0:00 thank you [Music] all right I'm gonna tell you guys about a dude named Moses All Right This Guy's in his 40s and he was sick and tired of being short oh really yeah what's short he was five five okay guys what do you do about it you got the surgery he spent 165 000 that he'd saved up uh working three jobs basically walk over the course of like three or four years and he got the height lengthening surgery you guys know how that works how tall is it now break your legs five five to five sit just look at this picture how tall is he now that's him and that's a different person five five
0:50 to five ten wow that's what I'm saying dude I kill somebody to be five because five minutes I think if he just had that same confidence yeah he's confident he wasn't trying to fight five dude he's slouching yellow too here his forehead looks different like you didn't but did he like did he but did he lengthen his arms to match no no no no no it's all it's gonna look like a T-Rex dude did say that like the confidence of being told just caused an overall Improvement in his whole wow it's all in the head yeah what if he walks like a baby giraffe though like I mean he was walking ████ up for a
1:40 while so I bet dude recovery must be crazy dude it's bad get that too there's people with like super bad acne problems right and then their confidence shrivels and then they take like Accutane and their face clears up and they feel like yeah sometimes the outside affects the inside sure but the problem with people like this and Moses probably has the same as issue is that like so I know some ████ right as I'm sure you guys do too just regular adult ████ and sometimes like God damn it why is this guy such a ████ ████ and you find out they used to be fat chip on their shoulder and I got this ████ chip and it's like I can't see where it comes we got a new ████ he's gonna be an ████ do you think he's gonna want me when I was short but now I'm do you think he's gonna dunk on shorter guys he should he should all right like he's gonna be mean to like the shorter dudes he just missed everything wait so wait how does physiologically
2:30 speaking how does this happen all right so listen to this it's kind of like you guys had braces anybody yeah yeah you know when you get your braces tightened and it's like you got to go every once in a while it didn't make me any taller yes so that's sort of similar to this you gotta chop the tibia and then you put a device in it right oh my God yeah you go in to get it cranked and it splits your bone up the area that breaks fills up with more calcium and Bone and then you go back you do it again so he got five inches from that over time over time he earned that bro you gotta do it for a long time how long has he been doing this are you slowly getting taller he's been doing it I think like like years like a couple years maybe yeah yeah so you slowly get taller and taller and eventually he got five inches out of it and you could kind of go to six but it's like it gets risky the more you go like Teeth Whitening oh
3:21 my God yes and you don't have any teeth left yeah yeah this is the human mod era bro yeah like crazy technology that's coming out that could just change people's faces which is oh yeah dude now you can get taller like that sounds kind of tight like I'm gonna get some pamphlets I think I'm not gonna do it but I'll look into read about it yeah would you do it though if it was like a quick and easy thing nah dude not even what if there was no side effects because what I'm worried about is like you do this and you can't run and Sprint anymore he can't run in Spring yeah he can't play sports dude it'll be a little bit but you can eventually get back to them that's what that says he was before he's the third guy to do this oh how do they know you wait for the test run you're gonna be like did you have your legs lengthened you're supposed to be higher bro you're gonna
4:12 end up on a commercial are you six inches taller than you were born yeah absolutely I saw this other one where this guy went from like five four to five seven or something yeah and I was like that's not even that different bro you're not you're not at that threshold like I think five five okay if you're gonna be five five and you want the lengthening then you could be like a legit tall person I think 510 is the threshold yeah bro five seven dude five five seven because five no one ever calls five nine it's the same ████ you know I mean like five seven five they find the same ████ doesn't ████ matter you need to break the 510 then you're like oh ████ I got six feet yeah yeah yeah yeah until you like walking there's ranges if you walk up something you're like oh wait this guy's just 5 10. oh yeah it's far away you know why because you're six foot passing when you have boots on yeah yeah yeah like five six to five nine who cares right nobody cares you're about your
5:03 height really but 510 that's 5 10 and above yeah you're six foot passes he was wearing the slope shoe still so he still needs a little couple inches you got a Skechers showed the video after he walked away from the picture [Laughter] he seems like kind of like just like a sad soul like he's talking about how much like he he had such low confidence and then he even tried taking hype pills which he didn't know was a scam yeah well he was taking him forever but guys ever um obsessed over like a body part or like you know like a like a something
5:54 that feels like a deficiency in you like oh like something you're unsatisfied with yeah dude I always wanted to be taller I didn't know hype was an attraction thing until recently oh until really blown until girls tender profiles that don't hit me up unless you're yeah 5 10 or up because I was around a lot of Latina and Asians so a lot and then like you know they're small so like we're smart for me it wasn't an attraction thing it was more for sports like athletes are just taller like when you're taller you're just better at sports athletically so I was like because even like sprinters average sprinters like 5 10 5 11 if you want to play basketball you gotta be like six feet just every sport yeah like all the best athletes they're generally like six feet around there what was your ideal and when did it start uh you're like in high school or like yeah I think probably in high
6:44 school where like when I first started wrestling I was like man it'd be nice to not arrest a lot of girl weight equipped by wrestle that like a man wait or something well you're in 90 pounds I know exactly damn not even triple Digis dude and then and then I went to um and then I went to what is it called uh I went to another school and then I ended up playing basketball there oh yeah and tough yeah when you play it and then so that's yeah nothing here's Daisy that last year it was a state champion team but they're all seniors so they all bounced so I remember that when we when we all tried out the guy that was 6'4 was from the team last year and then uh
7:34 the coach that was like you're playing Center this year oh he goes what the ████ he's like what the ████ because dude I was a ████ small foreign so like now it's like he's all mad at you guys yeah everyone's like a five nine five ten team and everyone's just short across the board yeah and then I was like low Center gravity it was your height Journey like groin what was your growth spur like what I have my gross bro early yeah it was always one of the taller kids in my class and then like I feel like a middle school it kind of levels out you know I mean everyone's
8:25 kind of gets taller and then I hit like after my last growth spurt in high school like I was always one of the taller kids I had like hit it fast but I wasn't always like the biggest kid and I was always skinny as ████ and then I started playing I mean I always played football then the high school started playing football I remember my first like real weightlifting situation in off season like I'm thinking I'm strong I was always working out but never like football weightlifting and these two older dudes who were like friends of mine like all right yeah Capcom hit this it was 135 45 on each side I didn't ever hit 135 before but it seemed within my range and they let it off the ████ rack and cool on top of me and like they were just like laughing so hard and I was like never again yeah because that Dave ████ me up and then I was like I got it and also like they just give positions to the bigger dudes yeah without even seeing their
9:15 skill first and like I needed to compete so I had to get big so you obsessed over your entire body every single muscle you see someone who it might even be something that correlates like someone faster might have this one muscle look I need that I need that because he has it and he's fast yeah um I don't know if a football they did this but in basketball like tryouts is kind of like you just have a bunch of people right and then it's just like okay just just throw five on five on each other and they watch how the game Dynamic goes and then okay you're out you're in yeah um what is that is that called Sprint manager what is that called yeah I guess it's just like a scrimmage area so like in that when you start seeing body shapes and sizes and you're just like okay I can see like this guy is literally two times faster than me yeah this guy oh ████ there's an interception I'm going for it I go like this and then the guy behind me is like yeah I'm like oh no you know you just start seeing
10:06 like body shapes and sizes and what they can do and you go back and look at the mirrors [Laughter] we were like all training as a fight team and there's this one dude he's still a good friend he kind of looked like he was like Middle Eastern but he was like half black and half white or something like that but he looked like he was like Armenian which was like a weird thing but this dude played college football his whole like you know he he's a career athlete amazing athlete and then we started like sparring and I was like oh this is a different caliber of individual as far as like how good he was how fast he was how explosive he was and at the time I I was like a buck 30 right like I've never strength trained in my life and I was like sparring with this dude and I was like
10:56 oh this guy is beating the absolute ████ out of me and you guys have the same skills same success exactly and I just was like what the ████ I could not figure it out you know but like the more you play when others do sports with all these different body types the more you realize like oh ████ like strength has so much arm length like limb length the earlier the body of dysmorphia starts the better athlete you will be boom it's too late see that's what happened to me I think I was too body positive in my whole life and then I realized I was like oh my god I've been wrong this whole time I was like you guys didn't tell me to lift weights like this is terrible because the only body dysmorphia I had was about not being circumcised [Laughter]
11:46 wait you were for being uncircumcised or being circumcised no because I saw I I'll uh we would go pee together in elementary school and I was like how come mine doesn't look like yours and then and then I just thought like I had an Asian dick because all the other Asian kids were uncircumcised too until these other kids Dale's like how come it's like this and in my dad's uncircumcised too and I'm like how come mines look like an elephant truck and then throughout life I was like oh man you seen a lot of dick yeah you're supposed to a lot of dick at an early age yeah he says he had to go pee with your friends that was like a fun thing to do I don't know I don't look at the when you go pee with them you don't look at the dick scan I don't pee with them kids like pants to the ankles lift my shirt up we all did that and then I don't know in kindergarten it was just a thing where I was like I gotta go to the bathroom and then we're like I gotta go
12:37 too and then we all go to one stall yeah and pee in the same toilet we thought that was so funny it's like a selfie over I'm never a toilet blue coffee but like it was a fun adventure I don't know why it was just something funny so you never asked anybody else like how come yours is I asked my parents oh yeah they're like you're not circumcised and I was like what's that and they're like well we don't do that in Japan so it just I don't see the reason why to do it and then so most people in Japan are not I would just yeah think about it's like Europe like they don't do it there too so then later I would keep thinking about it and I'm like am I like in fourth fifth grade now and I'm all like ████ am I if I get married like is it like if everyone in America does it like
13:27 it's gonna be so weird yeah so my my body dysmorphia was on my dick only I didn't care about my height just by circumstance just my dick it was funny I was afraid at a young age that like I was gonna die a virgin like fifth grade fourth really I think I'm like damn dude like what if because you know what it was I think it's a lot of religion like I grew up in the church talk about the world ending all the time yeah it's almost like the end of the world end of the world that's coming could be today right now so it's like you're like damn what if that ████ ends I'm a ████ virgin so every day I was like what if it's today what is the ████ meteor hits today and I'm ████ like as early as like fifth grade that is true they always tell you that yeah what religion was it uh it was Lutheran yeah foreign
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