0:00 what about the host club those dudes look unique oh right but then when you put them but they look like K-pop Stars when you put them together yeah those dudes are do you are you attracted to guys like that am I attracted to [Music] guys all right so there's a dude who's in Japan Joe you paying attention he's in Japan it's your favorite here's D per up this is your article man come on Japan it's Japan I only like old Japan this is old Japan I like is it modern I only like modern Shibuya Japan I don't like the rest of it Shibuya this okay this is more like modern old Japan there's a dying man who's in a Japanese Hospital right he's already on his deathbed my culture suicide is my culture oh damn
0:52 wow when he's on his death bed he feels that it's finally time to confess something because he do he doesn't want to die guess what the convention was please remember last week when you said it smells I fart it that's what it is never I'll shut up good thing you confess that I'm sorry I said if you smell it you D it D they have American ████ slogans like that if you smell it you D it what were you going to say I don't say he was cheating he was cheating on his wife yeah that's too easy man they don't think that's bad so you wouldn't Japanese baby you got to be crazier than that right I think it's a prerequisite what would be a crazy thing a crazy um uh this this up to you man what what do you think is crazy like
1:42 something to confess I have another family oh that's a good one like a dark secret been I have another family in play out that's played out having a having a whole entire family is what else what else you got for me is there something that's specific to Japanese people you think I'm actually Korean oh ████ it's Channel merch y get the link there's a link in the description you can buy [Music] this bro that would be terrible yeah that's a big deal huh goes I woke up one day and I did a 23 in me and I realized I'm a Korean so this guy wasn't Korean he actually was Japanese ah just want to clarify that and the reason why he
2:33 wanted to confess is because he didn't want to die under his Alias name he wanted to die under his real name which was Satoshi kirima kirima damn that's like a Kashima dude that's like Hiroshima that's a killer now the reason why he had an alias is because he was on the country's most wanted fugitives list that's cool and has been on the run for nearly 50 years what he do years y dude on the run for 50 years is basically Escape you win no you for sure es if you're confessing you escape on your death you made it that's got to be like War crime and just you know he also is already dead now he already died but he was like right about to die and he goes my real name is aido Yoshi and they all gasp everyone in the nurse's office they go he was he was on
3:23 the run for 50 years for being part of a radical group that carried out bombings in the 1970s oh is it the Japanese uh that's Communist party they were a terrorist group this gangster East Asia anti- jaapan armed front anti- jaapan he became involved in the extremism and joined the East Asia anti-japan armed front in 19 he was born in 1954 this was a militant group that carried out a series of bombings targeting major Japanese companies in the 1970s eight people died in more than 160 were injured in the 1975 bombing of a Mitsubishi heavy Industries building which was blamed on the group he was allegedly involved in a number of the bombings he was wanted on charges of setting off a time bomb in a building in Tokyo's upm Market Ginza District in April 1975 in which no one was injured oh that's pretty oh nobody was injured in that one W although not a key member
4:14 of the group he was not for the cause the only one of 10 members who has never caught oh wow no so they got every one of his accomp that's crazy while on the Run kirima did not have a mobile phone or health insurance and had his salary paid in cash to avoid detection wow I wonder if anybody was still looking for him at that point well it'll be hard because they'll be like can you tell me what he looks like and he's like Japanese and we're like the whole ████ country ████ hey you think Japan's for that reason is really bad at solving unsolved crimes you think they're really bad at police sketching yeah dude they just sketch out a Japanese guy and ████ they're like like guy that sexyama that's why they don't do police lineups in Japan everybody be like I don't know which one they all kind of they all look like me oh my there's got to be that one detective who's been working on this
5:04 queso for 50 years who's also on his deathbed going ████ were you sleeping right next door him what that was you that would be tied if like him saying that actually revealed that like what if when they filed the report for the nine guys they acted like that was everybody and then it comes out that there was a 10th guy that's pretty crazy right or imagine also if like a detective gets assigned to a case and if you don't figure out the case you got to kill yourself that's a Arrangement that increase the that sounds like some North Korea detective St I bet more crimes will get solved honor dude you I mean yeah it's like if you can't find the guy who did it you basically did it oh ████ but then that can also lead into you know like blaming the wrong person oh 100% if if that evidence adds up then it's okay you're like oh my time's about to it was after
5:55 me I need to get somebody come on my brother-in-law did it but you know how like police departments hella do that all the time where they're like we got everyone everyone but he was still on the list like he's still on The Wanted list one of 10 that never got caught dang and um also uh blah blah blah two members of the group were sent to death including its founder Masashi di DOI who died on death row in 2017 who so they sentenced his other homies to death two of the eight members of the group were uh who were indicted are still at large after their release in 1977 as part of a deal negotiated by another radical group the Japanese Red Army when it hijacked the Japan plane in Bangladesh that's the one I was talking about the Red Army um a lot of uh back in the day like Soviet Union or like North Korea they would fund Japanese communist groups or like
6:45 terrorist organizations to destabilize the society yeah to help them win and if they want to do their ████ and then they would teach them how to like make bombs and ████ like that too so it was just a crazy time I think if this guy was the bomber of the group that's that's pretty crazy like if he was the dude main guyo 50 years man well done he's like can't even be metad 50 years of being on the run in a society like that what if his job was like the lookout though like what if he's really he had a real ████ ass job he's like he's the PA he's like the guy that's like they caught all of them but not me no one brought him out I cuz all of the they got oh they got caught but there's got to be some other accomplices like scattered here and there that just knew that he did that right they're loyal man yeah I mean he he literally was on his deathbed at age
7:36 70 he told them he's like hey I'm this guy so after receiving a tip the police went to the hospital near Tokyo last week and they desperately tried to cure him yeah yeah so then he can be put order to make him suffer did they arrest him in the in the hospital bed he told him he had terminal cancer and wanted to die under his real name instead of his Alias and then 4 days after the questioning the man died without police having confirmed his ident identity oh DNA tests conducted on him on him and relatives showed that they were compatible so they they confirmed it after he died that would be hella funny they just blast him with chemo to keep him alive for death row they're like turn that dial all the way to the right I feel like Japan would be one of those countries that are it's easy to hide you think it's hella small well like I feel like it's like you can if you if you
8:27 keep blend in yeah like a routine like you just have your like you work at 7-Eleven and you just do your routine and like I don't no but all the animes that I watch they always are trying to go they go on hiding after some ████ maiera war or some ████ they're like no I don't want to be known as this guy anymore so they go to some ████ fishing Village and then somebody walks by and they still find out like you're this Warrior aren't you it always happens just because that black that Samurai is black but I mean they always they always find him I'm just saying hypothetically they always find him CU he's a black samurai he's 6'2 everyone's ████ 5'4 he's trying to get away from his past you know cuz societally it's very like worker drone based it kind of looks like and everyone looks the same to me that's to me what about the host club those dudes
9:18 look hella unique oh right but then when you put them but they look like K-Pop Stars when you put them together yeah those dudes are do are you attracted to guys like that am I attracted to guys like the with the The Host Club dudes what's that you ever seen that no Host Club what is that they're like jigo yeah jig yeah they get Hella money dude they could make like a mill a year pull them up let me see look up Host Club japanesee male Host Club so this type of guy this is like the number one dude like in Shibuya like they got like it's like the drinking area whatever they have Billboards of the dudes no that's not your thing let me see Anthony what about you what about if I type in Black Samurai Samurai let me see let me see the host guy let me see let me see yeah I want to see too dude black samurai black samurai
10:08 you don't see those does you look like Dion Cole with a sword sign me up let me see The Host Club guy all right I think I think you need to see all these photos oh yeah so that's the host oh no way these guys yeah yeah yeah yeah no I would say they they're not K-Pop Stars they're they're almost like k-pop's berserk cousin I think they just like feminine like it I I think K-pop is super extreme in like a more brother societally their hair is like crazy this is almost like K-pop plus like rock they all look like they just ran inside cuz it started raining outside I don't like their hair their hair rough they like they make a lot of money just pour and drinks for women wow being their being their boyfriend and they exploit hell of girls money too
10:58 sometimes but also they're like lonely um housewives that just like have a unlimited ████ spending budget from their Rich husbands and they're like well he's cheating out all day so she's like I'mma have this boyfriend she just spoils the ████ out of him also in Japan on the streets the amount of girls that are just holding those like cardboard signs too that say like 4,000 Yen for half an hour to just talk it's just talking with you oh like a hostess club uh it's not even like you can hire them they're just standing on the street even in certain districts to they'll dress up as like Cafe made girls and stuff like that but justs in are just standing there with their signs to charge for time to just chat with you how much is 400 4,000 yet it's 4,000 like 40 bucks yeah or30 now but to like talk there's it I think culturally it's like clearly not to be like a sexual thing but maybe you could
11:48 pay more there's just a lot of like services like gig economy ████ it's just weird dude like you could rent a family you could like do you have but I'm I'm just curious do you have a deathbed confession you got prepped waiting to go I'm gay and we go we know and then pull a [Laughter] [Music] plug
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