0:00 That's so sad. >> You should ████ school. [laughter] >> Why'd you say like Michael Jackson? >> ████ school. >> ████ school. [laughter] >> Who Who needs standardized testing? >> That was really good, [laughter] too. >> You try. >> Who needs standardized? >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We do have Nick the ear here today, but the ma No, don't clap. The main attraction is uh Bonos's back. >> Hey, the savior of this channel, Bonos. >> Whoa. Whoa. That's a lot of pressure. >> Live and direct. Dude, >> great balancer of us having to have Nick here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had the opposite. [laughter] Uh I wanted to see if um you guys could I guess like try to build a fair assumption of what Bonos might have
0:51 been like in high school and then she'll tell you what she was really like in high school. This is a photo of her in high school. So, like I guess like judging by this, maybe you would think she was really cool. >> Honestly, at our school that I went to, I went to Pasadena High. They would never let you wear those spaghetti straps, dude. >> Really? >> They would ████ >> That's true. You had to like an inch. You had to have like an inch. >> Yeah, they would do this. >> Oh, you got to change. >> So, I think you're a rule breaker. Um I think you are um >> Can I Can I guess I'm gonna start with the simple questions. Are you wearing sweatpants on the bottom? Baggy sweatpants? We're in caros. Which one? >> I don't remember. But probably because this was after dance rehearsal. So I'm not in a full like >> So this is after school or during school. One of the school >> after school hours. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> After school, but at school. >> What year is this, by the way?
1:42 >> I think that's 07. You're the one that pulled up this picture. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I think it's 07. >> Did you drink boba during this period? Were you a boba drinker? >> Not regularly, but I did. Tapioca Express. That's where everyone was going. And quickly >> quickly >> I'm putting the picture down. >> What did you drink at school? >> Alcohol. >> Yeah, alcohol. >> No, >> you didn't drink. >> You didn't sneak vodka into water bottles. >> Aquafina? >> No. >> Did you date anyone that was in the sports team? >> No. You think that thing dated anyone on the sports team? >> Well, I don't know. You You seem like the class clown type, the goofy type. You're playful. [clears throat] No. Were you goofy? >> Um, yeah. I was a little goofy. I was actually more Do you want to tell You want me to tell you? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:32 >> I think you're supposed to tell us after we ask. >> Okay. I was a little more shy in high school. >> So, what the hell is that all about? >> Yeah. Yeah. What is this? >> So, >> like that's such a statement. [laughter] >> This picture is because I was with my dance company, the dance team. So, really comfortable. These are the people you spend like 10 hours with, you know, before and after school. So, this is a very comfortable space. The only comfortable space. >> A plate of mango. >> It was Those are tangerine peels. It looks like >> Looks like nectarines to me, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why you have some Why you have a plate of peels? >> I think I was eating. >> Very healthy then. >> Who was your dance inspiration back then? >> Julia Styles. >> Julia [laughter] Styles. >> That was a big movie at the time, wasn't it? >> That was that time though. It was. Yeah, that was that was actually pretty tight. >> But is there someone you're like, "Okay, this person's sick. I want to be like
3:22 this person." >> No, I didn't really know any dancers like like that. >> Is that Save the Last name? >> I just did it when I was young. Like I just started dance class when I was, you know, five and I just kept doing it cuz I started in Chinese folk dance. >> Whoa. What's that like? >> Like a fan and ████ >> with the fans with the ribbons. >> With the uh >> the ribbons. They give you some ribbons right now. Would you be able to ████ >> I could probably just do a figure eight. >> All right, bring them out, Ryan. You got him, right? You [laughter] got him. >> Pull them out of your jean jacket, dude. >> They got to match it to the oo. >> What's that? >> The the two string. [laughter] >> The two string. >> You play that and I'll do the ribbon. >> Yeah, dude. I could I could do that ████ >> You never had to do Chinese folk dance stuff as a kid? >> Yeah, but it's called kung fu. [laughter] >> It's called woou.
4:13 >> Same thing. Yeah, that's true. >> Who do you think like who would you think was cooler in high school between the two of them? >> Definitely Nick. >> What? He was prom king. >> Shut up. Really? You were prom. >> I think it was it was rigged. I think I think it was rigged. >> Yeah, he was. Yeah, >> you were prom king. This changes a little bit. I don't know yet. >> It makes them the most popular. [laughter] >> What? something. >> But then you know how sometimes schools like they give the down syndrome guy the the prom king >> cuz like they want to just be like yay. >> So I think that could be the case. >> You were really cool in high school then. >> No, I think it was what Joe was saying. It was like a pity thing. >> There's no way it was a pity thing. Pas you went to Pasadena, right? >> Yeah, but I think it was because they got a vote. >> I was in the student body or whatever. >> That they take that really seriously there. >> N I wish. with all the papers cuz he
5:04 wanted to be one. >> You just need to know the right person. >> We had a bunch of duplicates. We had mailins. [laughter] >> I think it was set up by the student body. I think I think they were playing a big old joke on me. Dude, >> were you on the student body? >> Yeah, I was. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it would help me get into college. Didn't really. But >> you was president of the student body. That's why they wanted it be in good favors. >> I had the I had the lowest job on the student body. >> What was your job? It was like a It was called like a senator and all I did was like organize the blood drive and that was it. That's my only job. >> Organized the blood drive. >> It was like once a year though. That was my only job. >> How'd you do what did you have to do to organize a blood drive? >> Park there. Park the truck there. >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. Cool. Set up. And then that was it. It was very minimal. It was very like >> Did you donate blood? >> Yeah, I did. Come on, dude. What do you mean sketch? I got good blood. >> You paused. >> I was trying to think and I was like, yeah, I don't remember if I did. I might
5:54 have been underweight. >> Count you were counting your blood. Yeah, I did. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I donated a blood cuz I thought uh when I found out I could get a cookie. >> Oh, yeah. >> I'll be like I I could get a free cookie. >> It was also a way to get out of class, too. So, people would just go donate, you know. >> Yeah. Does it surprise you that he was that cool in actuality in in high school? >> By the way, he's chewing his gum right now. No. [laughter] >> Like a halfway out. >> He is very cool, huh? >> He's like a lizard. >> You guys just don't know that many people, I guess. But no, it was just a weird time, I think. How about for Bart? Like knowing that he went to high school in the SUV and stuff, what kind of guy you think he was in high school? >> First guess, how many years it took me to graduate? >> Yeah. Yeah, >> that's your first question. >> Is it three or is it seven? [laughter] >> Definitely not three.
6:44 >> You don't think I'm smart enough to graduate in three years? >> Look, look how successful he is, dude. He was smart. >> Just by the few conversations I've had with you, you talk a lot about being kicked out of places. >> He got held back. You got held back. Sorry, that's mean. You got held back >> cuz of truency. >> Not cuz he's stupid. It's because he's not there. [laughter] >> You just didn't show up. >> Oh, you have to go to school to graduate school. >> You got to like check in for them to save the seat on the flight for you. [laughter] I didn't know that. >> You got to remember to check in. >> So, how many years did it take you to get that? >> Five. Got my associates degree in high school. >> No, I'm just kidding. >> Five's not bad. Most people do it in four. What are you talking about? Five's crazy. >> Five's pretty normal in high school, though. I think >> five. What the hell? >> I knew a lot of guys that took five years to graduate.
7:34 >> No ████ way. >> Or they just didn't graduate in that sense. >> They got their GED. >> What do you call the fifth year? >> Super senior year. Yeah, that's not normal. >> They just went to a continuation school. >> No, no, I had a fifth year in the regular school. >> That's pretty cool. That's impressive. >> Being the oldest person there. >> No, but I started school early, so I just became normal. I would have graduated when I was 17. I would have graduated. No, that's just cuz it's just cuz the age, you know, the age where my cuz I have a I'm a November birthday. >> So, I would have graduated at 17, but then because I got held back, then I graduate 18. >> But was it weird seeing those like juniors be your cuz you they were a junior when you were a senior and then you were a senior and then they were a senior. Is that weird? >> Feel a little bit weird. But then also I went to so many schools it was doesn't even matter. It was just people just became people. >> By then? Were you embarrassed? >> Cuz if it was like, oh, we were the same
8:24 eighth grade, same freshman, you know, then all of a sudden it's like the whole like chip stack went up. It would be really weird. But it has already been like [laughter] >> So by that fifth year though, were you embarrassed yourself where you were like, "S███, I really ████ up." >> No, cuz I chose it cuz the counselor was like, "Do you have enough to graduate on time or do you want to just repeat this year?" Cuz I cuz I just got kicked out of another school when I came in. He's like, "Let's reup." >> And then I was and I was like, "All my homies are now I was like, "All my homies are now this class. I'm going just stay in the extra year." >> Yeah. >> Ah, okay. >> Interesting. >> Did you have any fifth fifth year uh super seniors in uh Arcadia High? >> Dude, no. Everyone probably graduates early there. >> Yeah, they probably [laughter] three years. It's >> not unusual to have a perfect SAT score. Like that was like if you had a perfect
9:14 SAT score, it'd be kind of like, oh, real another one. Like it wasn't >> perfect. It's like >> at that time it was 2400 at that time. I think >> before that it was 1,600 and now there's no I don't know if there's a number anymore. They changed it. >> They don't even care anymore probably. >> I don't know. All the stuff changed >> cuz Asians can't get in anyway. >> Like why even try? >> That's so sad. >> You should ████ school. [laughter] >> Why' you say like Michael Jackson? >> ████ school. >> I hate it. I hate I hate it here. >> They misunderstand me. >> Blanket. Blanket. [laughter] That was pretty good. >> Who who who needs standardized testing? >> Whoa. >> That was really good, too. [laughter] >> You try. >> Who would need standardized? >> That was [laughter] pretty good, too. >> When school ever help anyone anyway? >> So, did you even think about like when
10:04 you were in high school, did did you even think about whether you were cool or not? Did that even concern you at all? >> I was not cool in high school. >> I thought you were cool. I knew I So I met I met her when she was in high school. >> Oh wow. Holy ████ >> I met her at her high school. >> And did you think she was cool then? >> I thought she was the coolest. Yeah. >> Shut up. That's not true. >> Did you think she was cool from your perspective or did you think she was cool at their Cuz you know, you take someone out of one school and you put them in another school, they might not be that cool. >> I could already tell she was cool because of how everyone was laughing when she would say stuff. >> Oh, she had influence. >> Yeah. I was like, "Oh, dude, this whole team's laughing when she talks. It's unless they're all making fun of her >> probably. That's probably what was happening. >> You think they were making fun of that girl in school, dude? Look, check this out. >> Cuz I went to so many high schools. Different cool is different school. [laughter]
10:56 >> No, you take like >> That's the thing you ever said. >> Different coup and different school. >> If you took So if you took >> different [laughter] coup in school, >> so like uh I would say Critos High School is a more typical high school. It's probably like Arcadia, right? If you're like a star athlete and they know you're going to NBA, you're going to go to the NFL, you're pretty cool. You put that in Mark Keell like gay. This fool cares gay as hell. Right. >> And [laughter] then what's >> And then if at Keell if you're like the craziest thug that just got out of jail and he's like, "Oh, this it's that guy. Oh ████ >> Got out of juvie. >> Oh, that guy's so ████ cool." You put him cerrito. So like, "Oh, dude. That guy that guy needs help, man. Man, that guy his life is over. So, it's like different different cool different school. >> That's [laughter] That's the best thing you've ever said.
11:46 Different cool, different school. >> That's the name of this video, dude. [laughter] >> We had Yeah, we really did have different cool because remember we had an Olympic bad mitten player and everyone was like that's ████ >> Olympic bad mitten. >> Yeah, but Batman's gay. Like it's >> Yeah, it was like Yeah, [laughter] >> she's Olympian. You're >> Olympian in high school. Thinking about it now, that's like that's insane. >> But over back then, she was like, "Oh, she's a FB. [laughter] >> What a ████ nerd." >> Being in the Olympics is crazy. That's crazy. >> That is You're like, "Oh, but it's bad mitten, though. [laughter] >> That's so funny cuz it's like it's not even basketball or something cool, right? It's like, >> yeah, but Batman at the end of the day, have an Olympian go to high school with you is sick." No. Yeah. No, you're right. Everyone's just like, "Oh, look at just practicing again. >> [laughter]
12:36 >> That is very true. >> Think productive and really good life. >> And then what what our dumb asses is just trying to figure out which bush to smoke a cigarette in. Dude, >> and it's like >> that was a big deal though, too. >> What of an Olympian bad mitten player in high school >> dying in tears cuz someone plays Batman and then like we're just running around sharing a cigarette with friends. One cigarette. ████ idiots.
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