0:00 but that makes more sense for a game like Call of Duty not for Diablo what yeah because he's playing a hard mode that takes more time he's not sitting at the camp all day like you did with Deckard Kane that takes way more time though but that's why he's doing it so fast that's why he's got the record he has to do it fast does nothing to play Diablo fast you like classical Arts you don't like the EV stuff we get it you don't have to hate Elon because of [Music] it so you you heard about all the game news about Elon lately no what happened so you know he's like a big time gamer right isn't he like ranked diao he's on the chart is he number one he hit number one at one point I heard it's really hard to do that based off of like time to complete like the hardest mission or that's crazy that he could put that much time into that game with everything else he's doing and he plays
0:50 Diablo hardcore which is like if you die one time your character is Perma Dead really yeah yeah he's really intense and then running like Eight multi-billion dollar comp I feel like when he decides he's going to do one task he just locks in hard how can you be the richest guy in the world and do that maybe he has an assistant that just plays all the sh he goes okay boss time for you to come in and you come in I heard him talk about so this is what gamers are currently debating about is Elon Musk cheating at video games he could be running a script is he is he maybe they they say that um he has been exploiting loopholes possibly even hiring top tier players to boost his digital resume interesting so he's got a high spot in Diablo 4 is really tough to do right but how do we know that it's authentic or or or does he yeah hire out you know exploit certain things time exploit game
1:41 mechanics to achieve High rankings that's cuz I just can't believe that man exploting cuz if I was playing like Assassin's Creed right and then remember how much running you had to do in that ████ if I could just hire someone to do all the running for me and then it's like all right it's time boss and then we swap and I can play and then I go all right I'll go to the next wait which game for running lot Assassin's Creed you know there's like the transport places when you go to the top of those like beacons you can fast travel you know you can fast travel right what there's so much running dude they're just like with every game there just comes a point where you're competing with that person's real lifetime y you know what I mean like there's nothing you can do so I just can't imagine like anybody who's at the top of the leaderboard just is got to be like a loser you know what I mean there's nothing you can do but then in this case it's maybe it's funny because like with GTA like
2:32 when it first came out that's like we were like constantly trying to have the higher level and then once we ran into a guy that was like and this is like within the first few weeks of like online mode like debuting we run into a guy who's like at 250 already that means they did 10 hours everybody's like mega no life and he got all like sad oh went that's what because we were non-stop playing and he's like five times to level us we're like what the that happens to the launch of any game there's always some absolute goddamn loser who's like just number one people weren't cheating yet so we were like no this guy legit is just doing this all the time I mean if we're going to be talking about specifically a guy who is like Elon there's also got to be more than just like cheat codes like anomaly like maybe just see ████ different like
3:23 he just has the strongest computing power out of everybody or it's just like the kids who clip through Mario levels like he could he could be doing some exploit see that's the thing is I don't know nothing like I don't even know the gameplay of Diablo and I have no idea Diablo does have exploits but like that's if he's number one that's where he's at yeah it's tough he was top 10 for sure he was definitely top 30 I saw no he was top 10 and then and then because of in the Diablo Flo FL there was a like hardest Perman ████ death like quickest time that put him to rank number one for a moment got it so he like officially reached that status at one point the loser who who got it who took it over after probably smoked Elon I like calling them both losers I still just can't imagine anybody having that much time even with an exploit do any of you guys play Diablo I played Diablo 3 yeah I've played Diablo 2 I tried three
4:15 and I got bored really quickly is it just like a turnbas game how does it even work no it's like a it's like a RPG but like yeah third person uh like a MMO RPG how do you rack up points uh I don't know is it to like is it how many level you complete how does that work it's like you you complete levels in a certain amount of time I never played those this kind of ████ I didn't even know this ████ it's like imagine like an open world where you just take on certain quests you can just do whatever you want from like a list of things and then you get with other players in that world to like do them together and basically every Diablo game is the exact same game almost like Zelda where it's like you wake up or like you're you're like some guy and something something crashes and you got to talk to Deckard Kane for whatever reason every time and then like as you do as you do more things your character gains more levels and you find better gear do you think he could be piggybacking off of all the
5:06 other like strong that's kind of what makes it not fun cuz like I was playing it with like with my friends and then when I can't play they still play and then I come back and their levels are so much higher and then they're just like killing everything around but it I benefit from that but then I have nothing to do because they're slaughtering everything you're like a heal ████ I'm just kind of like walking with them you're holding the flag you're playing the trumpet while they're ████ in battle what kind of I feel like we're just like on a tour yeah I remember a lot of people were selling like the gear too yeah you could so like if elon's like can buy all the gear cuz I know homies that used to play Destiny and like guys would hit them up to be like hey I'll pay you 200 bucks if you can take me through these levels what like some of my buddies were that good where like they would hire him to complete the levels for Destiny and they would just do that all the time but even if you were doing something like that and he gets to the final challenge if
5:57 he's still the one playing and gets through that with the skill and the time that's still him I believe well that's like saying like even if he's like he's got all the money in the world so he gets to buy all these things that's a cheat that's like saying like if if Mark Zuck or yeah Zuck if he through all of his resources can get really really good at Jiu-Jitsu and whooped the top number one guy doesn't matter I got there he still got the number one spot I just can't imagine to what end like the higher likelihood would be that with his techn knowledge and everyone he knows he would probably develop a bot that would just script it for him cuz like people would do that for a lot of MMOs well they'll they'll just like have a program that runs and then like people like like Thor from Pirate software he can tell who has Bots and he like they'll they'll like fish them out and delete their accounts cuz they can tell by the pattern that they're running and what they're doing
6:47 that they're like okay I'm going to program I bot today to just mine ore yeah they're AFK farming yeah they're not even touching the game but then they'll just leave their computer on and the D just getting ore like the whole while you're not playing yeah you're not playing but you just want the game to be like going AFK but then if he's doing that why like what's the point of that cuz that that means you like The Prestige of the score but then cuz I imagine he actually likes the game which means he probably wants to play it himself right right well or he's just like yeah I got to do that cuz I really like the game and I wanted to progress as far as possible when I come back because I got to go run like Tesla real quick yeah but then like going all the way to the point where you're like that high in the leaderboard that means you you've probably gone so far up that there's nothing left to do but how do we know he's running Tesla who's running it while he's away don't shouldn't they get the credit yeah he's playing Diablo I
7:37 don't know how true it was but all he did is he told the guy to invent him a couple years ago he broke down his like schedule and how he spends time with his kids and all that but I don't know how true it is cuz like you know how there's always like marketing involved right like Warren Buffett does he really ████ eat McDonald's every single morning I believe him on that one maybe he looks like a McDonald's McDonald literally looks like his body was made but he also owns so much of McDonald's it's like why why not conveniently bring this in so like I did see the Elon schedule and he goes yeah I have time for my family and I do that that's the first thing I do and then I get into work at like 10 and then I do and I'm like really though cuz I don't know any entrepreneur that like is not obsessed and not sleeping well the word on him too is that when he took over Twitter for example he like slept there for like a week like like and everyone can see
8:29 him sleep under his desk is what he says just just like how do you spend time with their family then if you're sleeping at work right yeah but it reset the culture there and then and then he was able to see who's doing what and what's worthless and not and then when the whole internet made fun of him for firing a s███████ of people and saying RP Twitter it's over tomorrow it was fine unless unless his kids take turns playing his account that makes sense kids suck at games dude you ever play game with kids kids kids are good at Diablo I think it's funny that like musk is so large in so many sted ways that like accusations against him for like cheating at Diablo is a conversation yeah that's kind of sick the best it's because it's the time thing there's no way a guy with that much ████ that he has unless he's got three clones well didn't he tell Joe Rogan that he's like nothing is better for your brain than like just attack in
9:19 a video game on Max difficulty cuz it's got all your focus like nothing else what if he does that to help him think so like what if it's like his multitask that makes more sense for a game Call of Duty not for Diablo what yeah because he's playing a hard mode ████ that takes more time he's not sitting at the camp all day like you did with Deckard Kane that takes way more time though hard mode on Diablo well that's why but that's why he's doing it so fast that's why he's got the record cuz he has to do it fast it does nothing to play Diablo fast oh my God that's not a game you like classical ARS you don't like the EV stuff we get it you don't have to hate Elon because of it dick Ry neon over yeah dick R that's like reading a novel quickly because you think it's harder to do Al so you when to put your speed doesn't play into your score no it just it just does no it does nothing it's just like that doesn't really well if in that particular thing for the status if
10:10 you beat that level in the fastest time boost you them you there is something to that in a mode that you obviously don't play dude yeah come join the dick like say suck some dick over here say World of Warcraft because it's not a dexterity based game it's a dexterity based game it's not like you there's no it's not reflex based where you're like oh I'm going to turn up the speed on this one and really like go hard like it doesn't really make can't do a speed run damn dude Pro we got a real programer here dude programer a pro he is our gaming uh our our gaming guy yeah leel it's more yeah it's more based on like Arrangement and like how how cleverly you can like collect and arrange all these like pieces of gear and like Rarities so you're just you're just mining ore is that what you do in this no you don't you can hang out with
11:00 Kane at a campire I don't know who Decker Kane is is he a wizard it's the only name I remember for the game other than Diablo himself figuring out what you want to wear today yeah so since you're like the expert about all this and everything and you know everything about it um what's a good game to to be Max engaged with them for your brain Max engaged for your brain Tetris I don't know it depends what kind of brain you have but it if you want to play something like Fast Elon brain that's World of Warcraft you can't even compute I don't know I just don't I honestly just don't believe that he's really playing that much Diablo I just can't believe it I really can't because you just need so much time dedicated to it I will say Black Ops 6 is pretty tight if anybody wants back I to do I think for as smart as he is I think he has more of a Bill Gates brain and and a
11:51 Bill Gates brain is the brain that says a genius finds an easier route to do it and I think the easier route in a brain like that is to honestly to cheat you guys don't think that every single kid in the whole world saw that clip of Elana joean saying like video games are better for you than anything else and all this ████ and they and they showed it to their parents immediately to be like as soon as I got I heard I saw him say that I was like I'm going to play some games y I think that's a cool thing to say that's why you said it apparently it actually like increases your reflexes by 20% or something it's true yeah it does yeah my reflex has been pretty good dog that's why they make like was like older people play it like it's like good for your eyes yeah when GTA 6 comes out we are doing a gang right like legit right six were we talking about like how like surgeons like should be playing ████ video gam that's what it was
12:41 that's what it was yeah cuz it we talking about that here yeah honestly I think Bart might like Call of Duty he doesn't look like so he doesn't look like he agrees on his face look at his face I just don't you like shoot guns I've never played games in he's like what is a Call of Duty yeah yeah it's like and I suck oh you know what I did so I download did Roblox so I could play with taica there we go yeah and then I was playing with it on my phone and I got a headache I was like I don't know if game CQB motion you like CQB stuff I think so we put them on you know we be we'd be better fit playing something like pico Park where it's just like Sid scrolling oh you know what I like playing I like playing like the motor like uh like motorcycle with taica at the arcade uh is that is that fun or no we can't exactly do a gang can we yeah ████ oh well I'll play whatever you guys are playing I'll try I'll try to join in yeah yeah right you play bejel Blitz or
13:31 some ████ like that I love of speaking of motorcycle road rash oh my God the best dude classic the best have you ever seen Road Rash it's a game it's a game where you're on a motorcycle and you're fighting other guys on motorcycles chains and kicking with bat and just hit him in the and you could keep buying new bikes they're making a Twisted Metal movie yeah looks really good really looks really good I hope it's as good as the Borderlands movie was my favorite movie of the year last year
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