0:00 I'm so pissed right now like this just happened I'm going to talk to HR [Music] tomorrow would you allow would you allow your partner to work with somebody that they have previously been intimate with what hell no what do me work with the I guess they co-workers on a gig or something or on a job or why do why do you say hell no why do you have such a strong like why you have such a strong like they used to do it yeah no why find a different job who are you talking to the girl or or your guy yeah but what the guy it's not the girl fault but what if he's been there for long for a long time and then she just appears out of nowhere and then she gets HED she goes you work at this company mhm and it's like they have to like uh you guys they're building a
0:51 building overseas for just three months business trip just 3 months yeah they're like they got to get this is a 3 month and it's overseas little Shin dig that they got a project manage for 3 months that makes it even wor nice nice Scenic views why is it such a strong I think it it's based on your experiences right I've had bad experiences with people going back to their exes oh so that's a that's a that's a trigger for me ah okay so it's it's like pre-traumatic almost yeah I've seen where this has gone down so let's just avoid this mess all together cuz in and in my situation just be like I can't believe I ████ have to do this why you know oh yeah if if you have to go build something with their ex overseas yeah it's like are you ████
1:42 serious like you couldn't have ████ paired me up with anybody else God dang it what if there's what if like there's no way out of it well there could be that's kind of where you come in like how's your solution for that is it he quits she quits they both what do you think supped to be on another project yeah say like if I do this I get the promotion at work you know how much I want this promotion and then you have to go either quit or don't take it you don't get the promotion or promotion at work demotion at home oh you have to go to work with him what if there's a proximity like where let's say that your dude is Vice President of like Pizza Hut Corporate and he's like on the 30th floor she's receptionist on ground floor so they don't even see each other but you know they technically work in the same place oh that's fine you
2:32 talking about working alongside he's talking about overseas same Hotel I'm trying to find your where your meter is so that's okay they're just like that far apart yeah okay like they can be at the same company but not like closely intimately working together having contact with each other every day oh but then if they like this happened and they're in boardrooms together in like a table of like 12 and they're sitting across from each other that's too close I mean they can breathe the same air it's fine okay okay I quit if that was the case you'd quit yeah there's a reason why we're not together oh okay I probably my performance would probably get worse wait wait this is about like your significant other working with not about you yeah but if I was the one that's like hey guess what your ex is in your
3:23 department what ah ████ even if we're peaceful I think we'll start fighting like we were a couple again it's okay but what if it was your significant other and their ex showed up at work yeah what if Hannah got like the job of her dreams I think it depends on their relationship what do you mean so like they don't talk they haven't talked in years I think the the question makes people go oh I'm afraid that they'll get back together again or something right but in my case I know that they either ████ hate their guts or they might get back together again neutral one what if it's like neither hate nor love they've just seen each other's vaginas each other's vaginas what if they took each other's virginity but then this was like you
4:13 know in high end of high school or something and then they like you know what it is I think cuz her industry is like you know when you're shooting something real quick there's a definite end date yeah yeah yeah so they just they have to work together for like a month or whatever what if they were on like a six Monon Lord of the Rings shoot that's different they're doing wardrobe together overseas yeah yeah yeah yeah and New Zealand if we're married already that's different yeah you guys are married if we're a couple you're married we're married yeah you're right get that ████ bag dude it's it's Lord of the Rings okay Game of Thrones cool you know what I mean like it's if it was like I don't know like a celebrity like costume gig and ████ and it's just like pennies I'll be like it's worth leaving oh oh yeah yeah yeah it's like where are you fighting to be so it depends on the gig
5:04 hell yeah what if her ex is like Jason M MOA or something there's a reason why she's with me bro she might remember Jason yeah she's saw why was I with Joe what what if if she was with Jason M I'd be like can you introduce me yeah what if you overheard stories from before of how packing he was and how why would you ever tell you just don't and then and then you and then she used to she used to scream all the time I that's good yeah I always like putting my partners in compromising situations to see how they act that is not where I thought that was yeah so this would be a good moment for you I I think that's how you see someone's true character is like you want to see them
5:56 in these situations to see how they handle themselves and if they do go off the deep end then you know how to act based on that so it's a test yeah and then the more discipline they have the more you go oh yeah now I even trust you even more oh so you would just let it ride as I let everything ride depending on how that goes I don't try to prevent anything because I'm like if they have these types of Tendencies it's like this right like I love my Donuts but if I'm on the diet then maybe I got to work my willpower to not taste a dut but if I do then I failed that okay so you would let her exercise her willpower to not taste his donut yep and she's all up in the donuts that's actually kind of healthy yeah yeah it's pretty good okay but that
6:48 means you have to be very secure with yourself cuz it's like that's the Fe he's pretty secure true yeah but that's it's like the fears like the insecurity of like they will do something right like M you know what if it's not like a a direct strike but you guys watch the office uh-huh you guys have watched the office or no not all of it so there's a scene where like these two had a crush on each other and they're just like a after workor party so like let's say Hannah had an after workor party right everyone's drinking cheering boom it's a wrap season's over whatever the guy that was packing some heat like he was just happy you know was hugging everybody in the room hugs Anna kisses I Hannah kisses her on the lips and then the photo comes out and then now you're in a
7:38 situation where you're like you have to explain yourself what the hell is this well in the moment I would hope she'd be like what the ████ ████ slap yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah make the photo does make the photo I know but then the first thing would be like hey guess what happened I'm so p no first thing would be to my like I'm so pissed right now like happened I'm going to talk to HR tomorrow or oh what if Hannah calls me she goes I'm so mad at I'm going to have a long conversation with them in another room it might not be home till like 5: in the morning we're going to talk this out what about you Ria if your if your girl had to work with someone that had previously uh been inside of her for me I wouldn't really necessar I wouldn't necessarily be worried about her cuz I feel like I go into relationships with a lot of trust in somebody uh it more so
8:31 what I think about that guy okay I don't trust him yeah in in in some in most situations he's a creep huh yeah I'm the he's going to be trying all kinds of Tricks yeah so in that case if she's if she would say okay well then if it makes you more comfortable how about I just pass on the job would you allow that to take place or would you be like no don't go that far uh no if it if the job's important to her now I'll I'll take it on the chin I wonder if it's different though when you have girl like cuz like I think I don't know cuz guys have to do the pursuing right so if if yeah I'm just worried about the guy pursuing her but I'm not worried about some crazy exes be pursuing though yeah girls yeah I was going to say if anything that's true that's probably also like you guys are talking about
9:21 jobs like oh 6 months like for me it's like job job your job like okay could be forever like infinite and like if you switch teams it's not as easy as just like okay don't work on this project we on that it's like yeah it's very structured like in a corporate world yeah like this is your home now it's not like I just might be at this company for like a year like usually it's like people try to stay long term yeah so at that it's like what do you do then how would it what would it be for you if your dude was also a corporate guy and he's like hey she's now in my department um I think it depends on a lot of well number one thing that matters is like the relationship you have with your significant other like do you trust them and do you know that you know they're
10:13 not going to be like oh this ████ just fell in my lap right they're going to like Pro like be active about like creating distance between that person just out of respect to you right but I mean one if you don't feel that way that it's also like why is that your partner right like it makes you question like if I can't trust this person and like they're making me feel insecure and I have to be the one saying like oh that doesn't make me feel comfortable and kind of like nud them to be like like I don't want to tell you what to do but hoping you would you know do the right thing or whatever you shouldn't have to put more effort to cope right come up with the solution like even if it's not like ideal just more like hey this isn't great but like you know I'm not going to quit
11:03 my job just cuz this girl joined and I can't get her fired right so it's more about this is what I'm going to do and making me feel comfortable with it I I think I wouldn't even my first thought isn't even like oh you going to suck them in the on the ████ in the W by the water cooler or something like that's not even what I would think my first concern would be can you work with him cuz like if there's like there's a reason why y'all broke up and then sometimes when you get too comfortable with people You' be fighting you be bringing personal ████ into the what if they broke up cuz his dick was too big yeah that that makes it comical they're traumatized like oh no not too close again if it's too big they're not going to she's like I can't fit that thing she might be like I have more experienced
11:54 now but if I would be mostly concerned that her her quality of work starts getting screwed and then she's like getting frustrated cuz she's like I don't I'm avoiding working with this guy he's annoying and like every time we work we fight like that's what I'd be worried about that's so true cuz like I can imagine my exra I'm like what the ████ yeah right you would have like less tolerance for that person yeah and I just be like I feel like Angry Vibes for them the whole time yeah what about if Gio wanted to if Gio got a job somewhere randomly but she's working with like an ex dude her favorite ex I know which one that is favorite biggest X and he's even bigger now yeah he didn't get taller but
12:44 his dick got bigger yeah yeah yeah bigger than she remembers the cool thing about so the cool thing about Gio is that she's so good at being a ████ she's professional if she's already good at being a ████ to me I think her b███████ is extra with other people oh wow okay so like that part I'm not worried about but I was thinking about like the toughest occupation I think I feel like is with like actors cuz you got what if you got to do a make out scene exactly so like let's say that like this person uh your your significant other got booked for this new movie uhhuh and then they're like oh and then the the other co-star is this person it's their ex and then there's like love scenes or whatever and then
13:34 you know you have to rehearse there's like you have to rehearse scenes at home you have to do line reads even like some of the blocking and the action and all that stuff and then what if through the emotions of things triggers new feelings I think that would be the part World I'd be like cuz you're going through the physical actions of it already yeah it's like some Mr Mrs Smith she's not allowed to be a ████ if she's like has a loving I love you and then like what's the conversation like how was work today like I had did you guys rehearse really good or oh I'd be like oh can you do another movie aren't isn't it that you aren't you like in some TV show thing that you have to start doing that Metro paladins thing is that a show oh yeah it's a pilot yeah yeah yeah do you think you'll have to kiss somebody no I don't have to
14:24 kiss nobody in there what if what if your ex got added as like a main character oh ████ well good thing my characters a side characters I don't have to worry about she get added as a side character the the wife of your character what if you have to kiss in the background yeah it's not even worth it it's not even part of the story dog and a child you know what's cool a German Shepherd I think what's cool about um if it was if I was in that position I'm so disgusted by All My Exes oh that I don't think there's anything that can rekindle any feelings yeah yeah yeah so I think I'm like I'm like kissing my ex would be like kissing a dude so you'd like
15:14 it sometimes it's okay you pretend that you don't yeah what if you meet them and they're like kind of tight oh they're they're ex yeah has that ever happened to any of you guys where you met your partner's ex and you got along with them I don't yeah that's happened yeah and it was like a really cool chick yeah she was really cool wow yeah I was really nervous about meeting her where did you guys meet and why did you guys you guys met on purpose or was just casually like hey I just really want to you talk about Charlie no that's weird um no it was a a mutual cuz they they all they all went to high school together and they were together for a long time um so this was like a mutual friend that was getting married so I had meet her for the first time in a long time and it's weird because I met her when she was dating my
16:05 husband like way back when when we were really like actually just friends so it was really weird to meet her again as his wife different circumstances but she ended up being really cool and then I like feel like I played it really cool um and it was a really good meeting it was really cool oh that's nice I was like that rarely happens yeah yeah that is really it cuz the friend group is still like the same group is that why she I guess it comes together for a wedding yeah yeah cuz the she's best friends with the girl that was getting married so yeah you didn't have a Ming girl moment with each other it's like no that's Ming that's the face they look at each other I'm the better one no I'm the better one no girls battle it out right
16:56 no she no telepathically yeah that's funny they give each other the eye and then they try to out friendly each other
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