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What's the Coolest Thing You Currently Own?

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0:00 How many homies pitched in? >> Three. >> Hey, is >> God damn, dude? >> Mike included. But the >> Do they want to do they need more homies? >> The funny thing is they thought it would ended up they they thought they were chipping in for a real fridge and so when they came over to my house >> and then saw my real fridge and then saw this fridge that's like half the size, they're like, "Oh, this is what we got you." >> Okay, boys. What's the coolest thing that you own? >> Hands down. >> Yeah. A wife >> that you could brag about. >> Come on. Damn. Already? >> That's pretty good. >> Hands down. Huh? Let me think about it. >> Coolest to like you or coolest that you know. >> Coolest to you. Yeah. >> Coolest. Yeah. To you. >> Yeah. >> Or would you say I don't want to be JK

0:50 about it. Okay. >> Well, you're going to make rule. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ████ RULES, BARB. >> NO. I was going to be like cuz I'm trying to like boil it down, right? cuz I can't think of it on the spot, but I was going to be like, is it one of those things like if your house is burning, what's the thing you go inside and grab and take out? You know, >> a fire extinguisher. >> That's not what cuz then you pick ████ pictures of your little son, be a gay boy. >> I got I got digital digital things of those things. >> The coolest coolest thing that I own is a ████ samurai suit. >> That's true. That is sick. >> I was this close to throwing away the case, but I like I want to give my shout outs to Ron. He goes, "Don't throw that thing away." And I'm like, I know, but it was so heavy. And and then the more we looked at it, we're like, ████ it's a lot of work. But I'm so ████ glad after setting it up in my house, I was like, >> yeah, man. I'm so glad I kept this ████ >> It looks dope. >> And I miss seeing the suit in there. Like, it was funny having the old um

1:41 your old characters in there, >> but the suit in there looks badass as hell. >> And the memories like when we were ████ uh in downtown LA and me and Bart are like, "Yo, how we going to decorate? we're going to do this and we just started researching. We're probably supposed to ride a skate or something, but we were researching like where we could get a authentic suit. Do you remember we decided on a plane? >> A plane? >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> I think we were either coming back from Japan or something and then I think we decided on the plane and I remember I would have a bright idea. So I would walk down to his Joe I think whatever whatever. And he's okay cool. And then he would have an idea. Oh no, no. Walk down to my oh no. I think but we should get this with the sword with the whatever. Okay, cool. >> And then I'm like, "Oh, but okay, but then what about the case or whatever?" And we would just keep walking up and down the hallway of the plane. I remember we decided the plane >> and then we found a Japanese Yeah.

2:32 >> If I was on the plane next to you guys, I'd be like, "Come on, dude." >> They're like a couple rows away. We just kept going up and down the trying to sleep. It's like, "Are they buying a samurai suit?" >> Hey, isn't it also cuz Shinsengumi had one and we used to go there every night? >> One in Monterey Park, >> dude. >> They did. Yeah, it had the red one. We did go there all the time. That place was like >> ████ >> But Joe, yours is cooler. >> Yeah. And I I think I found I maybe I asked an employee or someone. I was like, "Where'd you guys get this?" And it was a legit site. >> Amazon, >> dude. It was >> No, man. That was so cool. The memories of it is just like >> knowing you guys, you guys probably debated for like 85 hours about what's the most authentic one and ████ And then you and then you just randomly stumble on it in Shinsengumi and you're like, "Okay, we'll just copy them."

3:23 >> Maybe. >> I remember looking at the site though and then there were ones that were like $30,000. >> Some of them were like $2,000 and we're like what what's the difference in like what makes it $28,000? >> Dude, I remember I remember writing movies with you guys and you guys would debate about why a character shouldn't be from Montabelloo for like three hours. Like you're like, "That's not true." SGV like we need like it needs to be in this particular neighborhood, >> dude. I remember we had a screen like not a screen but we we were we one time fought about how many buttons a character should have on their jacket cuz Bart was like uh three buttons that's not badass and I'm like no like it has to be four buttons and then I'm like no just three keep it simple and then I forgot how many people were in

4:14 there but we were literally debating on how many buttons a leather jacket can have >> and it was getting heated too >> and that's when I realized like later on like It's so stupid. We don't get any work done. >> That's some amateur ████ though. >> You can move on from the jacket. >> Yeah. Like we'd be like, "Hey, where's like who? We need like a rich person. Like where would they live?" And and then these guys would be like, "Can't be here. Can't be here. Has to be here." And it's just like >> why the ████ were we so neurotic? Like I don't even know. Look at >> How much debate went went on when you decided not to release it ever? >> Not much. >> Dude, we didn't even finish writing that. >> Co killed everything. But what's the current coolest thing we currently own? >> I can go if you don't have yours. >> You go. You go. You go. >> In Back to the Future 2, when when Marty goes to the future, he goes into the

5:04 Cafe8s and then he orders Pepsi and it pops up from the desk from like the table. Remember that? The counter. >> The um there was a point uh one year where Pepsi decided to release like limited edition actually like those bottles with Pepsi in them. What? >> Yeah. And then a buddy of mine who was at the event where they were like unveiling it got me one of those. >> Oh. >> So in my house there's just like a little futuristic Pepsi. Sick. >> You've seen it, right? >> Absolutely sick. I love it. >> And it's just sitting there and it's real. It's like real actual Pepsi >> in the actual like Back to Future bottle. >> Yeah. I think that's one of the coolest things. >> It's really cool. >> That's cooler to me than the Delorean or anything other hoverboard anything related to it because it's like Pepsi only did it for that short window. when I went to your house and picked it up and I was like Back to the Future 2. You looked at me like, "Wait, you're a

5:54 nerd?" I'm like, "How do you not know I'm a ████ nerd?" >> Because you look like a jock. >> Yeah. Right. I look like a football player, dude. >> Did you go to um Penta Hills Mall? >> Yeah. For Yeah. >> To photo meetups and all that. >> Yeah. Well, me and my buddy who had a Delorean, we just went in there and started doing donuts with our Deloreans. >> Wow. >> Pretty sick. >> The Twin Peaks Mall. >> Mhm. >> Twin Pines Mall. My bad. >> So sad. That place is like falling apart. >> It's really dead. But they would always do lots of Back to Future events there, but we would never go because those are not fun. >> It's pretty nerdy, man. >> I really don't enjoy going to Back to Future events. >> You don't you don't dress like Marty McFly and and walk around with a video camera >> cuz it's like you think it's like a a fun thing to get together all these fans, but it's not. It's like it's like people mansplaining Back to the Future to each other over and over. >> You know what I mean? >> And arguing with each other about where exactly the truck was parked that where

6:45 the where the the Delorean rolls out for the first time. So, like me and Bart, but like >> Yeah, like you and Bart. Yeah, exactly. >> It's like Asberers like times 10 kind of thing. Like they're not like regular bros. They're just like kind of like dorks and annoying. >> I completely agree. Although it is cool that they kept the Twin Pines Mall sign. It's in the mall. It's in the mall. Yeah. >> Oh, it's inside the mall now. Oh, wow. That's >> They have it like behind Velvet Ropes, but it's in there. I saw >> That's rad. Wow. I've What are they going to do with that when that mall closes, man? >> I mean, someone should buy it and turn it into the Back to the Future Museum. the whole thing. >> Big museum. That >> is sick. >> You could probably fit that in the sword store. >> My buddy has his Delorean, my buddy Chad. >> It's signed by like Christopher Lloyd >> and Bob Gail, who wrote the movie. >> That's so sick. >> I have uh I guess I can't really think of what's the coolest thing, but one of

7:36 the coolest things I have is um shout outs to this fan, but he was part of a Navy Seal unit. And so when they were like straight American people in the Middle East, he was flying a barbell brigade flag on like his on their tank. >> That's tough. >> Like it was just on the tank. And then so after and he had pictures of it in the Middle East. >> He folded it back and he sent it to me in this like uh >> like you know the thing that covers your diploma. It's like this nice little case and then he had like his commander like sign. Yes, this this flag was flown during these missions. >> Wo, it's like a certified thing. Oh, that's so dope. >> Dope. >> Wow, that's like unbiable. >> Yeah, that's huge. >> Oh my dude, that's ████ crazy. I don't even know if that's legal, but it was crazy. >> Damn, that's the best one already.

8:26 >> Imagine if because that flag was flown, there's people out there like, "Someday I'll get you brigade." >> A whole country. >> That is cool. But mine's way sicker. >> Yes, I love this thing. I really like that tight. That is crazy. >> I do love it, man. >> Yeah, dude. I got one of those. >> Where do you have it in your house? >> In my office? Yeah. >> Can you get it appraised? >> Um, it's worth like 80 bucks. >> And how do you get it authenticated? >> Um, I bought it from an auction house that authenticated it. Like they saw Mike Tyson. >> That's sick though. >> Yeah, it's sick. >> It's great. >> It's perfect for me >> cuz I if you if that's what you're seeing in the game, that means you just got your ass whooped. >> That's true. >> I know. It it has a lot of layers to it for me, but obviously I he's my favorite boxer of all time. I I also love him in all movies and TVs and stuff and like I

9:16 love like like all his >> you like the you like the mysteries. >> I love all that. Yeah. Oh, that was funny as hell. >> But um and I like that it's not him like in his >> it's not him. >> A picture of him. I think it's cool. >> Right. That's so tight. My Tyson is one of those dudes that if you just randomly stumble upon like a old video of him fighting, you get hooked so fast. >> Dude, it looks like another world. Like when you watching that dude >> looks crazy >> cuz the way he fought was crazy. >> You see 50 Cents transformation as Bro for Street Fighter. >> No, I didn't. Looks pretty good. >> Play Mike Tyson. >> He had this the crazy hairline. Looks pretty good. >> He lost hella weight cuz you know people have been calling him like a dollar >> instead of 50 cents. >> He's got like the money weight now. >> Yeah. So he looks good now. It's crazy. >> I mean, when he first came on the scene, he was buff as ████ He's like one of the buffest rappers. >> Yeah. And he's always walking around

10:06 with a tank top and a bulletpoo. >> What's your thing? >> Well, uh, I got I got a couple things. Um, for me, animate object. I think my cats are pretty ████ cool. Everybody who like comes and sees my cats are always like, "These are the coolest cats." And then when I see other people's cats, I'm like, "These are very uncool cats." Except for Franklin. I love Franklin. >> Thank you. He's just a boring gray cat though. >> I have normal cats. That's what you're saying. Eat other cats. >> I've come to realize no. They won't eat other cats. >> Like show cats. >> Yeah. >> They're not like wild as in like more aggressive or anything like that. >> They are more wild for sure. Yeah. But they're not like full-on savas or anything like that. Yeah. 50 looks crazy. >> Pretty good. >> It looks like the actual character. >> Yo, that is Brog. Damn. >> Yeah. What else do I I think is >> your You have a lot of cool stuff. I think your fridge is the coolest thing in your house. >> Oh my my little fridge in my office.

10:56 Waste of electricity, but so sick. >> What's it called? Let me pull this out. >> Why is it so sick? >> It's a Rocco fridge. RocoCo. I think it's just the idea that like I have a bunch of like cold drinks at my disposal upstairs. It's such a It's such a luxury. >> So sick, dude. >> My cousin and and some of my best buddies got it for me for my like moving in and my birthday. >> Something different. >> Is it a special fridge? It's rock. >> Well, like if you want to be really bougie with it, there's two temperature settings for the upper and lower deck. So you can put like wine and champagnes and stuff like that. So you can set it to the appropriate temperature. I just got a bunch of like Coke Zeros and and Pelro. It's really dope. Beers and like >> Oh, that's nice. >> $1,700. >> So, it's meant to be a drink fridge. >> Why is it smart? >> What the heck? Who bought you this ████ >> Why is this a smart fridge? >> I think they just call it smart. Everything's smart now.

11:46 >> You can you can app control the temperature settings on it and stuff like that and random stuff, but like for me, it just it looks really cool. I didn't get it cuz my homies hooked it up. >> That ████ is way more expensive than my real fridge. >> That's what I'm saying. It's It's really funny. Actually, the really funny thing is the guys who got it from me because I was just like, "This is one of the things that I want for my house that I'm not going to get cuz like why would I get that from >> How many homies pitched in?" >> Three. >> Hey, is >> Godamn dude? >> Mike included. But the >> Do they want to do they need more homies? >> The funny thing is they thought it would ended up they they thought they were chipping in for a real fridge. And so when they came over to my house and then saw my real fridge and then saw this fridge that's like half the size. They're like, "Oh, this is what we got you luxury ass." >> It Well, it was this there was a promo price. It was like 1,400 or something. >> That's literally the how much I spent on

12:37 a transmission >> when it says isolated temperature. Does that mean like one could be colder on one roll? >> Yeah. Yeah. There's two different degrees dials that you can change so that like certain beverages like uh like regular like a like like a soda you want at this temperature, but like a wine you might want at this temperature. >> And this is not the coolest thing you were going to say that. >> No, no, he just said it was the coolest thing. >> It's the coolest thing here. >> Other than my cats, I I I to me I also really really enjoy my my Kith Taylor collaboration golf club set. >> Oh, that's right up your ████ >> He just got cool stuff like that. >> Dude, he has so much cool ████ That's that's that's like so many things you like in one thing. Okay, I got you. >> Also, you even just have a cool clock. I know it's like 20 bucks, but your clock's cool. >> Well, my clock is fun. Yeah, >> I can just never pull any of that off. Like my fridge would be like a Monster energy drink fridge. >> Anthony Symbian's pretty cool.

13:27 >> Yeah, his Sibian's super sick. >> It's all worn out though. >> Yeah, it's pretty worn out. It smells bad. >> Bent now. >> Smells bad. >> I like I do also like your TV that's the size of a ████ garage door. >> Yeah. >> And it fits your wall. >> Yeah. >> Unlike my buddy Ryan's TV. Ryan, your TV looks like ████ on that wall cuz it's too big.

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