0:00 she was like she would have been like I was so sorry I brought him into this world I didn't know how to control him he's a demon so honest [Music] got another Revenge story I think Nick you're gonna like this one is this in India again no it's not in Tejas Texas Revenge thank you there's dumb ████ there too there's the ████ everywhere apparently I I for some reason I just feel like this side of the the room is going to resonate with this type of Revenge oh boy oh yeah police in San Antonio Texas said a man killed another man who allegedly stole his truck after tracking the thief with an Apple Air Attack Bart's excited I don't care I'm not excited at all even in Texas can you can you still do that ████ you can't do that
0:51 the Apple Air tags are illegal there no they're outlined or an Android what's up what's up what's the Apple Air Attack so Apple air attacks one of those circular little oh actually it's like a tile you know tile it's not like a wow my air phone so you see this thing right here if that's a fight my air phone right it's kind of like not airful yeah oh it's your keys yeah well or you could put up you can put it in your wallet so they have like those little like holders because it's a little circle thing um and I think I think correct me if I'm wrong with somebody else knows because of the amount of iPhones or Apple products that are just constantly in circulation what happens is this kind of like always sends out like almost like a grid ping wow so even if you're like hella far away or it's not connected to Internet or anything like that because there are so many things that like overall create like a data grid of locations it pulses yeah
1:41 and it goes bigger back so if I ever like um if I walk away from this with my phone far enough I'll get a little notification that says like oh that's so cool item no longer detected in your radius or whatever so he left it in his car people put on their dogs their car their kids I'm gonna put one on my dog yep are these pretty new not not super new but uh it's kind of all the way to the party 23andMe it's been around for at least five years yeah it's like 23andMe where the more people that have them or use them to keep track of your keys or wallet or nothing I got this bad boy right here how many can you have pack comes with like four when you buy them one for every car and one for your lady yeah yeah I got to keep on your lady's butt yeah wait does the battery run out all fast like tiles no not really I mean I haven't charged these because Tyler tile is really good to use but then that ████
2:32 like it's it's like the light bulb thing they just like make them weak so they have to buy another one ████ cars I don't know what the actual life capacity or spin on these is but you gotta charge them so far it's been solid where's the part supposed to make me angry I'm I said you might resonate with these I didn't say you were gonna get angry resonate positive stolen's truck dude so basically so what did he do he kicked down a door say give him back my truck Texas style well the alleged Thief apparently wasn't aware that the vehicle was being tracked via an Apple Air tag um good for him and uh police said that the truck's owner used the Air Attack to track the vehicle nearly 20 miles from where it was 20 miles again wow that's like a 15 minute drive no on the freeway yeah okay and then authorities found several bullet casings and two cars with their Windows shot out so apparently what had
3:23 happened was this guy took the law into his own hands you know what I mean ends up going to find where the Apple Air Attack was ████ tracking the car went there and then blasted him yeah but he broke his own truck to do it is he in trouble or is Texas that's cool because that's kind of cool I like that huh Finders Keepers losers weepers I don't think it's cool at all I like it if someone ████ with you then now you're the police that's kind of cool you have a bad well Texas has the most like laws that are in favor of somebody like property rights yeah they got like castles they got like good ones right like they got real good ones but this you is even that's too far right I don't know if you can like I don't like someone if they step on your property you technically could just shoot them I don't know if they take
4:14 your goods and run 20 miles I don't know you could follow them because then that's kind of like stalking and assassinating it's definitely not encouraged for sure and he's technically probably going to get in trouble for for this but um there's obviously people like that you know via social media and stuff like that that are very like well what do you expect like if you call the cops you know what I mean you're not going to get your car back is it does it say he was arrested at all that guy um it says you got the middle level it is considered a suspect and was arrested he'll be the officials are determining if he's going to be charged in the face but what if his pink slip matches his eye ID and then they're like yeah he kind of stole the truck because you know another thing you can do is if you don't like a guy you let him borrow your car and then you just kill his ass and say he stole my truck yeah that's one good way and that's probably why you can't assassinate
5:05 people that just steal your things you know it's just uh hard to prove that they stole it I I am also an impression that like even if you you know you get robbed you get your car stolen or something like that 99 of the time out here you just find it like months later it's just I mean you get a nice police shrug yeah you're gonna yeah you're gonna please shrug that's it you know what I mean so it's kind of like what what do you do when my that's all sad when my phone got jacked like back in the day and then um the cop was like yeah we'll go over and get it yeah right and then we we went together to uh where it was pinging at and then we end up at this like house in Huntington Park and then the cop instantly like recognized it and he was like you're not getting your phone back man like that's a that's a house they always he goes it's not worth it whoa because he goes we'll knock on the door and we'll see what happens but if they
5:55 say it's not here it's just just consider it gone so he went up to the door what the ████ it's like this it's like where's the SWAT team with a ████ battering ram where's the helicopter go for a phone it was like this us house that would be nice um we go up we knock on the door there's like this house had a s███████ of cameras and this is like maybe like eight years ago it's like a neighborhood drug lord or something could be he didn't say but it's like I had tons of cameras we knock on it um somebody like opens it a crack it was like some girl and then he was like yeah we gotta um I got a stolen I'm looking for a stolen phone and they were like they just shook their head and they closed the door and that's all you have to do the cop is like it's probably better just to get a new phone than bug these people because then they'll just know you
6:50 yeah everything he was like it's not worth getting like just get a new phone he's a cop well I think the cop is saying he's gonna die he's saying like he goes away so it's not there and then the cops just like hey I need that phone because there's a ping here you know what I mean but that doesn't matter they could just say so what like it don't matter cops don't cop anymore man you got a cop more than the cop you do because it doesn't even like even years later so like cut now to last year a guy a guy and he pinged it to the homeless tent one block away and the cops came with him to that tent and they were like hey we got a phone picking in this tent homeless guy just went like this the cop goes yeah
7:41 there's nothing they can do dude this is the ultimate way to stop cops I'm telling you that police shrug is like freaking dude because we a cop would just grab your ass and just take it yeah they'll just start emptying yeah don't just shake you down and it falls on the ground they're like oh looks like you stole it they might still do that if the dude's not homeless or if they're not in California I think it's again it's like that's the theme I think honestly like if it was me and I stole the phone I was walking around they would for sure shake me down but because it's a homeless guy in the tent the cops like extra I can't really they're like super connected absolutely wow there's absolutely even less they can do because it's like then it just looks like a punch down oh ████ and then everyone's afraid of um being like caught for harassment and all that huh yeah they're the politics protected that too much but it was literally in the tent
8:32 the Ping the dude was calling his phone and he's like it's right ████ there [Laughter] that's my ringback tone it's in his hand and then the bum's like I don't know where it went yeah there was just nothing they could do man so at that point are you allowed to maybe like that tent on fire or something I think Texas Maybe it's because then because then if it's on fire you go oh no I need to get a bucket and then you you ████ take out the fire to help me help you clean up yeah and then you're like oh this is so ████ up let me help you you know then you a bucket accident oh my God you found my phone stolen properties like in Cali is just it's gone yeah it's gone it's gone it is unless you want to like up the stakes and cause a bigger crime it's like just
9:23 get a new thing is that what the like the public is saying some are for him because they're like it's so hard yeah because they're like what other choice do you have you know I mean the authorities stop at some sort of invisible red tape you know what I mean but you know some would say is it worth a life though and then other would say yeah I would say it is I would say to the person who stole it was your choice to lose your life for it yeah I wouldn't because like back then when I committed crimes and I broke into homes and things like that allegedly if if I got shot if I got hurt I'm just like I'd be like I deserved it a thousand percent I Played with Fire you know what I mean like and in other people that are if if they were like no you know you shouldn't lose your life for stealing and I'm like yes I should that's the consequence if I hop into
10:13 someone's fence and they're dog ████ bit me my dick falls off and they kill me that's my that's mine yeah if that happened to you would it would your mom tell the news he was such a good boy she was like she would have been like I was so sorry I brought him into this world I didn't know how to control him he's a demon so honest he was a straight A student there is no honor to the family I will kill myself now that's what my mom would do ████ that kid Joel ████ sucks [Music]
// end of tape