0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to a very Multicultural episode of careful boys today we got Geo over there we got Jesus over here and a bunch of assorted Asians here and there assorted minority today we're gonna figure out and Nick is Latina adjacent because they're married to a Latinos hello get woke Jason and your Latino adjacent because you use pestles in your cultures pesos oh really well yeah that's that's a good thing you say that because what we're gonna do today is we are going to find out yeah going up in L.A yes or just California General okay let's figure out as many commonalities between Mexicans and Asians that we can think of oh I tell you the main ones we all beat our kids
0:50 yeah we'll get a lot of that that's one yeah number one child abuse number one child abuse making Chinese food [Music] yeah yeah uh or well I think addicted to porn both sides there's a lot of the board addiction going on there listen I think you say that with like a lot of differences yeah yeah the Asian Latino we're taking it out and Asians are very like the men are very like do you know like you've seen a hot girl walk by with a fat ass like are Asians and Latinos when I worked in the kitchen they used to yeah [Laughter] when we grew up the way all of our girls had like the ████ most gangster
1:40 eyebrows yes that is true Asians and Mexican girls did a lot of Mexican guys like Asian porn oh oh how does it have access to it I don't really yeah I mean why do you go buy it it's all the pixels and stuff too I mean I I got introduced to Asian porn like maybe high school so that's the internet though I'm saying internet intriguing to you did you enjoy it oh yeah oh big time yeah yeah big time because you know it's something that you're not used to you're like what's going on over there what kind of ████ connections I just like I I think I said this before I just like the Innocence of it like it's [Laughter] like don't be no it's all right the noise
2:31 all right all right look I love you dude like that type of ████ to me was like the uh oh my God the Innocence the darkness of me just wanted to ████ the innocence of this like oh I don't think oh you did again oh yeah please oh very yes no please I'm sorry oh you're freaking forgiven this is a storyline it just got me going I just be in my room just going like oh ████ dude you're a bad guy did you guys did you guys watch Mexican porn back in the day Latin porn stars but I don't think it was Mexican porn Mexicans yeah it's like Latina porn stars I think like latinas are the best like when it comes to the porn game I think potatoes are the best like ████ moaners
3:21 moaners fun and like oh yeah baby some other ones are just a little aggressive like ████ in the summer just like very quiet like enjoy it enjoy it stop holding back stop making this weird go oh my God you got the breathers like oh shut up shut up are we running what are we doing all right we're making love here I need to oh yeah yes [Music] the eye is the sexiest moan ever done I
4:12 oh hahaha we found gold baby we found gold the eye is the best moan oh I'm sorry I mean keep going oh God gross oh stop dude [Laughter] and also I feel like in a positive like a family orientated we're very family very family-oriented we hang out with our family where everyone's in your
5:02 ████ business and everyone's got a ████ judgment on something you ████ choose the wrong career everyone's on your case they also they also don't call you by your first name they call you by your flaws yes like badass oh yeah yes dummy yes yes hey you know what else happens like fat like fatty or shorty or whatever yeah yeah like I have an uncle I have an uncle what's your nickname yeah I'm working that out there with the therapy but I have an uncle who was born with like a crooked hip so we call them Cumbia and an uncle it had like a patch he had no idea [Laughter] I'm like
5:53 where's the treasure at it used to be like let's get it it's ████ up they call them carnicero like that's just his name like butcher yeah and then like my other Uncle he said Kukui like yeah yeah the devil yeah and what was yours um call me like Calavera like uh because I was skinny I guess oh you say that's ████ up like skeletons because I'm like the darker one of my family so I was always better oh yeah they'll do that too they'll call you like dark or something I feel like aunts and uncles they have
6:45 to roast you every every Gathering like they just they'll just talk ████ out of nowhere they get to like they get together and they'll have like a row session of their kids yeah they're all complaining about their kids talking ████ about the kid it's like no you think that was bad I couldn't read it and everybody's like oh my God laughing and my dad's just going making me feel worse we went to the doctor and we take a scan of his brain and they're like no he's fine are you sure because he can't read doc I don't know okay he must be one of those like and I'm sitting there just like what the ████ are you talking about like like not knowing that they went into that deep with it is that what we went to the doctors for because I was super smart yeah I thought it was a ████ X-Men dude what are you talking about you know what you know what both sides
7:36 do Latin dancing at parties yeah I see it I see that I see that ah Latinos love ████ Tokyo Drifters since the Racine in general Furious I think Tokyo Drift is like important that's why that's why Hector was such a major character for you guys I think so yeah like if you start the uh in Mexico they're always playing it like and they're like restaurants and ████ with the ████ dub you know they dub it and ████ oh dude Dragon Ball Z yeah yeah that's that goes across Latins and
8:27 I hate that's the thing about these shows these are great shows Asian shows and stuff like that but they dub it and the dubbing is so terrible they can't perfect the dubbing it's just oh ████ [Laughter]
9:22 who the ████ is talking like that yeah but you know also the foods I like Mexicans love Mariscos and you guys love as well yes Mariscos I ████ with you guys uh what'd you guys do with fish and stuff I'm like okay see what you guys are doing there so you know what though I I feel like every time I go to like a hardcore Asian restaurant where like they bring out the food with the thumb still in the bowl and ████ like dude yeah I've seen this lady just dumb soup don't be like Mexican families eating there too yeah yeah like and then when you go to like some hardcore ass like Mexican restaurant where like white people are too afraid to go to you'll see some like Chinese family just eating a turtle yes oh right and we both love love ████ Chinese buffets I don't
10:12 know what it is I don't know what it is buffets in general yeah but for Chinese Buffets is what they they really ████ with they have like seafood at the buffet too yeah they got oysters and like they're the mussels they're not today's video is brought to you by DraftKings college football fans are you ready for week one draftking sports book is hooking you up with a can't miss offer to start the season strong this week new customers can bet with just five dollars on college football and score two hundred dollars in bonus bets instantly anything can happen in college football your team can go from unranked to Dynasty mode in just a couple of years change comes fast the only thing that's a lot is the great
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11:56 Ontario ccdkng.com football for eligibility terms and responsible gaming resources bonus bets expire seven days after issuance eligibility and deposit restrictions apply but they call it oysters yeah dude everything is oysters today the shrimp yeah ████ they love shrimp they ████ gobble down shrimp like a mother they both like oil stains in their driveway there's that's very true yeah I never seen Latino house that doesn't have an old stain you don't take your pets to the vet you just kind of let it sort itself out oh yeah yeah we let ████ mother nature figure itself out yeah it's true huh a lot of ████ uh people love Kobe I'll tell you that a lot of Asians a lot of Mexicans love Kobe that's true sports do you guys like soccer do you guys like soccer oh yeah
12:56 out here Mexicans and Asians love ████ fireworks we love anything that goes bang dude that's what it is which is love yeah I always feel like in the Asian neighborhood it's like that one Mexican house it depends on what kind of Asian Asians bring it Mexicans use it Mexicans Asians that's true a Mexican also ████ yeah that's the big ones like okay I wouldn't do it but I'm selling to you so you can do it so they just like set everything up and they ████ watch Latinos get in trouble for it you know I mean it's perfect for ████ come on get in trouble is it is it like uh I don't know this might be controversial but like is it like a thing where they want to stick with their own people
13:48 like do you guys have that too like Asians just only ████ with Asians and Mexicans yeah for sure for sure right yeah is that still going on are we starting to like loosen up it's on my Asian Americans yeah like I'm saying like what I'm saying is like Mexicans only ████ with me like they say like oh you're only gonna marry a Mexican like I want a Mexican in this house yeah yeah you know I'm sure I don't know if you had that yeah and then I'm thinking like Asians are like oh we only because I I loved this girl in high school she was Asian it was great and she liked me too what kind of Asian was she the nasty guy parents had a restaurant yeah baby so she liked me dude she liked me too but she told me like I like you
14:38 but I can't be with you and I said why it's like because my family will not allow Forbidden Love I'm like Forbidden Love was it brother and then I tried to be like my dad doesn't give a ████ so I told him yeah right just letting you know we don't come back dude what are you talking about I'm just letting you know right now okay I don't want to break like a mulan's heart okay dude when he would come over my dad my brother would be such a dick he'd be like count the dogs count the dogs but then I just felt like that was like maybe that was an hour era but now I'm starting to see a lot of people just you know breaking the rules I think I think more now yeah I think
15:29 dude it's a thing going on right now in Mexico we've always ate thugs really didn't know it yeah it's a thing hold on breaking news right ████ now breaking news whatever let me tell you something right now right now there's a big problem in Mexico like taco stands that they're cooking dogs yeah because it's cheaper but they just catch us stray dogs right yeah it's cheaper and it's three dogs and it's food they don't know they just season it to make it taste like actual like I can't tell the difference yeah they don't they're like ████ good at seasoning too it tastes a little funky but if you add this it brings out the cow flavor he's got married it's really Chihuahua huh yeah it's so so people are starting to catch these like taco stands and then they say like oh they're cooking actual
16:19 dog in there so ████ we're not we're very just the same dude yeah very subtle we're trying to you're just trying to make it you know what I mean I could just trying to make it I think our parents when they immigrant over here they're very they think the same as like hey don't ask questions just blend in color yeah yeah and we're just like okay I'm Blended in knowing that I'm a ████ citizen I'm like oh I just don't say nothing just mind your business ████ I got a birth certificate yeah but similar work ethic too like okay okay so does your uh like Asia culture do you guys call in sick when you're sick I think you if you do it's kind of like looked down upon right yeah it's a ████ move yeah yeah yeah yeah you got to be dying just tough it out yeah oh my God I called out one my dad was like why are you here yeah is it aren't you working I'm like oh none of them look at I'm sick dude I have the
17:10 flu go work right now when you're working you're gonna sweat the flu out and I'm like oh she goes just show up and have them kick you out but you still show up but when they kicked you out I was like it's not your fault so you feel more like okay if you want me to leave Johnson I'll leave you know I want to work no get the hell out of here you'll get a sick okay you want me to leave okay I will come home and be like let's go do something I'm like sure you rest I mean you're sick let's go to the river because he looked at us a day off he's like let me give me a day off okay let's go do something oh dude there's a bunch of rivers in Arizona dude oh okay I was thinking it was out here I was like oh in Arizona there's a bunch of rivers San Dimas River yeah am I gonna be at the river ████ Mexicans are the type that will like if you don't have bathing suit your
18:01 underwear is your bathing suit we make it works right there but yeah it's very Chinese that's a tiny ████ wow you guys don't wrap your remote control and surrender or do you your whole ████ house is wrapped yeah dude the remote we have that in common oh yeah yeah my dad still had till this day my dad still hasn't removed the the little Saran Wrap that's attached to the TV like you know you peel it out yeah yeah foreigners and I'm like that that is ripping up you're gonna scratch it ████ bubbling out you're making it work you're getting bubble stains on it but let me check it out he wants to make it last longer yes if you remove the gun I'll kill you they've got that thing so yeah they want to keep everything the way it is so Ram
18:52 wrap everything yeah oh you know what else they have in common is illegal labor oh that's a good one paint under the table too hang on a table Yeah cash baby specifically child labor as well I was working in construction when I was 14 years old dude everyone was getting paid 500 a week you got paid thank you my uncle would ████ opinion but oh okay okay yeah it is good it sounds great but guess what dude that's what the white man was giving me he's like I've never seen a kid work this hard it must be here you go Amigo I can 500 you earned it because he was like proud to see a young kid trying to yeah feed his family he thought I had a family or some ████ he ████ felt bad for me he thought
19:42 thank you I work very hard my family's gonna really appreciate it so he was just like and then my uncle he's like hey guys the gas is 200. uh another 100 because I got you the job okay so all my thing was going up to them and I walked away with a hundred dollars and my dad would tell me 500 is too much for one kid dad let him down you have to pay 150 for food minimum and I have to pay for any bills at 14 learning how to build he's like I'm teaching you how to pay bills and be responsible that kind of money [Music] is true yeah it's all yeah but I was working at 14. what kind it was uh it started off no it
20:34 started up well framing I was a framer okay it started off with like take out the trash cute ████ like yeah everything up put it in there and then I would like work really fast so I can trust I thought that was like my dad was always like finish it fast fast fast and then they told me like take your time because we don't have nothing for you to do so I'm like ████ so then now they threw my ass in the roof I should have taken my time because now I'm in the roof with a ████ rope because they don't have no like you know say harness harnesses was it a rope and I just ████ and they'll just put the little wood and I have to hang it in there and then they're ████ da da ████ fingers right here in the hammer bam and I'm like and then just kept going I just had to hang on to the wood while they're hammering it oh ████ and I'm in the sun I'm just ████ drenched like God damn like a Visa dude you see those looking the people that are gonna own by the house they'll show
21:24 up with their kids they're like my age oh and I'll be watching them and they're just looking they're over there playing tag animals they're like I want to be American just walk around yeah right what am I doing here I should be the supervisor what the ████ is going on wait I got to see a bunch of ████ like um just the way that Mexicans work and ████ and like that was ████ tough like hardcore labor like hardcore ████ you know you know but anyway and also they gave me like the nail gun which is like why would you give a 14 year old kid the nail gun I almost killed myself with the nail gun I think I looked at it no no but I almost didn't kill myself one time though one time it was a true story true ████ story yeah cause like what happened was the nail gun you have to press it and then that nail comes out
22:14 yeah right and it got stuck no so what happened was when you press it even if you press it it just automatically comes out that's easier it's like a like like a little safety like you know you lock it in you just press it so that's what they were doing and then I was holding the wood and then the guy next that was doing it went like this in my ████ forehead and then what and I just felt air because he ran out of oh my God I think about that ████ all the time all the time I'm always driving and I'm and I'm at One Nail and that's like Russian Roulette ████ right there what if there was one now left in that ████ like well I would be telling like they'll be telling my dad hey come get your son he died like the you know like the news would have came it was a kid got killed you know what I mean it's all it would have been a disaster
23:05 just because he ████ ran out of nails and he was like okay and then accidentally he was gonna ask for more nails and he accidentally hit my forehead um and then it's my fault it's always your fault are you there why are you so close to me like an idiot move gotta removed that is the final true commonality is their fault make them Blaze oh my God it's never their fault bro did I put my face what happened [Laughter]
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