0:00 [Music] so in 2014 scientists recorded a mysterious noise coming out of the Mariana Trench wow yeah what was the noise probably a giant squid what do you think it's sound giant squid what the sound it was like like a cartoon a Squidward like a SpongeBob underwater hope this isn't a troll I want it to be something cool and epic it actually is cool and epic what what was it giant whale was it like a echo it was like a bubble sound yeah here's the sound itself ready let me know if you can't hear it exactly I know it probably has a took allig ax oh not listen
0:52 listen hear that what wa bro that wild it sounds it sounds alien it do Kaiju oh Godzilla in 2014 they recorded that and like I love this ████ they released it and like people were like oh it's aliens they're warning about an invasion um they're not warning they're invading thanks to AI they were able to uh figure out what it actually is dolphins thanks to AI now like 10 years later okay is it dolphin shifting of the tectonic plates yeah it's probably something semi that's really good but it's not it's it's a ████ it no because like I would have said that that's really like methane gas being released oh is it a giant squid very good no no that's that yeah yeah oh
1:45 so it turns out that uh it's a whale they thought it would be a whale song at first oh so they had like back then they had kind of predicted oh maybe it's a whale song from these whales but then as they studied it they were like oh those whales don't sound like that so it's actually a whale song from these whales yeah they were able to figure out it's from uh it's called Brides whale Brides whale have you ever heard of that we know bridezilla but it's a specific uh so the brides wh song frequency could sound like that because um the reason they didn't recognize it at first is because it's a different I guess like if whale songs were sentences it's a different phrase than they normally say which they realized could be a almost like a Marco Polo contact call oh for other yeah to be like anybody down
2:37 here cuz not many whales go down that that depth right yeah that's the thing it it may not be that it was at it wasn't like at the bottom but like the sound was coming from pretty deep down there so it was bouncing off of something down there yeah could be or just the way that the instrumentation Works how they record it is it's like a very cuz it's a super like low frequency I believe or something you guys heard about the big whales that eat the giant squids and then they never found a giant squid but then they could also like imagine how big the squid is because the squid tentacles are on the face like that and they leave a mark yeah like the big suction cup they eat each other I think I think no the the the whale eat the squid though have they never found one alive or they never one talking coloss they never found it no they found they found they found big ones but not
3:29 the big oh Kraken the big one is they they've seen the print on like they got ████ slapped the sperm well got ████ slapped by the ████ tentacle and then from that they measured what do they slap squids are known to slap no they make this sound know slap if they're going really fast yeah and then the sperm well was like why did she slap how can she slap how can she slap how can she slap damn how can't she slap man hey you know what's crazy though those uh animals that like I don't know if it's off the coast of Japan or whatever but like they're they're these like eel like things that are always so deep but they when they die and they come up to the top that's like impending doom of an earthquake yes doomsday fish I think it's doomsday fish or something yeah impending doom
4:20 fish Bobs or they yeah those flat long ones yeah but like they only show up and then an earthquake happens 2 Days Later type ████ oh yeah that's right they look like or orish oh my God yeah I think it's called orish I don't know I love this kind of ████ I love happens it's like a tsunami or some something goes down that's so scary and I they they came up recently and then oh this one right yeah August 15 a group of kayakers found and then was there a ████ earthquake or something that happened I don't know no and then Shogun won like 18 m wow it says a diver was molested stupid want to hate you so bad dude like I love that
5:10 show oh wow they're in you can find them in California what it says they've only found 20 of them in the last 125 years in California but there are it's possible it's all California we have earthquakes here all 93 94 we do have a lot this year we've had a lot of Earth which is a good thing though the releases the tension it's like farting the one in this article they found that off of California coast oh and that La that's the 20th time they've ever found him in 125 years wow so I don't know what happened that was like a week ago yeah week ago C about a week ago week ago hey you said it was a bridesmaid bridesmaid fish brid fish I'll show you I'll show you what it looks like you say it's a bridal party fish I'll beat you to the punch and show you what it looks like thank you God I
6:01 was dying to see what it looks like bries made fish I mean it's not going to if this looks any different than any other whale it does I've never seen a whale like that what is that it looks more like a dolphin I never I've never seen this whale before and I know whales have you seen have you seen the secret of the whales dock on a plus no I didn't that does look like a cross between a killer whale and like a blue whale or like a which one is the one that just got Barnacles and ████ and then a HP bag only those ones have barles no but it's like the one that everyone knows is that the one that you can go whale watching to see hump back Wells I go wh watching once every couple five years wh watching is have you guys seen one in person there's good discount do yeah I went in Maui I want to see one and and they they they swim up and down Maui and stuff
6:51 like that and then they always have like their they're young with them and then there's always not the father of the young but like an accompanying male that often times like hangs with them it's the s like the stepdad the C the cuck wh simp whale wh cuz he the cuck whale cuz he also watches them ████ he's the best friend but where's the real dad well that fool's he's with them off no no the dad's not with them the dad always like humps him he's off trying to be AER try to get this mixtape blown up Cloud what's the color of that the whale black then humpback well the one where the dad leaves the dead beat ask question well cuz he saw it that's why I he's asking he's Filipino oh it's brown Filipino yeah I'll take I'll take the hit I'll take the hit for the channel
7:41 see brown whales before he's a Filipino salsa teacher ████ this is true yeah I know one but yeah what do you do you guys like Marana trench are you fan I'm a big fan of I'm curious than for asking love that ████ though me too I really like it discover like miles I think we barely ████ like what do you call it like not discovered but um actually looked at the ocean like like like like we mapped it out by ████ satellite right but people haven't actually gone out and looked deep yeah we definitely have only explored like x% or some ████ still so much they need to do it already what's taking them so long well where's Mr camon Diaz what's the coolest thing we need ████ Mr Cameron Diaz Mr Cameron Diaz I personally think I really like all the cool species that
8:32 come out especially like in the deep below and I like seeing all that stuff that fish those fish look crazy but does it affect me my dayto day-to-day life no absolutely not but I would still like to know if there's cool fish with little Lantern on would love to see that light one with the ████ I mean don't they find new species of fish like every year there's like a ton of species they don't differ a whole lot from they say the same thing about the Amazon too it's like tons of the same species but like we don't want to see another like 18 insects we want to see some ████ that you never ████ seen yeah like a mermaid the fact that you the fact that you show me this brid's whale or whatever I was like that's cool I've never seen that before I learned something new today ████ don't look that different though about different enough though have you seen a pink dolphin huh a pink dolphin from the Amazon no I have seen those they look kind of crazy why are they so pink it's their diet they're just uncircumcised penises
9:24 oh those are actual real type in pink dolphin that ████ is not real Dophin that's a clothing brand I think it's no pink dolphin Amazon type Amazon pink dolphin not ecstasy I am but it's like showing the pink dolphin yo those I never know what you're talking about they look gross that's for real they look extra clean W uncircumcised penises that's weird what do you mean uncircumcised yeah what do you mean p that's how it look that's how yours looks yeah when you peel it back aren't those circumcised hey you know I've been watching a ton of Unum siiz penis yeah that too that's a 2in dick baby I've been watching a ton of videos of otter like ████ ████ up have you seen like otter are otter are pretty destructive jumped by otter she got ████ attacked byot girl got jumped by
10:15 why we reporting this news I saw a video of a of a of a raccoon and Otter fighting in a in like a a like a drain pipe and the otter snatches the raccoon and pulls it into a ████ so aggressive they just look so cute no idea apparently the reason why I thought of that is cuz apparently river otter and Amazon after getting jumped by otter shut the ████ up this is AE big deal days and it just went away as soon as you turned it over yeah she got ████ jump appar river otters and like the Amazon they're ████ nasty wait how is that even possible that she got jum it's not she's lying it it ended up being a lie stupid oh really yeah she was really she just mugged oh just kidding nose eyes
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