0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we're hey careful guys i'm pretty careful and we got ryan today it's me yeah i'm usually in that dark room over there i really like how we just like went from this like diverse group to just like asians but then now it's getting like even more specific asian we're diverse in here filipino japanese i know but i want to say big three in filipino vietnamese no not vietnamese so i got my first japanese brother over here i'm gonna squeeze all of y'all out and it's just gonna be japanese boys it's gonna come from careful boys to japanese boys jayboys.com yeah they'll meet me and nick are gonna start islam boys yeah yeah we're gonna be island balls i think wait wait singapore's island right yeah yeah yeah that's not a white guy oh yeah i love boys no i've the whole time
0:50 that's not a lot guy yeah is it i'm sitting in a white seat [Laughter] where the ████ is steve yeah how do you guys feel about our diversity card being gone like we had a uh affirmative action white guy i do think we need a black guy on the crew yeah we do so like okay to replace that and a brownie right because let's not feel people we are brown all of us are brown that's not filipino though it's diverse in the 66 kind of way we need a latin representative and we need a black guy you're kind of latin i'm sort of latin latin last name you guys use pestles we got a a geo thing i have a brown sun yeah yeah oh yeah what's the combination of yellow and brown what does that turn into ryan caramel yeah right curry what's yellow and brown right anime so we lost our white card so now the police can come in any time
1:40 they ████ well i'm a veteran some white oh you're right okay that's good areas are automatically white huh automatically yeah that's pretty cool man and the japanese people are like 17th generation kind of white so like in the us as long as my family has been in basically what ryan's what ryan's pretty white yeah you didn't even learn japanese ████ no no my dad doesn't know guys use your chimney probably too huh put your firewood in there no we don't do that we took out the chimney but we took out the chimney but but my so my family so my family's got chimneys and some of those are still functional see that's white stuff right your great grandparents meet pocahontas that was on the east coast come on man all right wait fifth generation i'm like not like third or fourth why so how long how early did they come here uh before 19 late 1800s for world war i must have been like early 1900s at least at least um because
2:31 they i mean definitely some family in camps like for sure around that time were they kamikaze but they didn't crash and they were survived yeah they ████ slid over they're like oh i've done this in my country oh ████ and they stopped there like why can't i be a citizen like this is pretty cool though if you ████ landed somewhere would you would you not just be like okay now like i've got to weigh all my options here did they land in kansas comic con no you know what i think my is your is your friend is your family like the first wave of japanese that came as farmers or like i don't know about farmers they're def or some of some are farmers yeah like some of my family that's up in like central california like definitely farming roots um and then my grandfather i think he was born in like wyoming or something like that something were really random but he spent a lot of time like going back and forth between like the us and japan and stuff um so he was actually in
3:21 japan when the bombs went off so so so crazy story about him is that yeah because he wasn't he was a u.s citizen in japan and he couldn't come back no he well he was there once you're saying he's a suspect for ████ like a spy yeah no but he was when the bombs went off i'm not saying ████ he got he got he got a free health care for the rest of his life because he's part of the civilian populace that's what it takes to get ████ free health care so but the only caveat was he had to go back to japan for it so he would like fly back and forth for like the rest of his life to get free healthcare in japan and to like visit family and stuff but that was like something did he feel the earth shake or how far away i never asked him about that there's a lot of like dramatic ████ because he was also an army in the korean war too so there's a lot of traumatic american army yeah yeah dude you gotta ask him no he's dead so [Laughter] i did ask him about it one time yeah i'm surprised the they didn't shoot him like
4:11 uh oh friendly fight oh no no you're not korean so his job was actually he was a he was a translator because they had uh defectors that would jump from korea like uh the north to the south so he could speak korean no he couldn't speak korean but some of the koreans could speak japanese they couldn't speak english that's right because they they were colonized by japan so there's a lot of like crossover there so he would he would meet up with um defectors he would translate their korean to japanese or sorry he would yeah translate the korean japanese and then they could translate that to like english and stuff um i thought it was just the white white soldiers were so racist back then they're like hey you speak the ching chong to him and honestly they probably would they probably would do that until he gets there like yo or they thought he spoke korean and then he was like i spoke you speak japanese and they're just like well that guy speaks japanese too so like what's the difference
5:01 they're like what exactly and okay the thing that looks like this yeah they got the curvy lines and ████ right yeah you can read it slower so we understand yeah you speak scribble don't you speak scribble see maybe we can't make these jokes with steve around steve i'm so glad he's ████ gone man because he'll he'll try to jump on and we'll be like yo steve you gotta cool with that ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah what the ████ oh dude i know he's talking about his proud ass dead grandpa or whatever dad that hugs him and gives him love and stuff yeah rubbing it in our face you grew up with love yeah that's why you soft steve so soft get out of here dude i told you guys too once he becomes a ████ crypto billionaire he's pacing out why do you think he's not here he kind of called it though yeah he was the last i guess he kind of is kind of asian
5:52 he's caucasian all right so so so since steve is gone since steve is gone what other white guy can we get i'm white i told you i'm the one we need we need a visually looking white guy all right what the ████ i nominate theo vaughn because he did really well here but he he kind of he kind of big-timed us you know what i mean like did he no i'm just kidding no he needed to bring in like a really loser guy you know someone that needs us he's also cajun which is a little bit different way he's like oh you're that's spicy white because because kate because cajun still gets beat he's from louisiana yeah yeah yeah he is yeah he is so we should get him back we should ask him to come back because we need someone that can help us with cop situations cajun people still so no surfer white because they get hassled by cops do they yeah they don't like surfer whites no they don't they they're nobody they always yeah so no rainbow sandals
6:42 and vulcan right maybe maybe the hippie white metal militia yeah he's too good for us so comment below what kind of whites you guys have for us you guys have a list we put this on like craigslist like seeking white for phil yeah no no no he wants to talk to the police put it on craigslist o.c though orange county that's a better quality like i mean what did they do for the minority they they they ████ look for diversity roles right they go like we're seeking uh empowered asian male or whatever that's what we need all i'm saying is every group of asians needs one white guy one white guy yeah just one what about steve's brother he has two of them that's true nah one of them's already too rich too right is there a loser one yeah okay that one
7:34 yeah yeah that's cool sister does he have a hot sister oh we should get his sister on he won't be careful boys yeah a white girl in here whoa everybody's so good be careful she says anything all we're like is like [Music] damn steve wasn't you ever told you that you're hot as ████ i'm not making the same mistake that i did before by bringing girls in here well it's steve's sister though is that a mistake was that a mistake no that was actually pretty good but no it's not i don't know like i think it's it's good now that there's no girls you know nobody whites huh besides steve i know some whites yeah but are they funny some real ones i think my buddy matt it's pretty funny i think what joe's trying to say you know yeah there's no girls it's more that we get to be more of our regular ████ selves when we feel comfortable as well yeah well there's girls but then i don't
8:25 really consider them girls because they're so funny that's why you brought dancers in here right you guys kind of fit the girl you needed effeminate males to like balance it out you guys talk to you guys like that we're the source of estrogen he said it he hey you know what we we simp i mean you're not you're not wrong like yeah how can i find i'm not girls but not really girls dancers that's right that's ████ how bro we need one of those guys that you know they they they're sensitive they like they kind of listen to women and like they're they're really like listen to women they know how they feel and think and they almost are them dancers dude dancers they actually listen to lyrics too dude they have feelings like they listen to lips answers dude express
9:17 themselves honestly because i'll tell you this man a dancing man is way more woman than an engineer woman that's what i'm saying oh engineer women dancing man the dancing man engineer woman is way more woman huh have you seen ninja i don't know it's a pretty diverse any engineer civil engineer woman on here and sit here next to anthony to see how polarizing their comments are come on dude just to see if the effeminate male dancer is going to match up well see if he outwoman's her that part of the casting call
10:08 can you outwoman this man like dave chappelle by definition i'm a feminist it's like are you smarter than a fifth grader but it's actually called are you more woman than a civil engineer a female civil engineer are you more woman than anthony lee because that that what we're saying is anthony lee is the pinnacle yeah yeah he's as a woman as you can get and keep my last name out of it today's video is brought to you by feels cbd isn't about what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as pain stress and anxiety oh my god my heart this last week has probably been one of the most stressful weeks of the year so i deal with a bunch of black friday stuff and you know all of a lot of drops we're still stuck at the ports we got to deal with that oh we've been working with a couple of companies to help clean up some of our internal operations at
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13:30 it's true yeah now we got to figure out what's your criteria of a guy dance move a guy dance move more brute yeah you know a lot more air humping it's more athletic ability you know what i mean that's cool more more head spin so much air and nothingness in this conversation right now that i'm ████ dying you know these are the important topics and then in contrast to kenji's what do you see for kendrick's dancing like a lot of body ████ waves more body rolls yeah i mean they might as well twerk at this point at this point they might as well just yeah back to steve's sister okay the real topic here let's just focus on you're right though okay how many people big time jk how many how many people got so ████ big that they left like steve bobby bobby lee what about davidson what the ████ they were never they were never really a part of jk that's true that whole damn is big i feel like time you
14:20 know what we are glazed do not acknowledge whatsoever why try not to listen when a woman speaks jk dude anthony always gets the ████ out of the stick jk is the high school job for entertainers right this is the high school this is a this is a franchise right this is double a ball franchise that's what the stepping stone like like our buddy bose she's doing she's like the number one twitch scary storyteller right yeah she'll probably come back i just never invited her but do you know what i mean like so people came to jk as a stepping stone we're like you know i can get way more successful with scary storytelling or it's a place where you get a second
15:10 chance such as anthony here you know like it's a it's a place of you know his first chance a second chance what happened to you yeah what what failed what's this backstory you know he was at the pinnacle [Laughter] and then he lost to his arrival here and then he said you know what it's but hey jk news is a place where they could come together ironic that we should like find ourselves here like ████ what was that like seven years ago it's pretty crazy though because it's literally having like tyson and holyfield ending up in the show wow that's true yeah i mean they kind of did right they had a rematch but then according to you it's more like tyson and ronda rousey over here okay so if you could just ████
16:01 can you imagine you guys are at the abdc right ████ worldwide the whole world watches you can you imagine you imagine being there like you wore it no no wait wait wait can you imagine that's like being listen to ryan's stories and imagine imagine [Music] losing would you have thought that in the future your you and your arch nemesis would be sharing this ████ stage with this stage a grander stage that he did i told you man we're here for the gas money and food dude crypto money right jk news i'm just trying to get some water can't get anywhere else i definitely can't afford it on my own it won't sell to me personally i gotta do a middle man don't ████ around that's
16:51 why i'm ████ here dude i'll show up steve bounce all right look this is the real how successful how rich you got to go when it's like hey ████ jay candies we're done me and bart are always here i know that you guys are disloyal ████ even if i'm a billionaire i'd probably be like metaverse cloning myself talking to myself and i could hold a ████ show down by myself multiple personalities you do that as a thousand dare but i will miss you guys because one day you'll all leave just like all our other past members or i'll kick you out who hurt you ████ bro you'll all leave her i'll kick you [Laughter] so staying's not an option no matter
17:41 what we become billionaires dude we're low we're gonna stay here no i'm kicking you out well the real question he has said that how much do you have to bottle on crypto for you nothing yeah tell me what your disloyal price is we all know steve me and joe are here forever yeah so how for you this one says luna so how did you owe me a meal a waba grill meal son of a ████ what are you going to leave for us for how much does it take i'll pay you right now get the ████ out of here i'll test your friendship get the ████ out of here you buy them out to go why did you ████ leave we need a host why am i so poor all the sudden the ████ all right you want to get serious let's get started let's get started you're ████ serious how much money is ever gonna make before jk moves to vegas three thousand what do you say three three thousand dollars a year i think it's a money thing i think it's whenever everyone
18:31 feels like it's they can uh make the decision together it could be now if everyone's yeah let's do it all right what if because you know mortality brings beauty to certain things what if we just like officially tell everybody that like no matter what we have to end this show in like three months that you're gonna make say with suicide packages oh i like that suicide pact i thought you could say another poem let me ask you guys why are you so selfish because what is everyone else gonna do for money i'm i'm i'm ████ rich as ████ and i live in a garage and i have no expenses you said a lot of conflicting things rich ████ and i do this for you guys so you have a so you have a paycheck you know what i'll do jk forever as long as i'm poor obviously because you're desperate you son of a ████ what the ████ i was about to say like yeah saying that yeah i think that's why i'm still here mr ████ nike shoe over here yeah you know this guy's at nike shoes
19:21 what no we've had he owns nike this guy's the ████ face of nike now yeah he's realized it the air lee how are you gonna have ramen noodles how are you gonna have all these successful things going on and you're a ████ piece of ████ host on just kidding news yeah this episode is about steve's sister what the ████ are we doing all i'm saying is steve's gone you're only ████ hope why are you gonna abandon us why are you already making plans to abandon us you son of a ████ you know this right like they don't like they would i thought you said you could carry a show by yourself is anthony your last hope on our lunch walk ████ nick literally is like yo i'm trying to host nick i didn't say are you ████ kidding me nick i never said that this one
20:14 [Laughter] i don't know i'll get mad at you guys if you guys ask me questions let me get mad at you do an example of how you'd host uh i'm gonna host this bag of chips right here okay what do you got back there what's that uh cool question okay marine come on hold on dude mayweather over here dude question sound it out sound it out it is on a mission to to make foods you could this is just a flashback to nick in elementary school hooked on phonics dude can't ████ read you you obviously weren't hooked never learned i guess you know what i think i i made a big mistake and i kicked out too many members i got to beg them to come back who would you whose first on list you would be who's last david saw you know well you know what
21:04 to be honest with you i want to say nobody but i need them i don't want i don't want one person one person anybody you can get who would it be ah all right i'll just get steve we need diversity as well yeah we need diversity because david doesn't have anything same color as all of us yeah that's true he doesn't hit that quarter he is a korean quarter yeah do we have a korean quarter you had a korean you're three percent wow you're like a veteran though you know it's like yeah yeah you know what i like about david though he's our he's our all-star bench warmer though we pull him out when we need him you know but another he makes some ruckus bro do you need me nope not right now like checking in he's calling like daily hey are you sure you don't need back this week all right all right who do you want to come back yeah you come back yeah yeah who do you want as like a regular
21:55 don't say my ████ ex-girlfriend either who do you want say it anthony say it say it yeah you already encountered that yeah it's like which one right yeah oh god i didn't even know that's what oh i forgot a lot to choose from [Laughter] oh ████ they always say uh don't bring your girlfriends into the company and i made that mistake many many times it's not a mistake i'll tell you that because you know it benefited us in a great way yeah i would never bring a single one of them back but bringing all of them together would be hilarious for an episode for this ████ both of them on one episode both of them one episode all of them just one one even ones that weren't related to jk even ones that weren't related and have them sit there and talk ████ about me all day oh that's a good episode and then joe's in the hot seat yeah yes and
22:47 they all ask questions all joe's ex-girlfriend that's a million view video dude so joe's ex-girlfriends and steve and then joe's in the hot seat there's only one that's a million view video there's only one that i would say uh i burned a bridge so ████ hard that if i see their face i would vomit on myself oh ████ so get a bag dude get a paper bag i didn't burn the bridge they burned the bridge it's always their fault obviously that's the one that has to be here then sounds like we could unpack that on a roast [Music] you
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