0:00 [Music] Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys. We're going to ask the question uh for nice guys who complain that girls only date. What are they misunderstanding? I love this one. I've always loved the nice guy. Really? That's That's what you mean by that. Hey, I would rather date the guy who is walking the grandma across the street than the guy on the motorcycle or whatever. But do you think do you think which one would he rather? What if he's walking? Which one would you rather rail? Gives her a ride on the motorcycle. What if he's walking to grandma down the street, but the whole time he's making sure you're in the flexing showing his tattoos? You see me doing You see this ████ You see me doing this ████ What if he's on the motorcycle because his grandma's dying in the hospital? Stop. Don't make me. He's like, I got to
0:52 save this one first before I, you know. Hey, Grandma's Die. I'll tell you that right now. Good take, Joe. Good take, Joe. Your whole life. I never understood the bad boy thing. It's not attractive to you. Good movie. Yeah, it's for life, by the way. They have a bond for life. What's he going to do? Yeah. So, but but here's the thing. Not that the nice guy you described, there are not nice guys that think they are those guys. He's fake. The ones that go, "Oh, so you only like ████ huh? You don't like a nice guy like me?" That's usually not a nice guy. That's not a nice guy. But you've heard that before when those guys say that. Yeah. What are they missing? Like what are they not getting about that? Like how do you explain frontal cortex? Um deep grooves in the brain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do I even answer that? Um, like how do you help them figure out
1:43 like how would you explain that to them if they were like someone literally is accusing you of only dating ass? It sounds like all the people who have excuses that deflect every Okay, so basically they make up all these other excuses about why someone doesn't like them. So maybe they just need to look deeper deeper. Maybe not deeper. I shouldn't be using Aris's help for women. If you want to if you want to change the world, you got to start with the man in the mirror. You got to make a change. You got to make a change for yourself. Okay, Michael. Calm down. No, that's just that's I don't know why you brought Michael Jackson. Did he say that? I thought I said that. This is just like one of my own personal philosophies. But I feel like sometimes people just use so many excuses. Nice guy, bad guy. Everybody got the guy. Worse. Everybody got a guy. He pulled it off. I didn't think he was
2:34 going to be able to say that. Yeah. Oh, okay. But yeah, nobody's willing to see that. I think when they think they're not the bad guy or the bad boy, then they just think they automatically default into being the nice guy. I I literally, this makes me think about another question you asked me, I think at one point was like, oh, people think that um Asian girls don't like Asian guys or Oh, they'll never let go of that one. It's the same It's the same concept. Like, what if they just don't like you? It doesn't matter if you're Asian or if you're white. That hurts though. That hurts my feelings. It's just excus. No, it's the whole community, brother. It's not just me. It's the whole community. Comment section, right? He took one of ours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your wife is Asian. My wife is uh Yeah. Half Filipino. Good for you. Like you Thank you. Thank you. She's ours. But I But I fetishize um Asian women half the time. Great for me. This is weird.
3:24 That means I get it every night. I don't even have to worry about it. I get it every single night. Gross. Not really. I don't like the eye contact. Look at this. I don't like the direct eye contact. You put the barrier back. He's not blinking. He's like way up there. I'm very happy. Have like a Robin like Mrs. Delire eyebrows. Mrs. Delire. Oh, hello. Yeah. Can you do that? Can you go Hello. Hello. I uh I I basically can't see you guys, by the way. Oh, yeah. That's right. You're blind, man. This right here is what we call Bat Boy. So, no. There's never been a guy that was like a bad boy dude that like attracted you like throughout even throughout your adolescence when you were like stupid. Okay. Rude. I mean, I have dated guys who aren't
4:14 nice, I guess. Who turned out not to be nice? Oh, no. How what happened? What kind of the What style of bad boy was it though? Immature. Really immature. Like tattoos and all that. What would they make? What would they do that was immature? Jack Daniels t-shirts like okay this was when I was in co like maybe early college maybe first year of college and I we broke up um and we worked at a restaurant together and he started spreading all these rumors about like when we broke up oh she has all my stuff and she wouldn't give it back and it was like his like PS that's a big deal how come you didn't give it back to did and he didn't ask for it and so he was telling her that I wouldn't give it back like I was being so hostile and I ended up just putting it out in front of my like on my patio and I was like just come get it. But he
5:04 spread out all these rumors and it was it was actually a horrible experience cuz I worked there for a long time. What a weird rumor to spread. I know. Which Xbox? I don't remember. PS4. If it was the OG PS4. It wasn't a PS4 one. That's expensive. Xbox. It had like Rock Band and all that stuff. 360. It was a 360. Yeah. Please. They die in 9 months anyway. Ring of death. Ring of death. Yeah. So, I feel like that like I wouldn't say that's a nice guy. He sounds like he's he was really immature. No, that's not Sounds like you like guys with tattoos. Most Xbox players are not nice guys. What about a bunch of guys with all the same tattoos? Who have the same exact What about flex flex? How do you flex your shin?
5:55 Flex your shin. It's like this. You flex your toes up. That's your Oh, look at that. Hey, that's your uh your tibialis right here, brother. Hey, mine's flexed a little bit, I think. Yeah, with those shoes, too. Just socks. Is that enough to be a bad boy image? That's a bad boy table, though. That's a bad boy. It is. That's so awkward. They're such different vibes right now. Just total different vibes. Describe their vibes. Yeah, describe them. Riz and jizz. Here's saying, "Who's the jizz? Who's the jizz?" You made a break character. Oh, broke character. You broke character. Now you're both J. Yeah, we're both freaking J vibes. Vibes is like J vibes is like J vibes is like I better get home before it gets
6:45 too dark. Yeah. Like this guy. I don't know. Yeah. Hey, uh I'm going to have my friend come on a date with us. That's a Jizz vibe. come like, "Oh, no. You don't understand." Like, "She helps me with stuff." That's what she That's what you say. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to do selfch checkout cuz I forget to pay for something. Jesus. So, do you all think you're a nice guy? Yeah. No, I've been told I'm an ████ Fasis is not a good guy. Let me tell you this. Straight up right on stack of Bibles is high, right? Okay. I in high school I was like really into this chick and she used to date guys and I used and I used to do the nice guy ████ thing where it's like oh yeah but they're not me and all this ████ and really was I really listening to her because I really ████ care and stuff or did I just
7:36 want her for myself? Right. So I think I was being a scumbag. I think I was being a fake nice guy and that's why I swear a stack of Bibles this high that I learned that lesson myself because I think that's actual scumbag ████ right? Because I had ulterior motives and in my opinion, friends don't want to ████ their friends. If you have a friend, you don't want to put your penis inside of your friend. No, you don't want to do that. Not a good friend anyway. Not unless you're boys. You know what I'm saying? You know, good friends don't want to ████ their friends. That's my motto. I really believe in that. So, well, no, I really believe in that. Here, I'll be I'll be sure. Here comes the Jiz, baby. Mortise and you're a scumbag. That's it. Let's go. Okay. This This is This is Ris. No. Jizz talking. Oh. Okay. Okay. So, I was So, I think when uh you're in high school especially, like you you
8:27 think like, "Oh, I'm a nice guy and like girls don't like me cuz I'm nice. They like the the asshole." It's like, "No, that guy's just a cooler person than you. You're actually a ████ loser and you're insecure about ████ and you're not confident in yourself. You own that. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You just don't own it. That's all. So then you think in your mind you're like, "Dude, but I'm just a nice guy and he's No, you're just not confident." That's what I was for a long time. And then I tried to be quote unquote confident and really that just made me a better ████ and that didn't work. And then I was like, "Wait, that doesn't work either." Sometimes that works though. It gets you through the door. Ironically, it's like junk food. But you got to change though. You got to change it. But you can't be that. You might act like stay the cool guy. Yeah. Yeah. But but I think it does get you through the door more clearly. And and I think that's a hard thing for a lot of people to swallow that like as much as you say like I'd rather the guy walking the grandma versus the guy on
9:18 the bike. Well, the truth is he's not going to walk the grandma every single competing. Exactly. He might be being chased by cops. He knows you're watching him walk the grandma. She keeps going back and forth in the street. The guy, the innocent nice ████ who's riding a motorcycle. That's his mode of transportation. That's all he got cuz he can't afford likes it. Okay, we didn't I didn't mean to examples. What if she sealled him out? You prejudged him. Cancel this guy just for riding a motorcycle. He's a good guy. He just likes the thrill of riding a bike. It is a gas saver. He's asking for money and he's a thrillseker. Walking back and forth, obviously. Oh, yeah. He keeps she keeps having to pay him each time, too. That's what she's walking him. Damn, that's crazy. That's actually better. But it is it is really nice. Undisputed. It is better for the guy who maybe quote unquote looks like a little bit of an ████ but he's a really
10:09 good guy versus a guy who looks like a nice guy and you find out he's an ████ Yeah, that does suck. You know what's that happened in um my high school? So, the guy in the yearbook that got voted as like the most attractive guy was this like like white dude. He was like a really cool dude. Hey, we needed that. That's big. But here's the thing. He was so nice. This guy was so nice. He never hit on anybody. He didn't even have a girlfriend all four years. Just was a genuinely nice, cool dude. So, he's like a Tom Cruz kind of personality, but he just wasn't a scumbag. Never hit on anybody. And then he he gets with my friend at the uh after high school. They they like uh get into a long-term relationship. They break up years later. And I'm like, "What happened?" And she goes, "He was beating me the whole time." Oh. For 4 years? More than that? Oh my god. Much more than four years. So, you know, he can keep a secret. That's just way
10:59 worse. Way worse. Everybody thinks you're nice and then behind closed door, you're freaking You're a nice guy. Terrible. Yeah. I was like, it it blew my mind because the image of nice guy was always him before I knew that. Why you pointing at me? Him. Before I knew that. Are you ████ That's R. He's R. He's I'm ████ all over the place. E. See, put on the facade like I'm an ████ And then try to work my way back up. I'm already in the dog house. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and then I got to try and prove that I'm actually not that bad. When you're with your man, are you up in his ear? And you're like, "Ew." Yeah. What's that? What is that? What is that? What is that? He's like, "Well, when he's ████ oh, get that out of here." But that just makes me think that like the nice guy The nice guy isn't something that's like so easily definable uh let alone by the guy himself. Like if you have the least
11:49 amount of authority to say you're the nice guy out of anybody. That's like I'm humble. Exactly. Yeah. What if he got mad cuz he got voted the nice guy? He would. It like pissed him off. So, why did you vote for me? Wrecked his villain arc. I'm actually a bad guy. I'm going to be my girlfriend once I get one. No, I was a real scumbag. I was a real piece of ████ Yeah. I don't know, man. Dude, that's so sad. You imagine, Nick, when we were doing the fingers game at the end when we had one one pinky left for never have I ever was like I never and I was like maybe Nick won't invent this but I've never I've never laid hands on a woman and I go ping about ping. No, it'd be even better if he just goes. Yeah. He storms out like Magnus. Yeah. Magnus Carlson. Yeah. When he lost that damn like pats is back. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
12:39 And we just never see him again. Yeah. Soon don't come back. chess player. He's a chess player. I've never laid hands I've never laid hands on a woman, but I had plenty of opportunities to. And if I wanted to, it'd be over for her, brother. I could finish them in one second, dude. Oh my god. My wife all the time. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Usually I'm a small tiny man. I'm a small tiny tiny man. Yeah. He's not that tall, so he needs that. I need that. I'm like 5'7, sometimes six without shoes. So I got to I got to always tell my wife I'm like, you know, I could beat you up if I wanted to. That's what I say to her. It's a fun little joke that we have. I got hella g. You say that with a smile. Usually when I'm throwing the rice cooker or something from my pops. She was Was she here for Yeah, she was here for Yeah. Yeah. Because if it's cooked, it's better cuz it's like mochi. Sometimes it's empty though, too. Was it better when it's empty?
13:29 Have you ever like So, do you think the inverse of like bad boy is nice guy or is it just bad boy and cool guy? You ever meet a guy that you're like, "Oh, that guy is cool." Yeah. I mean, cool could be nice. Bad boy can be a look. Nice guy can't be a look. Does that make sense? Unless you're walking a grandma across nice guy look. You have you have a nice guy look, but it's not confirmed unless they you actually discover if they're nice. A nice guy look. Well, you could have a bad boy look and still be a nice guy. Okay. With tattoos. So, you can't be a nicel looking guy who's a bad boy. No, you have to still discover if they're nice. Yeah. So, if you saw Steve cuz you're saying nice guy. You're not saying nice guy. Look. Bad boy can still be a look though for life. It's a fashion. It's a fashion. If you were to see if you were to pick all us out just from from face value
14:19 from looking at us. If you had assumed good guy or bad boy, what would you pick for all these guys? Well, I've already seen you all speak. Pretend pretend you didn't. Pretend you didn't hear anything. Just the way we didn't hear anything. Did you know everything about and then I know too much about I'll say this. I'll say this because hey because where do I stand? Because I have a fanny pack. I'm on bad boy. I'm a gizzle ris I think that's a fair thing. You only know us on camera which means that you don't maybe actually know us but you know really about them. What do you actually categorize about them? Yeah. Categories mean hella jizz cuz you've known us 20 years. 20 years we know 20 years only 20 years. He's definitely a good guy. So that's got a fooled gentleman. We did it. You know he's on the dark web.
15:09 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's on. You fell for it. Know what the regular web is like. There's a difference. Why'd you fall for it? All right. What about Aerys? Aris is a bad boy. Bad boy. Are you sure? I walk hellas across the street. Just so we can find some. I believe that. I actually believe that. too for his YouTube channel before the Laker games. Could you walking? Could you keep a straight face if I said Aerys is a nice guy? See, he doesn't even believe it. What do you think Nick is? I think Nick's a good guy. I think you don't ████ know me. Yeah, Nick's a nice guy. You don't ████ know me. Yeah. See, he's not even like He has a He has a bad He's He's what Anthony described, though. He has a bad boy look. Does he look that bad? a bad boy. No, like before that bad when I didn't know him at all and I
16:00 didn't even I never heard his voice. I only saw his Instagram. I was like, "That guy looks like he'd be mean to me." I don't know. I look like I feel like I look like a scary when you don't know him. Cuz you didn't have any videos back then. The problem with Nick is that Nick is so good at what he does. Like he could ████ fight anybody or whatever. No, but but I'm just saying he has a quiet confidence about him that he just doesn't have an insecurity. Like I'm filled with insecurities. I'm riddled with You can't tell what he does by looking at his sideburns. Sideburns. By the shape of my head, apparently. This guy was posting pictures of me in the shape of my head. I was like, I kept I kept the shape of my head. I kept posting close-up photos of him at DJ's and I would write, "Guess who this is? Is this the shape of my head? Look at the Look at the nose. Are you going to grow out your hair now? What? Yeah, maybe." He's like, "You mean I haven't already?
16:51 He's Wait, is it grown out?" Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now I'm in my head. Maybe I'll get a perm or something. I was thinking about getting a perm. Change. If you scroll, if you really scroll down on his IG, it gets long. Yeah, I have I gross. Yeah. Yeah. One photo. Don't do that though. Don't do that. But then he get gives more health advice as you go, too. What do you think about What do you think about Anthony? You know him reasonably enough, right? That's easy. That's easy. Is confusing. Confusing. I'm not sure about it. He's a hybrid. His sexuality. His sexuality. He's a hybrid. A hybrid. He's a daywalker. Day one. He's a day one. He's honestly a shape shifter if anything. He's able to coexist with guys like us. He can do it. They don't know on both Rez and No. Honestly though, I really actually do think that like this ████ like like bad boys. Bad boys think this guy is like We'll be at a bad No, we'll be at a bad boys party in the dark and then we we
17:42 Anthony comes in. We're like the day walker. He's one of them. Wears a cross. for what side are you really on? I've just been hurt a lot as a kid, you know. That is a bad boy. That's a bad boy. I was a fat kid. Hey, nice or bad boy? We didn't say gay boy. Learn from the masters. What's happening now? We're like, wow. A fat kid. I was a fat kid. I was I had two fat phases. David made sure everybody knew that. Well, you had two fat phases. When? Post college. You don't remember when I got big? Oh, but that's still not bad. I didn't think you were fat even then. I just thought because relative cuz you're a good guy through and through. No, but then it wasn't even compared to when you were a little kid. He wants this guy. He's better. He wasted some years and you can tell he
18:33 feels that way. Um I uh I think I'm a day walker. Yeah. See, I think I have room for improvement. You're a hybrid. Hey, that's that's good guy. I think I think you're uh 6040 bad. Ooh. Hey, that's a good one. I agree. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 6040. I like that. You know why I say yay? Cuz this dude, especially like as a host, he's like the bad boy of hosting. Yeah. But you know, he's sweet competitions. Hey, you know, he's sweet and thoughtful and ████ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're all thoughtful, but he hosts by. The fact that I mean hosting dance competition should put me in the RZ jizz field. The jizz field. He was he was such a bad boy hosting. They had to be like, "Anthony, we just can't. This is crazy. Too many girls are like, "What?" Yeah. You should see the the crowd. Yeah, that's that's their basic thing.
19:24 There's no winning this. What do you think about Steve? I actually think Steve plays bad boy, but I think he's a very He seems like a very loyal good guy. That's true. Bad boy. He's loyal to He's loyal to Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's really loyal to my wife right now. He says that he with the grandma that he's walking across the street. Still changed my mind. No, it's locked in. Your answer is locked in. This is why I have to text to start apologizing to her because I'm the only one other Aris is in an Are you in a serious relationship right now? He's in a few. Okay, so he's a bad boy. I'm 60 bad, but I'm married. I need to apologize. Okay, I think it's worse if you just say sorry and she has no context. He agreed with me. I was doing karaoke. Every time I do karaoke, I do um I do total eclipse the heart and always, you know, there's
20:15 always like it takes way a while and there's interstitial moment and like during that I always do a monologue whenever I'm at karaoke and so I was doing a monologue one time I was on stage and we it was Vegas and Nikki was in the crowd and and uh with our friends and stuff and then during the monologue I was like I was like I was like I'm married to a ████ and like I ████ took my I do a whole monologue about like how Total Clips of Heart like I got my heart broken all that kind of And I talked about how I married to a I'm married to an unfaithful woman. And then uh and then I I took my ring, actual ring, threw it into the crowd, but I like made sure I knew where it was, but just for a dramatic effect. And by the way, the audience was like loving every they were eating it up and stuff, you know, and all that stuff. And then uh after the song was over, um you know, I go to collect my ring and Nikki's like, "You're such a b████."
21:09 I'm like, "Where's my ring? Oh my god. Where did I put it?" I know. I th I threw it shallow. I thought I did and then I found it. I think it bounced. Such a ████ dude. You could have gotten a fake ring for your monologue. It's funny because the way that song you'd have to do that whole monologue and then you have to go back in one more time for once upon a time. No. Exactly. Exactly. That's Well, that's that's what's fun about the monologue. You have one last like you collect yourself and just bring it back. But break. I feel like I'm going through like an emotional journey during the monologue. Like it's a catharsis. Is this guy okay? Like that kind of ████ And then once upon a time there was light in my life. The best longing for the past. I had to explain to see right through me like you just did. It's so tough. I had to explain to Smack about you that like I had to explain to her that like dude don't like say something incorrect to Steve about you because he like
22:00 in person like he'll just what say whatever but he'll walk away and defend you with whatever you said you were about because I'm like he's loyal to a fault that if I lied and said that like I think this and someone challenged it away from me he would be like what' you ████ say about him like no like so I I told her make sure don't be sarcastic to the point where like he will believe it and stand up for you away from you fact check belief that's his fact check ammo exactly I was just telling Nikki cuz we were at the lagoon ████ and I was like I was like dude I was like I think Ryan of all the people that I know is the most observant human being. I was like, I honestly always thought that I'm very observant, like emotionally observant. But I'm like, Ryan is like three times more observant than anybody I think I know. And his memory is better than all of ours. Legit.
22:50 He doesn't drink or do drugs. That's probably why. But he brings up ████ where I'm like, "Oh my god, you remember that s███?" I think I talked about that four years ago. He's like referencing it like it like it was on Saturday. 100%. Insane. He remembers everything about us. Cut that ████ out. That's why is dangerous.
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