0:00 I don't know if Biden's gonna be able to last another debate dude they might sneeze and fall apart dude imagine if that was your grandpa yeah you know what I mean you'd be like dude like there's one through he's like this we're supposed to shake someone's head it goes like this and then the other guy's like bro I'm Secret Service like go that way [Music] so we're gonna talk about something as a blast from the past y'all didn't know we'd be talking about this again we're talking about nfts what are they coming back I'm making a comeback no they're hot oh they're not they're hot right now no it's probably what you could buy it now though when they're dead that's what you gotta do quickly you gotta buy them you gotta buy you gotta buy it what's up with like somebody's just come out with a ████ collection are you talking
0:50 about the the Trope ones you gotta stop reading articles so we can host and read the articles every single time you've been on a roll today dude I can't help it I got excited how much are board Apes now I think that was good at what I was gonna let me look it up yeah look at what happened with that market because if you are supposed to buy things when they're down we're supposed to buy it now how much are those ████ I mean she asked Andy he still got them can they get can they go any Downer though we've seen them go pretty damn yeah floor price right now 69 eth and 69 eth as well that sounds like a lot less than 100 000 maybe oh so it's still like what were they what were they before like half a million they could go up there I remember like I think Eminem was buying his for like 440 000 at the time you know what I mean it's still like 70 Grandpa you gotta stop buying ████ when they're hot dude that's a problem so
1:42 Donald Trump today launched the uh launched a collection of nft trading cards that claim to come with real life benefits for buyers including an invite to a Gala dinner Donald Trump did this WOW or even a meet and greet with the former U.S president um a lot of people are reacting to this obviously uh both positive and negative in weird ways they're selling for 99.00 piece on the polygon Network he officially announced this on his truth Social account sounds like a good deal and when you buy one too you enter into a sweepstakes to win certain perks is Apple going to come back on Twitter like did it he said he's not he said he's not oh he's not yeah I feel like his account is back so I think it's a good like marketing like you said right so he launched on truth and also he has to compete against DeSantis who's pretty much beating him in the polls right now so he's doing whatever it needs to get out yo what the ████ that's ████
2:32 hilarious Trump and obviously his glorious uh this is these are real photos of this physique by the way he's looking great nowadays guys he's in shape have you guys seen that dance video where he Moonwalks Is that real what no already sounds Facebook there's one where he's dancing you got to watch him damn he's like this guy moonwalking he's just dancing it's like is that dance video real you know how you know it's real if his butt looks the same like his body bro Trump dog dude Trump has a duck body he's got a battle last maybe they just superimpose his face on Christopher Walken's dance video yeah he's going oh that's why they should call him Donald Duck Trump because his body's in the shape of Donald Trump he does kind of like a duck I know what you mean like he hello he had a white in the middle he pulled you cannot hate on the guy
3:24 isn't he isn't he pretty tall too is he like no I don't know I just know he pulls like he he just digs pulling or pulling pull pull he pulls hot chicks yeah dude everyone of his wife everyone was a model except for the original one but the two wives the original one was rough yeah no I think it's because um he he owned he owned um the the Miss World Pat beauty pageant thing oh yeah that was his company oh it's a very Weinstein approach to it kind of probably yeah have you ever had any allegations regarding those things just Stormy Daniels oh yeah yeah that was the big one yeah yeah and then he sued her because it wasn't that NDA held up yeah so that ended with her being in the losing yeah because she broke an NDA damn he's a gay that's wild but you know you don't drink or nothing
4:14 you don't do ████ I think the only thing he's addicted to his ████ but even then you don't even know because I don't think Millennia is getting her pucking I don't think she's getting ████ right oh yeah why because there's all those clips of like Trump trying to hold her hand she goes get your ████ hand yeah walking down the ████ ████ if he was hitting around she'd like hold here it's like she's all like no I can't let him go his dick is too good where's Melania from for Slovakia or something they just don't do PDA out there that's all good yeah she's a presidential woman now she uh well she was she's like inappropriate I ████ you later nothing in front of public this is not Christian like there's all those footages where like they're sitting together and I will try to do like like that thing and she's like get the ████ away you know and then
5:05 that was the funniest compilation though there's no way Trump ████ well though you know like you think he's a generous lover no way he takes he takes bro he's not he's not giving you can use orange everywhere else he's that dude he's not doing Bart's technique with the fingernails on the thighs you don't do that that's a Bart original you think he's stealing you're moving hey that's a man-to-man technique though that's not a that's not for girls I don't think he's I don't think he even with these ████ hell no I think Biden eats everything else you yeah I think Biden I think Biden is probably a cunnilingus expert this is a very very important topic yes is he who eats ████ more Trump have you seen what Biden looked like when he was young that fool looks like all he did was eat ass he he's probably a giver somebody that
5:55 looks like all they did was eat it just wants to smell ████ that's true but you know if he wants to smell it he's probably gonna eat it what did I say about the guy I think he he looks like he smells it and he jacks off to it but he's like one of those like hey that's our president dude and then leaves yeah but I just got he was a handsome Feller back that's what I'm saying he's probably if you look at his younger years he looks he doesn't look the same guy he looks so different you guys don't think he's a handsome bro he was snorting ass I think it's because I've seen too many certain cheeks I'm ████ smelling children yeah he does smell he does he's a smeller yeah he sniffed that girl that little girl she was singing in choir he sniffed her yeah that's one right here yeah he's not
6:46 younger dude that's Better Call Saul this is Nicholas Cage this one yeah he's kind of oh that's handsome yeah bang bang right there black and white huh I liked it when Trump was cool like like when he was grabbing ████ and it was like pre-president Trump like The Apprentice Trump like when all the rappers all the rappers used to be like oh ████ Donald Trump he's cool he's one of us and then after he became president that there's that whole song like ████ Donald Trump ████ don't remember so it's like once you become president or political I think people hate you like same ████ happened to Arnold but Kodak Black ████ with Donald Trump he said he calls him his Gemini Twins and Kanye likes Donald Trump too Lil Wayne Kanye likes everything wrong though right I don't think Donald Trump likes him back though Kanye who's that Trump that is Trump that was
7:39 a good Christian boy he don't eat ████ look at that he just smell it no no that's Donald Trump he looks creepier bro he looks hella creepy damn that's crazy yo Donald I'm telling you man from if a man does not like drink or do drugs or anything his sexual style is vanilla too you think he doesn't eat ████ he ████ vomited after he did anal like come on yeah see he's not an intimate lover no no holding hands no I don't like any of that ████ inappropriate it's all gay to me I'm a man's man that's what I thought dude I keep my kisses blown yeah there's some distance between them
8:31 so can you imagine a couple they're like no no that lip touching ████ that's all we do what's crazy is uh there's definitely people that are going to Twitter now that are very obviously upset uh with the fact that this guy's doing nfts especially since back in 2009 he was the guy who was talking about how he didn't trust or like things like Bitcoin and crypto cryptocurrency I also think he's dropping ████ at the wrong time no but he's not dropping it I think to to sell anything he's dropping it to get his name out there because he's running for it yeah it's a market dude he does have a crazy fan base yeah right he does he might as well just come out with regular trading cards and that's probably gonna fund his campaign we go crazy over him to win up to win a sweepstakes to go to the gala but even his fans are mad about that because his fans are not nft type people nah one 99 bucks is definitely a lot more affordable but they sold out like the
9:22 first year really they sold out yeah they sold out already and he made 45 000 total nfts with a per buyer limit of 100. 35 000 45 000 45 000 each one of them was 50 bucks 100 bucks wow so how much is that is that for 450 let's see well that's good numbers that's chump change for a guy like Biden no no no no no each one's 100 bucks so 4.5 that's 4 million yeah 4.5 million that's good man well that's right it's not it's not 10 bucks it's more for the marketing too like I said because he's running for president you guys got to release some nfts but not everybody who buys that would necessarily vote for it and that's the thing some people do it for the memes yeah that's true it's not 100 meme man I'm down for someone to help me my ass because DeSantis is still ahead of them right in the polls yeah the Santa's got
10:12 no nmts not yet he's like the sensible Trump I like him people like the Santa's because it's like DeSantis isn't gonna split the country up but he's gonna do some ████ more like yeah yeah he's gonna be smarter instead of like who's the the santis on the other side is there one oh the Liberals yeah is there like news of Newsome Newsome the other two was like bashing each other right now so Newsome hasn't made an announcement but of course DeSantis has but he might I don't know if Biden's gonna be able to last another debate dude they might sneeze and fall apart that's just everyone's like I don't understand what you're saying anymore how old is he now it's like 600. they got him walking the wrong direction so many times dude imagine if that was your grandpa yeah you know what I mean you'd be like dude
11:02 like there's one through he's like this we're supposed to shake someone's hand it goes like this and then the other guy's like bro I'm Secret Service like go that way I just love that they never acknowledge like how did how do they never acknowledge that ████ I don't know what you're talking about right he starts smelling the Secret Service the only reason why I want Trump to make it to the end is I want to see him roast but I just want to see that interaction because all the other presidents aren't gonna ████ stoop to that level that's true yeah they're all gonna be like clean political they're gonna play it safe they're gonna be safe right but you ████ know that Trump is gonna go out there and call out that Cena ████ and he's gonna ████ bully him there yeah so I was like people no punches because it's crazy that's assault let's get Biden and ████ Trump all while and out ████ ████
11:54 freestyle that's where the presidential baseball that's where it should be yeah and the Nick Cannon's like yeah that was fire yeah while he holds his other kid yeah yeah yeah yeah kid number like 43 yeah dude baby mommy how do you see the the meme of him like when he does FaceTime with his kids it's just like a monitors oh yeah yeah it's like a zoom classroom call it's a zoom call it was hilarious you guys see Diddy's new Vietnamese chick yeah it's like what the hell that dude I know lucky girl man ████ what do you mean he has a girl from Vietnam no no she lives in Orange County but she's Vietnamese I was on the low low and she had a kid with her yeah [Music] I think that's out there to like kind of nullify her like hey he's not gay oh people are calling them gay oh they were or like because I think some some people release stuff about him being gay or bisexual I think that just it's like a you hold those bullets in your pocket you think okay here's a chick poop what
12:44 city was she from uh I don't know Garden Grove it's Orange County though because there's a guard girl he's still gay because you know she's the man in the relationship [Music]
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