0:00 I think if someone threw something at me I would like I've been very composed of trying to stay like like teach myself to not be mad at things but someone threw something at me I think there's like some latent switch in me that would be like [Music] all right this is not gonna be a smart article by any means what do you mean well is the rest were smart that's what he means I just think I just for some reason this just hits something with me that I just appreciate and uh this is anyone it's I don't even ████ I almost wanted to cancel if I said ████ it Harry Styles mid concert somebody just threw a bottle at it and hit him in the nuts that's sick nice why would they do that [Applause]
0:50 that's so funny I didn't even see it [Music] [Applause] that's classic bro [Applause] his reaction's the best he's just like that for sure that it just looks like such a British reaction oh oh looks like a very human reaction dude you got to put sound effects on that that just made me it just made me think like during any of your time whether you were doing stand up or you're dancing or you're in the middle of a grapple I don't know has anything like this ever happened in the middle of the crap girls don't look at me some ████ has that ever happened no that hasn't happened to me yet no there's a comedian what's her I forget her name but she was doing stand-up and someone threw a a can of beer at her yeah I saw that and Whitney coming no no it was like what's her name the New York Comic
1:42 yeah she was talking about like Trump and Biden or something right and then some Trump supporter through a ████ can of beer or something at her she picked it up and just drank it yeah like a hero yeah yeah like a legend Stone Cold I've seen it happen there's a clip of Bill Burr doing stand up too he's like at a corporate gig and someone throws it he's he's like just talk he's already feuding with audience and someone throws it like a powdered donut at him and it bounces off of him he's like I don't give a ████ because you guys dream about being ████ businessmen you ████ quitters and he just goes dude it's amazing but it just bounces off he's like I don't give a ████ dude ████ you it's amazing donut it's like ever since that one Philly show where you did that Infamous rant people wanted him to do that in their cities I guess I don't know he seemed like they were kind of already like going at it I don't know they didn't seem happy to have him talking ████ to
2:32 him you know I think if someone threw something at me I would like I've been very composed of trying to have stayed like like teach myself to not be mad at things but someone threw something at me I think there's like some light and switch in me that would be like you know but something like if someone threw something at me on stage I would be I think I hope that it's dead in there but I think there's some rage that would turn on and I would pick this ████ up and just throw it back I'll go like full Rhino test [Laughter] that reminds me of the guy that did stand up he had a guitar or something like that and then he got so angry and he just ████ started like smashing it or he threw it right no something heck someone nothing ran the stage or something and he ████ hit him with
3:22 the guitar and then the crowd turns on him like and they're like he got it coming right folks and in some ways like now yeah dude boom right now what venue it's like a lot of stand-up guys do it it's uh I think it's on Sunset it has like glittery gold sequins and there's always some ████ going down at this time that's the place where Mike Tyson was a show some dude pulled a gun out oh yeah that's the dude there's another comic his name's uh I think uh something Mitchell yeah tall white skinny white dude little some dude rushed him and like yeah there's always ████ cracking off there it's like Sunset it's like a rooftop in Hollywood yeah okay the ████ is it careful if you go there oh I'm never gonna do that I'm good yeah don't go there it looks like like ████ pops off all the time there have you ever done that show no no I haven't but I see
4:12 people still do it and I'm like what the ████ are these foot like or is that like you gotta earn your stripes you gotta go to like where you might die well not just Comics I'll just do whatever you know like stage times like a stage time stage they're like heckling off the bat there like anyone's footage that you see there is just here like yelling the whole time is that like the theme of that venue Dick's Last Resort but the opposite Showtime at the Apollo kind of situation where it's like ingrained to the audience to boo at you or something but yeah like I said pull out guns I said pull out guns that sounds a little different there was a time when we we did a dance show in Oakland at a club and uh these people threw glass and then the glass shattered on the dance floor in the middle of our show and then you had a chance to prove a hardcore Quest Crew yeah and then you did his head thing boom with the ████ hit oh man that'd be so hard because I we
5:02 finished the show that happened like we still had like three minutes left in the set and so we were going and the whole time I'm just looking at the ground to make sure I don't get the glass ████ I would have stopped yeah and then the promoter was like oh sorry that happens a lot here I was like the ████ what though it happens a lot and the apathy of that damn I think it just like way in the back like there's just like some people just ████ around her they're drunk and they're just like oh something's going on over there let's just throw ████ at it that's pretty bad it's a very like okay I guess that happens that never happened to you in any shows where someone threw some ████ on stage panties mostly panties that's his thing we threw our own pennies at the at the audience your own panties okay well we did the show wait what wait how does that work we've done a show where we put on like
5:53 panties on like inside and so there was a part of the show where we pulled it out and then we threw them at the audience are you wearing panties right now yeah no Ken's talking like a free ball right now yeah yeah he's like this time we wore panties because we thought it was funny that oh you know usually people would throw their panties on stage you're like let's do the opposite he flipped it off it was disgusting I will I will say there was a definitive moment where I learned uh as a dancer and performer to always just wear black underwear for my dumb ass was out of competition this is like 2007 or so six or something like that it's like ultimate brawl yeah I'm supposed to run out in the middle of the number and just hit a ████ freeze right just on like a fan you know just one of those ████ freezes and choreo show and ████ I ran out there and I ████ hit this Nike or something it
6:43 rips the ████ out of my pants in the middle and I happen to be wearing red ████ boxers yeah you weren't for no reason right and then the funny thing is I'm supposed to hit this frizz and then drop right into the choreography in the center and I'm sitting there in the center just there's no swag at all there's there's just the Consciousness I can't wait until these eight counts are done because I think my dick's out and after that never again it's only even in rehearsals where I was just like hey black underwear but that's when all the panties started coming on stage that's when Ken's panties I wasn't even like why does this have his phone number on it that's funny because that's that happens a lot I was when I was last time I was judging World of Dance when you judge you have to have a mic on you and you have to give constant commentary during people's shows so that once they get their score they get to listen to everything you
7:34 thought this dude who's like front and center and it's kind of awkward because this is like their theme not that all most themes are like this their theme was like Passion of the Christ that's a good theme so it was like very this guy was Jesus but Passion of the crisis specifically like the Mel Gibson movie right like the one where the well the Mel Gibson Bible Yeah well yeah so then the dude the guy who's playing Jesus does like a leap and then it split it's his pants and he's just doing and then the whole time I'm doing commentary I was trying not to ████ mention and I'm like bro everybody saw that but it's all good [Laughter] how would you disrupt his pants in this part of the Bible didn't remember that part and it's like at the end when it's very like it's supposed to be like really dramatic and stuff so they won right no they didn't win you have commentated on him like if you saw
8:24 Anthony perform come out do one freeze dude if I had panties with my number on I'd throw a toucan I would totally like smoke them if they yeah that happened that'd be hilarious but I didn't know this guy or that team so I was like oh damn like you can't make fun of them yeah because it's it's of all the sets to have that happen during a Jesus themed set that's hilarious I was like I would have been like look I know this is what Jesus said so I uh it's really hard for me to like laugh and make fun of it but I gotta say you just ripped your pants and that kind of took away a lot of the whole passion part for me and they were good too they were like they were really good you should have worn black where next time wear black underwear what's the most like hostile people have been to you guys at a comedy show has anyone ever been like outwardly hostile I've had a fight break out while I was on that's a good story because of you but not because of me no this one's but it was why I was like and actually I
9:16 was bombing before too like I was doing nothing oh so this is a good fight so it was like it actually helped my set so I'm on stage in Ventura uh and I'm kind of bombing and I don't know where I just heard somebody yell out that's my mama and then a ████ like this I heard a punch like that and I was like what the ████ and I turned around and these two dudes are squared up and they're kind of swinging at each other and then this older like the the older Mexican dude with the guy that cracked the original guy I heard I hear him yell Pera which means ████ in Spanish right he's like he starts choking this lady oh and my homie was there and he just we no one knows the context of the situation my homie Jose sees that and he just sees some dude choking a lady and he sucks that dude so now my boy and this four are getting down I'm on stage like what the ████ is going on are you like in spider you're like oh ████ this could be good content yeah good left hook
10:10 I wish I had that composer but I did I was just like shocked like what the f like what does the show continue like what the ████ happens now little by little they Usher the people out the cops come or whatever people sit back down uh we find out that that guy the lady was cheating on her husband with that dude she was with at the show the guy knew came with his daughter who was like in her 20s or something she yelled out that's my mama husband cracks cheater dude they start squaring up that's what went down who was choking out who the husband was choking his wife Oh yay she was cheap she was cheating but like you can't choke your wife that's an at-home activity that's behind closed doors no no I knew it was coming from both your mouths too I just bought his lead so we like I got
11:01 him to all sit down it was weird but then I started just kind of making fun of the whole situation and then the show was great and they're like another 10 minutes and I was like I'm really glad those fools got down because like I was sucking ass and everyone was like yeah you were sucking ass and now we're having a good time was it Jose the guy that punched the uh the dad yeah was he wasn't he on the show he was a headliner so my boy the guy cracked him he got on stage after me and he ████ smashed for like an hour and it was like wow you just had the other dude blood on his nose and he's like sorry if I hit anybody here I was just trying to defend that lady that's pretty good that's ████ what yeah I can't top that story nothing like that would happen so moving forward you guys are gonna prepare any um rebuttals for physical heckling he said he's gonna go malice at the palace I don't think he's trying to prepare ████ who knows that still counts as a
11:53 preparation yeah yeah I've been training I've been doing this all time I just don't tennis balls at you yeah in the dream scenario someone throws something I catch it yeah you know like that's the dream but I doubt that would ever happen let's just be like you're really good at that [Music] foreign
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