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Pilot Upset That Passengers Won't Stop Airdropping Each Other

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0:00 got a girl's number on the on the highway like having her uh like turn Hunter no no oh I I air dropped my contacts to her what you guys are driving side by side [Music] a Southwest Airlines flight was nearly turned around when something pretty interesting was happening between passengers and I'm gonna play this you were squabbing they were asking are we there yet what happened so I'm gonna play this right now so here's the deal this continues while we're on the ground I'm gonna have to all back to the gates everybody's gonna have to get off we're gonna have to get security involved and it's vacation is going to be ruined so you folks whatever that airdrop thing is let's send a naked picture let's get yourself when I was in Hawaii so I'm gonna air

0:52 drop me in an airplane what'd they send you the it was uh from I got her I Got a notification saying um Kris Jenner would like to airdrop you a photo ████ when I was coming from Hawaii too I always decline man yeah I just declined I auto decline dude even for my wife let me see if I have it I've never got a random Air Drive really this is what I got what does that say it's a picture of Kris Jenner saying you got Christ that's all it says wait so they have to go back because someone sent naked pictures on airdrop they were sending a bunch of naked photos all over airdrop back and forth so it's okay to airdrop people's stuff as long as it's not obscene I don't know but be like hey I'm a ████ stock broker check out my phone

1:42 everyone had to get out of the plane and then the ████ cops are gonna crack down on who did it they didn't have to turn the plane around everyone chilled out after that but this was a viral Tick Tock because of what happened which means it's gonna happen a lot more on fights now exactly right because you can go viral this way and that's so annoying uh but I know I've seen like yeah I've had it happen to me I didn't accept it because I was just like I was probably gonna be some dick yeah and this was before they even they even took off yet so you could make a lot of money off that it's like oh man I hope it's some dick oh my God this is a picture of Kris Jenner oh no I wouldn't accept it because you just don't know what it is like it could be incriminating ████ it could just be ████ weird yeah exactly I don't believe anything yeah I don't care what the ████ it is dude yeah it's not like a bunch of old folks dude yeah that's a high risk through a picture can they I

2:32 would accept dying online so this is this is like that's my guy Chris you think it's just like random naked stuff or this is like the same thing as like one of those ████ streakers but like instead they're just doing it digital oh so it's their ████ yeah they get off on it that is what's happening yeah you're right it is you can't trace back like who did it no you can't you'd be like that guy's body type everyone whoop your dicks out it's like that guy's going like this it's the one who's all you know yeah laughing yeah that's a dead giveaway yeah it doesn't show you like on airdrop like who it was saying I got that picture I stood up and tried to look around did you I wanted to make eye contact with someone like who was it yeah yeah yeah I did hear like half of the plane giggle after that airdrop was sent that I didn't accept and I was like oh that's probably like everyone did accept it they're like oh that was funny what if Nick flipped the

3:22 ████ out who the ████ did that shot he's like I got crisp ████ is that I don't get Chris my name is Nick Dunn I don't get ████ Chris who the ████ sent that to you thanks Nick Dunn oh you know what Tim says he does that ████ well you just send ████ up Ryan does too yeah Ryan yeah I do it I do it to ████ up people's recordings I don't really I'm not trying to actually yeah I better drop the comedy show flower I've done that hey that's cool that's smart my comedy show yeah that's kind of desperate too that's I like I know I did it I ran it you know what I'm saying it's the New Age of Ultron it's a preview of what's in store it's like it's not this isn't even in your final destination but um if you happen to be coming back yeah yeah it wasn't at an airport I don't actually don't remember where it was at but I remember I've done

4:12 that at the comedy show air dropping I've actually got an airport okay I've got a girl's number on the on the Highway by like having her uh like turn Hunter no no I I airdropped my contacts to her what you guys are driving side by side so so she was like uh yeah she was a hot chick whatever and I caught her attention and then we like you know then we ended up like speeding up and got next to each other again and I'm telling her like air drop air drop turn your airdrop on and she's always like okay all right you know and so like motorcycles she ████ admits or something ████ goes 20 feet which is literally all right and so uh yeah I sent I sent my contact and when I when I clicked like a iPhone 3 or whatever I clicked it and then I was like did you did you get she's like yeah I got it and then she texted me she was like that was the smoothest way I've ever gotten a number oh so what happened after that yeah what happened after that

5:03 we texted a little bit and then and then she was just like how many people have you done that to and I was just like what why you gotta ruin that ████ yeah how many girls how many girls have you done so I was like yo this was actually the cool I've never done that before this was cool and then she just you've never done that before yeah yeah all right you go like how many guys have you gave in your number two yeah guys they're too smooth like 16. sabotaging her own ████ yeah fell for it that's pretty cool you should just responded with how many guys have you said yes to yeah I guess that's true true I was just like damn this was a cool moment you're already like losing trust you don't say LOL you could have said how beat is that ████ how big is that ████ how beautiful you think I sent it with confetti and that's

5:53 what the gynecologist would ask does there happen to be a photo of this uh air droppage no foot of the air droppage no photo of the nudes as usual you host the show you know the story so it was direct yeah it was a direct well I don't know what they what kind of sandwich they had actually oh this is normal stuff they don't it's not sandwiches it's Southwest you have to pay for sandwiches they give you nuts only whoa actually actually peanuts usually pretzels it's usually pretzels thinking about like fire so during covid right all the guys on Hollywood Boulevard that asked if you like hip-hop like they had no clientele because

6:43 because it was covid right so I think the best thing that they should have done is everywhere they went they should air dropped a meme of themselves going to do like hip hop and not their album if they weren't resistant to Modern ways of advertising yeah and they still use CDs I'm waiting for a billboard to free up with a guy who just says do you like hip-hop you can't give away his album and there's no way for you to answer he's just looking at it like I do but I love it actually what next is do you like hip-hop and then on the next one he's trying to put his music around your ear oh that's good just trying to put the headphones in your hand you get a sneak peek as you drive up yeah that's not bad that's kind of tight when to let have you ever done something based on ability yeah Larry H Parker dude I've never done it but you know them

7:34 right it's like the ████ Adriana's Insurance yeah sweet dreams is this lawyer who has a dentist a four four four four four four number that's it that's his uh he's all the only number you gotta remember is four this is his billboard four the only one six seven seven seven seven seven seven days I would say that the only ones that are kind of nice are the ones are like lizard Show April 4. yeah convention convention Boat Show yeah well my favorites are like on the way to like Vegas or something it's like McDonald's exit two miles I love those Billboards are they ████ tight like Peggy Sue's in 50 minutes or some ████ you're like damn that I'm hungry have you heard a book yeah it's one of the biggest gas stations and they got Shen Yoon in Texas though everywhere he's like what I've never

8:25 even heard it did you call me sure you can I'm not attracted of karate fighter guy popular series no thank you well it's a quick Time game though it's kind of lame quick time yeah yeah so do you guys want any real gameplay very slow talking do you guys want to list more of your favorite Billboards anybody else um so five they're promoting all the strip clubs in City of Industry oh those are nice oh yeah in Vegas too they just have like giant trucks to drive around like with those little thin Billboards it's like escorts escorts escorts and the numbers like six nine six nine it's like a girl in a bikini and it's like a golf course and

9:15 it says like in in like Nevada Northern Nevada or whatever but there's like a resort and apparently it's like a like a Resort golf course and there's like girls in bikinis there like that are your caddies well apparently the win actually with their golf course they hosted a collaborative uh I think it was with Crazy Horse or with crazy girls and they actually had strippers be caddies for the tournament oh wow and I think that there was actually strippage I don't know not at the wind can you tell it again like put in the way that JoJo said it where you're almost having to tell it to your chick but like in a way like that you don't like it yeah like it doesn't appeal to you yeah

10:05 this side quest lead do you know has anyone ever taken that this one called the numbers are like way older now where does that what happens when you bite that yeah when you call the number what happens where does that go I think it's a call escort number that's it that's all it is and I think that number leads to a menu it's not to a direct person I release the menu of girls that like blah but I think also all those girls are like way way younger in their photos because I remember back in the day when that guy was there it would be like 40 Mexicans in neon t-shirts just doing they're not there they're not there anymore wait what is this I mean in Vegas a couple of them are still handing those out like on the Strip so Vegas at the strip almost every intersection or even almost any opening to any parking garage like you walk down the strip there's the Mexicans and like the neon

10:56 yellow or Neon pink shirts and they're passing out like these flyers like little like flyers I've seen little cars they're exotic girls yeah numbers right on the back with like a little ass star on their nipples but you can still yeah yeah you're like and they stand there and they slap the papers together to get your attention oh gotcha and then and then when you get close they'll go like this if you don't get it I'll just go back to that you just hear it like and around them it's like probably 750 of those cards on the ground on the ground I can't say no so I always take them crazy yeah I always have a bunch when I leave but it's like oh okay well like you know this isn't working bro I've always wondered like because you know like in Westworld where like in West will they go in there's a guy going come get the treasure with me no thanks I'm gonna go over here they remind me of that like what happens when you take this road yeah yeah it's usually like uh let's just say as long as we if we all

11:46 know about them and they've been doing them for years people are calling well not anymore though I haven't seen them you were just there's way fewer you were just there right yeah these people still on sidewalks from time to time it's a little bit more discreet definitely back in the day it was like every everywhere yeah there would be like shoulder to shoulder yeah even though the bridges would be like two of them like everywhere there'd be more of them than pedestrians sometimes yeah maybe that was their growth part of their business and now they're done with that and they saturated already and matured uh their own users but it is weird though because you'll see them and like a ████ guy with a Pikachu costume and it's got like a stain on the like tail or whatever and there's like a broken like Transformer and then they'll be like those uh show Girls Girls yeah oh just paste these on so it's like the stripper version take a picture take a picture Transformer it's Bumblebee and he's going

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