0:00 so I did this by myself it's a skull and a snake oh yeah it's so bad it's so bad you canot say something about that this so ████ up I just thought it was a birth mark for a long cuz I was practicing to being a tattoo artist I thought it was a vein yeah baros vein hey bro you need to see a doctor dude you might have got to get some baricos veins down [Music] there welcome back to another attractive episode oh it's about you isn't it it's not about Anthony stop talking about yourself this is actually a colen's take this is going to be a cleen's take take cleen you are you ready to be open and honest open and honest here we go let's go it's not just for our fans for all of us as a community here no bits no bits noing bits okay everybody else is open
0:52 and honest too okay this is a cleen's take we want to know genuinely each of us what our most and least attractive qualities are in your opinion wow of yourself I have to do this for you guys do it yes absolutely look Colleen looking at Ryan like this is your most attractive thing this is your least attractive thing it could be shallow and physical it could be in depth or whatever but I think shallow and physical is way more tight but you can't and you can't do that thing of like and the least attractive thing is that I can't have you don't worry Ryan it won't what a line yeah it's got to be something like you got these ████ stubby fingers that look like don't do that either though a treasure troll or just like honestly your breath kind of stinks like
1:43 like that that's fire that's fire just real ████ so that we can improve as people but what if it's like you so ████ short what if it's something we'll never forget and that's our new self-esteem wait are you guys okay with this I'm going to go in I'm going to go in no this is what friends are for well then take take the first 20 minutes for Anthony pugs are cute though okay I'm only willing to take 20 seconds I'll start with an you can start with me you can start with me and I want the truth okay all right okay jeez do you need a do you need a one two you need one two walk around I got I got to do T pose that has nothing to do with my Swagger she's already seen you front to back dude it's not like she hasn't seen it anon's been working out months before this topic so be at his best I don't want to be mean no no just be honest be
2:34 honest you're not trying to be mean I know but like I don't want it to be well I'm getting scared now I don't want to be mean cuz I can't think of one good thing about you [Laughter] anth I know it's a joke but it hurts why did I do this promt oh is it good content is it yeah dude I've never thought about it like this um okay so one something that you need to work on what are you doing starting with the the I'm just saying most and least attractive yeah what's the most attractive so is it physical she's like honestly either your brand kind of sucks right now you're branding honestly she like you dress like ████ bro Stop
3:25 Dancing I ████ hate you have no rhy I don't like this prop tell his presets are weak it's like damn I I don't even know where to start you got girly fingers you dress like ████ you smell I don't even should have given this one a joke you would have been quick on it yeah I feel like positive positive first postive and then crush your soul with the Positive is really easy for Anthony I like his style wow he dresses nice I do too I do too throw my name in the hat thank you thank you I feel like he's a Vietnamese jewelry salesman like J Jewelers they bang um I don't like all your tattoos oh I can't change those the ones on the shin mostly now especially the K
4:15 one wait where's the Kindra one at rip my ████ heart out why don't oh God I don't want to do this anymore can we see the tattoos better yeah oh my God what a roast I like your style but I don't like your tattoos that's okay well that's not not all of them that's a his decision that's not like something he's born with it's not like they're not all B they're not all bad they're not all bad hey hey come on it's just not a tattoo you have on yourself it's not bad which one in particular is whack as ████ and like how do you think I always should be able to cover it up what's a solution that you could offer me you know tattoo removables I think these days just straight laser next time he comes back he's no tattoos cuz he got so self-conscious he just wear sleeves all the time I know he's like C don't like
5:08 it yeah but they mean something to you so ████ what I think all my tattoos are are story based they're not just like design images stuff yeah they're not you didn't just walk in and go can I get one of those one of those oh this is cool I don't want to do this anymore she stops after she's like I can't I can't do this anymore I can't it's just Anthony uh just tell me later which one you didn't like off camera what if we what if we made it easier and like popcorned it so now you have to like do it to somebody I want to chose put her on the spot damn okay okay always funny to put me on the spot all right who's next I like how an he's like hey you guys ready to be open and honest Colleen only you only you be
5:59 h Hest it's okay I have a Target on my back it's fine yeah who's next who else are you going to pick up all right let's go don't look at me so ████ so much okay don't analyze me so much is he getting red I am getting red I don't like what people look at me I'm dying cuz I have like multiple options in my brain you have a lot of options she's like I got 10 Things I Hate About You Nick pick wisely pick your number one you sorry I'm seeing your hand Montana it's my bad I like how humble you are but I also never I take it back I take it back now I'm going in or you want to ████ hey dud W Jes now I'm going in we're on the same should have chose a different day to ████ with her dude she remembers all the ████ you did this morning oh ████ I don't I think your improvements
6:50 need to be in how you sell yourself he already knows that's a compliment wait that's just constructive yeah she said I don't like your tattoos and his is ████ that his is like it's still a compliment you know why it's still a compliment because it's like I you're so much better than you ████ sell yourself you sell yourself short she's like she's like motivating him to do better that kind of is more of an insult that's really cool I got to go in on Anthony he's the one that puts me ah because you did this that's because you're all pessimistic the thing should have focused on is how she's going to say something amazing about everybody I started that ████ I started that I started that maybe maybe say something negative physically cuz you said something negative about
7:41 Anthony say something ugly about us yeah yeah something you can't change yeah say change that you can change hey hey don't go too deep we're not on me anymore okay just be like you got these ████ ugly toes I don't know how you ████ wear sandals something something like that God your nipples are too close together something like that like when you smile your ████ teeth looks like blender like I don't know yeah blend [Laughter] blender like a teeth of a blender oh my God all all all directions the next video will just be Joe doing the same thing oh my God my face hurts you're so ████ ugly I don't know why your eyes are so separate that's it just you're ug ████ ugly you're just not
8:32 good looking oh yeah tell me something about my expir like something negative goes yeah you're ████ ugly dude you're ████ ugly I don't know how someone can like fall in love with you you're so ugly yeah another one uh you're so like fat you're super fat you can't fat you can change fat you can change you can't things you can't change that you find so unattractive I mean the prompt is more about one one attractive thing and one not attractive thing that I personally oh okay so something that's not that you personally yeah yeah so she could like fat people Nick is so humble but too humble but too humble that he doesn't promote himself it turns you up he's too humble it's almost like a it's a win but it's not a win no I hear
9:22 you you know it's you're kind of ████ you're in purgatory being humble is cute and all but it's not good for business hey stick to the plan guys we got more people still gotun the umler positive oh we really just moved on from Nick you're tall you're tall congratulations you won the tall Lotter he is tall you are really tall dude what's the same it's mostly tattoos wait what's that tattoo she goes to all of us I don't like the tattoo when your shin Nick it's a it's a two can yeah it's ████ whack God damn yeah that hurts does it today's video is brought to you by uncom Goods spark something uncommon this holiday with just the right gift from Uncommon Goods don't be one of the boring people during Christmas who just
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11:55 a cool tattoo know something that's unattractive about you you're white ████ hit in the tany bed tonight you could change that you could change this I thought you were just G to say I can't change this you can change this Tyler it's okay we can change these things unless my computer screen can start like giving me UV raay and ████ yeah these days though the way that you cannot be white is by being gay so that's cool I don't know how that works yeah it is well people have okay I've actually like had black people be like you're gay you get the in card I'm like what isn't that a cool hack they relate it to like you you understand like lifelong oppression so you get okay it's not about you grew up in Missouri wait really that he's
12:45 white that's the thing that's unattractive I ████ told you so I'm the only one who's gotten a real discs so far okay we'll keep going that's that's if you were white she'd say that about you he can't change his he can't change being white he can't change being White born that way there's a difference it's a choice you it's something that you've got a choice over that you did wrong oh you made a choice oh it has to be a conscious Choice yeah that's what makes you you it is true both of those were keep adding different variables to The Prompt yeah it's got to sting as much as it stung me did it sting you it sting oh absolutely when the rest of the room goes oh that's the that should be the the we're just comedy champ that's the measurement that's just us you know well then don't start with this be cold white
13:35 it didn't sting at all honestly really I don't feel anything from that all right Joe C yeah go on Joe get get on Joe get on this dude I like how you dress now now double sided it's it's wait for it wait for it wait for it it's a hybrid one that's a hybrid kind of like now I like how you dress now I know cuz a couple months ago you're a fat ████ you didn't act like you cared about you're putting in effort yeah you're putting in effort this is good we like effort right I like your hair I like your haircut and I like the way you dress now wow you get a two yes thank you two for one I do two I do two I do miss my long hair when I wore a hat but yes you're right yeah I'm happy you got a haircut thank you thank you looks good appreciate it it's very light I feel light you look light yeah I like the you
14:26 look like you care that's you look like you care yeah bad version yeah say something about his Tacoma and it was like it was kind of s█████ or something it wasn't it was so nice like the Tacoma was it's a it's a nice truck though you can't say out of the tires and stuff yeah I it made me think maybe I should get a truck all right say something t on him heart say something about his tattoos he doesn't have any than you come yeah he has tattoos yeah they're pretty janky they're really bad tatos it's so bad that I don't think people notice so I did this by myself it's a skull and a snake oh yeah it's so bad it's so bad and you think his is bad mine is it's so bad cuz I didn't even finish it you canot say something about that so ████ up look look it's I got a skull right
15:17 here and a snake coming out it's all ████ up I take my comment about Anthony's tattoos back because now I'm starting to see the other tattoos in the room and I think Joe takes the cake look at this look at one ████ what the ████ what jwa you don't like Japanese what the ████ says your last name what the ████ you like that I had to show you that's why when he won the s█████ tattoo award I was like oh yeah jealous I was like are you ████ serious I I got I got are you ████ oh no she it now she's got to do another one for me I took it I took you made the prompt you made the you made the prompt hey you have no idea idea how much I care about I look like I got jail tattoos and I was forced to do it because my bunkmate wanted to practice that looks like a jail tattoo on your leg for sure but
16:07 that's kind of a cool story though I would know what that tattoo was and that makes it so cool actually I have the wor tatto I the I just thought it was a birth mark for long cuz I was practicing to being a tattoo artist I thought it was a vein yeah hey bro you need to see a doctor dude you might have got to get some barles veins down there no it's just a s█████ tattoo no my buddy was teaching me he goes to be a real tattoo you got to tattoo yourself and I was like what when you did it were you like ow yeah I have a video on YouTube of me tattooing it it's on it's one of the First videos on my channel that's way cool now yeah yeah I got the worst tattoo what's worse about him you just want to hear talk ████ to everybody cuz you got it the worst I got I got like three more for Anthony L on me end lay it on me at the end I'll take you you nothing else for J that that's
16:58 it that mean that really is pretty bad I think women will vomit when they look at it and they realize what it is all right Ryan oh great I hate that I can't have you sick the best thing about you is I think the best thing about Ryan is that he's so versatile in his talents heard that that makes me hor talented ████ and he does and he does everything well that does yeah everything is is you don't just play piano you ████ do it well you don't just design places you do it well yeah something unattractive about Ryan he want see my tattoo this one yeah that's what it
17:48 turns into tattoos it's not finished that's kind of wait do you actually have other tattoos aside from the ones that we got together I would say your history of hairstyles it's fair it's fair yeah but he doesn't have no more so it has to be something now I mean that I carry that with me I was like that's so many years that's part of Ryan for sure I can't erase some of those eras I've always like kind of been kind of curious like the really really like Road runnery one what did you think about that one at the time what was like your opinion of it personally my of myself yeah I don't know I think at the time I just I really liked it cuz I liked anime but you weren't the only one with a Karen haircut back in the day Ken I think the John K plus eight I think at the time it was pretty rare until the Kens took it
18:39 over and appropriated it but I got yeah you branded yourself so hard with it too I did and I got made fun of I got called Gay more times than you probably have I got we're here to write that wrong I got pretty used to it I think that was just the Defiance of it I thought was pretty cool yeah it was Rock like Behavior especially in Breaking like nobody even bothered to they just all wore hats and beanies and I that's thought was cuz you were like halfway between raver and emo dude yeah I just like that kind of stuff but then you know it's uh The Branding follows you I thought it was cool but I also have wack tattoos so yeah we can't trust your opinion now you got you got beat though like Joe Joe's got the worst yep but I probably take that still cool story though I do
19:29 like it cuz there's a meaning behind yeah when you got a tattoo yourself that's kind of badass it's kind of like a poor decision Yeah well yeah but Joe made a lot of poor decisions that's not like the poorest of them true it's it was practice cuz it's like earning Stripes you got to get you got to you got to you got to try you got to get but then I didn't finish my practice that's what happened I went halfway are you good at drawing just like regular yeah he's good at drawing I don't think so but I like to do it I like your drawings it's unattractive all right you got to do one for yourself dude okay most W that's deep tell us what you think your most attractive thing is and then we'll slam it down nice you think you're attractive that's really what you think I think I think this hair suits me better than blonde I think it looks great
20:21 actually to be honest yeah it looks really nice I think it looks great I think you also look great in blonde so oh thank you your tattoos are looking nicer thank you you your tatto just got nicer your tattoos are how could you tell yeah it looks good great tattoos you look like more important with that hair color like it was that like like like you were looking pretty stupid with a blond but like EAS like you know like EAS a like really just kind of like e like really famous actress like kind of energy like you look like you look like you're like an important like role model or something oh that's somebody here yeah yeah you're Colleen LLC now I wish I could listen to you but you're white but he's an ally oh ████ not a white Ally oh it's cuz he's gay that's why he's an ally oh
21:14 ████ I love being around JK it reminds me how gay I am all the time and then how how much gayer we are than you we got a full day of shooting oh I mean I need my teeth to be straighter I didn't wear my retainer so that's problem I didn't even know you had cook a tea That's a deep cut that's a deep cut I never go like this go like that that's not even crooked dude are you serious that's not even crooked I got snagle on the bottom everybody got that the bottom everybody got ████ up mine for no retainer is worse than that yeah on the bottom though no let me see yours are straight mine look like when dominoes don't fall correctly and the guy goes God damn it I got one tooth growing backwards instead of frontwards yeah his are way worse that's what mine [Laughter]
22:04 well that's fair well there you go put a link in the comments if you know any tattoo removal spots that you recommend let me show you which one all
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