0:00 My doodoo were likeing nice and long. >> Damn, that's a big doo, >> dude. It was But it's because I was so worried. >> I thought I was asleep. >> You know why it happened? >> All right. Um, let's talk about times that we misdiagnosed ourselves. >> Oh my hypochondric. >> I thought I had uh intestine cancer. >> Oh my god. >> What made you think that? >> I had the same thing you guys had. >> Diarrhea. No, it was it was a mixture of diarrhea, but it was like this gut pain that I've never had ever in my life. And it was so bad that it would wake me up. And then like I >> No, you didn't think it was appendicitis first. >> I thought it was a um >> thought it was cancer. >> No, it was something. Yeah, it was ulcers. >> Yeah, ulcers. It was ulcers, but then like it wasn't ulcers. And I don't know. I was just like this is it.
0:50 >> Damn. >> It's hard to believe that you had that. >> A month. Holy sh Don't I was the was the same thing. >> Everybody had it. >> He had like a stomach out here though. It was like >> I was bloated like I was like so bloated like >> you thought this is it for a whole month. >> I just Yeah. I don't know. without going to looked at you just >> I couldn't. >> Oh, you couldn't? >> But then everywhere I went, there were just more like >> I realized when it comes to stomach pain, like a lot of the remedies are just the same. >> What? >> My lanta. >> No, like like well the only thing that they can do is um just cut you open and cut out a piece. >> Oh. Oh, >> the the the end result. What I mean is like whatever the issue is, it's like they're either going to just cut you up
1:40 or like what if you could take certain pills like if it's a >> Well, did you see that that um that procedure where they just you don't have a stomach anymore? >> Well, the stomach bag one >> they just No, they just take out your stomach and you live without a stomach. >> Oh, I would lose so much weight. >> You digest your food digest on the way down and then it just goes straight to your like you just >> like a worm. >> You just can't eat a lot of certain things after that. >> So, you just got ticking time bomb at that point. Yeah, >> bro. I'm so glad we all went through it. >> Yeah. When I found out that Bard has similar symptoms, I was like, "Oh, so maybe it's a thing." >> Oh, man. >> That thing that's going around. >> I went to I went to urgent care cuz I was asking Chat GBT and it told me all kinds of crazy ████ >> Mhm. >> And then um so far chat GPT with illnesses for me is 0 and three. Like it's all wrong. It's been wrong. They'll tell me this and I go to urgent care.
2:31 I'm like, "Oh, it was this this." And then they're like, "M, no, it's not that." And so what I thought it was was appendicitis. >> Yeah. >> Cuz that's what actually be >> that's like the first thing people usually >> cuz I would write like, "Oh, it's on the right side. It's tender." And all this stuff. And then I was like, and then the the lady is like, "It could be, but chances are it's not." Um cuz she was like, "You probably wouldn't have been able to come here if you had appendicit." Like that's how painful appendicitis is. Yeah. >> So, she was like, "But if after after today if you um like 3 days later if it doesn't go away, then I'll like write you a referral to go see like a like a GI specialist cuz then then it probably is." >> Um but it was I think >> so if you did have it, you'd be in extreme pain and they would still have to write you the referral and you would still have to wait. >> That's that's the that's the American
3:22 system. But >> love it. But yeah, but we we found out it was just like a stomach virus and the stomach virus um can cause like the cramps that I felt the crazy bloating cuz my stomach wouldn't go back in. It was like popping out >> and then caused the crazy diarrhea and then I had like chills at night and um she was explaining that >> all of those are just responses >> like they're immune responses to your body trying to fight it. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. >> So your body's just doing one collateral damage. >> Yeah. Your body's doing its best to fight it and that's and those are just like the collateral damage. Yeah. >> Isn't that funny how like whack you sound when they come back and I'm like looks like it's a just a tummy ache, sir. >> Bro, I have one like right here, right? >> But this is like right here. This is the top stomach. That's worse. >> Top stomach is worse.
4:12 >> So, but it didn't hurt, right? But it started it started being it just started moving. It felt discomfort >> moving. >> Yeah. No, I felt like something was like someone was like ringing it, like someone was punching it. And I was like, "Yo, what the ████ going on?" Of course, I chat GPT it. >> Yeah. >> Pancreas cancer. And I was That's it. >> Pancreas cancer. >> Wait. No. I was like, I'm done, >> dude. Oh, it's wrong. >> I'm I'm going to die, baby. I love you. I'm going to work less. It's time to just have fun, you know? But >> treat it like a doctor's appointment. >> You know why? You know why? Because my old ass roommate, Lady Jay, she had pancreas cancer. >> Oh, that is that's how she passed. Right. >> Right. But you know, keep in mind when I looked it up when I went deep search the pancreas cancer thing, that's like you got to be mad old. Usually they say it's you're super old for those ones are mad old. It's just centuries and centuries
5:03 of ████ eating like dog ████ You know what I mean? >> Centuries. >> But excuse me. Excuse me. Um, so I looked it up and then, you know, of of course I was scared as ████ cuz it kept moving. But then I kept mo touching it. So I start pressing on it. >> Why? Just to see if it still hurts. >> If it hurts or not. And I felt something move. >> You had a dude. What the >> I was I was like, "What the ████ is this, dude?" Like at night I was like, "What the ████ is this?" And then I asked Chad GPT. He's like, "Well, yeah, if you keep touching, it's going to start moving." And I was like, "Well, f███." >> Just like that. Well, yeah. >> Because because the prompt because the prompt I I I told the prompt, "If you're going to explain something to me, please dumb it down." >> Okay. Yeah. And please do not go overboard and go to the extent of what it could be the worst. Like I need you to go the basic ones first. That's how
5:54 it told me. >> So it was moving because you were touching it. Your actual >> No, cuz No, like the whatever was here. I don't know what organs in front of the layer. >> Top stomach. >> The top stomach. But I was just touching it. >> Yeah. >> The flank steak, >> right? I felt it move a little bit, but I was just scared the whole time. I was like, "It's not going away. It's been like 2 weeks now." And people were like, "Oh my god, it's 2 weeks, bro. go to the doctors. But last time I thought something crazy was ████ happening, >> every time I went to the doctors, it was nothing. >> Mhm. >> Right. So I just for the first time in a while, I snapped out of it. I just said, "F███ this ████ If I die, I'm dying. I don't give a ████ anymore." And I just snapped out of it. >> This whole ████ went away. My doodles were like ████ nice and long. >> Damn, that's a big doodoo, >> dude. It was But it's because I was so worried. >> I thought I was asleep. >> You know why it happened? It was the day after the last time I was here, which
6:45 was just like uh I was with Anthony. Anthony Steve's like, "Yeah, take a shot of tequila, bro. Take a shot of tequila." >> Oh. >> And I had no food and all we did was tequila and then I got red boy. My stomach was just all off balance. >> And then literally Chad said, "Just take some probiotics with antibiotics." And I just took that and it just >> So it like messed up with your gut health? >> Yeah. >> Like your biome got all out of whack? >> 1,000%. As soon as I took that soon as I took that med, I just snapped out and I was trying to backtrack on when it could have started and how it could have started. It was that day I was drinking uh tequila, whiskey, and then Red Bull on an empty stomach. >> Yeah, that's probably >> Stephen. Anthony is not good. >> Dude, I'm never listening to them again. >> For someone that quit drinking, Anthony drinks a lot still. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Hypocondria. >> Hypo. >> You know what healed me though? I found
7:37 out through chat GBT because I didn't want to take antibiotics and stuff because that's what they're going to do. They're gonna either give you antibiotics or if it's so severe they're gonna do surgery, right? So I was like natural remedies for antibiotics. >> Oregano oil, bourberine. >> Boom. It actually if I had a stomach virus, boom. >> Oregano oil. Can you can you buy it or you have to like make your own oregano? It's >> like a little capstone. >> Oh, okay. >> But it I had me ████ for deals >> to dilute them. Yeah, you don't got You can just do it. >> It was in a pill. Okay. >> It was strong, but it made me ████ for days. It flushed me out. It was just like >> But that's what it does. It flushes you out. >> It flushes you out. Uh but it's like a natural antibiotic >> and like a lot of people use it when they >> constipated or something. >> No, when they want when they actually have like an antibiotic they want to use, but naturally. >> Hey, here's a question for you. >> If you don't mind me asking, what did
8:29 your s████ look like every time you took ████ >> Nah, when he took the oregano oil. Wait, why do you know you could >> Did you watch it? >> You could hear it sometimes, but >> explosive like watery explosive. No. No. >> Diarrhea. Explosive. There was no hard ones coming out. >> Nope. >> Mine was like that. It was like the top of an orca. Like >> top of an orca. >> Orca ████ blowing out. >> A sick. >> It was like that into the toilet. >> Top of an orca. You >> mean the blow hole? >> Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy? um how we all went through some stomach ████ >> Yeah, it was probably going around. Man, >> what's crazy is I would see my old ass roommates symptoms, but I didn't know. >> Pancreas cancers. >> Pancreas cancer. So, like there's days where she was just so bloated, >> like insane bloated. And she was just
9:19 like, I'm in so much pain. There's days where she had to she slept for 24 hours. She said she couldn't get up. And I was just like, yeah, cuz you're old. You I felt so bad. I was just >> How old was she? She's like 78. >> 78? >> Yeah. >> I feel like that's not that old. >> That's not that old. >> I mean, the whole time that you talked about her, she sounded like like your age. >> I know. I thought >> your roommate. I wouldn't think if someone's 78, you're like, "Ah, you know, my roommate just sounds young." >> Yeah, I know. It's it's it's the weirdest situation, but we we housed her for a year. We we we helped her with her whole downfall of her business after co. But, um, >> you helped downfall the business. >> We helped her. >> RIP. Um, I helped her when she was going through a downfall. >> So, me and my wife, I didn't want to help at all, but my wife was like, "Please help." >> I love how honest you are. >> My wife was like, "Could you >> I want to ████ help that b████."
10:10 >> Yeah. >> She's like, "Could you just help?" And I was like, "F███ fine, whatever." >> Okay, I see. >> But yeah, I was just like, and then the nonstop like every time she >> That's the hard part though is that so many symptoms are so widespread throughout all ailments, it's like hard to pinpoint. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Your immune response to a bunch of different things are all the same. So you're like, "What do I have?" Cuz the co feels like the flu feels like this, feels like. They all feel the ████ same. >> Unless it's like some real unique thing. >> Yeah. It could be so many. >> Yeah. >> But I think the weird thing about that stomach thing that was going on, it was the crazy like cramps and pain that hits you where you can't move. >> That's what mine was. Yeah. It felt like someone went to your guts >> and every time it felt like it cleared out. I'm like, "Okay, I'm good. I can finally eat something. I'll eat
11:00 something chill." >> And the eating triggers it. >> Yeah. Like a porridge or something. Like not even something heavy. I'll eat something like some porridge. >> Boom. The knot will come back. I'm like, "Oh, f███." >> Right here. Right here. >> It would porridge. >> Freaking Goldilocks. >> Yeah. I'd be ████ porridge. And then And then ████ Ta. He'll like you'll see me go to the bathroom. He's like again I'm like yeah dude I'm ████ dying. All you're ever doing is just taking a ████ >> dude. When the when that happened to me cuz >> Are you okay, >> dude? That's how I knew it was like I got Bart's thing is because it took like I go maybe like once every two days and then I had went seven times in a row damn near and I came out the bathroom and Smack was like, "What's wrong?" I just went to her and went >> I just was like, >> dude, it was like that.
11:51 >> Make it stop. >> Yeah. And she was just like laughing. I was I was like, "My days are numbered." >> We survived, y'all. It's crazy. You guys must have kissed or something. >> You guys thought I was >> I don't remember kissing. >> Yeah. Usually after you guys leave, we do a three-way kiss and we say bye. >> No. No. I'm talking about the other kissing. >> What's >> the otter? >> Yeah. You ████ butthole with butthole. >> But the butt kiss. Nasty B.
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