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Which Olympic Sports Don't Suck?

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0:00 hey but there's also like people that argue they don't want certain things in Olympics like some some skaters don't want that in Olympics some B boys do not want breaking in the Olympics yeah pis going give up on your dream it's no longer a edgy subculture it's everyone does it grandpas do it it's like U Rock [Music] dude hey welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we are currently on the record we are technically on the record hey you know what it's Olympic season w w w you don't like the Olympics the only Sports I don't like yeah but I bet if we bet on it you start it's every sport it's not every sport it's most of a lot of sports there's a lot of sports you're like we don't need I'll watch the

0:50 basketball that's about it isn't break dancing in this year hell yeah dude so that's the question which Olympic sports and categories are you guys most hyped to watch long distance Jack jacking jacking what jacking you mean jogging oh yeah that's right no I thought there was a the the I thought they were stealing like and running away oh you're are you talking about like like Target jacking like at this you know like long distance like running in and then running in grabbing grab LCD to be fair those videos probably get more views in the Olympics I think that's act way they should do like takeover Olympics that' be good that would be good yeah we'd win every year take over Olympics we call it we could call it the Oakland Olympics how close you can get to the guy sitting on the chair how quickly can you get a major business out of your city I'm excited

1:41 about gymnastics too oh yeah we got Simone biles back right very very excited about Simone some of some of the girls I did music for are have gone to Olympics wow Jordan Charles Jordan Charles is in is that UCLA people yeah she's in the olymic team and Emma malabuyo is one of the Filipino UCLA girls is representing Philippines hey Lee's back in it too who's that Sunni Lee was gymnastics yeah in gymnastics she was the uh the Mong chick who basically killed it in uh Tokyo in 2021 and then I think she had some like kidney issues so it it seemed like she wasn't going to be able to compete at that level but she's back yeah and then she went through a bunch of like you know what's her sport PT and surgeries and ████ like that jacking gastic jacking long distance Jack they do like they do like 50 m or something she goes in grabs a 65 in TCL and tries to get out the door damn she

2:33 gets TJ Maxx no helpers dude I am excited for swimming I like watching sprinting basketball who who specifically in each thing because we got to drag this video off for like wrestling and wrestling is going to be sick and Judo too judo's pretty ████ bro Judo is sick dude have you ever seen would you go to the Olympics to watching that stuff ████ yeah I would love judo's pretty exciting so when the Olympics are here you know how they're moving coming to La I don't want to go to the LA one though why cuz it's La well la like look at how bad he wants to go la no La go homeless dude well I want to go really bad but I really but I hate La so that's thing La infrastructure is already ████ but that's what might be interesting to see to see how much more ████ it can be remember when the president of of ████ China visited uh they cleaned it up yeah they cleaned no

3:23 homeless San Franc was it San Francisco or Seattle San Francisco San Francisco so like you know the 405 right it's on any day now the whole world world is here so now imagine the 405 yeah that's why I think I think like La will only do the ████ that like you know like how they're they're they're literally going to get rid of homeless people only for this period I think it'll be interesting to see how double standard La is about it be paradise cuz it'll they'll come back right after wait is it this August is LA's no no 2028 can we be move the ████ out of California by then please I want to see I want to see them like go back on all of the humanitarian ████ they've been outing oh yeah for the Olympics to be fair when when the Olympics was in Beijing they were putting those ████ things in the sky to clear up the the fog and Stu Smog and what not freaking cloud seating ████ yeah so they made the skies blue for the

4:13 Olympics so like what would La do la is going to be kind of tight you guys should move back I think is going to be interesting is that La is going to do a bunch of ████ that they don't normally do in order to appease the greater like Financial thing they're going to power and then it'll go back to normal they even trying to finish the bright line uh before yeah they blow a lot of money to try to impress everybody for the Olympics they're trying to finish it because they they think there's going to be a lot of travel going back and forth from LA to Vegas so they want to finish you mean from Vegas to Rancho camanga I heard I heard the highp speed train might be done by 2040 no kidding really yeah the highspeed train ends in Rancho cam Monga yeah and then you got to take regular trains to get to like the cities you care about why Rancho out of all the ████ cities whoever politician Liv whatever politician lives there whoever's idea was lives in Rancho

5:05 oh Rancho's going to be big you guys trust me I I own a lot of real estate over there he's like staring at all of his like empty land going ah yeah this is where the rail lands land opportunity man it's not about where the round begins it's about where it ends I'm very excited about uh men's basketball yeah yeah that's the one I'd watch that's going to be super fun I was trying to watch the one in Vegas but then the ████ tickets were expensive as how much were they so uh all of it no no I so uh Team USA was playing Canada at the team mobile Arena and I was oh ████ that's ████ sick when do you when are you going to get a chance to see like like LeBron and Steph Curry on the same team right so this is going to be crazy and then it was 97% all sold out Dam the only tickets they had left were uh they were like 300 but it's standing room only at the top

5:55 top so you don't even have seats so it's just everyone like 300 bucks to stand look and I was like can we bet on those cuz I feel like America's just going to win nonstop bet on the Olympics I want to not on the basketball game like that's pointless but i' bet on to win oh no you mean not 30 bucks win $3 yeah but still all my buddies that know basketball they're saying that USA has good competition with all the European teams USA has a lot of comp because they play a lot more team ball and now they're kind of that's how they're going to be able to handle like the superstars of the US I mean we have the most stacked basketball team basically but they're all ball Hogs yeah but they don't play like te oneone everything they don't play like a team that's the thing you know you know when us uh cuz cuz they've been playing basically scrimmages with the other International Teams for just training so they play Canada and Vegas apparently

6:45 when the US team beat Canada they dropped Not Like Us by Kendrick damn that's ████ funny they're dropping that everywhere they go that's so funny well no specifically against Canada so sick hilarious honestly good if you get uh Steph and LeBron on one team head I'm like how do you lose and then you have Anthony Edwards in the staring well cuz LeBron's 40 That's but dude LeBron n I'm just being a hter I actually love LeBron I know LeBron's LeBron LeBron but got during the playoffs last year he was a monster no it's incred LeBron has a chance in any sport he plays cuz he's such a specimen he's also specifically not just from the physical point of view his basketball IQ is just through the roof do you think they take the Olympics seriously or it's like a good practice summer round well here's the thing one of the big things was was it what's the runner's name was it no Alliance or something like that anyways there other

7:35 like distance 100 meter some some sort of other like athlete basically was talking ████ on the US basketball team because like the NBA specifically oh he's talking about world world Champs like you guys aren World Champs like World Champs of what like you guys got smoked in the feeble World Cup uh you know recently too um and it's like that apparently ignited a bunch of basketball players in NBA all over social media to be like yo like this guy's talking ████ you know like ████ was the FBA team like were they stacked though the US team no it wasn't stacked but like it's also in one of those kind of Seasons where a bunch of allst stars don't want to participate in things like that because it either takes away from yeah their seasonal stuff that's why kawh Leonard's not playing on the team because the Clippers were like we need like kawhai to focus on like the season and stuff like that but we're the United States of America dude the Kansas City Chiefs are world champions you understand like that's just how we are who's going to

8:25 beat him yeah right I don't think for American football that makes sense everyone knows and it's also crazy too it's like everyone knows we have the best basketball team of all time and the best football team in the world even if we lose we're the best yeah dude it's just cuz they were you know our suckiest NBA team can still destroy the world but this is but this is Steph Curry's first Olympic is it yeah this first Olympics and this is LeBron's last it's why is it steep first was he injured I guess they never asked him to go on what yeah and sometimes they don't want to play sometimes they don't want to risk injury and risk ████ all cuz early in his career he ████ on the Olympic team so why would I play for the Olympics I'm not going to make ████ gotal now the whole like national pride especially to like uphold that ████ is like back so the energy just feels very different as well USA USA I Get Hype for the NBA are

9:16 there any other new Olympic uh events skateboarding right no that was in the Tokyo One are they adding Muay Thai to this one they're not right really yeah cuz which ones do they cut to make room for are they cutting any of them cuz some of them seem so power walking can take a snooze dude I'm good are fast but it's boring to watch boring to watch Breaking is huge we got to talk about breaking a lot more here because that is ████ sick that breaking is for the first the first time yeah so like even Nike just developed new break and the top B girl is Filipino from from your guys's perspective if someone so like in tricking right tricking it's like Red Bull is like that's the raining champ or whatever for for tricking is that is that like like in your like in your guys' perspective what is tricking like where they do crazy flips and stuff so for example like the like you know if you got a gold medal at the Olympics for

10:07 boxing that does not mean you're the best boxer because this is the first time this is a big deal it's a different Lane it's a different Lane what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details so all the best are going to come out for the break would you guys consider whoever won this as the best break dancer if they want gold at the Olympics I think you would respect them as a winner of something ████ huge

10:59 but I don't know I don't think it translates to like it's another Lane it's like if you won a let's say uh like a different Jam entirely it's it's a different respect what's bigger ABDC or if you win the Olympic gold Olympic gold but thank you for asking ABC I I did that I think it's ABDC it depends on when well it's different because in the Olympic gold is also it's like a one person okay ABDC is like a crew right so they're completely different like there's no head to heads with 2 * 2 or 3 * 3 they should do that I think I think breaking in the Olympics opened up a new uh area where it if you want to be that kind of b boy you can if you don't you don't have to and I think that's the best part is that it provided another way to make a living and another goal to aspired to that's not necessarily what the ogs want not not necessarily what

11:51 out B boys want like it's it's just a whole another thing a new frontier I wonder how they're going to standardize it cuz like with music and then like with style cuz the way I see it is like figure skating right you got a handful of moves it's music attached they look at all those things you got to nail the land but it's arguably still like like let's say like Victor like vicious Vic he's like one of the top guys already in breaking and now he's like representing America representing America in that way so it's not it's not like saying oh if you're an Olympic B boy you you didn't kill it in regular breaking all of them did so it's like I think we've yet to see where that's going to go but right now all of the people that killed in Breaking have Total Access to kill but also the perspective and the legitimization of this sport is a totally different conversation because like maybe if like I don't know a a

12:42 brand sponsor or like designer whatever you know thought this was too subculture or Street or something before you put on the Olympic stage and it's like you're literally in the same conversations as anything else and it's easier for I think Brands to talk about what you've done if it's Olympic it's easier for someone to sell you it's like adding 3,000 more eyeballs to something are is there any names that you guys are really excited to see perform Logistics Logan underground flow hell yeah she's the Filipino bee girl who basically is like top one of the top be girls in the world she was a rebel bc1 champ uh two three years two years ago something like that basically she's our home girl and she's ████ dope she's dope and if she goes to the Olympics and smashes it that's like we're going to have F that are like straight crying you think she's going to be like the favorite to win she's one of the top represent in the US

13:33 but like what about Russian judges man always I think that's where it's complicated too because she's such an allrounder like she can do she's she can excel in dances Way Beyond breaking I don't know how they're going to judge it if they're going to be like oh all that stuff you did was not we don't care about your up rocks yeah I don't know if they'll be like oh like was in his who knows yeah we we don't know do you guys know the criteria of how they so subjective right I do know that you can't do like dis ████ you know right you can't diss them you I think the criteria is out there but it's yet to be determined how closely it's followed cuz we don't know yet how like for example like you go to like a regular B boy jam and somebody ████ throws out a gangster round and then like ████ a ████ in the face the Charisma and the energy of that You' be like yo some people can win Battles by just being dominant like you could just win by being the more dominant

14:24 person even though someone else had more Dynamic moves but then in Olympics I doubt it's going to be that way might be more like gymnastics where there's like a priority of move difficulty which ones you choose to stream together and which ones you land the best or I wonder if it works like you know in gymnastics you can't really just make a move up and then expect to be scored on it you have to it has to be predetermined programs like windmill they have to know what your whole thing is going to be so that they know if you did it or not that makes sense they go like oh you did a single instead of the double you promised like there's things like that I don't know if in Breaking it's like they won't be able to do that so much of it freestyle and flavor which is why we're like oh at least it provides a different Lane where it's not necessarily regular breaking it's something different but hey more ways to win but I will say if there's one dude who does take gold for the world AKA like Hong 10 he will probably be

15:16 established like goat of all time type ████ cuz he already won outside of the Olympics and then he's like nearly 40 not only that not only that but he was a champion before like way back in the day he did his military service so he basically you can't break that whole time came back and was Champion again at at the at the like the basically the 10 year anniversary Red Bull where was all past champions Camp he be he won first in that one as well and then he won again so he's he's taken basically the most esteemed one-on-one Title by Red Bull three times which is already like it's like the Jordan yeah so if he now at his age goes to the world like Olympics for the first time and if he wins a gold again that would literally be like yeah like you're goat wow wow who's the goat right now no I don't know he's one of them but like you do it in

16:07 like a new he's definitely a strong for sure goat of you he's already basically just pour cement over that he's the goat it would be undeniable have you have you heard that like uh they say that like Olympics is where the sports go to die hav't heard that from from my own mouth while you're watching the olymp what's their explanation is because the the the actual sport the Purity it gets so bureaucratic and it gets so specific to the point where there's no more Evolution and EV uh uh originality the evolution becomes about scoring and gamifying the score right so for example Judo uh it used to have all the way down to submission but then it's just throws now cuz you get the most points same with Taekwondo you know and like there's all the these things that that they kind

16:58 of like water down yeah have you ever heard the term that bronze is dirty gold I have heard that I learned that from when I was working with the Olympian skaters they um so they ended up getting bronze and then somebody told them like like the other Pro skaters I think that they their friends would were like oh congrats you got dirty gold and they were like what I guess like it's like a kind of a known thing internally that when they're determining who's going to get gold silver and bronze for things that are more like creative they uh they give the bronze to the person that should have won oh but then they give gold to the person that had to win what the there's a lot of politics in the Olympics so yeah it's like a weird I obviously that's the most I know about it's like the remember the Nancy carrian

17:49 ████ yes and like they basically had to have her place no matter the ████ what because of what happened so it's like for sports that aren't that clear of a winner right cuz if you're sprinting ex guy that goes like this if you just got there first it's a gold but then for things that like for like ice skating it's very like super political yeah yeah but I think breaking could be that too cuz it's too subjective I think it has a potential to be that yeah it's hard to make it like one standardized thing unless somebody's crashing you know like then what's that mean like if you if you're clearly ████ up like you're falling on your ass oh yeah yeah like kind of like doing a triple Luts and skating and you but that's like you know I I just saw a video on of a stripper falling all the way off a pole and then just acting like and then acting like she sold it at the bottom she went boom and then just started going but recovery is half of it

18:40 recovery is half of it and hey all respect to her but like so that I guess they she would lose the point or something apparently skating might skateboarding might be a first time in the Olympics as well but when I just Googled new Olympics yeah skateboarding will be they didn't do that oh they did like a tri run huh and Sport climbing oh that's kind of cool from a political point of view I heard that these are the sport climbing the ones where those fools look like they're just flying up the side of a mountain climb dud I know I'm old but is is bouldering speed and Lead skateboarding even a thing anymore like like yeah X game still going strong but like for example Tony Hawk household name I'm growing up yeah who's the skater that's like a household name Japanese ohes Japanese kid little boy is he black um nja yeah that one n niga or whatever yeah okay and then a girl who just landed the the

19:31 10 1080 or whatever right cuz I I think I remember seeing them do like their trial runs of like how they would score it and it was like one guy going in like kind of like a skate park looking spot and just doing a bunch of tricks and it was pretty tight cuz they're doing like Freestyle runs it's gotten the bar has gotten higher for it's really CRA there's so many young people that are like really good and I also think cuz like during covid a lot of these games got they saw Resurgence and they and you just see so many people that are good well that's the that's actually the point as why they're in the Olympics this year because I was talking with somebody who's uh helping with with the pitch of The Narrative of why breaking should be in the Olympics which why it even got the vibe for it is because Olympic viewership was ratings was going down so so low that they needed the younger audiences to come in so that's why these sports are in for this season

20:21 they're not guaranteed to continue have to you have to it Olympics used to be a pretentious Posh sport it still comes that way yeah and it's like well who's going to these cities it's the rich people that can actually afford to visit different cities every single time it's always and it's all the rich games that's also why a lot of these these new sports are not guaranteed to continue in the next round of Olympics it just depends on how how well they perform because a lot of different countries will vibe for like different types of sports in their own country like European handball you guys know about that there's definitely something to be said when uh for so many Olympics in a row you have Breakers and dancers in the Olympic ceremonies that open it but are featured in no way in any of the games so it's almost like you're showing what's entertaining and then you're showing what's boring as the like you're

21:12 the precursor cooler how's that work like eventually there's got to be some form of like bring that in you know what I mean not a bit I think that competitive Hot Dog Eating should be in the Olympics that would be musty TV or power slap oh I love powerap look I used to play water pool in high school but I'm like dude we don't want to see this in the Olympics no hey but there's also like people that argue they don't want certain things in Olympics like some some skaters don't want that in Olympic some B boys do not want Breakin in the Olympics yeah Pius can go ████ off so boring you would never make it anyway that's what you would say right don't they know that the main thing is the kids give up on your dream it's no longer a edgy subculture it's everyone does it grandpas do it it's like I U Rock dude

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