0:00 they're like you get a preferred seat for $30 extra dollar but it's like what's preferred about it you're like oh you could recline a little bit more I know you could do this for $30 you pay $30 and it's like hey no elbows and and it's like n I'll save money and they're like thees are going body checking you [Music] dude okay so American Airlines has sent a reminder to flight attendants not to go above and beyond for passengers in economy what wow that's crazy that's pretty funny actually they pay for economy don't treat them that special they've been treating us like ████ recently dog I can feel it doesn't it feel like it's like oh that was a mandate that makes so much S I feel like there's like a person sleeping and there's a blanket that kind of fell and then the the flight
0:51 attendant going like that and the manager like hey remember we're supposed to do leave it on the ground spit on them spit on take it take it she can't see it she she won know where it went she so if that was their above and beyond I wonder what the opposite is cuz like it's been kind of ████ it's been ████ I feel like flight attemps have just getting beaten down the past ████ like 2 three years too you know they must be so confused like their morale you can see in their eyes you're just like man I feel bad for you bro like they beat me down I feel like I need to wear elbow pads every time I'm in the aisle seek I'm like oh God Jesus oh yeah when they come with a tray I feel like they do that on purpose to slam our ████ elbows it's like economy economy first class and then they're you do that every day I mean yeah probably wouldn't give a ████ either In First Class it has bumpers on the sides dude I still love flying though like as much as I I I did a I did a ████
1:43 ton of Miles like last year that ████ don't ████ up your back though uh you know what I fly so much now I get free like upgrades to premium economy or first yeah bro don't ask dumb questions like that what do you think he is don't ask a scy ████ for hours I fly Spirit though like hands down like $20 flights It's ████ amazing yeah but you travel with the backpack you cheat you're cheating oh that's true what do you mean spirit is $7 for a ████ bag so normies like me have to use the bag thing well what you should be doing is wearing your several days of clothes no on your person absolutely not put all the things you need in your backpack you know how many chains that is he can't wear I got multiple chains now I got multiple bags that are ████ crushing the market what am I going to do you my friend just don't know how to travel okay no I know how to brand that's my problem I know how to Brand look got eight LED hats all right when you're out
2:34 here it's 4 days why would you need more than a backpack this is $1,000 very big this $1,000 nft hoodie Joe okay dude look how much this is oh my God you could see the ,000 free trade baby all right trade free now what does that mean it means I paid $1,000 for it but why can't you just wear that on your flight you do put it in your luggage no I put it in my luggage but I put it inside of a bag so it's like all nice and campy and doesn't get hurt retain the value yeah I got to retain the value you say you don't wear this in public I don't wear this anywhere except for to JK news and that's ████ it and I wear on crypto corner and that's it okay and it goes back in the closet look how pristin it is I'm telling you well if you want okay we have a we have a coat rack right there you can put your stuff here that you can put on while you're here now that this place is clean I I will do and whenever you do your
3:26 trips okay save money just come with the clothes on your back have a stack of stuff here and then just kind of dig it yeah and then when you're not here Joe's going to be like look how good this sweater looks on Jo putting my chains on like like what if I turn $88,000 into $65,000 I would beol he plays te he role playing oh that's tight I think my 1,000 Ki turned into 3,000 ████ let's go baby I think American Airlines need to learn from ████ the Asian airlines dude oh my God like Singapore dude Singapore is incred I'm surprised the ████ won't blow you yeah they'll do everything bro my mom was trying to uh get a flight to Singapore for January that ████ was round trip ████ like
4:18 $5,000 huh round trip round trip is it cuz it's peak season or something going is it cuz it's peak season I don't know first class no that's uh I think either economy or premium economy that's not even business that's not even business dude I got business Singapore Airlines to Japan round trip for under four grand that's what me and Nikki did but this was business 2017 oh yeah when we did honeymoon to Bali we did Singapore to um to Bali oh yeah crazy and and uh yeah four I think five maybe for both of us for both wow that is really good I don't even know if those prices are the same anymore awesome deal actually cuz in 2019 we went to Singapore we got premium economy that ████ was like $1,300 nice oh my gosh premium economy premium economy is worth it in 2019 after that
5:08 you know what's funny I could have sworn premium economy were normal yeah for real like and then they gave you like now they like trick you like economy and you're like really it feels so small and then you go to premium economy you're like this is what it used to be yeah I think they switched it it's a little bigger right they're just trying to uh obscure your sense of like what class is what class cuz spirit what is there even a first class for Spirit no I think I think that's on a different plane entirely no no no no there is their first class is just play in the front no they they do have a first class but it's not it's just bigger seat it's on a Delta plan I forgot which one it was you can't even recline yeah like the it's a fixed chair you're like it's americanl you're like God damn I got to stay like this yeah you're sitting like this your NE is all like they're like you get a preferred seat for $30 extra dollars but it's like what's preferred about it
5:58 you're like oh you could re a little bit more I know you can do this for $30 you pay $30 and it's like hey no elbows and and it's like I'll save money and like thees are going body checking you dude you almost put in excuse me excuse me excuse me oh sir you're good what so what ways are they trying to um cut back on like servicing so no blankets uh no uh pillows no treats that are that could be um seen as confused as a bit stooping sto and Waffle what do they give you the ████ the little cookies bis offer I heard that the uh airline industry in America can't survive unless the government subsidizes it Dam like it's just that makes sense hard for them
6:48 to make a profit spency American uh framed this as consistency by the way which is to say that making sure that there are no occasional surprise and Delight moments in the coach the heck taking away the positivity not to take the liberty of like making anybody's day a little better no moments of Joy let me just like read to you what these corpor crazy if that's the verbage as part of our commitment to ensuring a consistent customer experience please refrain from offering premium cabin amenities SL service items i e pillows blankets amenity oh he doesn't want the peasants to get too used to it but it's under the guise of equality to anyone not seated in a premium cabin so basically like don't let the premium cabin people see these peasants getting anything close to what they're getting dude that's some manipula is that what it is I thought it was like we just want to keep the same standard so then they don't expect it
7:38 next time when they come what it's both whatever happened to just making sure everyone on the plane gets a nice pleasant ride so then they keep coming back to the ████ Airline like what happen to that ni these people have to be better than these people cuz they paid more yeah cuz you do want to be like Oh I'm going to get premium economy so stupid dude when I was when I was fing Singapore though business class I was laughing at everybody walking by yeah for sure bye loser Asian airlines though they make you feel like pu take a shower ████ out of here you're not staying here get back here yeah get the ████ out of here don't use a restroom you know what I'm wondering like why is it that they're able to charge like pretty decent prices but have way better service and I'm wondering if it has something to do with like they get they can afford different um what do you call
8:29 it quality of employment or just it's it's the price so for example right like in America the cost of living is really high right so and then we have unions and all that stuff so to give everybody a livable wage it's just so expensive for American um flights versus like in Asia the the the living um like standard living costs are way like chopped down so they can get away with paying them less so you know what I mean mean it's so their prices might be expensive to the like people in Singapore but like maybe in America or everyone else buying the flights are like oh yeah this is really good this is competitive and then the quality is high cuz that's for them all luxury true for Singapore's hell expensive too though yeah but like let's say if you live in Tokyo versus a flight
9:20 attendant that lives in Oklahoma like the Oklahoma cost of is probably cheap oh regionally mean but then like there's places in Asia that are hell expensive too like Hong Kong like when you look at micro region only huh yeah I still I still think America even like Oklahoma compared to like Nagasaki or whatever it's still higher because so for example in Japan right like um houses are practically free a mortgages are like 0% literally dude the the cost of living is really low outside of Tokyo so like and you don't need a car so like in America everyone kind of needs a car and then a lot of households have like two right you have by health insurance so like your monthly expenses are pretty ████ high and I'm assuming that's why they can get away the if if we look at flight attendance payers I I
10:10 guarantee you European and Americans are probably really ████ high got it yeah um do you have to be a citizen to buy a house in Japan no no really no he just made a weeb very happy no dude all right I know it's like Italy where there's like they're just giving
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