0:00 [Music] a self-described red bull addict led las vegas police on a chase which reads reach what stephen green that is just all he's a monster addict different brand thank you which reached speeds of up to 100 miles an hour mini cooper and officers say that she's she pepper sprayed an employee during a robbery wow they also were found in the vehicle they had hundreds of empty red bull cans hundreds after they were pulled over during the high school she also has diabetes dude they were getting wings bro they were messed up dude 100 damn she was driving 100 that's so dangerous i know people go there for vacation and it's like you know and there's a ton of pedestrians so if she loses control
0:50 she's smashed into people so two witnesses on july 20th shopping at the costco right two employees uh who were at the costco witnessed a woman later identified as the red bull addict uh stealing a shopping cart full of red bull cases estimated to be worth about one hundred dollars she steals them too well she probably like has no more money left from all the red bull she's drank probably dude she's got wings though she got wings if she consumes more red bull than steve her hourly pay then that means she's gonna run out of money oh yeah that would be bad she's like hey i if i drink like 200 ripples per hour but she's like i don't make 200 ripples per hour i got to start stealing 200 per hour an employee attempted to intervene when she then threatened to pepper spray her and then her accomplice who was trying
1:41 to help her with the burglary got out of a car and dragged the cart full of red bull close to the vehicle the woman then pepper sprays the employee and then they both drove off and started the high speed chase damn i'm amazed that someone like that even has an accomplice yeah like do you still have friends they both love red bull though they love red bull it's like kind of like how crackheads become friends because they have a common passion but if you're going to steal from a costco you're only i'm gonna steal a hundred dollars worth red bull dude like they have computers in there they've got diamond rings in there that's some messy behavior she's not thinking right all you gotta do is go to one of the many red bull sponsored events that are happening worldwide it's free at these pull the whole ████ card away go to vidcon yes it's a cylinder like ████ thing just pass in the mouth or take the
2:31 the red bull car on a mini cooper that's smart that's a big can of red bull yeah that's a big one does a does red bull specifically have like an addictive property in it caffeine okay so i don't think it does is it caffeine caffeine itself is addictive i haven't had a red bull in over eight years really 80 milligrams maybe nine why do you know that i don't drink red bull oh i like it why do you know how many years because i haven't tasted one in that long dude how do they not die from all the ████ cat dude you know they drank it all in one sitting or anything yeah we don't know have you guys ever tried uh lipoviton what what type it up is that friend elations again foundations that's a great shoe dealer
3:22 is this just you trying to show off how worldly you are no no no no type it in l-i-p-o oh yeah it's in english-speaking countries it's it's it's oh i know you're talking about how do you really say it then um what is it is it french red one i think it's the original uh red bull really because um so they used to have that at the japanese market and then it was like for health and energy they market it that way right so they let me have that as a kid oh my dad used to just buy a pack of that and then he let me have that as a kid i used to drink the five hour energies what does it taste like it tastes like this tastes like red bull oh yeah but like a stronger one slightly almost medicine feel yeah yeah yeah it's like it's thicker yeah because red bull to me is watered-down version of that carbonated watered-down version of it yeah i agree because i can't handle bangs that's 300 milligrams yeah bane's like
4:16 i can't handle that ████ it's concentrated as ████ that's pretty rough it actually makes my hand shaking oh dude you can't drink especially like if you drink that within an hour your heart's beating on your ████ chest and you're not used to drinking 300 milligrams in one city also i get ████ up when i like i take a lot of caffeine but then my body doesn't like use it like physically yeah if i'm just kind of like sitting and i'm it's more of a mental thing but then yeah my body starts to react to it i almost had a pass out here at jk news when i ████ downed um well i had a coffee and then i didn't know we had to get a surprise vietnamese coffee that day so i downed that and then in one of the articles my heart was wrong like this and i was just trying to like laugh it off like i remember that and then that's why i knew when you had to go i was like he's having a caffeine anxiety attack caffeine induced anxiety
5:07 but it was because i didn't sleep at all the night before yeah i had one here too bro that's where i got my fever i thought i had covered i was driving home after this and i was like i felt hot but not in like like when you get the flu and you get a fever it wasn't that way it was just my whole body was just hot like especially my chest did you jack off after no i didn't i should the first question i was thinking if you jack off that's like the breaks to red bull is it yeah you just go back to sleep interesting like if it's like you're like oh i actually didn't need it tonight then you jack off and it's like my dog my daughter me i don't know how about you guys you guys are weird with your guilty pleasure my doctor that that day my doctor asked me to walk through like everything that happened right so i was like yeah sleep deprivation all that ████ right and then because i had caffeine i think that was linked but then they said they actually were able to focus on it even more than that because because anthony was pissing me
5:58 off that day they use a stethoscope like yeah you have an anthony in your life yeah you have a friend that pisses you off yeah so that's what probably what happened what did he do that day yeah what did i do that day go ahead just being a your ████ dancer as yourself you know hate my ████ your haters ████ dancer yourself anthony and me really truly hate each other in real life it's true yeah they're not friends they can't stand you you can't handle it it's a it's a real thing i'm probably i'm already scripted by why i'm leaving jk video yeah me too i just i just think it's so cool that like so many commenters were able to figure that out they're really smart they're really smart they can see right through the ████ this is why the the rising popularity of internet sleuths has been a thing it's because of ████ like that they're on it dude i'm gonna leave jk and be an internet sleuth it's very profitable
6:49 uh so this man enters a business um uh recently right so this is this this is kind of a separate this kind of a separate incident right a man with the same description however as as the sub as the suspects on july 13th so this is a different incident right enters a business on charleston and valley view boulevard so that's like in nevada um he steals 20 cases of red bull he knows where charleston developed i know where charleston is um he steals 20 cases of red bull when an employee confronts them he says don't approach me i have a firearm i will use it on you if you approach oh ████ and then there's another related robbery where the driver uh failed to stop for police uh have they noticed that the car matched the description of one of the robberies and so they started to approach it and then the driver failed
7:39 to stop for police and a chase ensued just for red bull just dude this is an epidemic man i wonder what a nevada high speed chase looks like and also compared to what a texas high speed i saw one in nevada where the cop was shooting while he was driving yeah because all the rule because all the rules of engagement are different right like la it's very like hands off he's a criminal we we you know i feel like texas they probably got one of those hog hunting helicopters like yeah run ████ yeah they're probably trying to end it asap i wonder how they all play out wait so in nevada a cop like mid chase can just be blasted no but i know the rules of engagement are different based off politics and stuff too you can shoot them with a gatling gun you can shoot the tires out with [Laughter] 50 calories and if if you hit the trunk
8:30 and if you hit the whole back half of the car whatever throw proximity mines we're aiming for the tires so my old neighbor um he worked for the sheriff's department and then we had like a crazy homeless problem breaking into all the the new construction and all that stuff in our um in in our community and then i was like dude you're a like police officer they're doing like criminal activity like even though you're off duty can't you just like arrest them or whatever and goes nah man he goes in la uh pr is just as important as doing the law so he's like the minute i arrest a homeless person it's police officer arrests man with mental health so they can even help the community no so he's like even though this is my own community and he goes but i'm like lasd he goes i even i have to call the city police because if some ████ happens it's on the city police not on the sheriff's
9:20 department that's why you should have done citizen's arrest because there would have been comedian puts homeless men under citizen's arrest comedian makes out with homeless man pretending to arrest him wow that's a ████ headline a fitness influencer fitness influencer uses muscles for justice that sounds like a jk news article versus other states don't have that problem in vigilante news i um quit caffeine for four ████ months not just been drinking decaf all that ████ because i wanted to experience what it was like because i've been drinking coffee every day for so many ████ years i didn't even know what it was like to not have caffeine in my life we like caffeine joe caffeine joe is way more liberating joe's just so sick so fun caffeine predictable you know what i
10:11 realized how much this ████ ████ oh junebe that's good branding i don't want to ████ up this ████ ████ right here it's a big bowl it's a part of my personality i agree if i don't have caffeine i'm a different person a show of yourself so you've been cutting out caffeine for last four months is there any correlation to like all of our video views also going down yeah uh-oh my energy my thought process are you one of those people that says when you wake up in the morning you're like don't talk to me until i get my cup of joe are you one of those people i for a week straight i thought i was going through like full-on like a depressive episode and i'm like dude what's wrong with my ████ mental health and i realize it's just mad addiction and then like afterwards i'm like oh
11:01 i feel like focused i feel like tired i feel like oh i never get tired you know and then i'm sleeping normal i wake up normal all this ████ but then something feels empty like i don't get hype or like working out doesn't feel the same and normal things that i used to do like grabbing a cup of coffee and going on a hike like it enhances whatever you're doing even better like writing something writing a ████ email like when you're on caffeine it's like this email is the sickest ████ email i've ever written you know that's true become like more productive and then during my whole like you know research of caffeine and ████ they say that the renaissance era was was pushed or the industrial revolution was also pushed by caffeine caffeine because of coffee became like a thing that everyone started drinking like i said i like caffeine joe so
11:51 yeah caffeine joe was way better man hey i vote yay for caffeine yeah yay for caffeine all in favor slam the spoon please do [Music]
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