0:00 the guys that are like oh man I'm going to I'm going to do a social experiment and I'm going to teach the world something hey guys what's up um I'm going to go and get bit by a homeless man and skid R I'mma guarantee you I'm not going to get AIDS and then they get AIDS okay not all homeless people have Aids and he's like but the one that bet me did I guess so [Music] that's ready for a very pressing question that you'll have trouble answering who will try me all of us he will he will no he will try me when does an influencer deserve to die oh I think Nick's the best person for this he's the best person he hates influencers so bad when they're being dude if they're if they're putting themselves in it self harm prank prank pain the scenario Hood pranks yeah dude if you go to the hood
0:52 and you're trying to mess with these guys and they beat the out of you you get head trauma it's kind of on you dude to deserve to death if you if you if you around and find it out I think that's the perfect examples I think that's the best way it around and find it out you around and you found it out when you all like you know that that that one like hippie ass couple decided to ████ do like tandom bicycling through Afghanistan or whatever Bic bro are you crazy they wanted to show that everyone in the world is tolerant and like loving or whatever and then they got absolutely murdered or like the the people that try to go to that remote island off of India to like spread Christianity and then they get like shot with bow and arrows oh yeah imagine thinking that God is going to protect you like that like don't worry I'm here to like I'm here to help
1:44 guys yeah it's like what the ████ yeah but that's what I'm saying people that's what blow my mind is people think there's peace and love everywhere yeah they watch Dude Mr Rogers I think screwed up a whole generation of people you think it's Mr Rogers honestly I mean I grew up on Mr Rogers but I knew reality yeah but dude some people really think they're so special and all that kind of ████ or do they just need to travel more you mean like for themselves yeah everybody's special I'm like no everyone's not special that's why when some people are special it's kind of wild who's the not who's the not specials who's the not specials the ones that think they're special yeah I mean dude half look at half of the ████ influencers out there but that's why I'm Pro showing kids rated our ████ cuz like you know like when we were kids we didn't have Netflix or whatever you just flipping through the channels yeah and then so
2:34 you know in different if we channels or cities different cities see different ████ so you could be watching Mr Rogers put on a card again then you ████ flip the channel and it's RoboCop blowing some guys brains out then you go and you go and they go on the like the Latin Channel there's like ████ titties telling you what the weather is you're just like oh wow so you know the world is full of different things but if you have an algorithm now and you're only only watching Mr Roger ████ but what if that's like for first thing that happens in Alien movies right is an alien like comes here and their fish out of water and they turn on the TV and they're like whoa this world's so ████ up how can an alien find out faster than people who live here that's pretty funny that ████ blows my brains out D those specific groups what's that those specific groups what about what about them I'm
3:25 with you what about them because they only believe what they want to believe it oh yeah yeah true that's why true like like they live in bubbles you're saying yeah well look look there's like facts literally in front of their face and they're like nah stat I only want to believe what my heart tells yeah like the tandem cyclists yeah what if tandem cyclists if I can follow their like how they can get there I can picture someone that's like lives in an upper middle class bubble right yeah never really seen like ████ up ████ never seen and then they think the new is just propaganda and then they go I I see what you're doing here and they're kind of hippie right and most hippies are like anti-establishment and they're like I see you're just trying to divide and conquer you're trying to keep us apart well you know what I'm I'm going to start a new trend where it's all about peace and we're not going to
4:15 ████ give you bodies for the war and then so they're on this Crusade of love and peace and then they're trying to you know prove to the world that hey we don't have to be afraid of our neighbors they're projecting their reality yeah but it's not reality it's not I mean it's hopeful ISM but you know I think what's what's crazy is that people don't know that there's a lot of death and destruction that came from these hopeful utopian ideas hey let's just love each other be a community and share everything and then a dictator comes and then just ████ with Charisma and then he'll take it over and then it'll be called communism yeah I think it's also the uh like you said it's idealism but it's also a lot of people go out there trying to become the exception to the argument that therefore to give more faith to people in the home argument
5:05 like people can now say vegans can climb Mount Everest because one person did it corre and now they just they don't they won't do it they can just now argue with you and say but she did it did yeah exactly but then she died doing it so now they can't see she was she was on all fruit diet no you still shouldn't do it the same way that they shouldn't have gone tandem biking through places with it's like the mom who like killed her baby cuz she wouldn't give it meat or whatever or wouldn't give it protein or whatever it's like brother brother you can't be messing around here I always thought too like um with Daredevils they their whole job is to escape death right so it's like wow but if it but if they do die I'm just kind of like comes with the territory of the job don't be don't be sad like you signed up for it right so like I don't I
5:55 know they're doing it for shock Factor but I also know like that's your job is to risk your life a lot of times their friends are like they died doing what they loved like you know people that are like squirrel suit people whatever yeah they're really sad that their like friend passed away but then like they like if I really think about it when my friends surf the 30ft wave they really died doing what they love but they didn't love like going 130 mph into the water yeah that part I don't think they deserve to die actually I I actually don't think those guys deserve to die it's a nice thing I guess but I don't think they love that part I don't think they deserve to die but I think guys that are doing weird shock value things that's kind of like a hack they all deserve to die by the way the people who think they're Reinventing the wheel with their ████ videos that everyone made like 10 years ago 20 years ago and
6:45 they they're making the same video now they all deserve that all of them all of them the the the guys that are like oh man I'm going to ████ I'm going to do a social experiment and I'm going to teach the world something hey guys what's up um I'm going go and get bit by a homeless man in skid r I'm going guarantee you I'm not going to get AIDS and then they get AIDS okay not all homeless people have Aids and he's like but the one that bet me did I guess so that's like the one dude Johnny Somali yeah we we we were talking about him yesterday oh yeah okay he's one of them probably yeah he absolutely deserves to die and he did that ████ in yeah man I hope when they lock him up and they slam that metal door one of his limbs is stuck in there what did that guy do again he's doing all this racist ████ in Japan oh that guy yeah that guy sucks like picking on like elderly people that guy sucks it's just not good there's a
7:35 ton of there's there's a ton of copies of him that are trying to get up there still on kick like there's a lot of them there's way funnier ways to to pick on old people seriously seriously it's not creative it's not fun it's not innocent it's just dumb yeah but then that's kind of the platform so if the platform demands that you do that in order to skip everything and get instant attention why would kids disagree with that yeah they don't have any Talent there's no it's just let me do shocking weird ████ and then yeah I can trap the world make some money MH yeah it that's kind of like what the new algo is teaching you to do is just to be an exp but the sad part is they're picking the easy prey cuz you know like old Asian people they're like all passive into themselves it's like if you like go to elementary school and start kicking the kids in the face like go go find
8:25 something more challenging and what's Wild to me is is you see those videos like the old people getting beat up and ████ like that and you see the chat just exploding with lol ha all this ████ that's the part that's scary cuz they're egging them on it just becomes this circular firing squad of like s█████ people making more s█████ people and s█████ people are like oh send me the link to the s█████ link and then I want to watch the s█████ thing yeah it's crazy I mean we had ████ like that in our generation too but it was different like you guys remember bum fights yeah bum fight that was wild dude wild that was ████ wild you ever watch Felony Fights fights is what I used to watch fights F fights is like they'll get like two cholos and they'll scrap in like a like an aqueduct like a and they'll just start throwing down and then afterwards someone gets ████ beat beat up but then it's all good you know they just shake hands they go thanks brother
9:15 that's it but even that has a little bit of it's shocking but there's a little bit of like honor to it right bom fights was completely exploitation cuz they just don't they just roll up they see someone they just jump out they just start I think a no they pay bombs to fight I do think the bums wanted to fight they'll give them like booze or something to be like kick this guy's ass cuz I saw one where I don't know if that's part of the actual fight but it's part of the video I think he came out and there's a bum sleeping on a bench and he just started spray painting at the top of his head like I was like what the ████ is crazy if he was dared he had to do it I think one they're known for like this one guy would act like uh Steve Irwin but he was the bum hunter or whatever then he would like there'll be bum sleeping he would just jump and wrestle them and hog tie them and ████ yeah hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these
10:06 lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to Jade Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go but then that that's crazy to think that that lived on its own site it wasn't on YouTube it did well they had to have their own you know it was all in Vegas right taging bums oh was it oh ████ bum fights a lot of views all of it was in Vegas most of it holy crap that's why they went underground I think but yeah I mean there's crazy ████ like that pre- internet and I just think you know that whole saying of like like crazy ass like dudes that just I think
10:57 the lightweight version of that would be jackass cuz it's like clever pranks it's shocking but it's like they're the clowns that get and they do it to each other do it to each other everyone's willing yeah the dude the funniest one they ever did for me is the high five one yeah the big hand best one dude that's hilarious best one that one and throwing the throwing footballs into a jet turbine or whatever and like having to go catch them while they're going like 100 miles hour ████ was the best which one was that in I think it was three damn it was great I need watch that one jackass was ████ well no that's clever that's I we like clever I like clever and I like dumb as I like dumb I'm not smart and it's a stunt too it's a they have a ramp and they just they go and they as fast as they can and they hit the ramp and it's just into bushes like I like a good prank show though like if you watch a Japanese
11:47 prank show or like you watch some tubers that are actually good at it back in the day like it's different from like yeah like the ones that like I'm going to go to the ghetto and then I'm going to I'm going to just say what's up you want some I think just the thought like even if something like that is funny I think the thought the just the mere like Daydream of an influencer running up to my mom when she's trying to go to the mall and they're just bugging the ████ out of her like I just I could not wish a a swifter death on that person and then at the last minute it's a prank it's a prank stop can you imagine your parents being harassed like that like see like I I like pranks where like Eric Andre did a prank where he had his like fake dad and wheelchair and he went to a sweet old lady he was like Hey can you watch my my dad real quick I just have to go to the store comes out he leaves
12:38 dad in the wheelchair like falls out and falls all the way down the stairs and the ladies are horrified and they're like oh my God that's funny and then he goes and he comes back he's like oh my god what happened to my dad and the dad goes she pushed me down the stairs that's a funny prank dude that's a funny ████ prank that's creative you know yeah yeah not like going in the hood and be like like this and then like gu like what the ████ are they taking and who what what what nothing nothing it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank there's one where a guy was tying his shoes and they're in the hood he walks by grabs the back of his head hits a fart sound button farts in his head and then he's like it's a prank that was it's a prank that's pretty funny that's kind of funny respect then how many are those fake I like to think so I hope so in
13:30 those cases cuz they're so no they're fake that's just a it's just like a no not the fart fake he didn't really they ate a lot of beans earlier you just Crush my dreams no like the are they like are they set up where it's like hey I'm going to come through and then you get mad at me that sometimes that's fake yeah for sure yeah I feel like some are now I think all the guys that play with lava should die play with lava explain no they're like I'm going to melt this cup in some lava I'm going to get this phone and let melt some La they go to like Hawaii volcanoes and no they just have hot they lava and lava in their backyard you hate their content or what no they're just so innocent I think it would be so hilarious if a bunch of guys like that about like at Farm guys man ████ them I hope the ████ ants escape and just eat all of them dude you had a
14:23 coming you don't like Mikey buos have you ever seen him what about the biome guys you don't like the biome guys the worst yeah yeah get them I think they should just ████ while they're washing the fish tank they fly they fall in and drown I hope that ████ happens yeah what about um what about influencers that that disrespect like monuments oh if they like if they ████ piss on it or if they what's the word not vandalized yeah I guess vandalize defecate any of that ████ where it's like ████ worth more than your life cuz it's ████ thousands and thousands of years old they should just ████ deter to applesauce whatever the culture you're disrespecting s they're allowed to have you let's say girl let see a girl twerks on like the oldest Buddha statue in in Shang chai then you have twerk the I'm okay with twerking
15:15 I'm okay with that that's not that that's not what they need to do is ████ light incense and then stick the incense from her nose into her brain to cleanse her soul detx what if she threw paint on it then they should be able to ex you if you throw a pain on something fix it yeah if you twerk on something all right that's just ,000 hours of community service sweep up the temple how about 10 10 hours sweep up the temple with no bottoms on it's horn training for the or they they got to shave your head and you got to be a monk for a little bit that' be fun that's not bad kind of like when vital climbed to the top of the pyramid remember that oh ████ what they do to him I don't know they I think he maybe went to jail did had to pay a fine or something I think people do that a lot though like they escape and then they get on top or whatever well you can I think if you can do it they just hope you choose not to I
16:05 saw a video of a dog up there and that was it though nothing happened oh yeah the dog climbed all the way up there that's pretty crazy they used to let people climb I think that's what I heard they used to yeah yeah but it's too much of damage cuz of graffiti and all kinds of stuff they got to upkeep it better it looks like it's falling apart a little bit it does it's also really old I know but vital is one of those he's one of those influencers that kind of made his whole like Mark on doing ████ like that now he's catching uh diddlers now he's catching the didders see that's a funny I like how all these guys all these big strong guys are all uh catching now even the hood like that I I just think it's an interesting turn of uh of sorry I'm so sorry it's interesting turn of content like how they pivot like Bradley Martin he was doing like Fitness stuff and then now he's catching but but have any of those
16:55 actually resulted in a conviction I don't know if I think they just humiliate the show because the time that these guys get arrested cuz one time they did get this guy who was like a mega producer in Hollywood and not one mainstream Outlet reported on it happening if you actually like Google the situation it's all like offshoot yesterday no it was a while back I know which one you're talking about Mega producer he was like a producer right he he wrote he wrote some is it because they're so well connected like yeah they got caught but then the aftermath it just kind of gets washed away and hushed away I don't know I really don't I know if any of that stuff gets reported though though we need to bring back Chris Hansen that's the weird thing he's back oh he's doing he's been posting yeah he's been posting does he catch people still he does yeah he still does it yeah cuz there's this guy on Instagram that I just can't stop watching and he he apparently he's like
17:45 an MMA fighter too he goes to he meet he's the one that meets all these diddlers at like Walmarts and he'll like do the long con I've seen him and every time the video ends I always go like I I sometimes part of me feels like nothing even happens to these diddlers they just get let they just get like they're in the jail overnight and then they're they're off again didn't they have one where they invited a guy and then they kind of like punched them around a couple times yeah I there a coupley to or whatever they follow these guys that guy we like they knocked him into a pole and the pole fell that one yeah or there's one that that was like at Walmart and then this one guy like slammed him against the aisle and like um I think there's a lot of them like that maybe a lot of them the main point isn't like to have like fin like justice in that way maybe it's just the shame of it showing it online and making them feel bad I also think it's
18:36 to make other ones afraid I think they should be afraid a good idea like I don't want to show up cuz maybe it won't be a beautiful 13-year-old you know it just makes it more Savvy they get away with it more maybe be a big best part yeah the best part is when they're like so why were you messaging a 13-year-old they're like I wasn't going to do anything and they're like but it says you were it says it says you were going to bleep their bleep and they're like no I was just I was just m someone else I was worried about that some someone else had my phone my friend did that I didn't do that did you see the one where the Asian kid got caught and then like he went into his little car and then he was driving off but then he was banging into gu was just like he was honestly yeah he was he wasp and he the way he was doing this to spin out I was like oh this guy knows what he's doing and as soon as he did this too hard he
19:26 over rotated and ████ hit he he was he was interesting like human because he was clearly ████ but whatever part of his brain that still allowed him to be a PDF like that was connected so it's so strange it's like everything every other part of your brain was just ████ to death and when he was looking for the the the small child that he was going to meet up with and they were like who you going to meet up somebody he's like no no I got to get laxatives I got to I gotta poop I gotta poop he just kept saying that for like 20 minutes so weird yeah odd guy he doesn't know about the Anthony trick what's the Anthony trick the Anthony trick Lord yeah I mean you just have to keep saying a certain word or certain couple of words over over again and then they can't use the footage it's demonetized it's demonetized they'll never be able to use it if all these guys would just use the Anthony trick oh my God you know what you know what trick they really should be doing which I don't think any of them are smart enough to think of don't give them any the ideas I'll give them the idea because because it's now they'll
20:17 they can't do it they need to just act like they were hired to be there they need to go oh sorry I messed up can we start over that's pretty good nobody will believe it then that's pretty good yeah you go like back to one sorry my bad uh yeah my bad camera B right here yeah exactly just act like you're an actor what do you want me to say again just be a ████ actor man ain't that hard just just stand there and just be like what you want me You' been there before dude and then when he goes no what are you talking about you go wait what are you talking about it's so easy that is so easy but they're so frantic they just started saying things like I got a ████ I will say though well it cuz they kept picturing a naked 13-year-olds in her brain that they're not in the right mindset too horn up there's a level of shock I think that happens like when I was doing that pool boy stun where I come out and the ski out see on their face those guys are just shocked shocked first of all they're already horny cuz they can't believe they're like touching this porn star
21:07 chicks tits and then the next thing you know I come in in a ████ ski outfit on skis and these guys are just like I don't know what the ████ is going on you probably could have proposed anything to them be like okay all right that means I could touch your boobs than you that too cuz the blood's rushing all over the place it's not up here brother you got white brains at that moment
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