0:00 60% that's a D in a class. >> Uh, no. It's a >> It's not a D. >> Are you passing? Cuz seven at the very least is passing. >> You better say 11 for >> What can we do right now to add.1? >> Oh, ████ yeah. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about uh Jason Chenny had a question for the boys. >> Yay. >> And I'm looking at these model pics real quick. Whoa, brother. >> And you know what? We have all of our merch on every single video now. So, if you guys look scroll down, you might see like pictures of t-shirts and all that. You can just click one of those. It'll take you to our store. >> Buy our merch. Models aren't included, unfortunately, brother. All right. So, yeah, on a scale of 1 to 10, Jason Chenny asks, "How happy are you?" We're going to start off with Anthony Lee, who's on his phone being a bad boy double newsing.
0:50 >> Looking at porn. >> He's always looking. >> I was trying to buy merch. >> Are you going to share with the class? >> I was just going to the link in the description. >> Yeah. Well, stop buying nice guy merch. Buy his JK merch. >> Yeah. Stop buying Kith and buy some JK stuff. Jesus Christ. >> How happy am I? >> Yeah. Out of 10. >> And say the Vietnamese number. >> I don't want to be boring. So, let me give you some real juice here. >> Yeah. Give us the good stuff. >> I solid like 8.5 right now. >> What is What is 8.5? >> You think it's going to be 9.5 after your kit comes out? >> I think so. >> Or you think it's going to be 7.5? >> I think it's I think it's going to be 9.5 after the kid comes out. >> What's 8.5 in Vietnamese? Boy. >> Uh, [laughter] >> that's kind of legit to me. >> Boy, I'm fun. Or something like that. I don't know. Eight and a half. >> Eight and a half. I don't know if I said that right. I never said 0.5 before in Vietnamese. >> Oh. >> Uh >> yeah, I think right now it's uh it's a weird there's nothing to complain about >> and there's everything to be anxious about.
1:41 So like uh everything gets like randomly scrutinized with a different version of goggles, if that makes sense. >> It whether it be like taking care of my health, whether it be like going to have fun with friends, whether it be spending money, whether it be making money, whether whatever. But you just complained about JK like 25 minutes ago. >> That's a normaly. >> That's true. >> You live life without complaining about JK. >> Yeah, that's that's what makes work with friends fun. When do you not complain about what you do for a living? >> Yeah, it is fun. >> I think I think right now >> it's just uh everything is good. There's nothing to complain about, >> but that's that's what you do. And that's it. I'm in a weird place that I've never experienced in my life before. So I have like uh a terrified experience of like weird pockets of anxiety and everything is scrutinized. >> You mean like because a baby and ████ >> What do you think that first day is going to be like when you hold rigs in your arms? [laughter]
2:32 >> That's the name. >> Yeah. Yeah. We're not supposed to talk about it, but yeah, that is the name of if it's a boy. >> I I like to moderate my expectations. I don't ever want to build anything up and then be unsatisfied, but everybody says it's the greatest feeling in your life. So that's really hard to measure cuz you've never had that the greatest feeling in your life before. >> Are you a crier or no? >> I think I'm I'm going to cry for this moment. I don't think I'm going to cry the whole day. He gets emotional. >> He's going to have a baby in his living room. >> Wow. I think I can safely say that I'll do a home birth. I'll do that. >> Any other details beyond that? We're not going to worry about it. >> Hey, where better to do it than at home? You know what I mean? >> Like Yeah. In the garage. >> Bungee birth, >> which adds which adds to the excitement. >> Can you do me a favor as a friend and as one of your best friends? >> Sure. Can you try to play God of War while while it's happening? >> Oh my gosh. Like Like you're trying to boot up the PlayStation. She hears the
3:22 little beep and then and then you're like, "Hey babe, like you know what I mean? Like it's a it's a rewards weekend." >> Yeah. And then pick a save file that's already at 100%. So you're just ████ around, [laughter] not even doing real gameplay. >> I don't have any saved files at 100%. Brother, >> you're not a completionist. >> I'm not a completionist. >> Hey, but you were a completionist with Nina, dude. That was sick. I saw that. >> Complete. >> Saw that. >> Picked up her legs and let gravity do the job. Yeah, brother. >> 8.5 is high. >> I think 8.5 is very satisfactory. I think I'm I'm I'm very content in every realm of my life right now. Even if every single pocket has something I can complain about, it's all it all seems futile >> in in the eyes of trying to be a dad. >> The Lord in the eyes of the Lord. Say that. >> Yeah. Thank you, >> Channy. What about you? >> What about before? >> What about you? You smiling laughing ████ >> I like to wait who I think he's like a 10 every day. >> Yeah, a 10 every day. Oh,
4:12 >> I feel like you smile big every all day. >> Hit us with your 10, man. That might also secretly make him like a >> 67. 67 >> 10. Is it 10? >> We're not going to hop over. Why'd you call me a ████ >> I said you're a smiling laughing ████ >> Oh, okay. I didn't hear the first part. Uh, wait. Okay. Um, I didn't think about it. I was just curious of you guys. >> Oh, well, yeah, exactly. Typical comedian. >> What do you mean exactly? >> Typical comedian. >> Always doing crowd work, huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to know everyone else's ████ but we want to know your ████ Are you working me right now? What? [laughter] No. >> No. Um, >> can we Let's circle back. >> It's a ████ easy answer. YOU GOING TO PUT US ON A SPOT AND THEN YOU GET PUT ON THE SPOT. YOU DON'T ANSWER IT. >> IT'S not an easy answer. I don't know. Um, >> it's literally picking a number 1 through 10. >> Yeah, I know. But it's like I'm like, am I h What's you know what's 10? What's >> an easier answer than me? You have like
5:02 perfect hair. You're ████ clear skin. ████ you, man. >> You're speaking like a guy that's 10, but you don't want to admit it. Yeah, you ████ >> You have You do have clear skin and perfect hair. >> I do have perfect I do have >> Oh my god, what an obvious 10. >> Check this out. Check this out. Are you a 10? >> A 10 of what? >> Happiness scale. One to 10. >> No, I'm not a 10. >> Okay. Are you a five? >> No, I'm not a five. >> Are you a six? Are you a 67? >> Okay. So, we're right in We're halfway there. Okay. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Can ████ decide something. >> 7.5. 7.5. Right in the middle. >> 7.5. >> No. ████ that above average ████ >> Probably seven. Six. Seven. >> I want extremes, you son of a ████ [laughter] Try to play it safe. No, you guys you guys got to be under three or under eight. Over eight. >> Hey, just remember six is a is like 16%. That's a D in a class. >> Uh, >> no. It's >> It's not a D. >> Are you passing? Cuz seven at the very least is passing. >> You better say 11. Co
5:53 >> 6.9. >> 6.9. Okay. >> 6.9. >> All right. Great number. >> Everyone benefits. >> I didn't know we're doing decimal. I guess we started a whole new thing. All right. Whatever. >> So, what's in the 6.9? >> 6.95. That's me. >> Just barely happier than Jason. >> But winning. But winning. >> You You beat him. You beat him. >> What makes it minus 4 for you or minus 3.5? >> 3.1. >> 3.05. [laughter] >> You're the 6.95. >> That's true. >> Um I don't know. I uh >> typical comedian just can throw it out, can't you? >> What can we do right now to add 0.1? >> Oh, ████ Yeah. >> A guy sucked me off. I I do I'm doing way better. >> 78. >> Two points. Everybody get in the comments on why you love Jason Chenny so we can get him up plus.1. >> Yeah, >> that's a good idea. Wow, you're very thoughtful. >> That's why I'm 8.5.
6:43 >> One of those videos where Anthony answers and everyone ████ dodges the ████ out [laughter] of it >> and then ████ ANONY'S LIKE, "HEY, I JUST I WAS JUST THE most vulnerable. I was just answering it and everyone dodges it." >> The fact that that's a thing is so whack. >> I know, right? >> It's true. Yeah. >> Is that true? That's true. >> Oh, yeah. We do it all the time now. >> And we spend 20 minutes of just dodging the answer. >> Like, what's the closest you had to a gay experience? He's like, "I'll talk about this, but like you guys have to go to and then we just don't." >> It's a ████ talk show. >> I know. >> Like we're supposed to talk. >> So ████ stupid. First gay experience. [laughter] >> Do you have it or no? All the time. >> What about you? >> I honestly think I'm probably like a nine right now, dude. >> Hell yeah. >> Sick. >> Do you think it it went up when you moved here? >> Yeah, absolutely did. >> Do you think that not proposing to smack this year made it a solid nine? [laughter] >> No. That's part of the reason why it's a nine. I think because I have nothing but
7:34 like good ████ that's gonna happen. >> Oh, >> you know what I mean? Like >> because you have good things. >> That's why I'm 8.5 right now, baby. Only 8.5. >> Like proposing, like getting married, having a kid, like all that stuff is like to come. And I think it's like exciting for me. >> Wow. >> And then also like having like finally having a house and then just not having to worry about ████ outside the door >> and ████ outside like homeless people, people machetes walking around. Yeah. Uh, and I think just like >> like the the one is probably just the normal >> first world ████ of wondering if I'm going to have as much work next year, which is just like normal, you know? But then I I I have pretty good health. I'm not like dying. I don't have like crazy ass eczema or anything. Like my asthma's cool. Everything's like pretty chill. Like I'm not even >> But you know what the thing is though? I
8:24 think about that all the time. Like the health and everything. But I don't know if I feel that. >> You don't feel healthy? >> No. No. No. feel like the nine. Do you know what I mean? Like that's all I say every day. >> I think comedian brains are more stormy. >> Yeah, comedians are harder on themselves, man. >> Your mom, >> you guys are soft. >> To be fair, it doesn't take a lot for me to be at a higher end of this scale. >> Oh, >> like cuz I've had pretty s█████ parts of my life that I was still kind of a nine. >> Oh, [laughter] >> you also hit your head a lot. >> Yeah, I hit my head a lot. So, I I also I also don't know the difference between nine and two. [laughter] Yeah, I think it's I think I just have a lot to look forward to is where it is. It's not like I may not be like a millionaire like the next guy, but then I have a lot of cool ████ that I'm excited about >> and [snorts] not like in the ████ got big things happening in the works. Like not like that. It's just life ████ >> Secret project. >> Just life ████ Just like I'm I'm
9:15 excited to spend time with Smack. I'm excited to have a nest where we can like build ████ up. That's it. >> And stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. We got rabbits. Yeah. >> So good. >> Yeah. It's nice. >> You're welcome, ████ >> Having a rabbit is pretty sick. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz I be like looking at stories and all of a sudden Smag is like posting bunnies just jumping around. I'm like that's tight, dude. >> You got you got to be a nine to have rabbits. >> Yeah. Or [laughter] >> it's a happy people pet. >> Yeah. It's a happy person pet. Yeah. You can't you can't do that ████ on a seven, dude. >> Yeah. >> And do they live long? Cuz you got to be ready. >> Yeah. Keep keep asking him that. >> All right. I'm a six. >> I try to ask him that every time I see them. >> I didn't think about that, man. >> No. Yeah, they live like eight years, Max. >> No, I I tell him I'm I heard rabbits only live two years. Oh, I'm thinking about feeder rabbits cuz I be hearing how quickly they grow, dude. Yeah, they ████ go like quick, man. >> Yeah, cuz they get into snakes and ████ >> It depends what breed you have for sure.
10:05 >> Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny kind. >> It could be up to eight years. We're hoping that it's 8 years. >> I heard the cute ones don't last as long, >> but if one die, you buy another one, then you cover the sadness. Or no, >> uh, we did have a couple rabbits pass. >> No, they just tricked themselves because the other one looks so alike. >> Yeah, that's it. It's like it's like the prestige. >> How are you, Joe? How you doing? Out out of 10. >> I think um I have these waves of ups and downs, but they're in the same day. So, they'll average out to like it's it's usually above eight, but then like I could go to like one for like 1 hour. >> Oh, >> that's when the meds way off. Then he has to pop >> and then it pops back up to like 10. >> Is that when you have diarrhea? >> Oh, dude. I get I go back to being Christian when I have my diarrhea. Yeah. But then when that flushes out the relief, it's like getting a Thai
10:55 massage. You have a ████ Thai lady ████ up your back and you're like, "B████, you hurt." >> And then when it's gone, it feels like, [snorts] >> "Wait, damn. You going to one?" Holy ████ >> Yeah, dude. Don't you know I'm ████ like probably bipolar and ████ dude. >> Yeah. I go through waves of intense emotions. >> That's really fun, though. >> Yeah. Like when the strike happened and all the flights ended and there's no tourism in Hawaii, he was on a one, bro. >> Holy ████ [laughter] God damn. He was one in it. >> Yeah, dude. I go through fluctuations, man, >> with life. How about you, Stevie? And ████ answer. >> Uh, I'm a seven. I'm a seven. >> No, that's a ████ answer. >> 71. >> That's a ████ answer. >> 7.1. >> Yeah, >> but we fluctuate high fluctuation or >> cuz crypto's down. He goes with the market. I need crypto to go up, boys. I need the Colts to win. I need us to make the playoffs. Uh, I need to win a
11:46 goddamn parlay this year. It doesn't seem to be happening for me. Uh, Rams looks good right now. >> But why is it a seven though right now? >> Cuz it his heart goes with the crypto market. >> Let's say the Colts won the Super Bowl. >> Oh, I'm a nine. >> Holy ████ >> I'm going to give you a 10 >> for probably like two months. >> Colts fever Pacers all win the same year. >> Oh, that's like 11 >> for 6 months. >> 95. >> And and Nikki wins World Series of Poker. >> 10. [laughter] >> I knew it had to do with Nikki. >> I'd be so happy for her, man. >> ████ happening to Nikki is counts more than him. her cashing at the World Series would be sick because it's like and that's not crazy, right? That's not She was just so close last year and a couple things happened, but like it like I'm so proud of that chick and yeah, I would I would love that
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