0:00 that OC Fair had a really good one because it was the it was the fire department versus the police department oh ████ driving they were driving all the impounded cars what no [Music] way so there's a lot of uh I don't know I guess stress I guess anxiety in the world today I thought we we could all come together over a really just great news video oh that's so sweet yeah we need something like this putting a lot of thought into it bring down the pressure out there check it out guys we're signing autographs if you guys buy merch don't know when this video comes out we were in the middle of our tournament where my friend John said he found a body in the bushes over there I over there cuz I'm a healing monk to try and help but obviously my magic wasn't
0:52 strong enough cuz the dude body was missing aead so my friend decided to try to use a necromancer spell which didn't work which I do it wouldn't and apparently we contaminated the crime scene cuz that spell uses a lot of glitter that's not real Is that real that's not real oh my God that's ████ hilarious no I saw these guys are really like this real that's real that's a these guys were doing one of these like live action role playing events and this guy's a mage or whatever the got a bunch of glitter everywhere yeah that's not real that part's not real got a dead body and like m b basically made their whole day but then they they they tried a bunch of you know tried Necromancer was part of the game yeah do you think that they like knew the dead body and they're just such idiots that they're like I got a necromancer spell this or
1:42 well he said he knew it wasn't going to work yeah no no but he but he tried his healing spell first that's true so or do you think that they saw this body and thought it was part of the the laring like oh W they they really up the L could be could be I do like that they cut away to The Boll where they're smack each other with styrofoam swords and they're going at it dude I didn't know how hard they go they don't stop until someone's dead you know that you know okay you know how they have a Renaissance Fair out here so you know there's a Renaissance Fair in Vegas right oh yeah oh is there it's much smaller but however you saw press titties it's all big ████ J however what they do have out there is like a legit lar thing where people kind of uh they come out in their armor and they do real fights to see who wins they don't do that out here that's ████
2:32 crazy they do jousting I think they do jousting but but they do jousting out here too it's probably illegal out here the point is people actually put on Armor and then they fight each other cuz that sh is probably legal fight for real yeah jeez dude it's tight you guys want to go next year I'm down but there's a place that does it already called called uh Medieval Times Medieval Times yeah no you get to participate like the regular people can show up oh interesting so it's like laring okay it's not an act it's not laring if you're trying to kill each other yeah I don't want to participate I just want to watch watch participate it's not choreography so if you go to me times or whatever that's like choreography no there's like people laring wow I know I was too drunk at Medieval Times to remember if they were choreog choreographing or not hey can we do JK Adventures Medieval Times no it's not that sick I just went it's not that sick when did you go I went like a couple months ago you didn't go with the right people you went with a bunch of
3:23 ████ sober not drunks n dude you got to go with people who are you got to be hammered you got to go there hammered and you got to go there with a ████ Mission you got to be belligerant you got to yell crazy ████ how about king of tournaments at Excalibur oh I'm in King of tournaments tournaments dude I'm I've never seen that I want to I want to go but only if we get thrown out it's the real medieval the one in Vegas yeah if we don't get thrown out I want to do that I'm not going to go any are we going to are we going to get a suite there and record JK news I don't think that's ever going to be a good idea I do think that when we're inside this weite it just looks like a regular room but if we want to see Excalibur we can shoot on the top of the parking and look at Excalibur oh yeah we just need microphones and and if we're going to get kicked out then I need to be shots Anthony yeah yeah yeah shot Anthony But but so yeah if you go there and you're belligerent and you yell I think I I
4:13 found a way how we can save the Excalibur how so I'll hit up their marketing department and I'll say hey we are a very famous YouTube show yeah facts and you're going to need us to ████ help you with the branding Yep they're sold out almost every night no but like like they need more help okay and then so what we'll do is give them the opportunity of having the careful boys do live JK news while the Jousting is happening so in the middle we'll be there and then two guys will be ████ jousting behind us yeah and the audience is just like oh my god what the why is there so much film equipment out there that's crazy they shouldn't do that do you think in like the camera's frame angle like right when they're about to hit each other like our head's there so they'll never see anything happen they'll just I'd be so scared dude you got those W wood splitters flying
5:03 everywhere there's always going to be someone in the comments like can those horse guys shut up I'm trying to hear we're the horse guys we're not even on horses why are the horse guys so loud it's worse than the rebar guys were you guys like nerdy fans in the medieval times era yeah I love that when was a kid for sure King Arthur's ████ sir morid all that ████ I've read all that ████ you guys watch that TV show I like Robin Hood with the nights of the round where they football players yeah I love that show Cali be my night be my strength I watch Zena they're redoing Zena with galado do galado no way is it going to be a movie though no as a as a TV series I'm in I'm a series they Pi pretty good people are I think it's a series people are ████ crazy in the comments though why cuz Kevin Sorbo is
5:54 ████ rightwing as hell because she's not a mar wait that's why that's no not because Kevin sorbo's right with she's not American what's why why oh cuz she's Israeli oh that's a thin but why why who cares about ████ Zena where' she come from who gives a ████ no it's cuz she's Israeli because like the war they don't want is Israeli people to have anything right now but that's everybody in Hollywood she's Wonder Woman dude yeah Gran though Lucy Lawless fire not as hot as galado yeah but at that time at that time she was just she was hotter than galado Lucy law I was a Lucy Lawless guy big fan big F you know why cuz she could fill out that whole costume brother still did it in Sp a really good body it was like a remember the girls at that era they didn't they didn't have a
6:45 fit hot girl like that dude remember Gabrielle AKA her bicycle seat yeah you know they had like Gabrielle got she ████ sat on her face at in a cave all the time do you remember the character joxer the mighty yeah he was the best that's that's um um's brother Ted Ry is his name yeah Samy's brother is joer I wanted Zena and ████ up though didn't they they hooked up a million times they they did so many jacuzzi together I saw so many jacuzzi scenes I know but I was happy when they finally crossed over I just wonder how like they had Jets how they had jacuzzi Jets like like in that era tub yeah there's a bunch of guys in the background slaves slaves just blowing the straws yeah it's just cold Greek slaves yeah did you uh you know what's
7:35 really nerdy as nerdy as medieval ████ but also kind of cool cooler is the Mad Max Festival there's a f that sounds like not I want to see some no it's called Wasteland weekend it's 5 days and it's it's in the desert and it's all Mad Max themed and they have all the vehicles and people bring their own and it's more of like a place where like like imagine larpers but they're also welders in real life so the ████ that they make is crazy they have the thund they're blacksmith they have yeah they have like uh jousting but instead of jousting it's the Thunderdome with the where you have like the uh I don't know if you've seen the third Mad Max but uh it's on like a metal welded huge ass Dome and then you're suspended on like a bungee cord and you swing back and forth just beating someone else's ass holy ████ they'll do it for real and
8:26 the girls are hotter at this than they they're hotter yeah I think so can we go hotter than Sturgis I'm kidding where is it they a little you know that no because there is a crossover between sturis and this ████ yeah where is it California City it's like um it's it's pretty California City that's that's San Diego H like no it's liketh it's like towards Lancaster and Beyond sturis is like when motorcycle broads where like like chaps yeah yeah and asess chaps but then like their tits are so big it doesn't make sense it's like if you like motorcycle girls to to look like motorcycle guys yeah yeah yeah yeah they all look like Dog the Bounty Hunter every girl there Wasteland weekend is pretty tight and they don't they don't do cash so like they don't do cash exchanges for anything you have to trade ████ so it's like burning man but like better it's like burning man but without influencers Focus specifically
9:18 on Mad Max uh post-apocalyptic I wish I could have gone a burning man before the influencer era yeah I know when I had chances to go I probably should have gone wasteline weekend is way sicker I think I'm down but then um we got to wear the outfit of you know the guy that um the guy the gas land guy not the gas yeah the the the ammo man the bullet Farm no yeah cuz he has the ████ cutout nipples and then he has the gas mask on his dick the ████ General guy yeah I know what you're talking about it's either we wear that or we're the all the pregnant girls that'd be fun yeah you'll see those there hard or we dress like dog the BN there's actually like if you look a video of it you'll see literal there's dozens of like people that look like the war boys everything they have they build
10:08 the gate so it looks like the witness me oh my God and then on one of the days everybody with a vehicle like cuz it's huge for it's almost like more of a car meet too because people have like custom madmax Vehicles they bring them out and they do like a I like you have a custom Mad Max vehicle I well I did at the time I had a that uh Camaro that was all mad maxed out and I brought that and then they do a desert run of like all the vehicles in a circle and it really feels like it's have you ever been to demolition derby yeah that's just the best OC County OC Fair I went to one that it was just all RVs what dud that's see like we don't we we're like sleeping on that Ste out here but in other states that's their it's the sickest ████ dude it was the best the OC Fair had a really good one because it was the it was the fire department versus the police department oh ████ driving they were
11:00 driving all the impounded cars what no so the best thing about watching a ████ you know demolition derby with RVs is that so they do like the 3 2 one they fire the gun or whatever and then there's always like two that just don't start yeah no that happens all the time yeah but like how did they get out there and then these guys just sitting there like all the whole like a ████ come on man like I've been waiting for like 3 months for this ████ they're bar they're barely fixed barely fixed like even the ones at the just move it on no but the best part is then they're just sitting ducks dude ████ get hit the whole ████ time dude so the guys don't even get to move they're just sitting there like it's like bumper cars when you're a kid your your bumper thing is stuck it's just get wrecked the whole time did you guys know for demo Derbies you're you're technically supposed to back into people
11:50 really it's not really cuz at least when we went to the OC Fair one their goal was to like try to rear like reverse into ████ because if you if you just go head on you're going to disable a your own car oh cuz the engine oh so you saw them like go like this swing around and try to go wow that's a tech it was all like integras and like Civics cuz there's all the ████ They confiscated dude that's funny so ████ funny O fair man it was dope is the um to be a part of the like Mad Max thing do you have to be themed or do you see CL people to be like no pling close cuz it'll ████ up the whole I think only hardcore people even know about it I think it's easy for us to go themed though all of us just be I'm in yeah get some goggles it looks like yeah it does look like that yeah it's pretty I'm going go there and be ████ a a warlock ████ War boy honestly even if you just wear black it it's so dusty
12:41 that you'll look like the part D I'll put a ████ clean could probably show up every day you have to if you bring a regular car you can't park there you have to park somewhere else and then like get transport yeah cuz they don't want to see nothing like they don't want to see a freaking yards I'll get transported there on my Sligh boys back oh yeah your slay boys slave boy it' be cool to see a a like Mad Max cyber truck dude this looks you know like old and new dud they mix like the old like 70s 80s ones too yeah all all three and the new one yeah I just saw I feel like you would like it Bart in my neighborhood in Vegas some guy got a cyber truck he wrapped it in white and he put the Ghostbusters emblem on the front and back they have the legit Thunder oh my God yeah they have the legit ass Thunder someone else wrapped it in in like light powdered blue looks like ████ that
13:31 sounds stupid looks like ████ light powder blue yeah like trying to look like a cloud or something who is that looks terrible how many CRA it's actually pretty tight and you know how much it was ████ I think it was like 50 bucks for all 5 days yeah I think it was to be fair though like what's the sleeping venue because 5 days in the dirt you have to just make something yeah but then so then your tent has to look like that too like you can't go in a ████ like REI 10 like a whole night market your Winnebago has to have gun like strapped all over it painted black like you can't just bring like a normal ass is that street legal it's not but I think yeah cuz it will stand out you have like a neon ████ canopy and ████ I think some people they tow their ████ up there and then they Park where the everyone puts their regular cars and they take their so is there like a HOA dude that kind of Goes Around Goes come on man why you got a green neon ████ sleeping bag when I
14:22 went I didn't I don't remember that at all I just remembered everybody adhered to it because again only hardcore ass people even went dude this place looks like it smells like an armpit yeah for real the smells look crazy what's the what's the music cuz there's a lot of music that they show like what type of like metal metal do they uh Vlog there or would they be like ████ that ████ I didn't see a single Jack Johnson Jack Johnson thing yeah so people can't Vlog I didn't see anybody vlogging not eel though I don't know if you can but I I didn't see that or they if they did their camera probably looked like it was in the camera and you stayed all 5 days I only stayed for two 2 and a half I think I can only last two days I just just didn't ████ remember how I have that Talent oh you're good man no but it's not that far from like how long can you go without ████ maybe the longest I went was probably 5 days when I went to surf camp what are you eating dude
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