0:00 [Music] so victoria's secret recently announced their uh very first what do you think i would say underwear i think i know very personal the very first secret angel oh g-string but with the space for a penis the very first i like that secret 2022 you get all options now yeah g-string with space for repeating like you know because it's usually a flat triangle right in the front but then now because we got lots of options there's a there's like a little 3d triangle they got like little doritos 3d yeah they got like crotchless panties you just put your dick through that oh if you want it covered it's it's that's just a banana hammock it sure is yeah
0:51 it's a sock so they uh cam was right they unveiled their first ever male ambassador for their gender-free clothing pink you guys remember that line pink yeah you know but who's the ambassador this guy better be famous yeah this guy but it's bret man rock is it no it's not oh good one it's not it's so good it's darren barnett you know him right oh yeah they're ████ they ████ up yeah they should got bretman why did they get bretman rob i know bretman would have fun he would have been perfect ████ this guy darren uh darren barnett he's an actor he's on uh never have i ever he's on american pie bro that's a drinking water wait he he's uh he's on loveheart he's the guy from loveheart with uh you know jimmy yang yeah and uh nino dobrev he's a he's in uh american pie not that one which one like the older one the other ones
1:45 that's the underwear that they're going to sell no it's not uh it's pink it's it's like their apparel he looks so sad to be the first man i don't know who he is i think they dropped the ball by not getting breakfast they're shorts and tank tops and ████ like that's their pajamas oh yeah yeah so he's going to be wearing those those that's baby tees and like sweatshirts sweatshirts oh is that does it look it looks kind of like it kind of dude that should look like the pacsun's cancelled samples i'm glad he's here yeah yeah yeah i don't know anyone more genderless than bretman yeah bro genderless yeah cause that fool was like um for wears a skirt and goes oh i needed some extra air today or something he's actually jacked he is guys he's athletic too my good start my girl was showing me his uh his coachella
2:35 outfits my god he's oh my god he's so lean and i was like dang dude this guy can pull off anything what do you think of the new pink line i got that scooter oh no that's the wallpad they had to do this whole news story just for this kind of a letdown right yeah like the humber on the left looks like she's wearing macy's like pajamas from macy's i feel like i get that ████ at ████ walmart bro yeah like actually walmart got more fire ████ parking lot of a kohl's where they got the clothes clothes from that's some clothes uh clothes vibe i feel like walmart got more fire ████ right now wow walmart got way more fire ████ what do you think of this one then look at that that's a third grade tie-dye project that's what you do that's like arts and crafts with your kid what do you think nick i don't like it not feeling it yeah if christian don't
3:25 like it he's the authority i have no opinion on fashion most of the time why did he roll up his sleeve like a condom wow are you supposed to roll him up like that yeah you be rolling your condoms up bro doesn't it look like it though it's the stylist oh you mean like when like okay i see what you mean how do you put on a condom cam he rolls it up he's like why are you even using them in the first place be an adult bro that's how i put it on oh man it's all like that because he's abstinent very cool very cool man they don't got a team for this stuff i love these roasts well it's like for a company as big as keeping a good the good ████ a secret for real man do you think that that's a good choice i thought they were coming out with the male lingerie debut and then he was gonna like be the star of it because i'm like that's more
4:15 bolder dude this stuff should have came out like eight years ago yeah it kind of looks out of date right it looks like they took a minute to roll it out like okay well let me show that were they going out of business too or something yeah victoria's secret i think so they were closing some stores yeah yeah you guys like this isn't it like yeah has it been being doing so is it are those like jean joggers coachella merch this is like one step away from bleaching a rock shirt [Laughter] god i like the socks i don't particularly like it but i also don't dress like also the like like the photos suck oh ████ like like they didn't pick they don't have there's no concept aren't they like dad style photos where it looks like a dad's taking them with this dead camera it's kind of lukewarm it
5:05 just looks like they took it on the sidewalk which they did true dad style photos the subject should be like flipping off the like ████ ████ you dad's not taking pictures of me i don't want you to take pictures of me whoever's taking the picture like his fingers like ████ reluctant pictures i like the idea of that i like the idea of a dead core photo shoot where even the photographer shoots it like that your finger that's on brand because even now going like this like if tyka's doing something cute i want to take a picture this was already like this like no paparazzi type of ████ yeah yo what kind of guys are they trying to market towards what do you think yeah we think lame guy losers bro what what state of america do you think that's targeting uh like they're
5:55 talk they're targeting a middle school in connecticut like that's a huge market dude there's so many middle schools the connecticut middle school kid is going to want to buy a victoria's secret pink their moms are going to buy for yeah is it like abercrombie very malcor like abercrombie or not it's probably the same does abercrombie even have a demo anymore are they still wrong i think they're making it they're trying to make it that that documentary really ████ singed them it's out right now the one about the racist stuff yeah they're racist they've been they've always had a netflix dog that just released where it's exposing their whole like employee handbook and like what like the guy they would just wanted white cheerleaders or something yeah who to hire who the demo is like what's not allowed what is allowed and
6:45 it's like all racist ████ oh but didn't they have some ████ like in our generation where the ceo was just saying like i don't want these ████ chinese people buying up all my ████ or like whatever and that's who was buying it all up chinese people for a little bit bro honestly be happy you're making money yeah seriously your clothes are selling be happy ████ like you're winning bro be racist if they're ruining your business yes you're literally winning dude you know when i was a kid i thought racism was cool because i was like i was like you're absolutely right no because i was like i'm in your country right i'm like treat me like ████ because when you come to my house i have the right to treat you like ████ too oh so did you invite any of those people over like racism i was like duh i mean you're i'm in your country of course you're gonna treat me like ████ that's how i thought as a kid that's kind of funny dude yeah well as a kid so you
7:35 didn't feel like this was your country no yeah so like as i was just like a minority right so like in junior high like let's say if i were to have heard that like they have their own handbook they only want white people working and i'm like duh it's an american store with american workers that's the most practical way to let that's how it system i thought i would have beauty i'm like you come to ████ my dad's like restaurant he's gonna kick your ass out yeah you know because abercrombie get it too yeah that was like what were you in high school during abercrombie's like reign of supremacy yeah so was i and i really did think that like and it was like a default acceptance like oh yeah that's like white cool white people go there yeah yeah yeah you're just kind of like like abercrombie and ████ because i never ████ work i have a comedy a ████ because i was like i don't shop there i go to ████ anchor blue ████ blue dude hey that's
8:26 true multiplayer yeah i think i went before when it was called miller's outpost yeah because one day i was like i'm not going to the swap meet no more i'm going to go get my t-shirts at miller's outpost that was the spot three jeans for ████ 25 but i wonder if that's if that's like a is that like a a thing that changes with time because i feel like when when we were in high school and it was like you would see a store that was so clearly for white people that you just didn't even think about you're just like okay that's not for me those stores didn't do good in this area back in those days hugo boss did good but i don't know i don't know what like what's the goal today is the goal today if you see another story that looks like it's geared for whites to go in there and be like where's all the asian ████ like what do people want now
9:16 oh yeah i think it's i think do they want them to change do they want to include something for everyone i think white's not in anymore i think every there's like a i think even with culture there's like seasons of coolness because in the 90s i feel like if it was white it wasn't even mainstream white it was like it was like grunge or it was like underground and like that kind of grimy culture because even like in hip-hop and like the stuff that was becoming mainstream was like street gritty ████ right because it's like it was like it's either you you you're into like you know like kind of like black culture like like ghetto stuff or like whatever's or like like the rock ████ right you didn't have many choices but then now i think it's the opposite i think it's not cool to be white at all it's actually like the it's like it's like cool to be so unique or indigenous or whatever
10:06 i think it's flipped because that's more ████ up because now other people that aren't a part of that culture they're profiting off of that style oh yeah you know the thing that did make me sad about abercrombie back in the day was that like it was very clear that all the guys that worked there were these good ████ looking white and black dudes and the only other you didn't see any like asians in there other than hot asian girls but there were never any asian dudes because it was very clear that they didn't think asian guys could sell like they didn't think that was the look but they had hella fine asian girls so then you looked at that and went ah damn like i'll never be like a good enough asian for that asian girl like she's obviously gonna default to like never got that because i just thought everyone in that store was full of ████ [Laughter] that's what i thought i thought they were like none of these i was like none of these fools they never
10:56 even committed a crime i'm like i wanna talk but there was definitely there was definitely that's what was interesting too is that like like it was still cool to be like a um i guess a peace loving good-looking white guy but it to be an edgy asian you had to be a ████ crime asian a crime that was the other identity yeah like you had these like rugby shirt wearing white dudes that girls still loved but asian guys weren't cool unless you were ████ santana yeah it wasn't enough to be clean and painful where you grew up though it's like different role models right because like in the south bay it was half and half like you were either like because there's a it's a huge skate and surf and extreme sport
11:46 culture so then like i grew up with a lot of japanese kids that did like either that or they were like nerdy or like they're into the hip-hop ████ like the ghetto stuff right or whatever because like the the neighborhood was um super black and japanese so then like a lot of the kids they they either grew up and gravitated because they they they hung out you know in that crowd or the the next city torrance in redondo beach that was more white and then they're more into skating and all that stuff and then so like when i came to the sgv it's all chinese kids right and none of them do sports like extreme sports they don't have a basketball league everybody's ████ doing batman some wacka ████ or they're hardcore ████ gang members so you're going to the gym and you see these tattooed buff-ass chinese gang
12:37 members and ████ and then like it's just a different world yeah no one's wearing everyone's wearing like raiders jerseys kings jerseys and no one's georgetown jerseys yeah no one's wearing that stuff at that time yeah so when i like you have asians dressing like cholos out here and ████ like it's different yeah when i walked by those stores in like high school i was just i just thought like it was oh they opened it up in the wrong place because i don't know anyone that's gonna buy this ████ that's true that ████ would work in the valley or something like if you had a store full of cortez's it'd be ████ sold out every single dude i remember in high school i remember like there was a there was it was a pretty wide demographic it was mostly like kind of some hood kids most of the time that was like most of the kids that went there but all like the hood black kids it started with them dressing like you know like bag of your clothes but then there was a point in time where there
13:27 was a transition where they started wearing abercrombie and like just like certain pieces yeah kinda kinda and like skinnier jeans and then that was like okay this is cool now and then the whole school kind of like started to to dress like that and then have pieces where they would wear like skinny jeans or they would start wearing like abercrombie hoodies every now and then but i remember like for me it was always i always thought like abercrombie was for like rich white kids that lived in like costa mesa or some ████ that's true because where i grew up i think any working class whether it's south bay sgv if you're in l.a right i think cholo skaters and then even like the black gangs and whatever that was all together it was very the style was really similar and that's considered what like streetwear everywhere everyone wore dickies everyone had a pair of chucks
14:17 everyone had some cortez scissors or something it's just they styled it differently like the mexicans would wear the socks and then the long shorts or whatever and then but everyone had flannels everyone had a web belt bandanas whatever it was whether you're white skater or whatever asian thug whatever um all the working class like you know we all dressed like we went to the ████ swap me to get our clothes yeah and then slawson yeah and it was just the rich kids that went to the mall and get like abercrombie or ████ and we just said you dressed white right yeah and that's that's one thing i was and that's why i think representation's actually a big ████ deal because like back then i i remember being jealous that like white people like or white guys that were good looking as a default could get by on just being good people yeah i was like ████ man like i want to just be a good dude too but like no i got to be
15:08 interesting yeah and i have a backstory a criminal what do you mean i'm just minding my own business you're a ████ that's why i give it up to like ████ gin the emcee like when he first was in rough riders and caused all that thing like seeing like bad or like kind of like edgy asians in media was like such a big ████ deal yeah it was cool [Music] oh [Music]
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