Bart gets uncomfortable when he knows he knows I don't care either like I'm not gonna reciprocate it I'm not very like jealous like that what makes you jealous is there anything there was a big guy that was hitting on Geo in Santa Monica and he was laughing about it I was so pissed he wouldn't step in to save me was it was it at a step in point no it was like uh we were walking he kept following me trying to talk to me and this guy kept flying actually walked away because we're all
18:36 walking as a group I was like please opposite fishing yeah and then I was like this black dude he was like started going like this so as he was coming this way I saw you know he speaks I started walking that way oh okay I don't want to have to do it all the time she likes seeing you walk away too that's super hot yeah she's like I gotta chase him no I didn't like that so would you what did you do I like seeing independent chicks you know I don't like seeing chicks I'm used to abg's where it's like ████ gangs just have straight up rumbles and shoot each other because they started some ████ so I like it I like feeling feminine time to time I don't like it when the girl is like I can't do anything about it you
19:26 know I like seeing chicks I like seeing like boss chicks like pow get out of here and I'm like that's tight I want to hid behind the bench too what was your answer if he's in the room right looks like you guys are like on set and a dude is literally asking you so you seen anybody or what like what was your verbal answer to that because you can't say no right um and like he's with an earshot do you have this clever way of phrasing it so that it's like a yes but a no yeah absolutely like that's easy how what would you say I would say yeah oh you'd say that you are seeing someone and then they're like what does he look like really is [Laughter] the third question is is he in this room yeah so at this point I know what the intentions are and I don't even want to
20:16 take it further than that right so if he asks a follow-up question like that I'd be like no dude I'm really not interested and I would just probably leave and that's hot and I like I like and I like observing that's the kind of stuff and your eyes are like this Bart's chubbed up right now you can't see yeah he's a little I like seeing yeah he's sitting cross-legged yeah yeah I like seeing powerful independent chicks that like pow here's ████ boundaries ████ yeah yeah like I wouldn't need to have a further conversation like there's no more back and forth that needs to happen at that point so I like that and I also like death situations too huh what's your favorite okay okay so like you know like the the dude that was like spitting game at yeah Santa Monica like it he doesn't call for death if he's just hitting on her yeah but if he keeps going and then come on [Music]
21:11 yeah you know for me I'm like that's win-win I get to see her in action pow pow but then if someone is like yo come on then I'm like oh it's death time this guy's so like when I have a person so I have a purse right and then I'll leave it on the chair and I'm like hey I'll be right back I'm gonna go to the restroom can you watch it yeah and then instead of even grabbing it and putting it close to him he'll like leave it where it is far away and he goes I hope somebody takes it and then Park goals Behind the Chair and wait give time yeah that must have felt kind of funny then because I feel like I'm sure there's times when I may have said to you dude your friend Bart is really cool
22:03 maybe I think like I could feel most girls can feel when a guy is trying to like make moves yeah you know I never felt that from like any of you guys um we're gay we're honestly too gay so because of that we were able to develop a friendship but like other people you can feel it like you can feel like if what their intentions and it's really hot outside it's not even winter and he's going yeah so I think at that point if I start feeling it I'm like okay I need to start going in a different direction yeah I like your new Dora the Explorer hair I think [Laughter]
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