0:00 [Music] Welcome to an episode of Careful Boys, where we're going to discuss a method of raising some money for the Vegas move, which I think would be a good idea. Um, I thought we could do some JK raffles where we raffled off some like really meaningful heirlooms either around these cameras. These cameras or just stuff from your personal life that might uh, you know, dude, a used condom. A used condom. Is all this stuff in here going to make the trip? Um, like the pool table back there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything can make the trip. Then some things I think would be worth more as a keepsake for like a JK fan depending on what it is. There's We got a lot of cool stuff. You know, recently when I was cleaning up this space, I found
0:51 someing old school shirts like that we made I want to say in 2014 or 15. Yeah, maybe even earlier actually. Remember those Uncle Bart shirts where half of it was Uncle Sam and then the other half was Bart? Oh ████ Yeah. Holy. That's just Maybe it's 2009 or something. Old school. Yeah, dude. I have a whole At least 20 bucks right there. I have a whole suitcase of it. What? Yeah. Wow. I'll pay 19. 19. Wow. Signed. 21. Cuz remember when we sold all the Uncle Sam hats? They did amazing. Yeah, they did great. Yeah. That's where I think like a great way to get every JK fan like a chance like five bucks for like a raffle ticket and you could potentially get something like that or even bigger. That's pretty cool. But then like
1:41 everybody regardless of like whether they don't have money or not like five bucks is pretty Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like five bucks if you win Anthony will hang out with you for a week. He'll be your slave for a week. Yo, that would be really cool because 10 bucks bar will be your sex slave. Dude, that's not bad. That would be a hit probably. That'd be a hit. Yeah, I'm I'm buying tickets now. Some people live that smooth. You could buy multiple. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can get more than one. Yeah. And then we just really pick pick out the names like kind of like the mumu that that we didn't sell the one that was like a mumu for the Christmas sweater and people were like, I want that. It's like stuff like that, you know? Yeah, that's true. This we could make it different tier raffles too cuz it's like the entry level and then like if you do like a higher level like a 100 bucks, then you're like guaranteed to win. But then we don't know what uh hang out with Anthony for nine days and on day four they're like you can just go.
2:32 Yeah. I was at a um I really like this idea because then we don't actually have to bring all this trash to the new office. This is trash memories. Not trash. This is cool. We've been in this ████ place since like 2008. Say this Lion Hard thing is trash. Why would you say that? Hey, we've been here 2008, right? Uh, no one's going to want to buy that. You got this. Fiveucks. Is going to get a lot of ████ raffle tickets. What? The art hanging in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. And it's drawing. Actual size. Actual size. Yeah. We should really Where is that going to go in your house? Like, where does that go? I guess it goes in the bathroom. Yeah. So, what are what are some other items that that we can think of without doing new stuff? Like, don't don't
3:22 ████ hang out for a day. That's lame. I'm not doing I'm not doing anything unless you have soft skin like Bart said. Yep. Okay. Like, what's something that some items that we have that we could like throw into the raffle? I think we have old memorabilia like old um merch too that we Yeah, we we could also give them cables and wires. We have some XLR cables. You won these Axel cables in there. You have this uh version one iPod. Never seen on camera before. We can give them old prop guns. I thought we gave those all to Wong Fu. Maybe we didn't. Or what's some stuff from your personal like uh not necessarily NJK, but like
4:12 stuff from your things to like raffle. Yeah, cuz I think it's a good like I would do it for this cost. Like I have a lot of like old uh like stageworn costumes that are pretty like that I used a lot that mean a lot to me that I would raffle it through this cuz that's like from quest. Yeah, like cool quest stuff that I could raffle off. Do you have anything wise that you could do that with? I could find some stuff. I'm I mean we have like things that like it's weird because at the time they're like really sentimental. Yeah. and they really are. But then of course like if they're when you have a a whole closet full of sentimental stuff and it just sits there for a long time and it you have to really think like this may be more meaningful to somebody else. I could I could raffle some stuff off. Yeah. I'll just have to like Marie Condo and be
5:02 like thank you and let Oh yeah, right. We just sell dirty underwear. I think those ideas should be tabled for a minute. Just one minute. Yeah. Yeah. We'll think about that. We'll get those and we'll come back to it for sure. That'll always be there. We'll always have that. It might be easier to think of what people like and I can see if I have those things. Yeah, cuz I don't know what people like cuz I'm not a human being. So, I have like Robart. I have old school like our me and Joe. I found a whole stack. I was cleaning my house. A whole stack of um me and Joe's first meet and greet. Yeah. On a flyer. Do people like stuff like that? Dude, we should frame it and keep that. What? I used to keep uh like rave flyers. So, I don't know if other people like flyers, but I have like a whole stack of them. Some do. Some people do. I don't know if that would be cool. I think the difference is if it means something to us. If it means if if it's like a thing where they there's a significance to like like for instance, here's an
5:52 example. If you could find the ugly barbell brigade shirt that Gio said was the worst thing you guys made. That's a thing. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Like stuff that was like mentioned on camera that people are like, I want to see it or I want I want this thing. You know, like something that has a comedic significance, you know, like kind of like if we only had like that. We got one more Uncle Sam hat or whatever. And one more barbell brigade protein. Did I ever talk about the anorak that was misspelled? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The freaking departe. Yeah. Department. Bro, that would kill. I probably have a whole box of the department. I kind of want a depart. I think there's a lot of stuff that people wouldn't buy or bid, but in parenthesis, you have to be Mexican. I rock the department. I think five bucks is pretty great to like end up with
6:42 something like that. Like that's freaking crazy to get one of those. So I just threw away a hell of ████ ████ You threw them away. No, I had a We're I was organizing my dude and I had all kind I had like uh bar. How come you don't think of business stuff for our business? I don't know, dude. I'm trying to clean my drawers and stuff. Yeah. Why am I thinking of this? I had ████ um uh but it seems more honest. Um I had like ████ up shorts made by Pakistan. You remember when I was talking about how like why do graphic designers always keep like fixing one thing and changing the other? They're Korean, right? And I have the whole series of the ████ logo on the shorts keep changing locations and then all of a sudden like they sewed the pockets too so I can't even stick my hands in. That's ████ hilarious. Back through all the way. Oh, okay. Well, you mean just you threw it
7:32 in the trash? Yeah, but you had it in Vegas. Yeah, cuz when we shut down Barber, I had anything that was extra I just shipped to my house. Oh. And then when I was actually organizing the house, I'm like, "When the ████ am I going to use these things?" So, I threw it all away. You know, like whenever we go through that back room and I'm like, "What the ████ is this?" And then one of you guys always goes, "Oh, we shot this video back in the day with that." It's like that stuff where like people will remember like and you can show the reference of like, yeah, we shot that army sketch. This was my fatigues for that. Maybe we should film a video of you guys going through it and you actually taking out people probably every costume like a live for the uncle's costume. I You can't. You can't lose that. That that we need to put up. What if you get your mom to make a bunch of mosaic bread? I want it, bro. Yo, I want to see the
8:23 stained glass. Honestly, I think about it a lot. I do, too. I'm showering. I'm like, "Bro, I want to know what that bread tastes like." Like a piece of bread with like 18 gummy bears in it. I'd rather have Gio make one and you could just get one of Gio's breads because I don't even know. My mom doesn't even have a bread maker anymore. You think she remembers her good old recipe? You can't buy one for her, bro. Come on. Crowdund for a bread maker. Yeah, that's already that's already we raised more. Takes like a hundred raffles. I don't want to take the raffles away from the move, dude. 5 and then we create a business called the Las Vegas mosaic bread. Dude, get your stained glass bread. Ta selling it like lemonade. Dude, anybody who's going to buy anything like even if you just went through the Just kidding films account and you looked at the most viewed videos and see if you have anything from those like videos. Yeah. What about a bunch of videos of just Ta talking ████ to you?
9:14 Oh, like a cameo. Oh, like cameos. Yeah. Yeah, cameos. Oh, that should be one of the raffles. I'll have Ta ████ just roast the ████ out of someone. I'm like, "Hey, hey, Alvin won the raffle. Tao roast the ████ out of him." And then he'll just What would I What would Tao say? You're a poopy head. You're a butthole head. You'll be good. He's down to talk ████ I'm more famous than you. He's down to talk. Can't wait to ████ talk some ████ Chuck you out. Is it uh illegal to make cash prizes? Uh, you want you want people to buy cash? I think it might be. I think it might be illegal. Yeah. Damn. Okay. Back when I was on the Ray William Johnson show there, I did a character on there with a puppet called Cat Lauer and I just found him. Oh yeah, dude. Dope. Yeah, but I don't think I'll raffle that guy. Okay, what up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back
10:04 to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. What if they what if they like raffled to get the rest of our Luna? Cuz I think like thousands sell this cuz I think even though even though there's like some like old school very loyal Quest fans, I would rather raffle it through JK because I think that that makes it more like cuz then it's like how am I going to do it for just me? It makes more sense that like the whole Because if you get the money for quest stuff, you have to split like 18 ways, right? Yeah. You got to play 18 ways. Yeah. Yeah. But then this way we only spit it two ways between me and bars. So
10:55 I like that. Yeah. If if it means it's a better split. And then even then you still throw the money away somehow. Yeah. Yeah. At you guys. Yeah. Well, we don't keep any of it. Oh ████ I need a new car again. Do you have uh your raise the quarter? Do you have Oh, wait. We can needs another Audi. We got to raise the quarter. We can raffle off the prom king baby ghee. I might have the actual hat somewhere. No, that's No, they got it. Bro, I give a ████ This is high school. Really? If uh I'm going to see if I can find it. Might be in my mom's house. I got to check. This This right here. We got to show Are you sure you want someone else to have that? Yeah. Wait, where's the other shirt? Isn't there one more? Or Steve has it? Yeah, that's true. This right here means something to me now. Okay. You should honestly hang that at your house. And the best thing about raffling this off is that we could print
11:45 one more. Really? Print as many as you want. Oh my god. You want to do one like a limited edition one more shirt? Dude, I want Jason to sign this cuz he has such a sick idea. What about What about if you do a version two, Ryan? You do an exclusive version two of that shirt. With your ideas. Okay. Can we go back to Joe? I did. I made the blanket. We need a Nick I was sex trafficked for a year shirt and it's all good in quotes and I'm I'm and I'm fine. We need Nick's shackles. If you guys have ideas, first hit the like button and then in the comments, let us know what type of prizes we should give away in the raffle. A bunch of expired food we could raffle. I have the original cricket maker. You know, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Well, they probably like that sun painting we've been having for a million years. You would You would get You would park the unfinished Bart
12:36 original like a million videos. Dude, you care about this ████ more than Bart does. Bart would throw away all the ████ in this room, dude. He'd put it all in a dumpster except for the old Except for the costumes. You heard him. That he will never be again. That's a That's a That would be a big one, man. Yeah, that'd be tight. How about raffling for the chance to raffle off one of his uh bodybuilding swords? One of the swords. No, I like those swords. I know. That's why I think we should have like a prize list, too, so people can see what's up for grabs. And then I would I would have different tiers depending on like the value. Oh, different tiers. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like if you're spending five bucks, then it's like you'll be in the general raffle, but then like if you spending like I don't know a little bit more, you get premium prizes. Cuz I got that idea when when I was at this gun
13:26 club. Um they had like a ████ dope ass raffle and there was like a premium prize and there was like a general. with the premium prize. Like your entry is like I don't know like 20 bucks or whatever. You could win guns. You could wear like everyone I was like how is this working? Like people only put 20 bucks in but they're winning ████ so much money. Damn. How about this? Let's rev up. No way, dude. AK party. You're crazy. JK party 100,000 subs. No, no, no. Those going to the next office. No way. Come on, dude. No, you can't even get that channel's. That's why it's valuable. Yeah. If I told YouTube that I lost mine, I need another one. They're going to give him one of the new modern ones. You can't even get that one. I like it. I like it. You're feeding into how valuable this is. The gold one though. Throw in the trash. Yeah, the new gold one's pretty sick. We can raffle off Nick's favorite toy. Yeah, get rid of that ████ thing, dude.
14:16 ████ ass. But I don't know if I could ship this within the United States. Yeah, probably not. It'll probably blow up in the shipping. Yeah, I think you know what I'm going to do? Oh, thank God we're getting rid of this thing. No, that's mine. That's mine. A Mexico. What about Joe's? What about Joe's Ninja Turtles? No, dude. Those are collectibles. No way. No way. I don't think I can. Get I can't part with this. Get Get the ████ Get that ████ out of here. Oh, dude. This would be a good one because it's full of Nick. We got Nick. We can get the just the Nick film. You can keep the other stuff. This is like This is like when I'm with my mom and I'm like trying to just throw out all this ████ old ████ and my mom is in jail right now. She's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no. Keep that kid. We don't know where we're going to use that next. Oh, that's pretty cool. Hey, what's actually it was one. I don't
15:08 know if you want to look in there. It's the definition though of something that nobody ever uses, touches, or anything that somebody else would enjoy more. Somebody else would enjoy this more. Yeah, for sure. Dude, what's actually in there right now is ridiculous. Oh, no. Take it out. Show Steve. Cuz I put both films in there. Holy ████ Did you know? I didn't know. That's a ████ funny, dude. I did not know. Oh, yeah. We still have a few more of these limited edition Care for Boys cups that we gave away at Christmas. That's That drum set. That's in a bunch of videos. Do this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You would raffle the whole drum set. No, it would cost us more to ship it. Oh, maybe I'm not. I'm not good at giving business ideas. No, no, no. it
15:59 that could be a part of the premium. Well, it also wouldn't be illegal to Oh, wait. No, the 90 the 69 ranch shirts. We can't sell them, but we can wrap them. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. What the ████ dude? There's a lot of stuff we could do. What else do we got? And I think you know what we should do is we'll make like videos showing what the things are. Yeah. And then we'll live stream the the raffle event. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So during the raffle, like we would just ████ pull out all the stuff, announce winners. There's this like raffle website that you can use to make sure that it's fair. Have you seen that? So like you can live hit the thing and it'll likeing and it'll show you so that way we're not cheating or anything. Cuz what's cool is that like let's say people could buy the tickets before and
16:49 on the day of while we're raffling they can also buy tickets. So live they're like boom boom boom boom boom right and then like we're selling a ████ banana like this was an event and then we could do the prize like then and there. All right, next up we got the Jaguar. Oh, you're giving it away. Touched by my lips. We should also see and not necessarily peer pressure, but lowkey peer pressure some of our friends uh into like donating some stuff for our raffle cuz like even like I bet you some people be down for like one of those buddy company shirts. Oh yeah. Hook us up or like a date with a date with J Jewelers would throw throw in like Dude, yes. Colleen will go on one date with you and she'll she agrees to go all the way. Yep. A date. Yeah. We know who's buying that
17:39 one. Yeah. Thousand raffle tickets. Who? Who's that? That might be the only thing we need. Buy that one. How about we just get a bunch of our single female friends and we raffle them. Oh yeah, that's a great idea. That's the best. Can we get Who's the lineup? Now you're cooking. And we call Only Friends. Only friends. Cuz that's as far as it goes. Just like our Patreon. We got Only Friends. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff you can do. Yeah. Leave Leave in the comments. I want to see your ideas and ████ so I don't have to think so hard. We can raffle the clock. We need a new clock. Yeah, we can ruffle the clock. Nobody ever sees the clock. The James would be dope, though. Like, we just The clock is a big deal. We have hella merch. Hey, honestly, we run the clock. The clock runs us. Actually, the clock owns us, dude. I'm going just buy dope ████ and raffle that for people. Like, I'm going to get a scooter, a bicycle, all that.
18:29 I'm going to just You're just going to buy just use that money for the office. I want them to win, though. We're not going to be able to raise as much to match what you're paying. ebikes, laptops. He's like, I spent 10 G's on sick prizes, AirPods. Trust me, it'll work. It'll work. Nintendo Switch. He's like, "Guess what, guys? We still have to use your old cameras." He's like, "Hey, let's film the raffle in the Trump Tower penthouse." Trust me, it'll work. Let us know in the comments which items from which stuff. Be really specific so you know what you're talking about. We can find them. Uh there's going to be a lot of stuff we might overlook. So, definitely let us know like what stuff you guys want to win in the round. Do memorial clock. Yeah. as if he died, which is hilarious. And we'll raffle off one Sonora Town burrito. Hey, not bad.
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