0:00 [Music] i was really interested in this article because recently we already know that there was a billion dollar lottery situation oh my god i couldn't play because we live in vegas what the ████ you guys ripped me me off what do you mean i bought tickets wow uh like 20 bucks worth wait on the border though oh no no no cause i was i was back here especially we got scanned there's nevadans bro you could get it no the casinos own us bro the casinos don't want you playing that lotto ████ because then you won't play the casino games so you can't do it as a nevadan you have to go to the border bro you have to drive all the way the ████ oh no but if you have you if you bought a ticket you still you could win right julia sorry i just said i just said yeah yeah you have to cross the border get the ticket you know there's that california lottery store right there by buffalo bills yeah so it's not far it's
0:51 like 30 minutes it's 45 minutes for me oh you lit wait no you live 15 minutes north of me pal that's 45 minutes away from getting a billion dollars no it's a billion dollars if i win you see how much in taxes they took no it was like okay so i think it was like 1.2 something and and how much they won they took 800 mil so they were left with 400 mil that's what happens when you take it all at once you get more money if you take it over 20 years or something like that but everyone says take it out yeah everybody should yeah they're just paying themselves yeah it doesn't matter because i'm rebuilding right now okay look i got one two two bam look at all those ones six seven eight nine dude don't forget don't floss it all at once man 20 40 60
1:41 80. oh my wife took my hundos my wife took my ████ hundos those ████ s████ well done wife wait did she take it or did you just spend it oh they take your hundos so that's just proof that these are this is all gambling by the way revenue so like super bowl he called the rebels you boys that's this money that's still there and i did the uh nba finals on the warriors thank you very much there it is thank you that's about seven i'm on my way to the bill but it's gonna take a while i think whenever you guys bet i'm betting the opposite again so actually uh this was fun because there's this dude who had won
2:32 the lotto back in the day he actually had one you know uh this was in the uk one nine point seven million pounds but he explains how he went bankrupt in eight years that's what always happened a lot occurred every time that sounds like it lasted a pretty good amount everyone blows through their money because they can't handle it i think the average is actually like seven years yeah and then they blow through it all blow all of it how do you blow a billion dollars i wonder how you're gonna blow 400 million though because how would you do it joe you're the expert 400 million buy a failing business that costs 399 million i'll buy a ████ i don't know feels like enron seems like a really great growth opportunity now is this i'm buying toys r us dude i'm buying toys r us sears i'm buying kb toy store kb
3:22 soup plantation yes that's a gold bundle somebody bring it back elon musk where are you at when we need you elsewhere the chicken noodle soup i think it was just getting everything all at the same time dude just get progreso a little hint a little tip no it's not watery enough no way honestly my guilty pleasure there was a ████ muffins oh with the whip butter oh the muffins you need pizza there you know what i did though i'd rather go to hometown buffet you also have ████ terrible's coffee all the time so like i i don't trust your judgment that's good chevron coffee at terribles did you ever make your loaded your own loaded baked potato there absolutely and then you get your chili and you pour it all over the cheese and all that ████ and finish it all with the ████ sundance
4:13 beautiful serve was about the only viable thing there yeah you can't just do this at golden corral i've got to go to call the crowd let's go to the crowd team golden corral all the time chicken or ribs or something i can't just be eating the ████ but you guys don't remember that video of golden corral where they put all the meat outside in the sun when the health inspector was i loved that video maybe defrost what does that what does that do i was starving watching that vitamin d bruh that's how i defrost me i love golden corral man so guess what happens to hunters meet okay taking forever this uh this dude's name is michael carroll uh he won in november 2002 uh when he bought a one pound ticket and it was his first time playing whoa just 19 years old when he won big oh that's one dollar he didn't even have a
5:03 bank account to deposit his winnings in that's some charlie in a chocolate factory ████ gave his friends million dollars each eight years is a long time for a 19 year old no here's the thing though this is this is what happens to people like him right he also ended up becoming a target for people who wanted a slice of his money and were willing to use violence together see that's what they do it's like vanilla ice he woke up at home one day to find his five dogs had been killed and blackmailers threatening his family while on another occasion men with shotguns arrived at his home in the uk he could have ████ bought a little army with that money oh ████ get some ira guys mm-hmm well why are the doggos they did nothing wrong right they definitely did nothing wrong why do they target him when it's like well maybe he lives in a bad neighborhood or whatever because there's a lot of people out
5:53 there that actually make that kind on an annual and they could be targeted too yeah maybe his bad neighborhood as for what he actually wants i'm glad i'm always publicizing how broke i am and how much i lose all the time because then i'll never be a target it's so smart that's smart you can't get you can't rob from a person who has nothing right yeah it's super good to always put that out there even though you have all that money and you're safe at your house in vegas nope i don't have a house he doesn't even have a safe so um as for what he actually wanted to spend his money on one of the first things michael did with his 9.7 million pounds was he gave a million quid each to his mom his aunt and his sister and they blew it all he set up a four million a pound investment bond while he also invested another million into the rangers his favorite football club okay but then like he said he bought 150 000
6:44 pounds in gold so these seem like pretty reasons yeah among his purchases with his lot of winnings were 325 000 pound mansion which sounds fairly cheap right getting on uh he he bought a whole fleet of new cars including a new range rover two bmw m3s a bmw z4 that's right that's where they get you you need that many in uk but not one security guy not one security guy he also revealed that he was spending about two thousand pounds a day on just cocaine oh this is where it gets squirrely while also spent a day about a thousand pounds a day on prostitutes that's expensive how do you get up there how do you get up there with prostitutes that's a lot how do you how do you ████ go through two thousand pounds of cocaine a day because it's probably for everyone he's hanging with all the prostitutes
7:36 he's putting the bill the coke bill him and the prosecutor partner my own wife is exhausting dude it's exhausting not when you're cooked up he's 19 too so he was probably like a version didn't have a bank account and he's like wait so i could have this like real life porno ████ like i don't have to jack off and he was like oh my god and he's at the age when all enjoyment feels like it's never going to end that's true when you're old you already know how things are finished yeah true 2010 his spending had blown through his lotto winnings and he reapplied for his old job as a bin man or trash man i believe since going bankrupt he found new work in scotland as a coleman and reported to get back together with his ex-wife he previously said he doesn't regret winning the lotteries it brought him years of fun for a pound though he did seem unhappy with the z4 describing it as s█████ wow now his scale is all ████
8:27 up because i heard that that causes more stress like when you go up to a certain point and then you crash down from it it's more stressful than already being at a low point especially if you're young yeah that's the saddest part man yeah there's nothing but the ████ horror stories with people who win the lost plus that now that whole thing is it's such a strong part of his identity forever because it's not like he did some other remarkable thing prior he's probably just known as the ████ guy who blew the lotto window at it because he's 19. the guy who went horn and lost i wonder how many yeah he's ████ though because that's that's crazy well i don't know every day how much did you pay to eat that hooker's ████ what how much did you get babe wind it depends on that one we know we didn't get paid
9:17 at which time and if we talk about america it's probably about a hundred ish if we're talking about overseas hundreds about 50 euros um ish about the same if you convert it yeah no now it's one for one now yeah so eating a hooker's ████ probably a hundred euros yeah i should have got paid actually i ████ what did what was i thinking you're a bad businessman negotiating you're just taking chances yeah you should have bought a plane ████ dca that stuff dude yeah you got it he's here you know maybe i should have worked in non-profit in charity instead of trying to do business because i'm i'm always losing ████ i can't do charity giving it away i still think you're a winner joe if that makes any defined winner is it a guy who eats hooker ████ then i guess he found a ringer he's still even ████ though am i right yeah yeah that's pretty sick
10:08 right wait wait is this the same one in amsterdam no no i didn't eat her out no alhambra i'll hamburger [Music] you
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