0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We got Jesus up over Jesus. >> Hola. What's going on? >> For everybody that has siblings, which is almost everybody here. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> In what ways are you more successful or less successful than your siblings? >> Oh my god. >> Oh yeah, dude. >> Oh >> wow. >> Bart first. >> Yeah, Bart. Well, I'm more successful cuz I'm alive. You >> beat the rest of them out. >> My little brother died. Uh, he was aborted. >> He was deported from the uterus. >> What the hell? >> He was teleported. >> How do you know that? Teleport. >> They told you. Okay, that's crazy. I don't know. ████ dude. That's a hell of a thing to say, dude.
0:51 >> Yeah, I'd say >> I wonder when they brought it up, they bring it up like in an argument. I would have I should have brought boarded the wrong one. >> I deported the one ████ wrong. >> Wow, that's insane. >> So, I guess I'm more successful. >> Yeah, that that helps. Yeah. Yeah. Are you an only child? >> Yeah. >> Oh, there you go. >> No, he had a little brother that died. >> Well, I mean, come on. He's going to be peeing in the bedroom, too. Like, I mean, he's in the life. What are we doing here? Huh? >> Do women's sports? What are we doing here? Huh? What's going on? We play pretend. What's happening? No, I'm just kid. No. What's going on? Uh, what's up with you? >> Please avoid the what I just said. At least they're going to clip this part and be like, "What the ████ did he just say?" >> Oh ████ dude. Yeah. What's you and your siblings? >> Uh, my si my middle sister, she probably
1:41 she's she's way more successful for sure. She makes way more money. What does she do? >> She's an interior designer. >> Oh ████ >> She's pretty legit. She used to work for Starbucks for a really long time. >> Oh dude, I love how Starbucks is. >> Yeah, she designed she designed a lot. >> No way. That's sick. Oh, she does commercial interior design. >> Yeah. >> Oh, cool. >> Oh, then Yeah. Yeah. You ain't ████ >> Yeah, I ain't ████ >> You ain't ████ brother. >> Wa. Still interior designer >> in Portland. >> Oh, that's sick. She designs Nike stores. >> Mhm. >> Damn. >> She does international. >> Wow. That's >> the ones are usually crazier. >> She's got a real for real for real. For real. Um, so she and then on top of that, she's she started her own little uh a company with a tennis apparel company. >> Oh, she got time for that. >> Yeah, she's she's one of those, bro. >> Oh, well, >> she's like Yeah, she's all over the place. She lives in Miami and ████ She
2:31 lives like a very >> She's crushing it. >> She's crushing it. She's She's killing it. >> She's the one that's gayer than you, huh? >> No, she's straight. She's straight as hell. >> Nobody's gayer than Nick. >> She's straight as hell. >> Pretty gay. >> I'm the gayest one in the whole family, >> right? >> Take that to the ████ grave with all you. Right. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I I believe it, dude. >> Um, >> are there any ways that you feel like you're more successful? >> I can beat her ████ ass. >> Hell yeah. I can beat her ████ ass, dude. >> Nothing else matters. >> If you could ████ her up, who cares? >> I can steal her man from her, too. >> When's the last time you When's the last time you guys she fought, though? >> We never had a fist to fight. We never had a fight. >> Yeah, cuz he didn't want to kill her. >> It's all mental. Yeah. I don't want to go to jail, bro. These hands deadly weapons. >> Oh, man. These ████ just registered, bro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. But they registered, bro. >> If I wanted to ████ her up with these, I
3:21 go to >> She ever mentally or emotionally defeated you? >> It's mostly mentally. >> Did you lose at back then? >> Oh, all the time. I still lose to this day. >> Wow. >> They have a strangle hold over me where I just have to not be around them. That's the only way. Wow. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. It's like they they're the kryptonite to me. >> Yeah. They they know how to they know how to ████ me up mentally. >> I rather deal with brother bullying than sister bullying. Sister bullying is worshiping pretty harsh. >> Sister bullying is ████ psychological. ████ >> if I punch them, I go to jail. I go to jail. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Both sisters like that to you. >> Are you even a boy? >> Nah, dude. No, dude. >> No. I'm actually I actually ████ run the the the family. >> He's the baby though. That's why. >> I'm the littlest. So, it's like they all kind of like pick on you. >> Yeah. Not anymore. They're pretty chill. >> They're bigger than you in size, too. >> No. No. Hell no. You're right. >> They're little. They're tiny. to fight
4:11 back, you got to find ways to really ████ up their life. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like you gota ████ >> you gotta get personal and ████ >> You got to get a ████ jog from high school to ████ date them to ████ them and then leave them and they're all heartbroken. Be like, "B████, I set that up." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ruined your relationship to control that day, ████ >> You got fight fire on fire. Punishment doesn't fit the crime. >> Mhm. Thanos. That's it. Sad ████ That's the thing. You just can beat them up. That's your >> That's all I got on them. >> That's all I got, >> dude. I mean, come on. They're They're all way more successful than I am. >> They're not on a famous YouTube show. >> They're not >> multiple famous YouTubers. >> If they were to do the show, they'd be like, "Let's get them on instead of Nick." >> They're way more entertaining. Yeah. >> Really? Are they actually interesting? Like when they talk sometimes.
5:02 >> Sometimes. >> Not all the time. Sometimes they get real sleepy roar like they can't do the they can't do the hours that we do here. That's right. >> They want to be able to hang. They can't hang. They can't hang. >> They can't hang. >> We've been conditioning for this. >> You know, they get They're very interesting. Like people would be very They're very As soon as they walk into the room, everyone's like, "Who?" Like they're all all they get all the attention. >> Really? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. People just >> They're like some of them ████ bro. >> Damn. >> Why are they super hot? >> Now we're talking. They get all the attention. >> We talked about this before. Like I know when guy like you know when girls enter a room when it's all male dominated space and guys get weird cuz like they you could tell like they they're attracted to the girls that just walked in. >> They can't resist uh looking at the room. >> Guys get weird when my sisters walk in the room. Really? >> Yeah. But one of your sisters looks exactly like you. Dude, hold on. >> Are you telling me you would hit this?
5:53 >> Come on, man. >> I do get weird when Nick walks in the room. >> Come on, dude. >> I wouldn't be upset if the girl version of ████ like get that out of here when we got this. I don't >> get this. Get that ████ out of here. >> No. Um, no. But it is weird cuz I I see it all the time. I've seen it since I was a little kid. >> I notice where people they would >> Why you thirsty for my sister? >> Yeah, for real. I'll be like >> that. Weird thing to see. Huh? >> And I would see it all the time. >> Show his sister your sister's IG or something like that. Let's just Let's just see how it feels. >> Respectfully. Respectfully. >> You could Yeah, it's You know, I've heard it all. >> Respectfully. Respectfully, please. Yeah, man. >> He just sees he just follows. >> Hey, what was her Instagram? What was her Instagram? >> The next thing you know, they're on a date. That's his sister. >> Yeah. >> You're lying. >> That's his sister, bro. >> Yeah, that's one of them. >> How come she looks some like someone? >> Is she really a sister? Hold on. Stop ████ with me. >> Is she really some
6:45 >> Why does she look like that? >> Oh, it's cuz I never seen her with clothes on. >> She looks like >> I got to find I got to find a good picture. >> ████ reason. I'm going to say like, "Yo, you look just like a picture." >> Oh, look. >> Yeah, here she is. too. >> No, it's >> Get out. >> That's a That's a better one. >> That looks more familiar. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> She used to be on the cover of all my binders. >> Really? She's the hottest thing in uh the Asian community or what? >> Back in the Yeah. Back in the early >> 2002. >> These were these were my sisters. >> Cuz the girl from ████ uh Charlie's Angels. >> Lucy Will. >> Lucy L. Is this really your sisters? >> Those are my sisters. >> No. Really? Where? >> Straight up. >> What the hell? What the ████ is that, dude? I've never met her. >> Hey, dude. Don't show her face. >> That's family friend. That's That's
7:35 That's like sis. That's That's like That's like big sis. >> It's Tisha Dunn. >> Big sis. Big sister. >> This is his other sister. His other sister. Sorry. >> It's Chris. >> Half a half white. Dude, >> we're full Asian, bro. >> Nick's sister. >> We're full. >> Yeah, dude. I can see why people >> People trip out, right? >> People People's vibes change. >> They change. They They act all weird and they dress all ████ wherever they go. Oh no, dude. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. We don't like that. Oh, man. Wow. >> Yeah. So, that's all I got over them. >> They went everywhere. >> Not going to lie, I'm kind of bricked up right now, dude. >> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Um, yeah, I was insane. Who's next? >> You. >> Who's next? >> Yeah, we don't know anything about your siblings. >> I got a sister who's a year older than me, which is weird cuz like my parents wasted no time making another kid. Like, we share the same birthday. We share the
8:25 same age for like a week and then she turns the next age. >> That's called That's called the Irish twin. >> Is that what it is? >> Was it intentional or was it luck? >> My dad did not I don't think he wasted any time. I think >> like he tried to have a second kid right away. >> I think so. >> I had to be. I mean cuz we didn't uh there's no space. Like she I'm like I when I Yeah. When I turn 15 like she'll wait like a week and we're like the same age and we're enjoying it and then she turns 16 and it's always like that every year. She's like, "How does it feel being ████ 21?" When she was like 21, I was like, "Oh, it's cool. We're sharing 21." It's just a weird thing to do. But anyways, but yeah, I have an older sister. >> Um, yeah, we were like, dude, we were kind of like twins cuz we had the same friend group. We were at the same parties. We shared the same thing. We were listening the same circle. >> She's funnier than you. >> You know what I mean? She's actually very, very funny. She's very like
9:15 sarcastic, funny. She's actually smart. She knows how to read and write. >> Like big advantage. Like she's like so she's like quicker and like smarter about ████ I'm like very I'm very animated funny and she's just very like quick and she'll say something and then later I'm like, "Oh ████ that was hilarious." And she's like, "So ain't stupid f███." Like she likes talks like me. You know what I mean? But she's more way more smarter. >> Oh, >> I'm imagining you with a wig on. >> I know. Same. No, she's light-skinned. My family, all of my my brothers and sisters are like light-kinned cuz my mom's light-skinned and I'm the only dark one considered I was like the only >> You're considered dark. Everybody Yeah. Yeah. And everybody everybody said that I was adopted. This ████ would say I was adopted to all her friends. Oh yeah, cuz he's adopted. And that was her thing, you know. She's like, oh yeah, he's adopted. So everybody's like, I didn't know you were adopted. I'm like, I don't know either. So I believe >> Wait, what? >> I believed I was adopted for the longest
10:06 time. Like, oh, what the ████ Like the that ████ me up, you know? It took me a while to break out of that. And then I was, you see, my mom and dad really said finally said, "Hey, don't be stupid. You're not adopted." My mom, you're not adopted. He goes, "Shut up." you know, and my sister was like, "That's what she wants you to think." I'm like, "Oh my god, that's ████ >> Yeah, bro. My games, bro. >> My dad My dad was the worst, dude. Cuz we'll go to my mom's ranch and then my dad would ████ say that. Other people were like, "My dad, I'm going to tell you, that guy's your dad." And it was like this. No, no, no. And there was like this special needs guy that would bring water to the And he would say, "That's your dad." And I'm like, cuz that guy was the worst one drooling. And I'm like, "Oh, that's ████ up." And my dad's like, "Don't look at him like that. That's your dad, Carl. Respect him, Carl. >> That's your dad. >> He can't take care of you. I got to take care of you and I'm helping him out. But just know that's your dad. Fool. That
10:57 ████ me up, dude. For years, for like 3 years, I would always believe that. >> He's strong though. He's strong. >> And then you'll tell him like, "Hey, yeah, cuz you don't know. Hey, your son, take him already. He can take him." He's like, "You can't come in." I'm like, "No, >> no. That's traumatized, dude. >> And my dad laughing. It's your dad. It's your dad. It's your dad. Nobody. >> It's your dad. >> And my mom. Oh, yeah. Don't say that. Like, oh, look at his face. He's crying. She's ████ up. >> Bill's character. >> It's a resemblance. This motherfucker's drooling, though. Resemblance. Special needs. Anyways, but um >> yo, that is something I'm going to take.
11:48 >> I'mma ████ do that. >> You could really damage someone's ████ mind. >> How long did he keep it up for? >> He kept it up for like 2 years. >> So every time you would visit your mom your mom's ranch. >> Yeah. Yeah. He'll just tell him. But then when we'll come back home, he'll like mention it. He'll be like, "Hey, I got to tell your dad." I'm like, "Don't say." But then it'll go to where like I start ████ freaking out and crying. It's like, "I'm kidding. I'm kidding." And then later he'll bring it back up. Be like, "I'm not kidding. dude worse. You feel what I mean? >> That's so sad. >> I love how everybody's laughing. I'm just like, >> "Yeah, just crying." >> Get it. Get it. >> That's so funny at your expense. >> That is ████ damn. >> Oh, ████ >> He would say that every year. Tell And he goes to my mom, "Hey, tell him the truth. He needs to know that." My mom,
12:38 don't start. Don't start. That's not a joke. And he's like, "No, this is the truth." >> It's not a joke because it's true. >> Yo. Yeah. When I get bad grades, like cuz your dad, look how he is. >> ████ >> He just kept it going, >> dude. That's ████ up, dude. >> And then now as I get older, you know, I'm like more like that was stupid. But then when he passed, my dad called me like, "Are you Zack?" Cuz your dad died. Like I'm like I'm like I'm in my 30s now. Like, yo, low key, I am sad. No, >> dude. I would get mad at my mom. I was like, why you have to sleep with that guy? I didn't sleep with him. Like, ████ ████ that guy. >> That's really bad for trying to get back at him like you sleep. Yeah, dude. >> I can't slept with that guy. >> Oh my god.
13:32 >> And that's my sister and uh I have a brother. I'm like, ████ it. Yeah. And I have a younger two younger brothers. And my younger brother, he's like he's I think he's like 31 now or like but we're like similar age, but he's like 3 years or four years younger. And then my youngest brother was like just turned 21. >> So yeah, he was like the >> oopsies, you know what I mean? It was like an accident for sure. >> Little bonus guy. >> Yeah. I was in Dude, I was in high school and there was like they had a baby and I was in high school and I'm like yo, I'm already like a freshman in high school with my baby brother. It was weird cuz we're all like out of there was no baby in the house and all of a sudden there's a baby and my parents like look kind of old. So I'm like why are you guys having a baby? It's like >> why you guys >> It was weird knowing that at the time >> my mom was like 35 but at the time it was like it felt old. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But it just felt like there was like >> Yeah. Everyone's already in high school. >> There was no baby energy. It was like
14:24 you know what I'm saying? It was like the house were all older now. >> You know I was in my brother was in middle school. We were in high school and then >> my mom's pregnant. And we're like, "What the f███?" So then, and it was weird cuz me and my sister would like my mom go to the mall and me and my sister would walk with the our baby brother and people thought it was our kid sister, dude, cuz she looks light-kinned and I'm ████ darkkinned compared to her. So it was like, "Get the ████ away from me." >> And then she'll just ████ start laughing. She'll act, dude. She will play it off like, "Stop beating me." And people are like, and I'm like, "Oh, everybody's ████ with me." God, >> that's so crazy. My sister was the worst. My sister was like my dad. They're like the worst. They team up together. Oh, ████ >> Hey, your whole family had such a good comedy, >> dude. Yeah, dude. They My mom and dad would le My sister and my dad would link up in the same and they would just
15:14 ████ ████ with me, dude. I was just I was so afraid of the movie The Exorcist. And I remember I freaked me out. Like even the theater like the the commercial freaked me out. And my dad's like, "It's not real. Don't that wait." And I'll turn around to my sister. I'm like, "No, my dad's like, "Get the car. They're going to leave it. We're going to leave." ████ dude. They would shut the door, dude. They would get out of the house and leave me with my sister in the living room like, "No, you ████ story. I know it sounds. It's a true ████ story, dude. I remember I remember the Hershey's like laughing and I'm like, "F███ it, b████." I look at the outside the window. My dad's Yeah, he's freaking out. The devil was inside. I'm like, yo, that's ████ up, dude.
16:04 ████ up, dude. That's why I have trust issues, dude. So, I'm like, are you ████ with me? You're scared. >> That's why people are like, "You afraid of ice?" No. I've dealt with that fear of being afraid of ice. No, nothing scares me now, dude. ████ >> Heck watched you cry. >> Yeah, dude. That's the worst, man. >> That's really good. >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that's ████ sad as ████ dude. >> Oh, man. That's the That's the good kind of abuse. >> That is the good. >> You can laugh at her. You know, >> we all got ████ with. >> You never You never pranked your sister, >> dude. I wasn't that great of pranking, dude. Really? >> No. No. I wasn't like >> You never scammed her for fun. >> I never scammed her. I never ████ uh >> too busy scamming fast food restaurants. >> I scammed my principal. Going back to that, I scammed my principal out of like uh being suspended.
16:54 >> How the heck? Yeah, cuz I got suspended and then my dad I went home and then I would go to I went to school the next day like nothing happened and I realized like oh ████ I'm suspended like I can't go nowhere. So I and then so I was like what do I do? What do I do? So I called the ████ principal and I acted like my dad. I was like hey I want to talk to Hey, you know what? The voice and I was doing voices in high school. So I was just like hey I want to talk this is the thing I have my son here and all he's doing is wasting time watching TV. You're giving him a vacation. That's not a suspension. If you want to suspend, if you want to torture him, take him to school and make him sit down in the classrooms and teach and put Why don't you bring him all his schoolwork that he's missing and make him do that? Put him in a room in the office and just make him do that instead of wasting time at home. But what is what punishment is that? Sir, you know what? You're right. I don't know. I think that's a better idea. Tell your son to come in and then
17:45 we we'll have a talk with him and then we'll strain him out and we're going to scare him a little bit and then uh put him in the classroom. All right. Okay. Well, fantastic. He'll be there in 10 minutes. Okay. like >> wait 10 minutes and I come in again. What the ████ >> You're shrugging. >> I don't want to be here. >> Over and then they'll come in. The other come. >> Listen, I spoke to your father which is a smart intelligent man. Whatever. That guy sucks, dude. Like we're going to put you in a room next door and you got homework to do, buddy. All right. Now, get out of here. Come on. Get out of here. Now I'm in the ████ room like that seeing people walk by. ████ you. >> My dad never knew about that suspension, you know. >> Damn, that's really good. That's a cool one.
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