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Man Spent $4k Having Manhood Enlarged Less Than an Inch (ft. Ritesh Rajan)

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0:00 [Music] a man paid three thousand pounds to have his penis lengthened and widened wow what's the usd on that yo ████ i paid you five thousand pounds for the same exact ████ thing so one person no no one point five times man whatever all right i'm in i can do that wow it's 3 600 euros or i really don't know the conversion right now i didn't know you could do that what's the success rate define success it works what you want it's meaty when you're making love yeah and your love making it works man it works i'm just worried about nerve then yeah nerve damage is yeah because like it's like what if you get this nice ass dick but then you don't you lose the feeling of it so you're just like oh

0:50 what you're gonna feel more you're gonna feel more i'd rather have a small ass dick with hella nerves than a big-ass dick with no nerves so this is four thousand seventy three dollars roughly not no nerf how much for that amount of money do you think your penis is going to grow or one thousand dollars about four thousand dollars four x for every thousand that is very optimistic [Laughter] first of all four hecks of penis yeah that's too much that's not a subtle change that's like eight inches you gotta be a one centimeter eight inches i wanna i'm carrying a baseball bat in my pants if you got a microphone your dick is one centimeter long that's four inches well that this guy enlarged his penis by less than an inch but i think i think what i think that's the only way it works girth or

1:40 length it just has less than an inch is there a picture no i wonder if that's specifically what he wanted yeah that's not working that's not worth it but is it but the guy with the biggest penis in the world apparently every time he gets erect he passes out because so much blood flows to his business like you don't want the biggest but you still like if you get a height thing right yeah you want to be like five eleven six feet you wanna be you wanna be a big fish in a small pond yeah you're gonna be six nine yeah but you also don't wanna just go like from like five three to five four yeah yeah cause what's the point yeah you might as well live your life at five yeah like but then again you do have a bragging right over all the people that are fighting now ratios it's all ratios if this guy goes less than an inch but that was like a 25 increase that's still a change that's true because what if he was a like you know maybe it was emotional maybe he

2:31 did it for himself sometimes you do things for yourself man half inch away from happiness here's a question i wish i wish gio was here we could ask a woman you can ask me do you think do you think someone could actually feel the difference between the say it was three inches to four inches do you think so let's find out he'll go first and i'll go second let's go hey i can feel the difference i i think in this guy's case it wasn't so much a physical thing it might have also been an emotional emotional man of course of course that's the reason why the guy does it but i did i think i have asked jill like the the biggest dude you've been with and in high school she was with the dude that with two hands you could still see it come out whoa i was like that's not fair is that because you're like you're like imagining it you're like you're like so so it was like this like this that's not fair man

3:22 that's the best person jill got big hands so what did she say about it oh what did she say what does gio the expert say about it i think i think it's about the love yeah [Laughter] i just mean she's super about your personality part yeah so this guy's name is murat that made me sad i'm sorry dude i'll feel 36 year old he went to visit a doctor in hanover who specializes in the autologous fat method uh which uh that gives two centimeters in length and girth they just pull out your girds they actually pull it out from your stomach yeah because it has some excess yeah some slack like a brazilian dick lift i'll do that we could all just practice wushu and just like drag our dick with the trucks like you've seen those guys like the

4:12 guys who were like the qigong the chi gong masters they're like now watch my my scrotum pull a ████ 18 wheeler and that thing has pulled out that you know just the scrotum gets super light makes it look shorter yeah the rotor the dick ratio is a little high i like the kung fu masters that have like logs ████ what do you call those door barricade busters just batteries the batteries the battering ram to their dicks so you got it pulled out a little bit out of his stomach so there's different methods but this is the method he use uh this specialist uh is a specialist in plastic and aesthetic surgery from um a clinic that performs the operation constantly he this dude who's 36 year old years old was unhappy with the length of his manhood which measured only 7.5 centimeters which is three inches whereas the german average length is around 13 centimeters which is five

5:04 inches when erect oh so he just wanted to be average yeah so he's he said he's been trying for years his dick now is not no he's the second biggest dick in the world he went from average to like top of the mountain he only passes out a little bit yeah he gets a little like he's like i can't pass out every single time i get aroused he said he said he's been trying for years to increase the length of his member he tried pills creams penis pumps expanders and all that he spent over a thousand euros but nothing helped the penis that's the dude clicking on all the ████ tabs that pop up and then and then he mentioned he's the ████ reason and then he mentioned that you know partners and stuff like that told him right to his face one time that he just wasn't well equipped wow yeah so so this doctor uh who performs over 300 operations a year i'm sorry all

5:55 of us literally we all looked at each other like super sad that was the most emotional moment on the show ever visually huddled we all gave each other yeah we i made eye contact every person everyone was like oh cause that sucks to say jesus yeah that's gotta that's gotta be the way it's gone oh i'm thinking about it it's making me emotional you could you could say that to a dude with a gigantic dick and he'll still feel sad for sure 100 it doesn't matter so there are two methods to change the size of a penis which is surgical lengthening with ligaments and the second is the enlargement of the member with autologous fat italian where did they get the ligament your knee so he just has a ████ up acl [Laughter] they take your elbows so your dick could just be like a tetris piece and the operation takes about 60 minutes by the way so it only takes 60 minutes

6:46 yeah but are you an emphasis because that'll be crazy if you're just sitting there and the ████ doctor's just working on your dick and you're just like guys why did i want to interview with diane sawyer and you're good to go let's watch the prince andrews ████ all this interrogation we've been watching one hour shows not getting our dick lengthened have you guys spot recently no i don't know what but i've been i've been we love that place i went last month in the pandemic dude you're risking it i was like is it ████ big dick dancing everyone was ████ like just hanging around like this and i was like what the ████ is going on today ask somebody i have a question because i've only been to wii spa in the middle

7:36 in the middle of the night because what i do is i i go to oh it's gay spa though no bro so i go to congo dong that korean bbq place yeah yeah we're like i'm ████ full and i've got the meat sweats what should we do let's go get some real dongs but then when you go at like two in the morning on like a thursday there's some weird people in no it's a it's a gay spot dude well one time i went in there they hook up see that i've never seen a dab but i saw one dude flat out i saw one dude flat out naked sitting on a bucket right a bucket yeah like taking the ████ like it's turned upside down squatting on the ground shaving okay but like we're all in there like running around naked like i'm like doing pirouettes and like jumping from the hot tub to the cold tub i'm just like yeah exactly i'm like i'm like tiptoeing i'm like oh it's cold you know what i mean because i'm butt ass naked they give you razors and stuff

8:26 so yeah but like this dude is sitting there right like shaving and he's like like he's like looking at people the hot tub area not in the shower area you know how it is like they have the hot tub and it's like the all the mirrors are on the like you see people sitting on the floor where they can shower have you been in there for like in a year or two yeah there's like there's that shower roll yeah it used to be like a family environment and when it became mainstream it became like a hookup spot wow yeah so then because um one of our fans is a security guard there and he was telling me like once it became like everybody went there everyone in like hollywood la whatever uh then you know guys would kind of like hit on each other and then they would start making out or like ████ jacking each other off or whatever yeah and he'd be like i had to call the cops on him and sometimes he he's like i'm going in there hitting the bathroom door like stop guys and they're ████ so hard

9:18 he's like they got hornier when he was telling them to stop and he's like ████ do you think they go into like the the jade room and just like hook up with each other you know what i'm talking about they've got the clay room and the jade room in the ice room let's go get the cedar exactly like meet me where the moth ball like that doesn't make it hotter bro i think dude if someone told like they want to hook up in the jade room because that's you know that's pretty tight that's pretty baller they say we spa but we were in a spa like that in korea and then um you know how they do the body scrub thing right and then um our buddy came out and he's like hey um did your guys the guy like sit on you shut up and we're like what he goes wait what was he wearing and then um he was a nude right and i'm all like

10:09 wait your guy got naked he goes no no he had no he had the speedos on and i'm like yeah speedos because they usually wear like a polo shirt and whatever and they're scrubbing yeah and he goes no like so when i was laying down he said the dude ████ got on his chest and scrubbed like this is speedo on top of him i've seen dudes do that because i guess like you know what how they uh spray your dead skin off after yeah i've seen the dude do that and then he just did himself too so i guess if he's in his speech that was in the skin he was spraying he was on him going like this i went to india i got a massage at this spot and they don't traditionally give you a like female to a male or male 2 feel it's the same gender and so the dude was like straight up in his underwear and i swear to god at one

11:00 point this is like totally normal he he obviously puts like sesame oil or whatever coconut oil to massage me he then covers his body and no joke i swear to god i'm like when i'm there i'm like yo weird whatever who cares did he start sliding on you yeah he flat out ████ just like runs like slip and slide and just like slides across my ████ back and i'm like face down like this and i'm like i'm pretty sure that dude just slipped and slided like right over my ass that's isn't that called massage that was a good technique i'm gonna do it like did you get credit card with his dick i was like oh ████ this is new all right it's pretty good i'm gonna do it i'm still alive it's all good maybe you make your ████ up dude you're just like you're just like don't get a boat yeah i'm like you know what i'm like this massage this massage cost me 15 all in like when it's like a super

11:51 high-end spot [Music]

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