0:00 [Music] what's the worst date you guys ever been on in your whole life yeah the worst dates did you only see 911 oh i see worst date yeah that would be a bad day yeah that's gonna be a bad day i don't know if i had any really bad ones i forget all my dates are ████ there's a snapshot lit i repress those in my memory go first i can't remember remember joe yeah me neither i went on a blind double date once and then i was so like i did not like the girl at all so bad that i i made an excuse up and i left in the middle of it like we didn't even we sat down that sounds terrible we didn't order anything so your lady just stayed there yeah and i was like yo i gotta go bro what's wrong with the chicks called her bro uh i did call her bro um i sh i just we just as soon as she
0:52 started talking to me i was like oh this this can't happen like i am gay i was like you don't get a dick your boy's out and i left wait you're a woman that's when you realize that you are gay actual crazy wow you look like a real man in your profile yeah the jawline and everything it was crazy what you got rick you got anything i was expecting a man what the ████ we're going to skip anthony because he probably just had sex all the time so uh there was a tick tock influencer who went viral um for a video where she describes her worst date ever she says that she met her date on a dating app and then he um had her pick him up from his house uh so that they could go get food together this from the chick's perspective yeah it's all from the chicks perspective she says that he uh he gets in the car
1:43 and then he's like let's go to taco bell damn that's not what i said where he where he proceeded to order 100 tacos no way from the drive-through that 401 100 taco i was the girl driving i'm leaving the driver yeah i'm like no we're not i would have been like i can't eat that much bro like like let me just see though i want to see how this goes is that ████ yours is he subliminally trying to be like talking about her taco i mean he did it a hundred times so maybe it's not that simple 100 tacos not date's over that's it dude wait and then what so then he he's like ah ████ i forgot my ████ wallet oh wait i just don't know where my oh i left it probably back at the house there so she had to pay for 100 tacos that he
2:35 ordered how much is that is that a hundred dollars it's way more than a hundred dollars i have no idea how much it is probably like yeah it's like a good deal it was dorito locos too it wasn't even probably like a dollar taco nowadays so then uh he's like i got an idea he's like why don't we take these back to my place right and we'll you know we'll have the tacos we'll have a little dining experience so um they get back to his house and there's hella dudes there she goes inside and his dad's sitting on the and couch proceed to put the um all the tacos out on the table and then her date yells let's feast and then they all just started eating tacos in complete silence what the ████ her day her and the dad are just ████ going why is this girl like that enabling this
3:26 i watched the video right there's a video it's a tick tock yeah dad doesn't say anything to the girl at first right he puts the tacos on the table he does the let's feast then dad walks in and quietly grabs a taco and starts eating it he wasn't invited to the table but he's like it's a hundred ████ tacos here what is this chick doing and then ask the girl if she wants to see his studio dad like like a music studio nobody knows at that point she was like all right i'm ████ out here oh at that point she's out ████ what's her breaking point right maybe the date was coming afterwards maybe he was maybe he was just hungry you know he's like let's go to the bathroom together she's like i don't know about this
4:17 all right one more okay i'm already here i don't know where my line is dude this chick is crazy she should have left already no she she says that repeatedly doing a video she knew but at that point she was like i don't know man that's kind of intriguing right it's like if you're that studio is a dexter kill room it has to be that's correct dude if this is my daughter i'm yelling at my daughter i'm grabbing her by her her shirt and i'm shaking her dad who's about his dad was probably like i'm ████ hungry go get one of your girls to ████ get me some tacos i do think yelling let's feast is something i will be incorporating into oh yeah that's exactly what i is this guy like handsome as ████ that's the coolest thing he did she doesn't say he's probably gotta be dude i don't know i don't maybe i'm old-fashioned but i
5:08 feel like if i was a chick the minute a dude goes can you pick me up yeah right now next he finessed everything everything like he didn't say come pick me up he was like let's meet here or something and it was his house oh ████ pretty sure he didn't say let's go to taco bell he gave her directions and they ended up at a time no way wow also so so at the end real brilliant yeah once she hit her breaking point she took the rest of the tacos back because she paid for it oh she took it she's like what the ████ was he like hey she doesn't say that's funny as ████ the dad my feet you think this is like that guy's like
5:58 first rodeo with that or just it sounds like he's he's doing it so much that you know what's crazy is if you swap the genders and if i get into a car with a chicken and she's like let's go talk about get a and she proceeds to order 100 tacos i'm like this chick's pretty ████ big girl go back to her spot it's her she's like let's feed her show me her studio okay that's true incredible because there isn't a weird ████ danger element if i'm a chick i'd be like i'm about to get murdered but if it was the other way around like they tried something ████ up yeah cause the student's talking about i will beat this chick up and she's gonna kill me yeah she try something i'ma punch her in the face dude that's true the danger element doesn't exist for us yeah and i think the stereotypical guy's a loser so this behavior matches the loser behavior i want to see what this guy looks like though he has to be ████ hot as ████ yeah of course he has to be looking like
6:49 zach but if you're eating 100 taco bell tacos i don't know about that guys maybe that's just it was just taco tuesday maybe on friday he's eating something like he might be so broke that he's saving those or maybe he's michael phelps he's doing like 15 calories 15 000 calories a day and obviously it's between him and his dad and who knows how many other family members are like waiting to eat some tacos i love that he's either hot as ████ or michael phelps right now yeah well it was a it was a hot girl right i'm only assuming she was an influencer or whatever i didn't find her hot okay did you find her hot i'm not gonna comment on that okay never mind can you can we just show we won't say anything i just want to see we'll judge her no because when you say it i all of a sudden thought it was some like hot instagram girl now it's a bunch of ugly ████ she averaged at least or no i would say average i mean i i
7:40 wouldn't i wouldn't call her ugly no no no no because you could kind of see the scale like of who they're going to go for based off of what they look like too oh dang joe's going there no no give him give the one from the video okay all right you wouldn't understand any sex have her yeah you sex however i've never heard that ████ you know just buy you 100 tacos all the time dude dude your brand is ████ anthony we're exposing you dude yeah it's kind of pixelated but you're going to get the idea sarah silverman's sister sarah silverman's sister yeah yeah she just looks like a typical girl like a red yeah yeah she's got two eyes and a nose big ████ mug dude that's like she has a big glass of milk she looks like she went on a bad date she looks traumatized yeah i want to show the prettier one yeah when she's like not her face isn't
8:30 screened yeah i don't want to i don't want the picture where she's like i just bit through some ████ or she's like partially blinking talking yeah oh yeah this is her yeah she's cute yeah she's cute so like i don't know like usually you know girls that can date guys they're gonna go for yeah they're gonna get they're gonna get guys that are good looking i mean it was on tinder or something so she had to find him attractive yeah right she swiped on them yeah can we there's no uh she doesn't is her tick tock her explaining it that's it oh okay i don't know she's like capturing footage of the dad walking in and dirty that's face and ████ i'll be ████ turn that's in that sweatshirt telling the story yeah that's true how many girls did this dude do it to where he's that comfortable pulling this off he's probably very comfortable he had to have this he's got a routine right like a way to speak about like you know meet at this place was ████ telling you that she's gamified bro yeah ████
9:20 because and there's girls on the other end doing the same ████ too my favorite i wonder if i honestly wonder if taco bell had something to do with this because my favorite picture of this experience is one of the thumbnails in one of the news articles has this and i'm like dude talk about tacos not look like that nah not even that's not taco bell that's ████ bj's tacos who did this wait what are we eating for lunch again because that looks good yo i think i'm gonna get taco bell after though because i usually like del taco but for some reason yeah you got it in your head now taco bell's delicious i like that i like del taco with the dell score shows you like they'll taco more than taco bell i do i do like to talk more that's what i'm talking about bro the chicken tacos i'm the only one here dale taco chicken tacos are better than most things and they're but taco bell beef tacos you can't beat that [Music]
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