0:00 [Music] you guys uh watch vh1 oh i love you do you know about black ink crew no okay is that like dave navarro is that like a tattoo show with like david or something is it on now yeah it's on right now see i haven't watched it in like years i was talking about like there's a dude on there named caesar emmanuel he's like one of the stars of the show he uh got caught on video abusing his dogs oh that's not good bro and he got fired from the show what do you do kick his bulldog or something like that can we show it nah what do you do to the dog can you excuse me yeah he didn't kill him he's just like like kicking around took a folding chair smash ████ oh my god grab the dog toss through the middle cage rolled the cage if it's on patreon we can show it i mean
0:50 if you really want to see it look it up it's not hard to find it's everywhere but anyway the that used to be the worst part of the story and then like one day later he does a video explaining himself and he says he's he thinks it's a setup oh he's one of those guys what do you mean he's like i didn't do that he's like they're smearing my name yeah he thinks he's beating i was trying to smash a cockroach on the ground and then they ████ photoshopped the dog in there his story is that he came home his two dogs were fighting each other like they were trying to kill each other so he was separating them and also like trying to get the dog to back down because he said the dog started attacking him it doesn't look like that at all in the videos but what it looked like and what kind of dog they like exactly what i was saying it just looks like you're just ████ around and was this like a right away response or was this like a couple days later here's the story
1:41 and the funny thing is it's from his own ████ ring cam how did he get caught got out so that's why he thinks like it's a setup he thinks like somebody in the house maybe his wife i don't know or like he didn't explain how his own home ring cam video got how did that get out that's funny yeah that is maybe it is domestic what if it is like a significant other that's like don't ████ hit our dogs like that you ass you know that makes the most sense who else he does he live with that's the thing he didn't say but oh they don't give us enough evidence to work with man maybe it's someone that works at his house for nothing that's a whole point you can still work with this can't you you look like a detective right now come on link everything together give me some time give me some time all right you guys keep giving me give me more evidence yeah so that's his whole story about why he was doing that to the dogs but what he's doing is so like specific all right this is what happened there it
2:31 is not much time at all you didn't need much time i love that no actual new information all right so so he was he was ████ making a steak in the backyard right in his eye cool and he ████ watson over there all right steak on the counter he goes oh the corn he goes back and then when he comes back in the dog has a ████ steak in his mouth he goes you drop that right now and then finally he goes no you ████ drop that ████ okay and he comes up and you won't drop it so he grabs his chair and he tries to throw it at him to scare him but it hits the dog oh ████ and then yeah it was a misunderstanding it was a misunderstanding but then now he's like what do i do they think i'm just ████ up abuser nobody ever believes me nobody ever believes me so you believe he's innocent no i don't believe that
3:22 but [Laughter] it's just a theory that he's putting out there you guys but you don't believe it he's not off the hook with me you know i mean this is real detective work yeah that's it's like having m.91 as your lawyer and the judge goes so your client's innocent he goes i didn't say that not entirely wait till the end wait till twist you're gonna go what client uh i'll tell you right after this commercial break yeah so you think we're back from the commercial go ahead um oh i i messed up as a detective because i just realized i wasn't trying to create a reason for him hitting the dog i was trying to create a reason for how the hell the footage got out and i totally missed the mark there [Laughter] glossed over that yeah well ring connects to wi-fi doesn't it yeah so
4:13 can't you hack somebody's wi-fi and be able to get footage if you can log into their ring account i bet there's more than one other person that has access to that account sure but let's say like nobody is against him in that house or he has like an employee that maybe has access to the old disgruntled employee with access to your ring cam story we need a shorter term for that man because that is very common here why don't we do this since you're the detective he's going to watch the video of it and we're going to see what he thinks of the actual video okay it's really short all right the detective that came up with the plausible idea the detective the most plausible the detective uh this really matches your theory the detective that already thinks he's innocent that one so that's that it's out there outside oh that's a very little dog that's almost like a cat yeah both the dogs are pretty small
5:03 so we should shed dogs so we really shouldn't be hitting it with a chair why is damon dash hanging out here damon dash is there oh he just looks like a big fan hasn't happened yet i don't know if i want to watch that you may not want to watch it no you don't want to see it yeah i don't like this kind of stuff i get upset right and i'm going to say kill him probably i don't like this it starts to look like a wwe thing jesus christ bro wow okay so that's multiple hits you we don't want to we don't want to put this on youtube no we don't want to put this on anywhere and we're going to get our channel destroyed there's more so that's that that's half of it so he puts the dog in his cage wait what is he a sad and loyal dog who's not even really what is he wearing what is he wearing why is he wearing an orange robe like a ████ cage harry chris then he just rolls the cage
6:03 okay so this is what happens um okay we're okay we're in 1983. there's no video footage i'm just a witness and i have to explain to you what i just saw okay uh what looks like a garfield cat which is actually a dog walks out garfield yeah it's that color it's an orange looking cat dog all right so it's like this big maybe yeah good dog and then a bald man walks outside wearing shorts and what looks like a t-shirt and it's like a gray outfit or he's not he never at any point denied that it was him like yeah he walked out right the dog comes out and then he goes yeah i'm too fat i can't get him so it goes back in the house or something the dog's just confused and then like should i go back in or what should i do right he comes back out he kicks the dog
6:54 like a football the dog flies and then he comes back because he thinks it's a game i don't know why he gets a wwe foldable chair we have one here evidence yeah like that one right there evidence yes evidence yes like that one right he folds it flat he gets it and he smashes the dog and the dog's like this size poor dog dog right no sound from the dog but he moves on and he gets it and he hits it again like a ████ hockey and then he goes back in the house now all of a sudden he's in an orange robe like a hare krishna right the part you were very interesting i don't know why ████ bright matching robe and then he grabs a cage puts the dog in the cage locks it rolls
7:44 it downhill i know there's a cage downhill with the dog in it i i don't know why there's no two dogs it's just one dog oh that's the only dog there's i don't know where the other dog is yeah he had there's those are two different dogs but they just look the same okay because oh it looked like the one he hit with the ████ thing and then when he wore the orange robe it was a different dog that was like more white a little bit bigger and maybe spotted or something like that can i see what it looks like is there a picture of him well can we watch his video forget this fool's ████ uh alibi or whatever the ████ explanation he's absolutely full of ████ very very much so it looked like he was just attacking a helpless animal yeah it's ████ up wow yeah so we're not going to show it on youtube because you know we don't want this channel to be destroyed so at the end of the day i was trying to back the door down i was honestly trying
8:35 to skim and not what time was i trying to abuse this yeah right bro that was pure it went out of his way it did extra ████ man come on that's absolute ████ yeah this guy's a piece of ████ it was bad footage though to be honest because i saw a fat bald white dude and then the guy here's a black guy oh you thought it was a white guy in the video he's not a good detective man it's the ring camera footage dude it must have been night vision that's what it was you know one of the funniest uh it does what does the dog look like detective like garfield [Laughter] well they use lasagna the police sketch is just a comic he's like that's it that's the one one of the funniest comments i read on uh like uh the social media posts about him was uh so he at no point denied that he
9:27 like that was him in the video but the top comment that everyone's loyaling is someone went how do they know that's him he's admitting to yeah that's not even the part that he was saying like you can't defend people doing that ████ someone saw how do they know that's him how do they even know and everyone's like are you ████ serious i mean i would've that's a detective yeah people are so slow like that's not even the thing in question he's man so his rationale is that he was trying to split them up and then he was trying to back the dog down which i guess meant that the dog was by hating him with a ████ phone did you say the dog is hella small yeah it didn't even look like yeah it was small it was like this big and there's enough audio that you could probably hear if it was growling or barking because you could hear the chair dude you could hear that clear as day yeah it's like it was kind of an excuse i think it's
10:17 it's it's better that you guys didn't see it and i painted the picture because then it's it's sort of it like made it comedy even though he painted it as a white man yeah but when i watched it though it's pretty sad it is pretty sad yeah because i used to have a dog that size yeah you know did you have a chair that size too oh man he had the orange robe i think the guy should probably go on wwe and get slam ████ with that chair multiple times i think so just break his ████ legs over and over over and over dude it is hari krishna robes set him on fire put him in a cage roll him down mountain once they find out it's him though stupid [Music]
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