0:05 And welcome back to another episode of the careful boys. We're uh Hey, we're going to this is going to be your guide to getting into Disneyland for free. >> Woah, you know how to People have been doing it lately. I need to know how to do this. You pretend that you're disabled or something? >> You don't got to be ghetto though, do you? Yeah, what you got to do is uh people have been smuggling children in. Shut the ████ up. Like in luggage? Smuggling them in in different ways and people are getting caught. That's messed up. So this one man has recently been accused of smuggling a child in. Uh Obviously it's because it's really expensive to go to Disneyland. So Kids pay full price? Kids pricing is a little bit cheaper. But then Still a lot. chaperoned by an adult. So it's like it's a package deal. So it doesn't matter. Like if you got like a couple kids that are going with you, every Disneyland trip is going to
0:55 be like a thousand bucks. >> [snorts] >> Wow. Yeah, it's crazy. So people be s- sneaking people in for sure. There's like people that like uh they'll they'll try to they'll sprint in. Like once the once the turnstiles open for like a wee- uh a stroller or a wheelchair or something like that, sometimes families will just bolt in. What the ████ >> It's Ghetto. Don't be ghetto. >> Don't be the ghetto. Chinese share right there. Don't be the ghetto. That's some ghetto ████ >> Chinese people do that. I think that's a different culture. Cuz Chinese people they'll buy Yeah, [laughter] it is though. That's true. Cuz Chinese people pay full price and buy all the tickets. And then they'll sprint in like they stole it. Even though they bought all the tickets. Yeah. But they still bought the tickets. Yeah. But they're they're they're non-confrontational. So if you're like, "Hey fool, you're cutting line." They'll just Okay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't hear that.
1:47 Sorry. Sorry. Dude, no. Disneyland is super expensive and people are like uh It's just Now it's like 150 a person. So I'll check the price. You can keep talking. I got the prices right here. So Disneyland uses a seven-tier pricing system based on date demand. So it just fluctuates. So the absolute cheapest an adult might pay on like the tier zero like nobody ever wants to go on these days is 104 bucks. That's the absolute cheapest. All right. I honestly >> When you have an annual pass Well, it depends cuz there's tiers for annual passes, too. Oh my goodness. >> Yeah, cuz then the blackout dates, you know? That's over a thousand bucks. And if you got a family of five, that's like five G's right there. Like premium keys in order to get the parking free cuz parking is like 35 bucks. Disney what? Do you think that's like like mega whack
2:38 cuz in my mind like I don't like the idea of teaching your kid to be a ████ ghetto ass like stealing You know what I mean? Oh, I was asking like if that's whack to you where like I don't really like when parents teach their kid to be like sneaky in that way. Cuz they they lead by You like you're leading by example. So if you're doing ghetto ████ or shoplifting or like, "Hey, hide this and let's walk out the store." I think that's such like degenerative behavior. Yeah. My parents No way. But here's here's the thing. >> You had to steal ████ >> So like my mom taught me my mom would teach me how to like movie hop, right? And it would start as Oh. Yeah, my mom taught me. So just like the the sneaky like like, "Okay, okay, we're going to walk this way. All right, don't say anything." And just like quickly. And we would do that. So I I didn't think shady
3:30 when you're a kid. >> Oh. But that's like the pickpocket culture people. Like gypsies? >> Yeah. Like they they they run scams non-stop. And I remember going to school with a lot of kids where their parents were all like they can't wait to like get welfare and ████ Like they scam the [laughter] welfare system. >> They can't wait. Yeah. Like who's the first? It's the first. But like they they that their whole like generationally they figure out scams and that's normal and they teach the kids to scam. >> sucks. Some groups they that's the that's all they do. Like I get I get if you're a parent you got to scam, but like hide it from the kid or something so they think it's just a normal day. >> [laughter] >> That's the thing though like I like People are just in different situations so they just see the world different, you know? >> Yeah. But then why you going Disneyland then? But cuz what happens Everyone
4:22 wants to go to Disneyland. It's it's the biggest dream that they that their kid has, but they really can't afford it type ████ you know? Like >> Oh. Same people that are like, "Oh yeah, church on Sundays. You know, you got to live by the Lord's word. And we going to run in a Disneyland a minute the gates open." You know, it's like what what is your stance? Like what are you trying to do? >> [laughter] >> Jesus is king, but also >> But also Mouse is lord. Disney is ████ stealing our money. >> [laughter] >> You know the idea of like it it's crazy because um I enjoy Disneyland. I'm one of those people who just loves to go on their food, drinks, and stuff like that. It's a good time. I I grew up next to it. I have good core memories with my family. I like being there, right? >> [snorts] >> But then it gets packed like crazy. When it gets packed like crazy, I never want to be there. That's just how it is,
5:12 right? You want it to be a little bit more exclusive. So the only thing that makes sense because it gets packed like crazy is like I guess it makes sense to raise the price. The demand is so high, I guess it makes sense to raise the price. And they raise the price so Toontown rumbles don't happen. >> [laughter] >> And then maybe less people will go. But for some reason the prices keep going up. Everybody keeps talking ████ and complaining and it's still packed like crazy. Cuz it's Disneyland. It's kind of like you could raise the price of crack, but it's not going to stop people from smoking crack. Okay, yeah. Disneyland is ████ drugs. But that also means that it you're you're going to inevitably run into more of this because it's so yeah, it's it's way farther. It's not as accessible anymore. Like it's going to cost you like three months of your family's like earnings for your kid to get a chance to go to something that like that's their number one dream. Their entire ecosystem
6:03 is run by like the Disney monopoly from entertainment production media and stuff like they're just constantly being fed this is the dream. And it's like how do you get there? It was always relatively expensive, but like now it's a different kind of expensive, right? Now it's like to take a family of four you're minimum dropping a thousand dollars. Who's doing that for a one-day Anaheim location vacation? >> When you could buy a flight somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I when as a kid I only went to Disneyland like twice because my parents kept telling me, "This is too rich for us. We're poor." And then I would have meet friends that would go every year for their birthday and I'm like, "Woah." This family went kind of viral recently because instead of dropping the money to go to Disneyland in California, they flew to Japan and went to Disneyland in Tokyo and it was cheaper. It was cheaper overall? Overall. But
6:53 it's not the same cuz all the princesses are Japanese. No, they're white. Oh, really? They they hire white people for Tokyo Disneyland. I never went so I'm just making it [laughter] up. That was like a a great gig actually for people in the Yeah. Yeah. All of these theme parks actually everywhere around the world. >> Yeah. To Tokyo Disney? But I don't know. That seems like a weird thing where it's like Why do some some families really do treat it like it's a ████ a right to go to Disneyland? I demand [laughter] a Disneyland. Yeah, cuz I'm like if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. That's like saying like, "Oh yeah, I really want to fly business class." Like yeah Yeah, dude. and get it or you're just not ready for that yet. >> Shout out to Hawaiian Airlines for a free upgrade. I got I got [laughter] I got first class on my flight here. >> Privileged, dude. I didn't pay for it. >> It's something all of us been through. I mean I like my up until I was 18 I only went twice cuz we're just too poor to
7:44 afford it. And back then I remember the prices were like 35 dollars a ticket. And my parents were like, "This is Bro, I didn't you wish you came from a gypsy family though where they snuck your ass in? And then they didn't tell you no. They didn't tell you we don't we can't afford gypsy I mean we can't afford Disneyland. Gypsyland. >> [laughter] >> And I was going to say gypsyland. We can't afford Gizzneyland. Gizzneyland. They didn't tell you no. They made it happen. And you were able to ████ ride the teacup ride every week. Every you went to Splash Mountain. It don't ████ matter, man. They give you everything you wanted. Yes. Yeah. I would love to. Yeah, as a kid I wouldn't give a ████ how you did it. Just make the magic happen. You could have ████ snuck his ass in and paid no money. I don't think I'd be able to enjoy Disneyland as a kid if I ████ snuck in honestly. Cuz you'd be too guilty? Nah, yeah because it's like I call ████
8:34 >> Nah, for real. Cuz for one I was very Christian as a kid. Two, the innocence of Disneyland is ruined if you ████ jacked it. Isn't that funny? Cuz the Disney world is this rated G pure place and people are doing rated R ████ to get in there. That's ████ crazy, dude. >> Did they tell us what type of methods they used to get them in? Put them in a ████ box, basically. Strollers, put them, you know, like hide them like behind their other kids. Like the Cuz sneaking in is so anti-Disney. >> If you really did analyze, let's say you grabbed every one of these people that did that, how many of these I bet you could afford it? They're just cheap asses. Oh. >> we paint this picture that everyone who's who's ████ stealing Disneyland entry is like, "Holy, just ████ have to steal bread to live." It's like ████ no, dude. Some people are just cheap.
9:24 Like >> See, but like they and they could technically pay for it, but it might set them back like months. Oh, boo hoo. They probably bought rims or some ████ And then they they couldn't afford the ticket cuz they You have to like financially analyze each person that does this in order to actually say with a verdict, "Okay, you deserve to steal Disneyland." It's like but how much I'm not emphasizing. I want Disneyland to be strict on this so that nobody does it. What if there was a hell of families wearing Kith and ████ sneaking their kids in? Which I bet there are. I bet there are, dude. >> these are like I'm not saying these are like ghetto black people. I think you probably have seen affluent white people doing this ████ You know what I mean? You've seen affluent white ass people probably doing this. >> [laughter] >> contradictory behavior there. Cuz then you'll also see fat ass ████ that like park their car, right? And they walk all the way to the entrance.
10:14 Once they get there, since they don't want to walk anymore, they all get like those moped things to go around Disneyland. But I'm like, "Dude, that would have been the perfect time for you to get 10,000 steps in the day walking around the amusement park, but now you're going to continue your fat lifestyle and keep going around on wheels." There's so much contradiction all over the place, dude. >> And it's like the the fact that like if you snuck if you had to sneak in to Disneyland, you're no longer allowed to buy any food in there. Because like the food in there probably could have cost your ticket. If you're doing that, you got to ████ pack sandwiches like my family did. I never even ate one thing in Disneyland until I was an adult. Cuz we always brought lunch. But but you guys don't care. No, that was my one treat that I had to split with my sister. Even back then it was expensive. >> But I don't but but then they they have so much money. Like why would why do you guys care? Like Disneyland makes so
11:04 ████ much if a little a street rat comes in and and enjoys >> [laughter] >> and enjoys a roller coaster ride, who cares? I mean, I would never rat the person out. If I saw it happen, it's not like it's not like I'm going to be like, "Disneyland, they snuck in cuz I paid full price so they need to" You know, I I let whatever happen happen, but for the integrity of the society that you want to participate in Yeah, you still want that ████ in here. We're in a innocent ass place where everyone's supposed to be Little Mermaid and Cinderella, and we got some hood rats up in this ████ Get him out of here. >> Same sentiment that people have when they ████ steal from Walmart and they're like, "Why do you care? It's a big corporation." Like no, I don't want you ████ around. I don't want this guy around. You don't want them in the same aisle farting next to you. >> Yeah, because that guy would steal from you. For me, I'm like, "Yeah, if they get in, I'm not a rat, so I'm not going to rat. But if you're in front of me in
11:55 line and you're like in front of me and I want you out of line, then I'm going to tell you so that I could get a little bit closer to the front of the line." >> [snorts] [laughter]
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