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Disney Superfan is Coming a Few Rides Close to Never Losing His Virginity

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0:06 Okay, have you guys heard about this Disney super fan? He apparently has rode Radiator Springs Raceway, the Cars Land ride, like way too many times and he's about to set a record. >> This guy, >> that's very hard to do because that line is really long. >> It's really long. >> Yeah. So, >> he looks pretty old. So, when did the ride start? Is there a single rider line for that? >> There's like a side thing. Yeah, we should look it up. We should We should spend the rest of the video looking >> and see if you got a park pass. You get the front of the Yeah, >> this is not too meta for the topic that you brought up, by the way. >> Topic on toast day. >> Let's see you do a topic. Let's see you do a topic, >> dude. All day was fire. >> Let's go topic for topic. >> No. Yeah, let's do No, I can't wait to do the topic about like some lady got graped in a grocery store or something.

0:57 That's Anthony. That's all Anthony day. >> All right, here we go. >> Making stuff up clearly. >> For 15,000 rides on Radiator Springs Racers. >> You heard that right. John Hail loves all things Disney, but especially the Radiator Springs Racers ride at Disney's California Adventure. >> Radier Springs, my happy place. >> Hail takes a picture with a new sign every time he gets an additional 100 rides. Keeping track on this. >> I have a little notebook where I keep track of the rides number. I also keep track of the lane for the race, either Ramon or >> why is there like division and the color of the car and whether or not I win the race. >> On December 8th, Hail plans to hop on a Radiator Springs Racer for the 15,000th time. >> I hope to ride with some cast member friends for my 15,000 ride on Racers. >> Hail is well known by cast members, often taking selfies with them, and they

1:47 celebrate him, too. >> When I got to 999, they pulled the car over to the side, and they were all there waiting for me, and they told me I got one more ride. So, one more ride for 1,000. So, they jumped in the car and gave me some stuff and that just spurred me on from there. >> Hail's love for this ride began in 2012 when he visited the park for the first time since having a gastric bypass surgery, two knee replacements, and losing over 150 lbs. He celebrated by getting on this ride. It's the characters, it's the theming, it's the way that it's constructed on the outside is perfect. And we were there when Hail got on this very ride for the 10,000th time back in 2017. >> The whole 10,000 took 5 years, 5 months, and three days. >> 8 years later, he's ready for his 15,000th ride. >> And as for what's next, >> probably 15,0001.

2:37 [laughter] >> Yo, he's so >> Oh, it's a bad video, huh? Bad topic, huh? >> Dude, it's a bad topic. >> You like this one? >> The last video was the worst video we've ever done. This one, we're on a roll. [laughter] What's next after 50,000? Probably 15,000 is one. [snorts] [laughter] >> He's not even kidding. >> He's not kidding. He's like, >> he's so ████ straight up. >> He's just straight up, dude. >> Do you think he's just like alone in life? >> I think he's just autistic and they didn't know what that what that was for that generation. >> Yeah. I think a guy getting into cars at like 50 years old is kind of wild cuz Cars came out like what 10 15 years ago. >> The movie. >> Oh, the movie itself. Oh, >> ride came out in 2012, which is 13 years ago. So, the movie probably 20 years old. So he's >> he's probably in his 30s when that movie came out. >> Really? Maybe older, >> right? Something like that. But [clears throat] like that's kind of wild to get into cars like when you're an old guy.

3:29 >> 15,000. How long do you think that is total? You think? >> He said it's eight eight years. >> Well, he said it took him 5 years. Yeah. >> 10,000. >> Yeah. >> To get to another 5,000, but he was doing division in his notebook, too. So, I really don't know. >> That's cuz he's he's calculating the odds that his car wins. M. [laughter] >> He's got division in there for sure. >> Why does he got division in there? >> So he's for sure autistic, huh? Got to be. >> Dude, I think those are Velcro pants, too. >> Yeah, he's got to be. When they're like, "What do you think's next after 15,000?" It's like probably 15,0001. >> He's very matter of fact. Yeah. >> And if people are laughing, they don't know why. Yeah. >> Right. >> Plus, a grown guy wearing cars hats. Wild looking to me. Also, [laughter] >> also if he was like actually like a super super regular dude, and again, no offense to anybody who's like quote unquote regular or whatever. Not saying anybody's irregular. All right. Anyways,

4:19 if if the staff members are like like, "Oh my god, they're like celebrating with him." It's probably also because like it's it's really warm to like witness, >> you know? >> Yeah. He's not a creep. >> Yeah. >> Cuz if he was, everyone would be like, "Oh, get this ████ out of here." >> He's not like weird butts and pictures and stuff. >> Yeah. He doesn't give like weird selfie vibes like love. >> Yeah, he's probably just a honestly warm dude and you're like, "All right, cool." >> Man, >> that was nice. >> What? What? What did he do for work? [laughter] >> Why do you always ask this question? >> Oh, no. Because I was just wondering >> is heaven. You want >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Sorry. >> No, because you get to do, you know, 15,000. >> You got to have a lot of money for >> Yeah, that's right. It's like, are you going to Disneyland every day? >> I think he No, he has that pass. He has the the season pass. Come on. >> Yeah. How much is that? >> Maybe he goes and like I don't know. Maybe he's like a pool shiner or something like that. And at after 5:00

5:10 he goes and he does the ride. So that's his routine. Like some guys go to the bar. This guy rides the ride at Disneyland. He lives in Anaheim. >> That's cool. >> He lives in Brea actually. But yeah, >> you make shining pools. >> I don't know. >> Bit uh >> pool shiner. >> What? Do you know very specific? >> I need a pool shiner. >> They have that. >> You can't do it at night. So at night he could go >> well if if he's gonna ride 15,000 times and he needs a season pass that gives him access every day with no blackouts and that's like a over for sure over like $1,200 pass. >> You have a season pass? >> ████ no. I live in Vegas, baby. >> Yeah. Did you? >> Yeah. Did you have one? >> Yeah, like like 2016 or something like that. >> Whoa. You're a little Disney guy, huh? >> I also lived in Orange County. I don't get the pins, but I could. Nah worked at Disney. Uh, so I was going there. She

6:00 was a parade uh dancer at the time. >> She wasn't a princess. Couldn't get a princess, huh? [clears throat] >> You want to go at this right now, Steve? >> Couldn't couldn't score one of the princesses, huh? >> I thought we were just having a broad conversation in this in this talk show. >> Started this. You started this video on a bad note. >> Whole day like this, bro. You're always like, "Yo, all Steve Jay's the best, dude. Anthony, blah, blah." And you type slow. >> That does sound like >> Dave was not not conflict free. >> Yeah. You need a I picked you up. You're You're like that. [laughter] I'm like Ben Affleck and you're Matt Davis. >> Thanks for picking me up, too. >> No, this this guy I mean I don't think I like any ride that much. >> You don't like any ride? >> Not that much to go 15,000 times. >> And um he he probably has a fast pass, but you with the fast pass, you still have to wait though. >> Yeah, it's not like before, right? >> Not that fast. >> Yeah, it's not that fast.

6:50 >> It's even tougher nowadays, right? >> Then maybe even crazier if number one, there's also single rider line stuff. Or number two, maybe there is like a handicap thing in play. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, cuz he's cuz he's handy. >> Well, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Maybe. >> Yeah, >> cuz like if you if you do then you also go through the exit and then you get walked up to the front. >> You you can register online for that now or for the longest time. >> You have to pay more though the right. >> I don't know. But you but you do have to have a true diagnosis. You can't just be like, I have diarrhea all the time. >> People used to do it for UTI. >> What? >> Wait, what? >> Oh, or what's it? What's that the other one called? Irritable bowel syndrome. >> Yeah. Yeah. IBS. >> IBS, baby. >> They would do it for that, too. And >> I could have got first place. >> They finally like stopped doing that a couple years back. >> Prove the UTI. >> They I don't know. The doctors know or you would just [laughter] >> positive for and Mickey Mouse smells it.

7:41 >> But also, I don't think they wanted to ever discriminate. I don't I don't think >> Well, smells like you got a UTI to me. [laughter] >> I don't think Disney ever wanted to put themselves in a position where they're discriminating against somebody because they didn't believe them. Oh, >> so if you were bold enough to go and do that, >> okay, >> want to take advantage of the rides over kids and stuff, >> they don't want to challenge you. Yeah, >> they had to take their ████ out. >> I think I think now they have to you have to bring a doctor's foot. >> One of my favorite Disney things is watching Ghetto Rumbles at Disneyland. [snorts] >> Dude, all that s███'s the best. >> Like the ones in Toontown. >> Toontown. >> Toontown Fight was so good. >> That's good. Punching everybody. >> Everybody. [laughter] >> Every woman in his family. He socked in the face, dude. >> For all the women. He looked like Buster Rhymes, too. >> He also looked like a guy who like couldn't wait to take a picture with the jail bars. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Makes it goofy. >> Like he like he's the guy who stretched

8:31 him out and he just thinks it's so >> And then they choked him out and then when he woke up he goes, "Who choked me out?" [laughter] >> Dude, that was crazy. >> That guy was tired. >> So, the Incred pass is the top tier no blackout pass costing around $1,629 plus tax. >> Dang. >> So, that's the most expensive pass >> uh for Disneyland. The Inspire Key is the highest level with the fewest blackouts. Uh though still blacked out on holidays and weekends. Oh, so that was Disney World. Disneyland's more expensive. Priced at approximately $1,899 plus tax. And there's still some holiday blackouts. >> Do you go to like the front of the line or nothing or something like that? >> No, those are just like >> But that's an awesome value for a guy like this that needs to go that often. It's great >> to accomplish his goal. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. If he goes every day. How many times did you go when you had a pass? >> A lot. >> You got your money's worth. But a lot. But like I don't think it was more than like 20.

9:21 >> Like every weekend? >> No. No, not more than 20. >> Why did you go so much? >> Cuz I had a pass. >> Oh, okay. >> Cuz this chick was working at the park, but she wasn't one of the princesses. >> So what would you do like every time you went? You just try to go on every ride like usual? like try to >> No, because that's also when like uh when you back then I when I had a pass, it was a park hopper pass and California Adventure like I never understood Disneyland as a kid uh with an alcohol experience and California Adventure brought like alcohol to the game and suddenly everything was way more fun. >> So we would just go there for like the food and the drinks and the vibes. When I was a kid, I thought Epcot was so gay. And then like once you're an adult and you're like, "Dude, you just go around, eat food, and drink like Yeah. >> Epic. >> It's great." >> Yeah. >> Is the food good, though? >> Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. It's good. It's solid. Disneyland has really good food

10:11 in my opinion. It's a lot of it's really expensive. Sure. But, uh, you also got discounts with a certain price. >> The best thing >> in Disneyland, oh my goodness. There's the pineapple dolee whip. There's the churros. There's the turkey legs. There's the chim chongas and the corn dogs. There's the fried chicken. Like everything is super super bomb. Just depends on what you're feeling, >> dude. They had that remember they had that mission tortilla factory and you could go in there and like they give you a fresh tortilla they just made. It's ████ dope. Yeah. >> What? They had a tortilla factory? >> I like eating at that diner next to the cars right diner or whatever. >> Dude, even that ice cream shop over there where you can smell it going by like on the boardwalk. I'm like, "Holy hell." I think Doritos was invented there. >> Yeah, right in the by the >> in Disneyland. >> Mhm. >> Doritos. >> Doritos was invented in Disneyland. >> What? >> Yep. >> What? >> Look, fact check me, dude. >> No, he types too slow. It's going to be the next video already.

11:01 >> Why did you [laughter] >> Now we all just got to wait. ████ me. Doritos invented in Disneyland. >> It was >> Oh, what? There are restaurant called Kasa de Fritos in Disneyland's Frontier Land during the early 1960s. The name Doritos translates to little pieces of gold in Spanish. And the chips were made from leftover corn tortillas. >> Oh, that's really cool. >> You know [snorts] when you get the chippity chips? >> They were just like, "Let's season it before >> for the appetizer." And then they're like, "You got to bag it." >> I ████ love chips, dude. I just never eat it cuz it's gonna make me fat. Yeah, I get it.

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