0:00 one slip up and you're done right one slip up and I'm done deported deported but Obama got elected it sounds like Democrats have been helping you this whole time whoa whoa whoa hold on take take it easy [Music] pal welcome back to a taco Yak Ball episode of you got to show them it's a giant bag yo $4 at Costco $4 for that big of a bag that's crazy cuz they go stale dude if you don't have a proper way to store them that's like for a party though huh po Puffs hot top you guys Hot Topic all right great hot take Hot Topic we can't afford it okay topic is going to be on illegal immigrants okay sub's favorite but we got to talk about how
0:52 illegal immigrants in our life have directly and personally affected you anybody have them wait what's the hot what's so hot about this topic everyone's talking about right now oh you're talking about the trendiness of it I thought you meant as like a hot take like hey what this is a hot take oh like it's a sensitive it's a very Against the Grain thought yeah we're just talking what I'm saying is for example it's against someone's grain though when my parents had a dry cleaners we definitely had some undocumented people as employees working for my parents that were just paid on the table cash and I honestly also do feel as much as some people might be like a you guys are living off of cheap labor it's like that was that's how a lot of immigrants in general had to yeah but then they don't pay under minimum wage they just pay cash yeah uh well it
1:42 might have been slightly under I don't know I really don't know it might have been it might have been cheaper than like market rate for the employee and and nobody's playing like f taxes and stuff well I don't know what the ████ I'm talking about because most uh restaurant peoples they get minimum wage but they just get under the table cash of the same I think that's a dream yeah so what you're talking about is how have illegal immigrants affected Our Lives good or bad sure mhm well subin as the president of illegals for Trump how do you how are you an illegal immigrant but still supportive of trump how does because I was an illegal immigrant about five to six years ago yeah okay so real I was illegal how are you illegal bro that that execution with the ████
2:33 chip all right so back in the day my mom you know flew me out whoa almost kissed the come on man that would have been perfect all right anyways yeah yeah back to he was illegal bro so you started in Korea my mom flew us out mhm and and you know at that time back in 1990 or something you don't know really what to do you know what I'm saying there's no there's no ways to tell you how to be a citizen blah blah blah there is she just didn't read there you go so that's what it was there you go at the age of 19 I was trying to get my license cuz everyone has Li you know everyone bought their first Nissan 240 SX Honda Si Delo
3:24 you know list more cards that was tight pre SP cion TC you know U Miatas and I was just like yo I want to buy a car and I want to suit it up I want to suit It and Boot It you know so I went to DMV and I was just like I want my license they're like well you need to show your birth certificate your Social Security car or anything like that and I was like okay cool how do I get that asked your mom and I was like cool I went to my mom and then she I was just I asked for that and my mom was just like you don't have any of it cuz you're not you're not a citizen and I was just like you know yeah how old were you when you found out I was 19 wow the whole world started collapsing you didn't know to you're 19
4:15 right right a long time oh come on Joel man sorry this ████ hurt my feelings dog sorry I ████ up dude that is crazy though yeah keep going keep going so because at 167 you good 16 so at 16 17 my mom just kept saying oh we don't have it I got to find it so I was like all right bet mom I believe it I see see you missed a big part of it so she's stalling she's stalling so she's stalling so I was I bet I'll just turn 18 19 no problem I'll get my ████ but then when she told me that the whole world went boom and I was just like dang I'm in illegal no way I felt so
5:05 ashamed cuz you know all my friends at ice ice ice ice I come on man at that time my my homies were all you know rednecks chipping dipping Tacomas Offroad crawling and I was just like I feel ████ I feel American but to hear I was an illegal I was like dude it's lowkey embarrassing and I got to hide the fact that I'm in illegal at that time so at that time I was just asking my buddies for riding stuff uh where am I what's the top what happened so what happened how' you become a citizen how did I become a citizen right right right so so you're chipping dipping chipping dipping yo yo I couldn't I couldn't believe the
5:56 bag of this ████ this is crazy where are you I'm so sorry I'm so sorry let me focus when did you become a citizen how did it happen all right so it's crazy part is at that time I was like yo mom what the ████ do I do then how do I even work how do I even do this she's like we got to pray to God a good first what the ████ I looked at my mom pray to God pray to God the F going to do you know and it was crazy cuz my mom said just keep praying something's going to happen and I was just like Mom what the ████ I could have easily just gone driving without a license I could have easily done like some crazy ████ steal Roby I could I could have been in the gang at for one sake you know what I'm saying cuz who would have give a ████ right cuz at that point at that point I really felt like nothing cuz I was just like dude what
6:47 the ████ am I supposed to do one slip up and you're done right one slip up and I'm done deported deported but it was crazy cuz Obama got elected okay okay okay got it so he yeah Obama answered your it sounds like Democrats have been helping you this whole time whoa whoa whoa hold on take it take it easy pal sounds like they're not that bad actually well that's the thing people think I'm just crazy right anyways Obama got elected and he made this thing called DACA I had no ████ idea what the ████ that was dude my mom was just oh we figured it out but I didn't know what it was he made the you know do blah blah blah blah put me on and they accepted me and that's how I got my first social what's DACA stand for is that the dreamers thing dreamers act
7:39 cause act DREAM Act kaak no you know you know what it means everyone knows what it means what does it mean comment below if you know what it means tell us what it stands for I know what it means but do you guys know what it means write it down below Bubba we did the engagement we did the engagement it directly affected you don't know what it means I don't know what I mean I'm looking it up right now so he put that on and that's how I got my social and then that's how I got my license immediately I got it yeah deferred action for childhood arrivals right right dreamers isn't even hey bro you dreamers act C act but they didn't call them dreamers though right you we we call dreamers all put the D as of dreamers act in carcination
8:30 I got that that's the first time I got my license and I got my first car but he you still couldn't like cuz we couldn't do shows with him outside of no no you couldn't he couldn't fly nowhere but then that's when I actually like du into it like yo what the ████ is going on what's Happening how it that's when I finally understood that I was an illegal so looked it up blah blah blah now I finally understand what it was blah blah blah so what I did learn was to not mess up don't get anything crazy don't do anything in joke cuz my mom kept saying don't ████ up that's all she said to me so I was just like come on Mom chill out you know but I didn't know you really could not ████ up so at that time they just kept renewing and stuff like that and then I met my wife blah blah blah got married got married got married for citizenship
9:22 no no for love that's true love uh what do you call it we had to get a we had to get a lawyer but I wouldn't have been able to get that daa if I came across illegally ah cuz there's no documentation saying I crossed the border or anything like that where you're from blah blah blah wait so you didn't cross illegally because you came on a Visa I came on a Visa I came on a plane so but it was illegal because you overstayed your Visa overstay technically yes but then technically they said it was okay because there was a record of my name Crossing to America through a plane through a border and everything properly cuz without that I couldn't have got Dao or my cuz you were a kid it's not like you could control what was going to happen to you yeah so that was the only way they accepted me and my whole paperwork was because I came through legally so all of your
10:13 siblings too they my brother was born in Maui oh so he got naturalized he got naturalized but my mom um you know she didn't have nothing to for some I don't know what the hell happened I don't know how that even happened but when he became 21 at the age age of 21 you're allowed to invite someone and invited my mom got my mom boom but soon as my brother joined the US Army and then there was a you know they had to do the background investigation and everything they asked about me they asked about my mom they immediately granted our paperwork oh that's right yeah so instead of my mom waiting at a certain time because my brother joined the US Army she my mom got a Citi citizenship right away that so cool and my green card got uh pushed accepted expedited right away oh that's so cool I'm surprised as soon as you
11:03 became a citizen you didn't call Ice on your mom huh no she was a cisti before me oh really yeah I was like how the hell that happen but anyways yes what what was the goal what was the goal the goal point we're trying to list all our like New Year's resolutions probably 225 bench this year no you were on topic cuz it was about illegal immigration you're an actual ████ immigrant he your experience right now I know where I'm going so I didn't take my a brand today but so so how does it people think because I like Trump and people immediately think I'm like I don't know ████ about it I'm like dude guys I was right in the ████ boat of it 2016 was when Trump first became president right bro that part was crazy cuz when that happened we didn't complain or anything like that me and
11:53 Sasha we didn't complain uhhuh I was just like well he's became the president that is just what we got to deal with we got to do things properly regardless but my wife was awesome she was just like no let's just get your papers I'll marry you no problem wow cool she was super cool about it and then you know and the thing is obviously not till later it hit me harder you know when I was working with drix it's the first time I ever cried in public cuz I was like hey Dom uh Trump became president I can't he's going to try to deport cuz I thought the daa they're going to just stop they're going to end the program and just ████ send them out so I told dri hey I'm going to leave work cuz I'm going to join the Marines so I was just I'm joining the Army or I'm joining the Marines I'm going to go do it teacher is like no you're not going to ████ do that ████ what the ████ is wrong with you you know what I mean he's like you can stay you can do whatever you want dude I I'll ████ I'll sponsor you if I have to and that's the first time
12:43 crying what do you mean well he figuring out you know he figuring out Solutions that's the first time crying he would have paid anything for you to stay here D said I'll do whatever we got to do to make you you got to marry whoever the ████ you want yeah maybe he was like I'll marry you dude he said that as a joke which made me laugh oh so you so you were crying out of appreciation because that's just cuz it was real no I was crying because it was just like so much happening at once I don't know how to overwhelming right I don't know what happened I don't know what happened I just cried in public where were you like in in the studio oh in the studio crying in the studio hawaian barbecue no that's the that sounds like a private spot Studio okay so not in public but I was I was just I just cried it just it just came it was weird I never liked it I was just like this is so ████ weird I just cried and Dom was like don't even
13:34 trip we got you but when I tried to join the Marines regardless what he said I tried to join the Marines but the Marines like nah bro you need a green cord I was like all right drix what you got man help me out brother you didn't have a green car no I didn't have a green car at that time bro I had a friend who joined the Navy because he couldn't get citizenship and then after he joined the Navy he was able to did he have a green card though it was ████ Tito I don't know if he had a green card don't sound like a green card guy but he but he was on a student visa so maybe that's what his green card was but he was on a student visa we went to college together and then um he was like yeah man like my s███'s about to run out I can't I can't stay in the country and then I guess there's a depending on what
14:25 country you come from there's a limit and then you know there's too many damn Chinese because you know they have a lot of kids and ████ so if you ain't rich and you a broke Chinese no chance that's why they ████ hoop the border and stuff yeah but yeah so one of my buddies he joined the military because he couldn't um get in like that yeah so maybe they really didn't want you in no it's cuz Trump kidding when Trump was president he's very strict about that who can join this is America type but I said that's fine whatever whatever we have to do I didn't complain about Trump that that was the thing I just say let's just do what we got to do I'm surprised though that like you were actually on the losing end of that and then you didn't get mad at Trump and say ████ him because he made my situation harder at at first you're just like man what the ████ you ████ but you know realistically there's no
15:17 point of complaining right yeah cuz what what am I going to who am I to you were supposed to do all that anyway so actually helped expedite you yeah so whatever we had to do we did it properly but when you actually read the terms what Trump said it the DACA cannot be affected by uh the trumps whatever whatever before his ████ presidency right anything new then he has to say but anything before you couldn't touch uh so he's not taking it away just now from now on the terms are determined right because ining more terms instead of being super emotional and crying b███████ right know what I'm saying you did you did cry though you should you're pretty emotional you did cry you did cry no I did not at Trump though I did cry but I don't know but at the end of the day if you just read the terms and read whatever you got to do you just you know
16:08 he can't touch what he what's already been done cuz it's way too far in the process see so I didn't know that too until I start reading and I was just like damn yeah cuz from the outside it just looked like it was going to be deleted entirely yeah I thought he was going to deport all the dreamer kids yeah that's what we see that's that's a even a lot of his policy today it's a lot of it isn't retroactive right in general so that's why so many people were so concerned with a lot of the immigration policy stuff but it's like it's it's non retroactive like if you already did it under like a different you know president's tenure or whatever then like that still stays in place he's just making changes from this moment forward exactly and that's why when it when Trump became president again and people started tripping out I understand you guys trust me but it's not that it's not what you guys think that's unless you unless you haven't done it the right way in the past or if
16:59 you continue to do it the wrong way instead of doing things the right way then that's all on you that's your fault cuz like when he became president we had to did things the right way we didn't hold back do what we got to do so what ended up being your official solution was it getting married for for me it was because you know I didn't want to waste time also after that STD scar ████ you know I was just like he he also cried cuz he thought he had herpes yeah because but then at the end that was a lesson though it was just like God was get emotional while Trump's president though you know can't be crying about Herpes cuz Trump's president listen cry about Herpes dude come on Yo at that moment I was just like it's time to buckle up be serious get your ████ together cuz you're not a citizen need you need to work on becoming a citizen blah blah blah blah how quickly did you get married after Trump was elected in
17:50 2016 H probably two years later so are you still working on getting it no I'm good I got my test coming up this year actually in December and I'm done hey and then you'll be a full-blown citizen full-blown citizen yeah bro the ceremon is tight then you can commit the crime then I'll commit crime got a couple strikes I was uh taking Hannah to go to the immigration thingy and when we were in line everyone kept coming up to me like I needed to do the paperwork here you go Miss Hannah jwa yo oh I see you married a white chick you're getting a green card funny that's hella funny you like America and they were the people that were pen a pen okay the people that were coming the people that were coming up to me weren't even white they're like black and Mexican and they're just like yeah it's funny
18:41 probably cuz you're wearing a kimono or something Samurai looking like The Last Samurai with my ████ long hair with your rice hat illegals for Trump dude are you going to after you officially go through the ceremony you become an official full-blown citizen are you going to go join the Army no I'm going to go travel with the wife oh yeah cuz you could leave the country yeah dude that's true that's a big one now you can see inata go see Asia so you haven't left the country Wow since uh since you came here what year uh when I was a ████ 1 years old wow you've never been wait you have a green card right now right yeah yeah you could leave now no no no you still you still need a passport though we we surrendered our Korean passport oh that
19:32 that was that was our case was even more expensive and harder because they the Koreans didn't want to uh say I was a citizen they said no your dad still lives in Korea therefore you're still a Korean citizen so then you still would have to go do the Army thing right right so my mom had to divorce it's super complicated my mom had to divorce my dad oh ████ so you were like no man's land because you didn't have a Korean passport you didn't have an American passport stuck in the middle no I was I was I was like deep in it but crazy thing is I wasn't curious about traveling to different countries for so long it's it's only recent I was just focused on working and trying to get things out here you're going to love it dude you're going to love it it's going to be fun oh you just came back too you came back from Mexico City oh yeah beautiful so how big is your Club the illegals for Trump Club huh dude it's
20:22 massive I got a whole Squad the biggest Club ever hey we'll celebrate when you become a citizen hi w we go to your ceremony
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