0:00 I think I still got some healing to do cuz I'll never let my mom win just yet even if the egg was right no like even like when we like I'll grab dinner with her and she's like can you walk with Mommy uh back to like the the house because it's dark and Mommy's scared or whatever I'm like sure and I'll walk out like this I'll protect you and then all the neighbors are like why is that grown dude like pretending like I'm like I'll protect you Mom oh there's bad guys everywhere you stop it welcome back to careful boys we in the new office oh wow thank you Ryan thank you Ryan and smack and AIS for carrying a few things and Anthony for kind of supervising being the ideas guy foran he's a foran or Anthony to complain
0:50 about the filth and this office for six months straight till we had to do something about it got the ball rolling he he thre to call OSHA really is what happened I know he was going to call I know um so what is the worst advice you have ever been given aside from the ones that Anthony gives us yeah other than Anthony that's what the promise is aside from Anthony Lee what's the worst advice you he's writing it it aside from the first one that comes to mind isn't really the worst advice but I think it's how it's used and it's uh follow your gut so if you I think but if your gut is stupid exactly so I think you need to look at your own track record and if you have like five wins like like that's like your track record is pretty good yeah maybe follow your gut but if you
1:40 keep getting into ████ situations you should follow someone else's gut that's been winning yeah true mine is um don't you know do business with friends and family and it's to me it's been the opposite like the friends and family part is actually the best part strangers is actually the wor worst part why is that what's no trust yeah I don't know like I think if you think about the people that's probably ████ you over it's always strangers not your friends and family in my case at least but I don't know luy when people say that it's like I think you know they they they got screwed over by their own friends and family and I'm all like well you have s█████ friends and family you you chose bad yeah but I think all of my companies are with people that I've known for over decades
2:31 alls all friends all family um I don't know and sure there's like certain disagreements but for the most part it's been great so I don't know like where that comes from it's probably just from people that have s█████ family members probably do you know what I think uh it's not the worst advice it it is pretty bad advice it's like for relationship stuff when people go oh you know at the 3mon Mark or 6 month Mark a b or c should happen and then one year like the Milestones it's like by the seventh year you're going to face this and it's like no you don't shut the ████ up it is so stupid so generic too yeah it's like Oh by one year if you don't like them then you shouldn't date them cuz if if we follow if me and Hannah followed any of those rules we probably wouldn't be together yeah cuz we broke all of them all all the red flags most good relationships break those do they
3:21 still have that rule where like you get a number and you don't wait you wait 3 days or some ████ oh that's that you got to do that you got to do that you got that thing it's like you don't to be S thirsty you got to wait 3 days before you text them or some ████ old that's so funny people would say that ████ about like me and Tiff they're like you're going to marry your high school sweetheart and ████ but I'm like that's the dopest thing ever yeah but at the same time like I get where they're coming from cuz it's like you got to see the world you got to ████ like people yeah but at the same time it's like I think you're ████ a little bit right yeah it is ████ I think you need it's so circumstantial I think you need to see the world if you don't know what you want yeah but if you already know what want and you have what you want then like one of the most amazing things for like the last decade for me is once you're with someone it's like that part of your life is filled and then now you're building yeah you're
4:12 building a marriage you're building a family whatever doing you're doing everything together versus you're still like shopping around shopping around you know yeah cuz we got to a point where we realize we wanted the same things and then from there it's just like the hard work to like build it as you go up like I think that was the important thing but yeah so many people give you advice when it comes well they're idiots well comes from like their own view of the world and it doesn't really it doesn't apply to you yeah it doesn't take your life into account I think that's usually bad advice cuz they might be thinking man Nick I want 50 more ████ before I get and settled down and then you're just like what what I'm not like a sex I wish I can get 50 50 is the same I want 50 more ████ before I get married yeah some people think they need that people oh yeah that's the common thing everyone says people used to be like oh you're going to be a you're going to be a trainer you're going to be a ████ Co coach or some ████ like they would like kind of talk down like
5:02 that when I why well just because like that's weird weird you're going to improve People's Health and lives are you a stupid but but once again it's from people who are like not doing that stuff like when I was in school I went to school for uh exerise science and a lot of people that were doing that were um wanted to be on track for physical therapy and at the time I was like yeah that's cool but I think I'd rather just want to like train people or whatever like cuz that was like my passion or whatever and then people were like oh you're going to do that instead like oh it doesn't really seem very safe BL they have all their own preconceived notions about that profession and then they like kind of dump it on you and then you're like ████ am I am I tripping should I do something else you know yeah that's what's hard hearing someone talk when they can't see themselves in your place exactly and so they give you bad advice or they tell you you should do X Y and Z and it's like well that's not the life that I want to live or whatever the case may be that's why I never listen to my
5:52 parents oh dude that's the worst yo you know what the worst advice is is when somebody tells you how to do something something like for example hey this is how you make a lot of money but then it's coming from a person who has zero money that's like wait what let me tell you something yeah yeah that always happens with like different things not just money that's like the fat personal trainer yeah you want workout advice that's I do I think you should work out oh you know what I think the worst is take a LP Bud yeah doctors oh because they're well respected in their field and they know their ████ like in in medical you know like or whatever maybe not all of them do but use that title as if they're an expert on everything it's like don't worry I'm a doctor and it's like you don't know anything about ████ hip-hop dance what the ████ like how the ████ hold up Dr Dre
6:44 does like my mom she got diagnosed with osteoporosis and uh wor a bunch of their Specialists were like oh you need to be doing these drugs like you need to come in we'll give you an injection to your spine blah blah go and then and then meanwhile she has her friends being like oh you shouldn't be lifting weights you shouldn't be doing all stuff you're going to hurt yourself lifting weights is the best thing for osteoporosis that's what I mean and it's like you listen to doctors who are in the know who are like like they work in the field yeah like the ones that actually work with longevity Specialists or like maybe like uh people who are working with people that have osteoporosis and a ████ dentist comes by and says I don't think you should do that yeah exactly to your feet and then they give you all this and it's it's hard cuz my mom's like what should I do what should I do I'm like ████ just keep lifting weights do all things how about listen to the people in the field that are at the ████ Cutting Edge like they have the we experiencing this yeah they have
7:35 the most experience you know what's worse than a doctor is just somebody with a doctorate oh like a PhD I have a pH not not that everybody in journalism but just the people that point it out to you it's like it's always a bad sign when they're like oh you know I have a doctorate and it's not even close to being yo did you see that Jubilee video where that the PHD girl she had the lowest IQ and she's bomb thr and then the military guy had the highest right yeah God and she told she told him that he had the lowest well the well the highest the guy with the highest IQ in the Guinness worldo Records is a bouncer no way yeah he's he's like a ████ genius right he developed some framework for like it's it's some quantum physics ████ about like how he views like God or whatever it's some crazy ████ holy ████ profession and he Chucks people out of
8:25 the club yeah he's a bouncer and then he lives isolated on a farm that's ████ from like like a club bouncer on a farm yeah well I guess he drives to the city you know why's yeah Road no he's a he's actually a big brain boy because he doesn't have to do any ████ work being a bouncer for for a town for a town of 500 people what do you got to do a club bouncer he gets to lift weights and just throw people out Carlton style one Jazzy Jeff style one of the worst advice that I I still get to this day um it's just so broad it's just like go back to school or finish school oh bro what a ████ random ass people anytime go toool anytime like we're talking about school with anybody and I go like oh yeah I had a quarter left of UCI and then I dropped out to do dance they're
9:15 like oh you should go back and finish it at this point for literary journalism so I can work at the New York Times like what what's the dream that's how you know when someone's stupid when when uh they give absolute conclusions with zero Contex yeah because that's such an Absolution they just say it they jump to the conclusion or they hear us talking like R Ryan's talking right now and like he clearly wants to finish school he's just afraid yeah like you know for a fact right you know for a fact you're not even in this room by the way because I don't even I don't even think school is bad I just think like once once you figured out what you're going to do you don't need it anymore it's like you're fine dude well it's cuz they used to have a monopoly on education and that was the only way that you can kind of find a space for that but now it's like this episode is brought to you by DraftKings DraftKings Sportsbook an
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10:58 8887895118 possibly on behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort in Kansas 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction void in Ontario bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance see dk.com for eligibility and deposit restrictions terms and responsible gaming resources you can have one-on ones you can have Master like mindes or what's that master class from actual professionals you could learn directly from like Michael Jordan himself on basketball I mean it's also I'm not trying to get one of those corporate jobs that requires like a specific diploma it's like I don't work in that field but then people are still like no you you should finish it just in case I can't believe people tell you that dude I'm not going to get a that type of job at this age either it's like I have to be an entrepreneur Dam that's crazy I got a buddy who's like going through a divorce right now and then I
11:49 got another buddy who's like all right dude here's the first thing you got to do oh no oh no and then he's like you got to start slaying every ████ ████ in town and all that ████ that's not bad advice right he just wants to live like yeah that's a vicarious advice yeah why why it's not his dick it's vicarious bait or he I really do think he thinks it's like the best advice ever or he wants to go through a divorce too but he can't yet yeah this is what I would do so when I was with him when I was with them both I was like I was like that's really bad advice dude I was like cuz cuz you don't know what he wants like and he's not the type of guy who wants to go ████ he's like a nerd he doesn't want to go want to go slay ████ and ████ like that but that's why he should go cuz he's a nerd oh he need transform he wear the other jackets slick back hair come on yeah he should have been like you need to go to Thailand and get your lady boys that you always wanted that's what he wants he's
12:39 projecting it onto him you know you want to be with a lady boy real bad just admit it already wait what yeah it is bad advice it's bad advice you don't know what well you have to know what they're what that's the first thing I always ask people it's like what do you want yeah cuz I don't know I don't know I don't even really know for sure when that is good advice like to just go slate puss ████ a lot of ████ I don't even know when that's truly good advice I think it's good advice if you're truly heartbroken and like you're there's just no you have no um you know no emotional support anywhere I think it's fine to just like go ahead and Scatter your ████ heart into a million pieces for a while so that you can use the numbness to like build yourself back up that's what I think it works what about if you're in Amsterdam go slay some puss then probably doesn't have to be a sad time when I was there I saw some Japanese school kids like not kids like ████ college kids running around and
13:30 having the time of their life and one of my favorite things to do is just ease drop on what they were saying what were they saying they were like oh my God that one look and then there's like a dweeb in the group and they're like look she's calling you and then she's like doing this and he goes oh no that one's too much woman for me I can't handle her have a sitcom yeah and he goes no I need someone less intimidating and they're like come on man do it when when you ever going to have a foreigner like that and then I'm just listening like and then lady's like a like 58 like woman you know and then this dude's like a 53 like dweeb and then I I actually wanted to see it go down but she was like yeah but it's like it's that to me is like when you're at a video game shop and they Mis price all the games and you're like I can't believe all these games are so cheap I'm on a deal I could get them
14:22 all what the ████ cuz when I was there I was like it's $60 everybody's a 10 yeah like that was insane pretty crazy it is pretty crazy like $60 for like the hottest chick you've ever seen but it's not the same when they don't want you well you got to pay you pay double and they want you okay that's true well what's some bad advice you could give someone going to Amsterdam and doing that bad advice don't get a hooker that's really that's good but even that question it goes back to what do you want right I think bad advice is in general is not the advice itself but who's giving the advice and who's receiving the advice yeah I think bad advice is horrible outcomes yeah it's like people what's the goal and if you get the opposite of that goal or not anywhere close I think a lot of people just suck at life because they don't
15:12 understand that this action will cause this reaction so it's like they have bad predictions and so they think this is what's going to happen they got bad guts exactly horrible guts it goes kind of Full Circle to what BART said you guys ever meet somebody that just has like they complain about their their circumstances all the time where like relationships oh I cut them off they they complain about all the time all the time all the time and then you ask them simply like what do you want out of this situ like what do you want for yourself and they're just like H like they have no ████ idea yeah they won't complain yeah they they're just kind of like in limbo and they haven't even thought about that or when they give you their explanation of what they want it's like the most vague kind of surface level stuff and when you give them solutions they start giving you excuses and then next week they're going to complain about the same ████ ████ to you again and it's like every day I'm like bro same thing same thing if not the situations worse like this is tough like you know you know what it is for me too
16:02 I think some of the some of the worst advice is is advice that's just way too complicated I think like I think first you got to do this then you well I mean like when people have a really Advanced philosophy about life that is so many components by the plane that's actually a very simple method I think that especially when it comes to relationships the keys are very very simple they're very like Bas level things but some some dudes want to complicate it to be so much of a Quantum science that like they're just they're more taking credit for like having an advanced way of looking at it versus like the key is just to look how intelligent I am yeah mental masturbation ████ exactly yeah yeah yeah they're just jerking off to their own theories I'm intellectual honestly if you just approached it with a wholesome very innocent like way that like satisfies your you know whoever you are inside or your inner child or whatever it's probably going to be okay yeah but some dudes are like no you have to look at it this way and that way in
16:53 order to be happy it's like women are always trying to get something from you you know like they start exactly yeah I feel like the more he some the more heady someone is um the more they're avoidant of dealing with their own like feelings and issues like harsh truths yeah cuz then once you address all of that you live relaxed it should be easy after that yeah it doesn't matter plus sometimes somebody just believes something so hard no matter what no matter what you tell them you're just like hey man like I I don't know why it doesn't get through to you but this isn't the way that you think it is just because you you're cling Clinging On to a couple things are maybe half true yeah like what this guy does oh ████ what did you grab that like this is just like egregious it's like takes a couple of things turn that into advice what kind of advice can we
17:43 give him I mean he just takes a couple of things and then it becomes his whole life story it's like yeah I hate how after he watched Loose Change he SW like he was like they they stole my idea Loose Change doesn't even say that it didn't happen yeah he he takes it to a whole another level lose change actually tries to disassociate themselves from Anthony Lee they're like this guy takes a little too far we don't side with him lose change probably has the most footage the shows that did happen yeah loose Chang is like we also distance ourselves from all the violence he's calling for and all that that's what he gets for not being here man yeah he thinks it's all CGI which is so crazy do you guys still have people in your lives that try to like they mean well and they try to give you advice and they try to like tell you like like how to live and stuff my mom yeah my parents your mom still telling you stuff well like yeah cuz I think I don't know if it's like
18:34 ████ a Asian Jean or some ████ she can't ████ turn it off and like kind of like what Steve was saying like the people that give the worst advice are the ones that um don't really listen uh they just they just make up your life for and they're just I think they're trying to just like have some sort of catharsis of their own like fixing their making their own lives whole justifying their own mistakes yeah so like uh like I think like my mom like texted G Gio something like oh so you guys thinking about having another kid or whatever and then gi's like you know we gave it a year and uh if it didn't actually happen I think we're good she goes nah you guys aren't dude and then she'll be like no I'm 40 like you know the chances of any crazy stuff happening with uh you know um birth yeah like birth whatever can can increase she goes oh 40 still young man and it's just like are you even
19:26 listening always be closing but in her brain ABC in her brain it's probably like man I wish I had two Bots or three bots of fall you know so I know they want more ERS that's for sure you know but it's like rooted but ████ listen to what the ████ going on right it's not that you don't it's just that it didn't happen and you guys put you guys made a rule and you're like that's the rule that's it plan yeah it's always parents she never listens I don't know why my parents they they always tell me oh don't eat this don't do that that but I'm like it's okay but parents kind of get a pass right a little bit they do yeah cuz their information is no pass dude yeah no it but what is rewarding is when they would tell you something and you go actually here's new information about this specific thing and then you kind of correct them oh my God I would get shot in the face usually
20:17 you would think they would reject it but lately my parents they they started accepting these newer ideas they're evolving I don't know I just I was very stubborn I was like no this is what's right like no you can't eat this you just can't eat too much of this or something like that dude let's Go's on top baby ████ all right my mom um she was just hanging out with us for Thanksgiving which is like she hasn't been to my house at all in Vegas school ni so then she was like dude my mom hovers I'm like trying to cook my mom's hovering the whole F you're going to ████ that up aren't you Stephen yeah and I'm like okay I'm not you I'm like I forgot what this was like but then oh you ████ that up why using that pan you're burning the salad don't use that pan all that stuff and then at one moment she saw me like crack in an egg and she's like stepen let me show you how to do that and I was like you're a ████ idiot all this stuff and then she takes two eggs she's like she's like look you take two eggs you you push them
21:08 you bump them together and one of them always cracks and one of them always doesn't and I was like that's actually really good advice cuz like I always crack it against the side of the pan and then sometimes and then sometimes the egg fluid leaks on the stove and N b███████ about it later and Nikki's like looks like you C all over the stove and then you know I'm like I know clean it up sorry it's two eggs just two eggs boom but then one of them cracks so both of them never crack at the same time so then you just take another egg when you want to crack the other egg and then you put it back in the what if you only have one egg left dude it's because one arm's stronger than the other arm wow I always just ████ crack it like that yeah I yeah me too but that or I crack it on the side of the pan I was like that's a really good piece of advice that I cuz I keep on ████ up sometimes there's gold in there huh that's it yeah you got to be open was
21:59 99% of complaining and b███████ and criticizing and then you get 1% of gold I was dismissive initially I was being the hater because she had been doing the hover ████ for ████ an hour and a half and then I got a little nug out of it little tiny nug D yeah and changed my egg game I crack eggs like a ████ Pro now D I think I still got some healing to do cuz I'll never let my mom win just yet even if the egg ████ was right no like even like when we like I I'll grab dinner with her and she's like can you work with Mommy uh back to like the the house because it's dark and Mommy's scared or whatever I'm like sure and I'll walk out like this I'll protect you and then all the neighbors are like why is that grown dude like ████ pretending like I'm like I'll protect you Mom oh there's bad guys everywhere you stop it I just have to like everything she does I got to like turn it around and
22:52 and ████ rub it in somehow what if she's like what if she's like Bart look at this listing a duplex for 50,000 would you be like I'm not buying that piece of ████ let me see let me see the numbers make sense yeah yeah what if there were some dudes in the bushes and they're like oh ████ yeah let's go rob this little Asian lady and all ████ and then they're like that guy's ████ crazy they're scared of you just wait we're just going to wait there's a guy with a finger gun fallowing you that's too crazy
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