0:00 I want to walk where Marilyn Monroe walked and I want a pushy who did you John F Kennedy one of them Mafia man yeah you know people go to her um [Music] a Rhode Island state senator was arrested in Cranston last week which I guess is a place in Rhode Island because he heated car he was he was caught on footage a car you get arrested for that Rhode Island arrests people for that ████ because a guy had a Biden sucks bumper sticker so he was abidance of the Biden supporter Mega fan and he keyed it he keyed the guy's car he sees the bumper sticker you can see him go by the car and he looks at it and then he ████
0:51 takes his keys out wow he's a car there's a guy in the car the guy sees him and he's like he opens the door he's like did you just ████ key my car and then the state center is like no with the keys in his hand the keys yeah huh no he drops the keys he then he goes into you know the wherever the ████ they are right Cranston the Cranston and the guy calls the cops and then the guy's like inside for a while the cops go in they talk to him and then he's like oh no I didn't key the guy's car you can see here's my keys look there's no paint on the on that because he went but there's no pain what a fun cat dude and then he starts saying that the guy has been harassing him so then he had to key his car so he had to key his car to
1:41 make the de-escalate the situation so I had to keep so I had to key his car but I didn't key his car yeah yeah I had to key his car because he was confronting me because he's obsessed with me he knows who I am and they're like dude this is all they have all this on body this guy's not good at that no he's not good at it he cracked Under Pressure you're like you don't he doesn't know who you are he he clearly didn't know who you were he was like why did you keep my car he wasn't talking to you knowing your name or anything like that sir but this guy was like adamant that he was innocent and he had to key the car to de-escalate you see how he goes to like victim mode you know like well he was ████ with me so I had to do that it's like that doesn't work it's not de-escalation exactly in his world I had to key it for because because like um I had to stop him yeah he says the guy was blocking my way saying that I scratched his car I didn't scratch his car I'm a state senator I think he
2:32 recognized me I think he's one of the gun nuts that's what he said that sounds like he's escalating all of it yeah yeah then then he asked that the officers arrest him talk to a um a guy in the department because he knows people in the police he's like you should talk to that guy because he'll tell you that I've reported these threats from this guy before and they looked into it and they're like nothing nothing dude this guy's such a politician he's a politician bro wow he got connections all over a great future but not good connections because he got arrested good um yeah the other guy didn't collaborate because he was like I don't know imagine just shrugging through this whole thing listening to another guy make up a whole story is that considered a good politician if you just like bring up points that can be easily disproved yeah yeah that's true he's really in line with
3:22 kind of all of them yeah damn he's representing pretty well did you see that Senators can be bought for like ten thousand dollars like you can Lobby their opinion yeah that's their lobbying price but 10 000 in Gifts of some sort right like tuition for their kids or donations I don't know how it's done but the this black rock recruiter was like on a date and just spilling all this ████ and then like he was just like yes and senators are cheap they're like 10 000 and then so if you have like half a million they'll do anything you want and I'm like suck a dick are you ████ kidding me dude I believe it honestly that is so cheap yeah yeah I was like that's that's all it takes to buy out one of these folks it's like wow think about what the politicians always do right they're always on TV and they're always like just give us a 20 30 donation and ████ like that we know they
4:13 don't give a ████ about us because they don't do anything for the people giving the 20 30 donation they do it for the big boys giving the real money that's why people are like oh these politicians they never ████ do anything for us it's like yeah because it's worth it to do something for the banks or whoever's gonna give them money way more they're way more incentive yeah if they do things for us and honor then kind of a thankless job in it they don't yeah they're not gonna make anything it's almost like it was set up for them to be bribed it's just like uh you guys ever get your car painted before no so the the hack what you do you don't pay the ████ paint shop you find the guy who's gonna do it and you go I'm gonna tip you like 200 bucks and then he'll just do a whole extra he'll give you the best paint he'll do two clear coats because you're paying him directly if I ever need to get my my car painted can you come with me and negotiate for me
5:04 with me I'll be like ████ this kid's car up bro yeah yeah so you go to the shop but you talk to them you find the Mexican dude that's really gonna do it oh yeah you go to the back because they're not you could just walk back there but what if the shop owner is going to be like wait whose car is this well the shot the it's not the owner's never there it's the the person who does the adjusting or who like will do the paperwork they don't care either sometimes they tell you to do that what other ████ do you know but I like to announce I like to announce my intentions when I enter a space so I'd probably walk in and I'd be like hello I'm looking for the paint gun and not the owner I don't want to talk to you yeah that's how I'm gonna go around him that's how we would do it at Mako or one day Paint like they would because back then if you go like they'll be like oh just talk to this guy yeah yeah and then you go to the back and you go hey man what's up I'm gonna get this done or I want to put this installed it'll go yeah
5:54 just give it to me dude we got a family friend that does it on the weekends of like car he needs to fix anything on the car like Bodywork like I remember one time we had a cracked bumper and I was like hey can you fix this for me he goes like I'll do this for 300 and he came to the house and you just ████ did it it was ████ sweet oh yeah he came to your house to do it yeah bro he was the man did he just like put in some gum ████ he just punched it and it popped out and I was like oh good that ████ works sometimes no but he like he I I was looking at the bumper and I was like I don't know how the ████ you're gonna fix this but then it came back brand spanking you baby just Jack some other guys I need to do a catalytic converter baby he just took off theirs put yours on yeah is it two different colors yes he put your rear bumper in the front dude my buddy my buddy's hubcap my
6:45 buddy's such a ████ Boston scumbag masshole we're driving on in his Mustang and he thought his Mustang was so sick it's just a ████ basic basic ass Mustang right base model Mustang and his hubcap like rolls off in the middle of the freeway and then we when we get to where we're going he like drives through a shopping center and then he sees him Mustang he gets out he steals her ████ hubcap oh my God damn dude middle of the day that is so trash yikes Mass hole Patriots fans scumbags Red Sox fan Sports motivated crimes are hilarious motivated but no the so the cops are basically saying he he was arraigned he was released on a thousand dollar Bond he's due back in court for a rearrangement they're saying nobody's Above the Law including those who make and enforce the laws the officers who
7:36 handled this investigation did so with fairness um and it was all on body cams too dude Rhode Island's tough on crime huh apparently maybe this guy's got no juice as a politician so he's not powerful enough and everyone's like that ████ guy again everybody's not Hunter Biden I know right it sounds senile trying to pull here is just to make the situation so hard to navigate that the cop just goes all right just ████ get out of here guys you know what I mean like they just try to make it a nuisance because that's what they do here you know like a cop like if this happened here the copper go are you hurt are you injured no and you're okay all right just go home both of you yeah that's usually what happens but once they keyed your car though you gotta pay for that in L.A they don't care about nothing is that is that why you moved that's what I've been telling you
8:26 is that why all you guys moved yeah half the room so Reno huh yeah is it look I love Vegas but the Reno side of Tahoe it's pretty cool Lake Tahoe I never been it's beautiful it's nice big ass ████ Lake Joseph skeptical and then there's ████ like casinos around it so imagine like Yosemite giant Lake and then casinos around it that's what I want in my nature this is a south side of Lake Tahoe the Reno side yeah pretty cool dude you know that one hotel where all the Mobsters went where it's like California on one side Nevada on the other and it's on the border and they have tunnels and stuff and apparently like Marilyn Monroe and all them used to like use that ████ to like go to other rooms and buck and
9:18 whatever that's cool yeah what about it I want to go there oh cool okay okay I want to walk where Marilyn Monroe walked and you wanna ████ where she ████ I want to ████ who she ████ who she ████ who did she ████ John F Kennedy one of them Mafia man yeah laughs you know people go to her um they go to where she's like in order she's like in the wall what do you call that they shove my glory hole no no where's she buried oh like Mausoleum yeah yeah I think it's glorial you guys glory hole what the ████ I think that's what you're thinking of I swear that was hurt back there on the other side do you touch it yeah you touch it people touch it they come they put lipstick on they kiss it ew so it has like this Rouge color to it it's supposed to be like white marble but it has a Rouge color to it because
10:08 they constantly clean it people constantly are kissing it do you think Marilyn Monroe in heaven is just like yo what the ████ are you guys doing yeah her spirit's like my Mausoleum and apparently and I don't know if this is true or not but this is a true like one of those true Tall Tales of Hollywood Hugh Hefner got the tomb above her or whatever and then he made sure that he's upside down in there so when he's dead he could face so they could be like that yeah because that was like his dream chick or whatever so I'm being serious is that why he kept going for blondes because he was trying to like make Marilyn Monroe clones that's his type for sure if you go to um the Army museum in Paris is two stories and Napoleon's tomb is in between because he wanted it the people on the first floor to have to look up at him and then the people at the top floor
10:59 have the bow whoa so his is like it's his his tomb is like suspended between two floors oh that yeah it's tight but also it's like you're a little crazy that's a small man's thing though that's a really tiny boy that's a five egg thing yeah I'm five eight so that's that's like ████ mentally 411 ████ this coffin was for 11 I think was it I could have just crammed him in there huh he's a little fella they cut him off by the knees well everyone says that he's actually not that yeah he's actually like an advertising he's an average height why do they make fun of him being short because uh they measured it in French inch which is well it's different from English inch I guess oh interesting so then when when they converted it it was small but I think they've just been roasting just full of the ass you know what I I think he's like 411. I think he just has hella haters
11:49 yeah yeah that's just bad branding [Music]
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